₦airaland Forum

Anyone curious in;
Watching someone/oneself poo.
Eating/tasting ones/someone elses poo.
Being used as a human toilet.
Smearing poo on oneself or on the body of another.
No shaming! Sex is complicated...

I love it

Where can one watch this . It is not on dstv

Dyt:
Buhahahahahahahahahah
rotflmfbao
jst farted

Your fart go mad gan

SmellingAnus:
interesting

lovely

Lalas247:
Azzhole licking ke o pari
She has lost it ..

She hasn't lost anything . It is sweet af

Xixtie:
Come to North and see the perfect definition of "lack of town planning".
The south should be happy they got soakaway(s). Here in the North, sewage dump could pass through the front of your house directly or just the main road where people pass. Every sewage dump is linked to the gutter, a gutter that is even leading no where to start with. The longest gutter you will see isn't even up to 1km long and yet people link every shit to the gutter. This isn't a tribal jab, I have spent all my life in the north.

So how do you cope there though.

amedualiyu:
Please forget about the proximity of ikorodu to Ketu. Ketu to ikorodu is always traffic. I just packed out from ikorodu recently due to the stress and transportation cost. I prefer to get mini flat in Ketu for 350k where I will wake up by 7:30 and get to work before 8am with N200 bike to & fro daily than to pay 200k in ikorodu where I will wake by 5am and face traffic. If you leave ikorodu by 6am you will not get to Ketu not until 8am and you will be spending 800 daily on transportation.

Wow . Is this the new normal ?

OfficialBrendan:
Just seeing this..thanks bro and I'll ask him to check the location out..although ikorodu has this notorious reputation for ritualist . Seems it's closer to ketu tho

Not anymore . The days of badoo are far over . Also , those stuff happened in inner ikorodu . He doesn't need to move inside inside . Around Agricole Ikorodu is just ok

OfficialBrendan:
Thanks bro..
Omo for someone that earns 150k..I'll just allow him stay for as long as possible although it's hell-stressful for him but there's no hope for him at the moment because he's setting his rent budget at 200-250k. Although quite understandable because he's still a young bachelor and no plans yet of settling down

He will get 1 bedrrom flat comfortable one in Ikorodu for 150k . Very good one at that and close to Ketu

okine4real:
Not really landlords, the economy is bad. Don't forget landlords also needs money in taking care of there family. I remember two years ago, 12MM iron rod was 175k per tone, as at when last I asked, it was 340k per ton. I don't know if it has gone up again. If you have not built a house before ,you would think landlord are crazy while telling you too pay 450k for a mini flat. Let me give you guys a real life example. In my area, if you want to buy a land or lets say a mud house, you hold a minimum of 18M. If you want too build a very decent 6 units of 2 bed room flat each, you would have too hold a minimum of 40M. This 40M is, if you where to built 2 years ago, but I know the money would have increased as BuBu hold everybody too ransom. In my area the last person that build a new two bed room flat rented his for 1M each. If you do the calculation, the house has gulped 60M, from my view, money spent in building a house and acquiring the land should be recupped in maximum of Ten years. If you can't recupp it in ten years, I believe you are losing. Don't forget, house pass house ohh, am talking of a two bed where you have POP, solid iron doors, casement windows, kitchen cabinet, every tenant with his/her prepaid meter, pumping machine and all security lights connected too its own prepaid meter, an employed staff responsible in cleaning the compound and every tenants pays a minimum of 50-80k service charge. Now tell me, while will you invest 60M on a building and you expect me too rent the house for 800k or 500k? Its not possible.... Just as there are cheap schools, there are also expensive school, so also you have Army children school, if you want good education for your children, you know where too take them too. So also if you want the kind of house where by, the house is extremely cool, your landlords fixes all issues pertaining too the house and the rest, your rent needs too high. If I have one of this face me I slap you house and I collect 60k per annum for one room, if rain carry your zinc go, them know born you well too call me too come fix the roof. Na you go fix am by yourself because you are paying nothing for that room, but if you give me 450k for a mini flat and rain carry your zinc go and you call me, I go first apologize too you first and immediately you drop, I go call the carpenter when do the roof, them swear for am, then send am too go fix the roof and give me the cost. Also don't forget cement is around 3800-4k now.

Cheers.

I had a good time reading this

OfficialBrendan:
Any idea what the rent is like around Berger area. I have a friend that wanna move down there due to accessibility to work and lower rent. He work at Ketu.
A room and parlor..or atleast one room selfcon

Or any suggestions on locations that r cheap and accessible to Ketu..

He stays with me at Ajah and spent almost 40k on tfare last month

He should move to Ikorodu . That is the best location for him and not far from Ketu. Houses are far relatively cheaper in Ketu .

Thaiy:
Why wait till December. Since it has been approved, exams and records would not have issue getting you transcript in no time.
Besides OAU uses a computerized result uploads even if it would still be released in Departments.

Get it and use for personal use when the need and time arises.

What about NYSC....giving it any thought, you will get work experience from there you know.

All the best.

OAU transcript is gold . Been trying to get transcript since November last year . That school is useless when it comes to getting transcripts .

PrimadonnaO:
Ehen? A big vjay is a compliment?

Not vjay . Clit rather **** there was clit

Monaco2:
Years back I was admitted for typhoid n malaria, I was seriously ill, got to a point I could not eat or drink water, weneva I managed to eat I throw up immediately, I realize that I was having constipation n for days i couldn’t shit , so the matron came n told me she was goin to insert a drug up my anus to soften my stool, d moment d nurses heard that Dey wanted to naked d young guy wey drive suv come u need to c d way my “private” ward was filled with small small nurses chai, my sis dat was at the reception was like where una Dey run go, una never c Wu naked b4?!? shame wan kill me but wat to do.... I gats bend yanch for dem to c sickness na bad thing bob

Hahaha

IamNumeroUno:
The Westerners just know how to place value in things that somewhat seem "useless".

Like someone rightly pointed out here, the value of that armband would quadruple if Ronaldo fails to equal or break his national team's goal record. Money in everything he does!
Pure class!
Real GOAT!

It should quadruple if he actually does . How logical is this ?