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I was sent to buy fresh pepper one saturday morning, that was about 13-14 year back. After purchasing, I open the nylon and was playing with one pepper to the extent of bringing out the seeds in it. When I got home I have my mum the other and went away with one pepper. I did not feel anything until I was pressed and decided to urinate. I used that same finger to hold to cap of my dik and that was when the drama began. ''mummy! Mummy! my thing is on fire'' I was running and she was chasing me. What is on fire? She asked. Those days we dont know the english name for dik. So I told her '' my prick dey hot me''. She looked at my hands and found out it was pepper that caused it. She quickly took me in and apply vasline on it. Oh! my sweet mother.

To me my SE W580i is the best ever. With an application that can calculate every step taking and tells you how many calories burnt in a day, I can download without problems but not with OM. But I need another case for it, I cant buy any other phone if not SE W580i. Where can I get an original one here in lag?

Happy birthday spike. SPIKE! .

I will like to see some Nlander for real at least lets be physical friends and those peeps that wants to browse for free, I got a lot of solution to that. No more call me or email me, but we sit together and do it. And the ladies you are not left out, at least we can just hang out as a group. What do you think?

I will like to see some Nlander for real at least lets be physical friends and those peeps that wants to browse for free, I got a lot of solution to that. No more call me or email me, but we sit together and do it. And the ladies you are not left out, at least we can just hang out as a group. What do you think?

I have been waiting for such a thread. We have a lot in common. First, we bear the same surname, we are from the same state, we are the same position in the family, she bears the same name with my elder sister and finally we both have blue eyes. Its for real peeps.

@poster. Nonsense! By the way were have you been? Well I miss ur pusssy, sorry I miss u.

@patience. Shatap thia!

Oops! Slip of tongue. Actually I wanted to say Nigeria 3 Germany 3.

I think pastor T.B joshua actually saw the last last U17 not this one cos we are not winning any match.

Nigeria is cursed in football. Those u17 are amateurs, they are just street boys. Will not win a match in this tournament.  Today's will Germany 4 Nigeria 0.

I recently watch Emmanuel T.v and see the miracle of the water. It was package like the small Deltol bottle with a blue wrapper. He used it to make a blind woman see, a lame man to walk. Is this water for real. Hmm! another discovering from bros Joshua.

@busybody. Shatap! You hypocrite . I am only making your body to get busy.

My belt made look like a fool when after urinating in the rest room in my office, I decided to lock the belt when the head fell off. It was broken, you know we do tuck-in in the bank and there was no place I could get another one around. The worst is that you cannot wear the trousers without a belt cos it will just fall on the floor. You would not want to know what I used in place of my belt. . The material used in holding a bundle of money. Then I had to staple it to my size and fly out a little so that my shirt will cover the belt space. Nobody knew when I left the office.

@studio43. You be congis(omo onile). Well according to julius agwu all na handiwork.

Wetin! Na the second time you dey tell me say you go tell them how I take know. Look if you no tell them I go tell them myself. Your gf dey tuck-in breast and thats final. If you wan know her pics is everywhere even here on NL. So I am not the only one who knows . BEWARE OF BREAST FLU MY GUY. Flu no dey show for face. .

I am not here to condemn cos I am not holy. But take a look at this church. Every pastor in that church is now imitating Pastor Chris hair style. Even if he gel his hair, must the pastors or even the congregation copy him? It is very suspicious that the power is in his hair. Even the married pastors that looks decent are now curling their hair. For God sake we are Africans and we should act like one. The hair is not modest. I like pastor Chris teaching but not the action of the pastors. Thanks.

@nich. Her breast be like two slippers. @studio. What are you doing here? Come on go and play ten-ten.

@donjon. Your dickk no get cover. That was why you use canter(crown cork) replace am.

@gidson12. See your flat head like plasma tv. Your dull like Johnny Bravo. Stupid like yakko. In short you be cartoon. .