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@Abbey-city. How many joke be true? Dont be naive, this it just for gags,

[color=#006600][/color] how na?

@gbeboy. Thanks pal, I am looking forward to that.

@poster. This is surely A.Y joke. You be thief cant u create ur own joke.

@Aderex. If you dont understand the joke, tell somebody to explain it to you and stop saying rubbish. Afterall it is a joke section.

This guy looks like a monkey in his ass and he refused to barb it. The day I ask him how he shit with dat this is what he said '' I will comb some hair to the left and some to the right while the centre is open I held both sides of the hairs with my two hands and shit''

This guy looks like a monkey in his ass and he refused to barb it. The day I ask him how he shit with dat this is what he said '' I will comb some hair to the left and some to the right while the centre is open I held both sides of the hairs with my two hands and shit''

This guy looks like a monkey in his ass and he refused to barb it. The day I ask him how he shit with dat this is what he said '' I will comb some hair to the left and some to the right while the centre is open I held both sides of the hairs with my two hands and shit''

@funcy. Yes mama, I will. At least experience is the best teacher. In 5mins u will see another joke.

@funcy. Yes mama, I will. At least experience is the best teacher. In 5mins u will see another joke.

I still have like 1001 jokes to drop. Just give me 10mins to gel home. Hold up is much on d way. Not yet back from work.

@candylips. Egret is a name of a bird in english and 'leke leke' is pigin english.

''candle mouth'' that means u be egret (leke-leke) that is a bird's name.

Kids stop fighting!! What is wrong wit u all. Ok all of una na olodo. If YUGOSLAVIA OLODO IS WEALTHY MAN.

@Abbey-city. read ur post again and tell who be olodo. anuofia[color=][/color]

Me and my friends went to a nite party one saturday night and they were dancing with their gals but due to I dont have a gal, I just sat in a corner like a gentleman expecting a luck. And surely there was. A fair complexioned lady walk straight to me and ask me to dance with her, first I resisted due to my shyness but she insisted. We started dancing and before u know it we started laughing. I ask her to see me one of the weekend but she said I should see her first. I said when will that be and she said now. My friends were somewhere watching us. I quickly spotted them and took her to them for introduction. They ask me carry on and be back in time. They know who she is but trying to trick me. When we got to her house, I was scared at first. The environment is not neat. It seems there was a barrack close to it cos soldiers are everywhere. Well I ignore that and walk straight to her room. She did not even offer me anything she said I should pull. I was like '' pull what?'' she said I should be fast that other customers will be waiting for her. That was when I realize she was a prostitute. I told her am sorry that I never new she was a prostitute. She said 'that one na tori' I was about going when she gave me a heavy knock on the head. The word that came out of my mouth was '' UKPABIE''. Before u could know it a soldier came in an ask if all is well. I know those soldiers are shagging this lady for free and if u mess with them the the army will bazoka ur ass. I told the army officer that nothing is wrong just a little misunderstanding. She started raining abuses at me and laughing. I was embarrassed. I went back to my friends rubbing my head where she knock me. They saw me from afar and burst into uncontrollable laughter.

who dey copy u? am using OM 5 to post that was why the color stuff show.[color=][/color]

eh ya, next time ask me to translate it in yinglish. [color=][/color]

@abbey-city. toast pls not coast. [color=][/color]

Are you guys 'toasting' ya sef?[color=][/color]

@sexyleamon. I will tell ur boyfriend what u are doing with studio. I will tell AKPAN ur plans with this penisular.

@izeek. Olodo! You went to nursery school to steal slate and pencil that was why u dont understand the poem. Moderators abeg close this thread.

@AMAKA. You are officially done with what?