Romance / Re: I Slept With Two Guys On The Same Day by yachal: 7:44pm On May 09 |
Now I understand why Jesus wept |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by yachal: 9:45pm On May 08 |
Oyerinde16: Anyone saying there is no Match fixing should wake up...
I knew this match was fixed I jejely did not play any game today and even yesterday...
How psg go lose for house real Madrid too go lose for house... Oga rest |
TV/Movies / Re: Name An Actor or Actress Who Was Perfectly Cast In A Movie Or TV Show by yachal: 10:19pm On Apr 16 |
Micheal Scofield ( Prison break) 6 Likes |
Education / Re: Heard Of The Man Who Refused To Bow To The Queen Of England? by yachal: 9:35pm On Apr 10 |
post=129373171: A. K. I. K. A Please what's the meaning of AKIKA? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by yachal: 2:46am On Apr 06 |
Warri go boil YNWA 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Sheffield United (3 - 1) On 4th April 2024 by yachal: 11:04pm On Apr 04 |
I'd like to see more creativity in the midfield. So i will go for Endo, Macca and TAA 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Jake Paul To Fight Mike Tyson On July 20, 2024 by yachal: 12:22pm On Mar 23 |
Jake Paul is either going to lose an ear or die and still lose an ear |
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive In Lagos!!! by yachal: 5:03pm On Mar 15 |
blazepascal: YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.
1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.
2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.
3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!
4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you. And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. π€£
5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.
6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense βπ€£
7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).
8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. π€£
9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shopsπ
. Just a belief!!
10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run oπ€£
11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sinπ
12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.
13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.
14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.π
15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mΓ‘d in this Lagos!!. I am the only nΓ³rmal person in my area.
16. There's one popular "Den of scΓ‘mmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.π
17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.
Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place be SMART and WISE!! EKO ILE OGBON!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by yachal: 7:08pm On Feb 25 |
1billion pounds FC lost to kindergarten virgin boiz that wud probably be going to school 'morrow morning! Li'pool till heaven falls!
YNWA 7 Likes 2 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by yachal: 8:18am On Feb 25 |
Warri go boil Liverpool will definitely win! 'cos we don't want noise pollution.. The streets will be quiet 4 Likes 1 Share |
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Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With β¦1,000? by yachal: 11:34am On Feb 20 |
sonnie10: Small Ogbono soup with ice fish. As long as you can get #500- 600 fish.
How do u cook ogbono Asking for a friend |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by yachal: 10:55pm On Feb 11 |
Mhen What's going on ? |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by yachal: 10:28pm On Feb 07 |
Shellsploit: Ticket won!!!
Drop acct details lemme credit 1452242044 access bank Williams Aduhene |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (4 - 1) On 31st January 2024 by yachal: 8:21am On Feb 01 |
chikason22: Ladies and gentlemennnn That was a real asss kicking A butthole splashing FT LIVERPOOL 4:1 CHELSEA Hope you guys are Entertained πππ
Anfieldfan[/b] angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson alfredosky J[b]entuprinz[/b] Guidedee Burna440 Masterflowx Maynation crazygodd kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost fergie001 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1 Sammy07 openmine lamasta silentgroper vickyrotex mangekyo Ojeemah paulolee sherylbaky Alaganature09 bigdawsnet meksbig minemrys simeon007 Athemisia Babalbo Goldenjat Iliveforever Blackbishop foutboys Charlex23 Oloniyan Supermajor Oluwafeolami Slimdaddypee yachal Samcolee Goodnight folks. Hope u good my man? We ran riot against Chelsea Shoe get size! Li'pool till heaven falls Thankz Jurgen 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by yachal: 11:06pm On Jan 27 |
Why does Daniel Amokachi keep say 'you know' 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs Egypt: AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 22nd January 2024 by yachal: 12:28am On Jan 25 |
blowjohn:
But they are populating goals.
The opposite of Nigeria. Super eagles dey do family planning on top goals LoL I believe the Eagles will 'gel' together It's just a matter of time 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs Egypt: AFCON 2023 (2 - 2) On 22nd January 2024 by yachal: 10:04pm On Jan 22 |
Edipet: This Cape Verde is not upto 1m in population? There are just 600k in population |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by yachal: 6:32pm On Jan 22 |
vicardino: Watching Super Eagle should be listed as one of the 1000 ways to die Lol |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-Bissau: AFCON 2023 - (1 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by yachal: 6:30pm On Jan 22 |
We need goals to cement our authority.. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Newcastle United (4 - 2) On 1st January 2024 by yachal: 11:10am On Jan 02 |
chikason22:
Roll call wey only few people dey acknowledge. Just dey like say I dey waste my ime. πππ Please don't let that deter you Keep up the good work WE ARE LIVERPOOL THIS MEANS MORE! |
Sports / Re: LIVERPOOL Vs NEWCASTLE SHOWDOWN by yachal: 5:25pm On Jan 01 |
Warri go boil |
Phones / Re: Tecno Pop 8 - Best Of The Pop Series by yachal: 3:00pm On Dec 18, 2023 |
Cheezzyy: unlike the first ever pop series. Lol Please how mvch is it? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham (4 - 3) On 3rd December 2023 by yachal: 5:29pm On Dec 03, 2023 |
chikason22: Ladies and gentlemennnn But before I proceed, thunder must first without missing, fire the left white butt of that Fulham. WTF. π‘π‘π‘ FT LIVERPOOL 4:3 FULHAM What a sweet comeback!!!! Omo Liverpool should not play that kind rough play again oo ππππ Nearly, Dem for drag me like faulty generator today π€£π€£π€£π€£ Thanks to you Jesus πΊπΊπΊπΊ
Hope you all entertained
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 25th November 2023 by yachal: 10:02am On Nov 25, 2023 |
Warri go boil YNWA now and alwayz 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mohbadβs Widow Testifies Before Coroner, Recalls Singerβs Last Moments by yachal: 3:37pm On Nov 17, 2023 |
SamuelLoch:
She tried to put it on the Nurse. Later, she said the Nurse had been treating him for 2 yrs. What condition was the nurse treating for 2 years?
From her narration, she wasn't in the picture at all... but when she was told that Mohbad is dead, she said it's not possible because she spoke with him 20mins ago. Hmmm You were not with him but you spoke with him 20mins ago...
At home, she was in the kitchen...On the way to the hospital, it was a bike, and she was not on the bike. At the hospital, she was outside the room.
At the event, she was in the car... About the burial, she said she does not know where he was buried. She definitely knows more than what she lets out |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 0) On 29th October 2023 by yachal: 1:43pm On Oct 29, 2023 |
Warri go boil! YNWA |
Health / Re: My Boss Deceived Me Into Donating My Kidney Over Empty $20m Promise β Driver by yachal: 10:24am On Oct 25, 2023 |
shagasha: Na greed do you o.
You sold your kidney on credit....
Continue dey play
Your oga will use $100k and settle the police then you will fully realize that Nigeria has happened to you This, right here might end up being the harsh reality Omo, e better to born yahooboi than to born MUMU o 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 21st October 2023 by yachal: 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2023 |
chikason22:
Sorry sir. But you're just telling me now. Ok I will update my records. YNWA Thankz bro YNWA, now n alwayz |
Politics / Re: Tonto Dikeh Joins APC, Dumps ADC by yachal: 6:27pm On Oct 23, 2023 |
Olachase: just remove that N from her name Tonto if your dickh no raise
make god no allow them kill me Funny u |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Everton (2 - 0) On 21st October 2023 by yachal: 4:01pm On Oct 21, 2023 |
chikason22: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Chikason and I stand as your advocate. FT. [b]Liverpool 2:0 Everton Though, they may be very stubborn, they're still our beloved wife. We go still do our quickie with a little addition of lubricant ππ to ease passage. Hope you all are entertained. My interest is on one match like that. Lemme don't talk sha until FT πππ
[b]Anfieldfan[/b][/b] angelfrost fuckingmallam45 ebukahades10 gbest90 Wordson alfredosky J[b]entuprinz[/b] Guidedee Burna440 Masterflowx Maynation crazygodd kyase ray07 redblood01 dfrost fergie001 Oludharay rodwave Playermaker1 Sammy07 openmine lamasta silentgroper vickyrotex mangekyo Ojeemah paulolee sherylbaky Alaganature09 bigdawsnet meksbig minemrys simeon007 Athemisia Babalbo Goldenjat Iliveforever Blackbishop foutboys Charlex23 Oloniyan Supermajor Oluwafeolami Slimdaddypee
Have a sweet and wonderful weekend guys. ππ Chikason22 How many times shd I tell u to always include my moniker I have 'tayed' in this Li'pool supporters club 19yrs is no joke!!! If u don't include my moniker next time u make a shout out to all the die-hard fans me and you go get problem 'nuff said |
Crime / Re: How True Are The Stories Of Girls Being Used By Yahoo Boys For Ritual? by yachal: 6:57pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
1x2x3:
You are funny. Just like educationists, the more you read books the greater you learn. If you decide not to read and research then your knowledge will be limited. The same thing applies to spiritual affairs, the deeper you go the more you realise there's more forces in life than your eyes can see.
Couldn't have said more 1 Like |