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@dani. When dem born you, you get genetic problem. You dey cough from yansh, Ezema and acne dey do you for dickk. Well it is inheritance.

@dani. Your bow leg start from yansh. . That is bow yansh.

Ya all dont be surprise that wale.star is still a VIRGIN. . I know his type.

@nich. Your babe dey tuck-in breast and when she wan wash she dey tie am like ladies outer neck.

First I will like to say a big shout out to my gal Lily, a gal to my heart, her success is my success and her pain is my pain. I want to us to keep the fire burning forever. And also Nairaland crew for putting a great job and keeping me busy since my gal went back to school, though she is in her final year so I am not too bothered. And my Nairaland secret love AMAKA, just want to be a friend, I was just kidding all this while. But I like you sha. We all should just say something or dont you have love ones? It can be ur secret love here in NL. Just tell him/her how much you feel about him/her.

Oh my! I saw dani's dickk and thought it was my cigarette.

@dani1luv. Your gal's breast milk is too powdered that each time you wan suck bosom she go dust am for ya face like powder.

@dani1. Your mumu carry UEFA CUP. .

Sorry dani. It was a topographical error. My button is faulty. . Am really sorry.

Sex is worth waiting for therefore zip up. That advert na for 19th century people.

@poster. My dear dont worry about what people call you, just trust who you are. U acted harshly doesnt make u a b***h. What if you are too cheap and emotional what then will they call you? I understand your kind of person. I have one in my house.

@FMK. Is like you dont know who wale.star is. He is a chamelon. Watch his next post it will be. I want to fukk JEZEBEL.

@dani1luv. OTU NNE GI NA TA CHEWING GUM.

@dani1luv. OTU NNE GI NA TA CHEWING GUM.

@dani1luv. OTU NNE JI NA TA CHEWING GUM.

Aww! He looks like a clown in that picture. Look at his cute red nose and black face.

slowpoke. I might be ur enemy but everybody here is my friend. I dont hate you just correcting ur mistake. Leave Jesus out of ur madness. Pls dont make me to go into religion in romance.

slowpoke. I might be ur enemy but everybody here is my friend. I dont hate you just correcting ur mistake. Leave Jesus out of ur madness. Pls dont make me to go into religion in romance.

@poster. If you are a fool please dont use Jesus to display ur foolishness. Dont you think before you post. Yeah sometimes we want to act funny but doing to the extreme is stupidity. Guy you are a man not a child. Grow up pls.

@poster. Ya yansh no get hole that was why you find it easy to break palm kernel with it.

Sorry to burst in cos I am not anybody fan. Saheed and Pasuma are singing senseless songs. There songs are for 'AGBEROS'. I believe some hoodlums are here in NL.

@poster. You be copy-cat. Come let me teach you how to fish

A friend of mine name is Job but he never attend church. His Job is fake actually but he is ashamed to tell someone his name. One day were walking to my house and he spotted a gal(those gals guy they say them no fine but them try) and went to approach her leaving me behind. I was close but operating my phone to form busy. He ask the gal her name and said ''my name is Ify as in Ifeoma'' and when he ask my guy his name he replied '' I am Job'' the gal replied ''you said what'' and my guy code change name. '' I mean my name Joe as in Joseph. I burst out laughing.

No seriously I have up to five friends bearing Emeka and they are all harlot. If a lady walk pass them even if she is short, tall, ugly, beautiful, cripple, slowpoke, posses name them they will turn back and stare and even went ahead to woo her. Names we bear really tell who we are. All Emeka in the house sorry to say this but you too know say una be harlot.

Easy Abbey . Puts guys in Quote pls. Not all guys have time for who is virgin and who is not. Afterall na one hole them get. I am after my happiness in a woman. Virgin does not good woman. I even want my wife to an expert in sex so it will be a challenge to me. Cos am hotter than fire.