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Born2Breed:
That was the best reply ever!!!

Girls like this will get married and be searching for the fruit of the womb by visiting all churches,mosque and berbalist not knowing she has rejected kids with her mouth.

Mothers even blow air into their kids anus to ease poop.

Really ?

SAMBARRY:
joor koshilo

Joor nau . Je kin ladi e die

SAMBARRY:
rinsiwaju

Jor nau

SAMBARRY:
sambarry has a vaaginaa not a phenese

Obo e ma dun la.

I pity the Jehovah overdo corpers

And no one here has nominated Baba Suwe .


I nominate Baba Suwe

And where is the fucking letter

amhelpless:
Who the Comedian is? Don’t KILL yourself looking for coded clues or you will find just that = I GO DIE

U are very smart .

This is the answer

cosmatika:
By this time in 2015, Buhari's wife, Aisha was all over the place campaigning for her husband, to the extent of frying akara and yam. Her daughter was very vocal on twitter.

Fast forward to 2019, no one now hears from her or Zahra. Wat could be the problem?

We now see Dolapo Osibanjo representing her everywhere, and Kiki now taken over Zahra donating wheelchair upandan.

Could it be that the first family are tired of Buhari? Or Aisha is very sick as rumoured? Or Nnamdi Kanu's theory possible?

Please we need answers

To what end could you have factored in Nnamdi Kanu's theory ?

When Buhari effed during campaign and debate ... you all louded it ... presidential Senatorial gubernatorial...

But now u are still demanding to know if Kanu was right ...

Omeizadean:
No lefelendum no erection this is one thread the Flatibos will shy to comment on. So all the nairaland Igbo articulated warriors gather here and choose side. Will u Kanulate or articulate?

Kanulate too don dey ?

zannie:
Yes I'm very sure.
Info@ielts.ng

Pls is the result for Jan 19th , 2019 out ? @modielts




I've been trying to check online to no avail and it's 14 days already

If u are very sound on excel and peachtree with a quality knowledge of double entry principle and ability to initiate financial transactions from its journal entry, ledger, trial balance and finalize the financial statement/management account without issues.
- Ability to stand in the absence of the head of account.

The minimum qualification is OND or HND in Accounting and you will work as an assistant to the accountant. You must have preachtree knowledge , ability to work independently and must reside around apapa, ajegunle, festac and environs.

Please message me privately or send CV: michaelworks@yahoo.com

If u are very sound on excel and peachtree with a quality knowledge of double entry principle and ability to initiate financial transactions from its journal entry, ledger, trial balance and finalize the financial statement/management account without issues.
- Ability to stand in the absence of the head of account.

The minimum qualification is OND or HND in Accounting and you will work as an assistant to the accountant. You must have preachtree knowledge , ability to work independently and must reside around apapa, ajegunle, festac and environs.

Please message me privately or send CV: michaelworks@yahoo.com


Sorry for the msg. Just to help someone

Benevee:
Now with all you've statement, I can say you are not w deeper life member,or you have never served there as a worker.





meanwhile I'm not a member there .

Thanks for that up there. Because u have a personal beef with Deeper Life or a Pastor there doesn't mean you should calumnize the church. Haba! Well those that know the truth simply know it.

Threebear:
To be honest she should be higher, she had some of the biggest hits of the year.
But why are Nigerian women always quick to use their gender to create sympathy?
Beyonce ,Adele, Taylor Swift are arguably the best sellers in music today and all three are women ,instead of trying to create unnecessary drama by always clinging to the travails of womanhood, why not work harder and make greater impact, like the aforementioned women .

Bro, uve said it all. A woman is in a Lil hook and the next thing she remembers is " it is because I'm a woman "

That's shiiiiite If she feels she should rank better, has she checked others on the list and see if some were also supposed to rank better from her judgement?

This is too puerile

Look at all these baby mamas feeling like wifeys

Looks like they no longer know their role, were u married to him? U jealous coz he got another lady. If they all continue like that, they won't even live long.

Even a wife that marries a musician of such genre and calibre always have it at the back of their mind that they have married an adulterous man and possibly cool with it , let alone a baby mama shiioor


Better don't kii yourself before your time, as if you don't know what you are into from day1 . Rubbishhhhhh

JOYEVERLASTING:
Please who no this company,they invited me for an interview inside VIO office.please urgent

Hi please I have an interview with them tomorrow. How was yours?

gonkin:
I tire for these guys.
Applied for some jobs on and posted my cv on nairaland.com

That evening i got 2 invites with different names but same address
Next day 3
Next day 2
Yesterday 1 with another format but all with same addresses and different...... Consult

Bro, please tell us the address

Good evening James ,

Based on your application, you have been selected to come for an interview on Tuesday 15th of December, 2017 by 10:00am prompt. Come with your CV.

Venue Head office: NO. 5,Surulere Industrial Estate, end of Adeniyi Jones, university press building, 3rd floor. Ikeja.
Be punctual.


Admin@fortech



Please is this real

DupeShayor:
God bless you for this�
They've changed their name to Global Management Resources. I just knew this wasn't worth my time. Here is the message they sent me
Dear Candidate,

Our company into Human Resources Management And Business Development is currently recruiting.

You are hereby invited For AN INTERVIEW with the HR

Date: Monday 11th, December 2017.

Time: 10:00a.m prompt.

Address: 5, surulere industrial road, Adeniyi Jones, ikeja Lagos.

You are required to come along with a copy of your CV.

For further inquiries:
Call 09090664018
Regards
www.jobkonect.com.ng

Good evening James,

Based on your application, you have been selected to come for an interview on Tuesday 12th of December, 2017 by 10:00am prompt. Come with your CV.

Venue Head office: NO. 5,Surulere Industrial Estate, end of Adeniyi Jones, university press building, 3rd floor. Ikeja.
Be punctual.


Admin@fortech



Please the company is different to yours but it's same adress what can u say please

kemifab:
Good Afternoon,

We are pleased to invite you for a test/interview at LACVIS Nigeria
Limited inside VIO office Ojodu berger, Lagos State.
The test/interview will take place on Tuesday, 31st of January 2017 by
10am.
You are required to come with your writing materials and 2 photocopies
of your CV and credentials
For more enquiry you can contact 08060628550 or also visit our website
www.templeresourcesltd.com


Who else received this message and How they set there test

Please I just received this text tell me about it tnx

Please guys help me out with this job invite, who knows anything about them or what they are all about I have applied here and there and don't even know the position I applied for. But I'm sure someone has an idea here angry


Good evening James,

Based on your application, you have been selected to come for an interview on Tuesday 12th of December, 2017 by 10:00am prompt. Come with your CV.

Venue Head office: NO. 5,Surulere Industrial Estate, end of Adeniyi Jones, university press building, 3rd floor. Ikeja.
Be punctual.


Admin@fortech undecided

From careerfortechconsults precisely sad

Please guys help me out with this job invite, who knows anything about them or what they are all about I have applied here and there and don't even know the position I applied for. But I'm sure someone has an idea here


Good evening James,

Based on your application, you have been selected to come for an interview on Tuesday 12th of December, 2017 by 10:00am prompt. Come with your CV.

Venue Head office: NO. 5,Surulere Industrial Estate, end of Adeniyi Jones, university press building, 3rd floor. Ikeja.
Be punctual.


Admin@fortech

From careerfortechconsults precisely

Mizjemie25:
this thread might be helpful https://www.nairaland.com/4099932/graduate-internship-devon-petroleum-corporation

Tnx

Yhelay:
please this is real... don't let's wait for people's opinion all times, we can figure out some things on ourselves

It's not bro. I have found out. Very very fake

Yhelay:
Tis one weak me...

XYZo Pls see this

Tnx seen. Those guys are as fake as fk

majekdom2:
who gives you an entry level offer without a physical interview in Nigeria?

... I wonder o, even discovered from other threads the fakeness lol. Tnx

Same was sent to me, but seeing this now, lol thank God for Nairaland
. Exactly the same message I just received right now lol.

preshdiva:
To say that I've applied for thousands of jobs is an understatement, or maybe an overstatement but the truth is, my sent folder on my gmail heavily outweighs my inbox. But that is not the point of this narrative.

Just yesterday, after I had a promising interview with a non governmental organization in Abuja, I received a too-good-to-be-true mail from DEVON ENERGY CORPORATION.

"Dear PRECIOUS ONYEKACHI OKOYE

This is to remind you again that we are yet to receive all the required documents as requested by our company .

Below is the link to the letter we previously sent to you


CLICK HERE TO READ THE LETTER

If you need any clarification contact us through the below contact number

Contact Person: Jude Asini
Phone:
08103065665

We await to hear from you.

Thanks
Devon Energy
Corporation
Plot 1300 Akin Adesola,
Victoria Island, Lagos State
Nigeria."


Apparently, I had been shortlisted for a particular graduate internship with them, I hadn't submitted the required documents which included my degree certificate, Hse3, and Nebosch certificate. The deadline was on Friday, 6th October, 2017 and the monthly remuneration was a whooping 300k after being trained for 6 months.

As I always do, I searched for the company on dear Nairaland but I didn't see any trace of fraud, this must be good, I thought. I googled the company and there they were, they had a working website. I was so ecstatic that I didn't observe that they had no Nigerian address.

I called one 'Jude Asini' who sent the mail, he said I am among the ten graduates selected for traineeship in the company and I have to submit the documents before 6th October. I wondered what History and International Studies had to do with an oil company but I brushed the thought aside, miracles do happen na. I explained to him that I wasn't in Lagos, I didn't have the training certificates and asked what I could do. The guy was hesitant at first but offered to send me to their accredited training institutes where I would get a supposed cover up slip which I would use for online training. I contacted the numbers he sent and the man on the other end congratulated me profusely for such a golden opportunity. He proceeded to inform me that I should pay 8k to a certain account number, after which they'd send me a cover up slip which I would send to the company.

The story had so many loopholes... I browsed my sent items folder, and didn't find any initial mail from them at all informing me that I was selected for a training program, I studied History and International Studies, and I didn't think a company would send you to an accredited institute to do HSE online, or how Hse1,2 and 3 would cost only 8000Ng, I became very skeptical and sent the contact to another friend who called the man and told him he was among the 10 people selected for the traineeship program and he would like to take the courses online. This Jude Asini promptly referred him to the same training institutes.

That was when I realized that it was really too good to be true , I thought i had landed an oil company job ...

Pls beware of these scammers, they devise new means to defraud people everyday. Let unemployment not lead you into desperation.

Guys help me on this if it's real


EVON​ ​ENERGY​ ​CORPORATION
Plot 1300 Akin Adesola,
Victoria Island, Lagos State
Nigeria.
Training Program
This is to notify you again that you have been selected for the 2017 Devon Energy Corporation
Training Program which is to commence on the 15th December ,2017
You are required to submit to us all the below requirements on or before the 7th December,
2017 as failure will result to disqualification.
REQUIREMENTS
1. Photocopies of Academic Certificate.
2 HSE Competent 3 Certificate .
3. 2 copies of Sized Photo Passport.
4. NEBOSH IGC 2 General Certificate OR Nebosh IGC 2 Cover Slip.
All required documents are to be submitted to
Devon Energy Corporation
Plot 1300 Akin Adesola,
Victoria Island, Lagos State
Nigeria..
Website: http://www.devonenergy.com

THE PROGRAM

Devon Energy Corporation Training Program will last for 6 months ,the training program will be
academically challenging and intensive with many practical assignments. Continuous
assessment and appraisals of trainees will take place during the period of training.
The programme is divided into six disciplines as follows:
1. Electrical/Operations (Ref. ELECT.1)
2. Mechanical/Operations (Ref. MECH.2)
3. Instrumentation/Operations (Ref. INSTR.3)
4. Accounting (Ref.ACCT.4)
5. Marketing (Ref .MARKTN.5).
6. Medical (Ref MED 6)
TRAINEE NUMBER
Your assigned trainee number for the 2017 Devon Energy Corporation Training Program is SD
11049.
SALARY /BENEFIT
As per the company policy, you'll be eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire
date/resumption date.
Salary: Monthly starting salary of N300,000(Three Hundred Thousand Naira Monthly)
Training Bonus: N30,000 (Thirty Thousand Naira Monthly).
EMPLOYMENT DOCUMENTS
After the submission and confirmation of all the above listed documents, Your Duties And
Responsibility ( Job Profile ) Will be handed Over To You along with the hard copy of your
Appointment Letter via DHL courier service to all the confirmed candidates. So ensure you
submit all the listed requirements on or before the 7th December,2017 As failure will result to
the cancellation of appointment.
If you need any clarification or any help on the submission of any of the requirements contact


Please what can u say about it

Guys help me on this if it's real


EVON​ ​ENERGY​ ​CORPORATION
Plot 1300 Akin Adesola,
Victoria Island, Lagos State
Nigeria.
Training Program
This is to notify you again that you have been selected for the 2017 Devon Energy Corporation
Training Program which is to commence on the 15th December ,2017
You are required to submit to us all the below requirements on or before the 7th December,
2017 as failure will result to disqualification.
REQUIREMENTS
1. Photocopies of Academic Certificate.
2 HSE Competent 3 Certificate .
3. 2 copies of Sized Photo Passport.
4. NEBOSH IGC 2 General Certificate OR Nebosh IGC 2 Cover Slip.
All required documents are to be submitted to
Devon Energy Corporation
Plot 1300 Akin Adesola,
Victoria Island, Lagos State
Nigeria..
Website: http://www.devonenergy.com

THE PROGRAM

Devon Energy Corporation Training Program will last for 6 months ,the training program will be
academically challenging and intensive with many practical assignments. Continuous
assessment and appraisals of trainees will take place during the period of training.
The programme is divided into six disciplines as follows:
1. Electrical/Operations (Ref. ELECT.1)
2. Mechanical/Operations (Ref. MECH.2)
3. Instrumentation/Operations (Ref. INSTR.3)
4. Accounting (Ref.ACCT.4)
5. Marketing (Ref .MARKTN.5).
6. Medical (Ref MED 6)
TRAINEE NUMBER
Your assigned trainee number for the 2017 Devon Energy Corporation Training Program is SD
11049.
SALARY /BENEFIT
As per the company policy, you'll be eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire
date/resumption date.
Salary: Monthly starting salary of N300,000(Three Hundred Thousand Naira Monthly)
Training Bonus: N30,000 (Thirty Thousand Naira Monthly).
EMPLOYMENT DOCUMENTS
After the submission and confirmation of all the above listed documents, Your Duties And
Responsibility ( Job Profile ) Will be handed Over To You along with the hard copy of your
Appointment Letter via DHL courier service to all the confirmed candidates. So ensure you
submit all the listed requirements on or before the 7th December,2017 As failure will result to
the cancellation of appointment.
If you need any clarification or any help on the submission of any of the requirements contact


Please what can u say about it

simpleseyi:
No, it is owned by Mamatogo Atiku.

U mean mamalee

pizzylee:
bin a celebrity has disadvantages..... any other girl cud av make this comment n not be attacked, I don't see anything wrong in what she said

bro thx