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@studio43. You dey use your erected dik turn Eba.

I can view it. P square and usher are dancing Alanta. Am using Opera 10.20. It is very funny. . Stupid poster

@Abbey-city. If the pant disturb you again just tell me and I go fumigate am with Mortein.

Peaceful war? Lol. Ok if that is the case. I shall strike first.

I don fumugate you come here abi. You pest! *where is my Mortein*

. So you quit at last. Thats what you get when you step on a lion's tail.

@studio. I thought this was suppose to be a yabbing zone. So why are you angry. Have you ran out of yab? Kpe le o.

It was a Monday afternoon when coming back from school, then I was still in secondary school and I was very hungry. Cos of that I was running home to eat any available food at home. In my street there was this 'bingo' dog that chase any child that run carelessly. I have forgotten and run pass the dog. I was hearing run! run! I turn back to see an angry dog chasing me. Ah! Plus hungry and my life I run pass the dog. There was a small gutter across and when I tried to jump, my right leg seized my left and oops I was in the middle of the gutter with leeches all over my uniform and my head. The dog stop chasing and went back( witch dog) I didnt even notice the leeches, it was a passer-by that said ' see snake for your body' yauk! I hate leeches. I went home and took my bath with water added with salt.

Shatap! Sit belt no change your stupidity. You wey dey use two helmet cos ur ogo na two. Left and right ogo.

@studio. All join whether plane or plan. She is using phonetic. You enter okada they ask for sit belt.

How can you respect your mother and not respect the mother of your saviour. We all know Jesus is God and his mother is Mary. Why wont you just think like normal being and know how important she is to us for bringing the messiah to earth. At the wedding feast they listen to her cos they know how close she is to her son. She told them to do whatever Jesus told them and cos they obey her their faith made the water turn to wine. She was conceive without sin, through her Jesus came to the world without a stain of sin.

You want us to laugh but you made yourself look stupid.

For the past 2 to 3 months MTN network is congested. Each time I try to load it always shows ''CONGESTION TRY LATER'' . I lost an appointment with a customer cos I refused to call on the fixed time. This is cos I have been trying to recharge my phone but to no avail. I have purchase a zain sim cos of this. Pls MTN officials check your network very well before you loose your customers.

@Ben-10. . Well if that be the case, you boobs is bigger that your girlfriend's.

@studio. What do you I mean I cant do without you? What are you? Water? You are a blue goat.

You are full of shit.

@studio. Fukk you!

Yeah you got that yab from meet the spartan movie isnt it?