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@dani1luv. Like they say ''when you luv someone, u let her go and she will come back for u'' this is not applicable to Nigerian gals. I cant let her go cos she will definately think I am not serious. @AMAKA. I will not stop disturbing u until Seun close Nairaland forum.

@AMAKA. You remind me of this prayer. ''Some have food but cannot eat, ''. Yours is some have guys but cannot date, some can date but have no guy, and so on. Well I like you.

@by.dot. Get out. Get behind us SATAN.           @AMAKA. There is something u posses that I want and you will benefit from it if it yields fruits.

@NL. I think she likes me. . @AMAKA. When and where can I come pick u? Am serious babe. Xynerio is never joke with his date.

@NL. I think she likes me. . @AMAKA. When and where can I come pick u? Am serious babe. Xynerio is never joke with his date.

Come on MAKA, I was just joking about the divorce stuff. Just trying to make u jealous. . (Where is this lawyer sef?) . Am serious babe.

Not fair! What have I done to u?

Me?

Face-me-I-face-you no good oh! I was just 15 when I started knowing what sex is but I did not bang until I was 18. Those young gals around 15-18 that use to call me small boy were my target. I want to see what dey were hiding all this while. I always watched when one of them wants to take her bath, I would just pretend to ease myself in the toilet and bent down to peep their nude body. Even this yoruba gals dat use to deficate(shit) in a custard inside the bathroom were not left out. That was the first time I saw a gal's kitten, hmm very scary. . I have been doing this until one day I decided to peep this dirty gal, as she bent down to shit, a very loud fart came out. I didnt know when I shouted ''I don die!'' she came out and pour me her urine.

My mum use to sell beverages and cosmetics back then and I just came back from school and call at her shop. She went out to buy more goods not too far from her shop and told me not to sell anything. Later a man came, I believe this man was waitin for my mum to go before coming. ''where is your mum?'' he asked. She went out, I replied. The man told me to give him peak milk, then it was sold for N40. He gave me N20. I told him to come back for his change that my mum is not around. He told me not to worry I should just use part of his change to give him another peak milk and he will come back for the remaining balance. I gave him another peak milk and when my mum came back I quickly told her that I sold something for her but I am still owning the man some change. She asked me how much is the change and that was where I fumbled. That day I did not dinner.

@dot. You be snake? @HQ. How joke have u posted? Pls keep quiet.

Took a gal out and spend all my money. Coming back I had to tamu danfo. I almost had a fight with d bus conductor.

Back then when I was staying in a face-me-I-face-u apartment, there was this yoruba man that had 2 wives but the other wife was not staying with him. In was until he invited her dat we discovered dat she was insane. Her kind of madness is that she throws every cloths dried on the burglary, i.e, in front of d house. That same day my close friend came to see me for an important discussion. We had to stay outside cos Nepa did what they know best. We were chattin and my friend put his leg on to of the burglary for him to balance his legs, since he was puttin a plain trousers, it looks like a cloth dried on the burglary. Sighting the trousers from afar, d mad lady quickly rush out and as soon as I saw her I started shakin saying in my mind 'oh! Dis woman go disgrace me today'' my friend caught me starin at her. This time she was starin at my guy trousers and looking at where to throw it. At the same time, my friend stared at his trousers and trace d direction of d woman eyes. Before I could tell my friend to bring down his legs, the lady grab his legs and about throw my guy from the building. She was concern about the cloth and not the person wearing it. I had to drag back his leg and he was shouting '' wetin I do you na'' I almost laugh my head off after she let go. I didnt even know when my guy reach downstairs.

@al-qeada. Watch ur terrorist tongue Osama or I will fish u out from ur hidden place.

@sweetpie. So u are a woman? Well sorry for calling u a gnash. Maybe u are just a G STRING. just kidding. How u dey?

@poster. Sometimes u dey do like gnash in short u be G STRING. because u dey kolo for her that is why u dey give her award. PANT FACE!

@poster. Sometimes u dey do like gnash in short u be G STRING. because u dey kolo for her that is why u dey give her award. PANT FACE!

@poster. You try sha but honestly speaking u no try. Learn from the pros.

This is the story of my life. Once upon a time. E get one man, in born pikin in chop am. That is the end of my story. AMEBOS. Yeah you can call me anything but I have already made u what u called me. JUST FOR GAG!

The AMAKA am talking about knows herself so it is between me and her. Case close.

The AMAKA am talking about knows herself so it is between me and her. Case close.

@metodman. You said she did it to satisfy me? Pls to satisfy us not just me. Besides if my gal is pregnant for me, she will definately keep the child. I no wan start to meet pastor chris when barreness start. I will marry her. But make the pikin fine oh.

@metodam. You said she did it to satisfy me? Pls to satisfy us not just me. Besides if my gal is pregnant for me, she will definately keep the child. I no wan start to meet pastor chris when barreness start. I will marry her. But make the pikin fine oh.

@totorimi. Pay before the knock or after the knock? How do u expect me to pay after receiving a N100,000 knock on the head. Ashewo don knock u before? Am even lucky she no pour me sperm.

Do u think I forgotten? Maka pls just a chance and I will show u world of fantasies.

. He was playing football in his village field before they pick him. From rag to riches.