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I won't be surprised if some Nigerians form wedding in the name of receiving cash from NYSC. VERY POSSIBLE ,if u sabi my people

Tedassie:
Lol,a Nigerian is a Nigerian anytime anyday
#lemecomanbegoing

Dija's younger sister

NwaAmaikpe:

Have u ever been baptised with hot soup
If no, then don't say trash else, else...

He is good

Javanian:
learn python, it can be used for both web and desktop apps

which should I choose between c++ , python and java please as I see they cut across platforms. I'm a newcomer who knows nothing about programming but my keen interest in it presently is growing with this thread. Please

I even thought u wanted to say we can use that plenty of such Eel finish to generate electricity in Nigeria.

Na wetin me go like hear be that. No be all these stories

webbro007:
As I watched the National Geographic Channel I came to learn of the Fish called The Electric Eel for the first time, actual name is Electrophorus electricus.
The fish is commonly found in the Amazon and generally in fresh waters.
In the narration of the documentary, Electric Eels are mostly blind, although they are not born blind.
To me they are such beautiful creatures and I was wondering how come they are blind?
I then read about them and came to understand that these animals have three pairs of abdominal organs that produce electricity as a form of defensive mechanism against predators.
Whenever the animal is under attack, it activates an electric field of up to 860 Volts (that is nearly 4 times the 220V electricity supplied to our homes) to electrocute its attacker.
The Eel also requires rising to the surface of the water every 10 minutes in order to take in Oxygen before going back under the water.
Due to this routine, the fish has developed a mindset that it is vulnerable to attack due to constant coming up to breathe and hence
*it is always on a ‘suspicious mission’*
– It is always and constantly electrocuting its environment,
*even when it is not under attack*.
The sad effect is that in the course of continuous electrocution of its environment,
*Its eyes are also electrocuted and hence causes its blindness!*
But then as I watched this animal swimming around blindly and only using its sense of feeling and hearing , and been unable to see, it goes into more suspicion and every movement it feels in the waters, it releases further electric shock worsening his plight.
– The animal thus goes into a cyclic paranoia and self infliction of pain causing it to be more blind irreversibly.
-When stranded and in dire need of assistance, its nature of continuous release of electric shocks, prevents helpers from getting to it.
*You see such is the situation in some people’s life.*
They suspect everybody and everything!
They are always on a mindset of ‘someone is doing me’,
‘something evil is coming to happen to me’,
‘someone is planning to harm me’, etc.
By having this kind of mental picture or mindset such people release shock waves that electrocutes whoever comes near them.
*Friends who mean well, are branded enemies, Parents are considered evil,*
*Siblings are suspected of hatching evil plots,*!
*Work colleagues are branded enemies, Etc.*
When people go into such *self-destructive mode*,
All they think about is themselves and not the feelings of others.
The desire to protect oneself ends up in hurting others.
*Let us all strive to cultivate a positive attitude of love towards ourselves even when it isn't convenient.
Pls let brotherly love continue.
In other words, treat each other in a brotherly manner.
*Think and reflect about these things.

Should I start with C++ since it cuts across all as I see here. Meaning if I learn C++ I can work on embedded, mobile, web, desktop app Right

Javanian:
Now the Big Question is: Which Language Should i Start With??

Answer: I DON'T Know, It all depends on YOU

Suggestion

Embeded Systems: Assembly Language and C/C++

Desktop/Stand Alone Application: Java, C/C++, C#, Visual Basic, Visual Basic.NET, Python, Objective-c

Web Application: HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT, JQUERY, PHP, ASP.NET, JSP/SERVLET, Python, Ruby

Mobile Application: Java, C++, Objective-C, C# etc

Valro:
Na the smell of the toilet go pursue u come outside,busybody!

the toilet no dey smell baba . Na confirm toilet . If u see the water sef person go fit drink am . Very clean

jemmabond:
Translation please...

Erm erm

jemmabond:
All the people here making fun of the woman are most likely to be rapists themselves. Shame on you; may you rot in hell with Jimmy Savile.

If I was the woman, I'd walk up to the man in front of his wife, remind him of what he did, then curse him, and if he denies it I'll tell him to swear on his children's lives. Then I'll walk away. If he wants forgiveness after that, let him find me first. Simples.

Madame Bonne noiuis le ma Jeudi tu ' el ta

If u av one, why not show us

Bisjosh:
She cant even smile?

I can see all her pics is abt her ass smh


But seriously i dunno why men cant pretend not to see a medium-large ass...when u walk pass they'll look or hail.

Thats really embarrassing

U've never bn nice, okkk haba this is a new year, let the change begin with u

ireneony:

Go down the thread and tap reply, then u comment on a fresh page

Mamadee28:
I still don't know how to give a comment without replying to people's comments on NL

Nawa o

Lick it very yummy, had to trace u back to comment lol u jst made a comment on FP material buh can't do dt thr, this is exactly my uhhh

kenonze:
NANS are empty vessels.
What baffels me is that people talk about youth and their future in this country yet the supposed youth are so cheap to kick against fight for corruption

I love ur ass bae, won't mind licking this ass yummy

kenonze:
A coalition of civil society organisations under the aegis of Heritage Centre and the National Association of Nigerian Students have threatened to lead mass protests to foreign embassies in Abuja to protest alleged political vendetta against Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki, but gave no date for it.

They were reacting to the order of Saraki’s arrest by Code of Conduct Tribunal over alleged falsification in his assets declaration.

The Director-General of HC, Dr. Katch Ononuju and NANS President, Tijani Usman, who issued the threat during a press briefing on Saturday evening in Abuja, said it was a witch-hunt against the Senate President by what he described as political ‘cabals,’ who should be put under checks by the Federal Government.

Ononuju said, “The President makes appointments and does not refer them to the Senate for confirmation because he does not like the leadership there. Our democracy is under threat and that is why we are talking to Nigerians. ‎Since President Muhammadu Buhari took over, everything is going down. We are calling on the Chief Justice of Nigeria to protect the integrity of the courts by ensuring that injunctions are respected. We are to march to every embassy to tell them that our democracy is under threat.

“The President lacks the political will to fight corruption. We are very worried with the ‎turn out of things. The action by the Senate to appoint its own leadership is the reason behind this witch-hunt. Accidents have been arranged for senators who supported Saraki.

“The DSS has been used to trail senators. The current CCB should not exist. The current leadership came into office in 2010 and their tenure ought to have elapsed in April 2015. The power that seeks to undermine our democracy and the Senate is gaining the upper hand. I sincerely want corruption to be fought headlong, but we do not want a return to the days of Olusegun Obasanjo, where arrests where targeted.”Saraki: Civil society groups, NANS plan protests in embassies -




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Hi. Just wanted this low keyed ,so had to trace ur first post can u send me a personal mail let's talk

Nomfanelo99:
but in this case it had nothing to do with him being a gentleman. what happened to humanity ? he didn't have to open doors for me or anything. All he had to do was offer to carry one bag

Hahahahhahaaa u don burst d guy

KingEbukasBlog:
"Are you the only person who can hold it ?"
"Give it to another person na "

Good philosophy as helped u, good thinking

Lordsocrates:
it is staged...

how on earth would kids see snake and the first thought is to catch it ? when you see snake the first thought is stone.

the man: immediately someone shouts snake!!! will he not be the one to take over from there ?

how on earth do you say " don't hold it on the earth you will suffocate it, while you go on to say look at this children playing with poisonous snake ?' does it add up ?

to further show that it is staged he went on further to say leave the tail let it dangle.... to show it is alive, who was he planning to show it to ?

sumarry, the snake is a pet, considering the posh house and cars, its non poisonous, and the man thought he could pull a fast one on "non critical thinking folks" shaa he succeeded... shame some Nigerians still think Critically..

I like it when a girl shitss in my presence, love to see her assholee crackup wit dt yelow shitt pop out n sounds 'kpraaah! ' then enter d toilet as it sounds ' tumbo'


That's why when I see pretty girls, I wonder what they will look like shitting in my presence, even girls with big ass shit just name it, you do dt for me am glued

Hahahahahahaha guy I just dey lafffff

goingape:
well! to be honest, since the time I know how stvpid and useless our women are, I don't find anything attractive with the opposite sex. Infact I find the opposite sex irritating if not most of them

I never find a black women yansh attractive! when I saw a woman with big butt I just smile and said in my mind "that as.s must be an industry of Shiite'


summary! I never fine our women attractive at all.....

that's just me.

Check this bracket down here

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.... OvO
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Yup that's the girl up there, with sexy bow legs as u can see

Do u people know the meaning of friend zone at all So it's when u r attracted to someone, u deliberately put urself in friend zone think

konjishild:
big yellow thighs n fat ass,I will humbly put myself in friend zone

Is that TRAPQUEEN between dox guys

dimexy247:
6. Having a lot of male friends
If you’re a girl and you’re constantly seen around boys, people assume you’re sleeping with all of them, and therefore you are a bad girl.

While reading on, I was about to condemn the wife while I saw the part the man was demanding for his own upkeep with the children frm his wife, total disgrace to manhood, especially Zimbabwean men. Haba

And it's quite zany, how some male folks here are supporting such an obnoxious husband, frm his claims, one can adduce to the fact that his wife was right.

A skumpoop

ifyalways:
See man na

You allege your wife is a prostitute and instead of divorcing her, you want her to start paying " husband and child support " to you.

Goes to show the wife is right, the man is irresponsible and lazy.

Lalase eleduaaaa

bejeiodus:
Ase ooooo.

Did u nt read the part he said[img] Five years[/img] as in[b] 5[/b]

otukpo:
What is all these propaganda all about?

Rice that is not even enough for Nigerians yet.

Rice that has not even gone round Nigerian markets.

Haba, i am not impressed at all with this fake news.

Thank God he made alliance with a fulani,that showed clearly that he isn't parochial and insular. He embraced another tribe who was competent enuf for d job So kudos to Jagaban

ArabMopol:
Buhari was in on the
conspiracy to reduce the influence
of his benefactor, Tinubu, an
ordinary Yoruba... The
Fulanis are not going to
take another chance to allow
power be controlled by anyone or
group other than them or one of
their own. Tinubu hid
under the cover of the Jonathan
tragedy to bring back to power an
ethnic oligarchy that has held
Nigeria hostage for over five
decades. It is amazing that the high
percentage of literate political
leaders in Yoruba land who flaunt
their degrees and bounce around
with pride in Western education
are uneducated in and about
politics and history. They lack
what is called native intelligence.
The Fulani are a special
breed. They understand only one
thing – power at all costs. It does
not matter how close you are to
them. It does not matter how
friendly you are to them. It does
not matter how helpful you are to
them. When it comes to power and
control, they rally round
themselves to neutralise you and
maintain your subservience. The conscious
efforts of Tinubu to cultivate the
friendship of the Fulani ruling
class for the purposes of wining
political power within the Nigerian
context will definitely end in
disaster and this is just the
beginning.

And it's a pity u're oblivious of the fact that Tinubu has various investments, and an employer of labour sizeably

ndcide:
How come the anti corruption crusaders have not asked or told us how Tinubu gets the money to bankroll a political party.

Those who label the Jonathans as criminals can't tell us how in God's green earth Tinubu has that much funds.
HOW!!!!!!

On the other hand is APC for sale? This story is silly as it's all about fighting Tinubu's battles with the media. So if Tinubu don't have his way, APC dies?

Those who are propagating this story, though they have their heads far gone into Tinubu's ass, they are dumb.

mikeade11:
APC dey owe PHCN money dem go come dey disturb us for our area to pay for light wey we no use by force. Oga oo!!!

I av a solution for u. Get a prepaid meter, simple.

None so blind as those who won't see

Pavarottii:
And u still want to borrow?

And later they said that they av achieved 79% of 2016 budget.

Please can someone mention a federal project that has been implemented in d south since May 29th, 2015.

All they av brought is propaganda, compromise of institutions(Nigeria military, dss, efcc, icpc, inec)unemployment, inflation, recession, pain, suffering, killing of institutions(NASS and Judiciary) and death.

Now there is a grand scheme to rig through the supreme court; that was whole idea behind the invasion of judges houses, to force them to step down by intimidating dem; and then rig the decision of Abia, Bayelsa, Edo, Cross river, Kogi at the apex court.(abi u think say the protest at abuja for alleged corrupt judges to step down; na clear eye??) And thereby turn Nigeria to a one party state.

Nigeria is sliding into a government of tyranny. Now we r buying fuel at 145, dollars is almost 500; they attacking the judiciary nobody is talking, that is the first stage of tyranny; the second stage; my brother u don't want to imagine it; but upcoming events will speak for itself.

Those supporting this govt and hoping to see the light at the end of the tunnel; am sorry to disappoint you, the light u r seeing is an incoming train.

A word is enough for the wise.

Pavarotti.