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Celebrities / Re: Priscilla Ojo Shows Off Her Tanzanian Boyfriend In Style (video And Photos) by yachal: 8:39pm On Sep 02
If I say Hoe
You say low
Another man say show

Omo na you sabi
Romance / Re: “I Slept With 15 Guys While Living With You” by yachal: 12:32am On Aug 07
Guyz, never forget Rule No 5
Family / Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember This Detergent? by yachal: 6:09pm On Jul 29
Ishilove:

Washes even brighter than it shows grin

May ur DayZ be long
Family / Re: Throwback: Do You Still Remember This Detergent? by yachal: 6:04pm On Jul 29
Kongaone:
Omo, super blue omo

Your head dey there!
Na man you be
Health / Re: Brothel Addiction: I Have Caught Another Infection by yachal: 2:09pm On Jul 14
ChildOfDoom:
After taking doxy... for some days to relieve me of my former sexual infection, I have caught another one.

This one is more excruciating. Girls are currently twerking their waist to lure me at the brothel but I am not moved

I just got azith... (500mg) to try ease my distress. Constant urinating, milky substance at the edge of my dudu and wide opening at the tip that makes my urine disperse awkwardly when i discharge.

It's heavy and hot down there. No wonder the last girl I slept with complained that it was 'peppering' her when I dived in.

If only I can resist the temptation of raw sex when cured or double the condom next time to ensure tight kitten or ferocious lash doesn't burst it

No be juju be that
Crime / Re: Laughing Gas: Doctor Queries A Photo Olamide Shared Online by yachal: 7:15pm On Jul 10
fuckingAyaya:
Illuminati a very wicked society, u go dey see things wey ordinary person no fit see so you gat dey on steady highness. Abi una think say na Grace them take dey blow to become famous

I agree, fully

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Family / Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by yachal: 7:18pm On Jun 21
JAMO4REAL1:
Congratulations even the wife is older then the guy mother

My thoughts exactly
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts / Discussions: Season 24 by yachal: 4:29pm On Jun 19
Gd afternoon Traders
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts / Discussions: Season 24 by yachal: 4:27pm On Jun 19
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Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts / Discussions: Season 24 by yachal: 4:09pm On Jun 19
peeps4u:
Good morning traders, please who uses IC Markets here and how can I fund it via bank transfer?

I can't seem to find bank transfer option on my page.

If there is another preferable method, I'm open to it.

Thanks and wishing everyone a profitable day/week.



I will appreciate if I'm quoted for replies.


God bless

I use IC markets
Politics / Re: MKO Abiola's Children Who Couldn't Afford Drugs Have Died In Last 30 Years by yachal: 3:50pm On Jun 19
ogbonti:



How did Abiola himself make the wealth? stealing from Nigeria ---- That ITT project meant to install phones in every NIGERIAN home that MKO never executed but collected more than US$100 Million for in the mid 1970's was the foundation of his ill-gotten wealth. That money in today's value (adjusted for inflation) is up to US$5 Billion angry

It's true, his wealth was ill-gotten.
The great abami-eda fearlessly sang about it

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Crime / Re: 'Bling Bishop' US Pastor Sentenced To 9 Years Over Wire Fraud by yachal: 10:58am On Jun 18
JudasNaKarrot:
Even before I opened the thread, I already know that it must be a BLACK MAN.
The black man is exceptionally wicked and evil. He is inferior race and a mutant to the original plan of the creator.
He doesn't have the capacity to govern. Wherever the blacks are, you see trouble....drugs, guns, gangs, rape, killings, corruption. He is evil personified.
Nigeria and other black dominated society is a testimony.

If it were a Caucasian country or even the yellow (Asians) that have the kind if resources that Nigeria have, this country would have surpassed Indonesia, Malaysia, Dubai and others in development.
Our leaders will loot and loot, deliberately impoverished his own kind. He is evil. The black race is cursed.

I agree, fully
Phones / Re: POP 8 Features by yachal: 1:15pm On Jun 17
Omoapena:


It does...

Mine doesNOT screen record
Or probably I don't know where it is
Gimme a step by step guidance please
Travel / Re: Three Die In Osun Road Crashes by yachal: 1:10pm On Jun 17
Oh! what a tragedy
RIp to the deceased

Meanwhile lemme light up my weed and observe a moment silence

Family / Re: I Walked by yachal: 7:23am On Jun 14
ajog1:

Hey bruh, my mail response to your pm is bouncing...

Please send a hi msg to my WhatsApp+233536592873
Phones / Re: POP 8 Features by yachal: 7:19am On Jun 14
Ozohu454:
This pop 8 is everything

No it not!

It cannot screen-record
Politics / Re: A Thread On The Memories Of The June - 12 Struggle by yachal: 6:54am On Jun 13
fragility1000:

Yes she was,she died in November 1992,had it mean she didn't die she won't allow MKO to run the election.

Why do u say so?
Travel / Re: A Nairalander Explores Fastac, Lagos: This Is What Fastac Look In 2024 (video) by yachal: 9:22pm On Jun 12
Oh my darling festac town
I miss that town
I miss their faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
Seeing this topic on NL
I miss the town afresh
Born n bread
From Tender touch to Festac college
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it
If I could relive those days
And bring them back the good ol'days
Travel / Re: A Nairalander Explores Fastac, Lagos: This Is What Fastac Look In 2024 (video) by yachal: 9:15pm On Jun 12
ajog1:

Woah, memories, same school. I remember a woman been the owner, one Mr Ben-a computer teacher and the school's life-of-the-party, and Mr Francis-the French teacher then...

I also attended Tender touch school (1st Avenue)
And YES grin I remember Mr Francis- the french teacher. If he ask'd you a question in french and you miss it. He screams 'zeroooo' right back at you
Travel / Re: A Nairalander Explores Fastac, Lagos: This Is What Fastac Look In 2024 (video) by yachal: 9:09pm On Jun 12
Beremx:
Festac Town has lost its glory. Bad roads and shops everywhere. Almost all ground floor of block of flats have been converted to business centres. Duplexes are not left out in the madness. The last time Festac Town had a good serenity of environment was in the early 2000s.

I miss the town though cos I was born and bred there.

FTT
Politics / Re: A Thread On The Memories Of The June - 12 Struggle by yachal: 9:08pm On Jun 12
delpee:


Victor Banjo, Wole Soyinka, Tai Solarin etc stood by Biafrans. Banjo and others were killed, Soyinka went to jail and later exile on that account.

Sadly, our world today is so different.

Thank you for this
Please educate the young minds!
Politics / Re: A Thread On The Memories Of The June - 12 Struggle by yachal: 6:35pm On Jun 12
AmericanIdiot:


It’s good as they killed that useless mko abiola

Foolish Yoruba people
I hate them
Ugly dirty worthless mothefuckers

You’re a very bitter human being,
your negativity and hatred is shockingly alarming smh 🤦🏽‍♂️seems you’re not from a happy place 💔
Get well soon

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Investment / Re: My Forex Journey by yachal: 9:54pm On Jun 05
Today's Canadian interest rate was massive.
It gave me joy!

Unto the next on Friday; The aLMIGHTY Non-farm payroll

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Romance / Re: I Slept With Two Guys On The Same Day by yachal: 7:44pm On May 09
Now I understand why Jesus wept
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 1) On 8th May 2024 by yachal: 9:45pm On May 08
Oyerinde16:
Anyone saying there is no Match fixing should wake up...

I knew this match was fixed I jejely did not play any game today and even yesterday...

How psg go lose for house real Madrid too go lose for house...

Oga rest
TV/Movies / Re: Name An Actor or Actress Who Was Perfectly Cast In A Movie Or TV Show by yachal: 10:19pm On Apr 16
Micheal Scofield ( Prison break)

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Education / Re: Heard Of The Man Who Refused To Bow To The Queen Of England? by yachal: 9:35pm On Apr 10
post=129373171:
A. K. I. K. A

Please what's the meaning of AKIKA?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by yachal: 2:46am On Apr 06
Warri go boil
YNWA

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Sheffield United (3 - 1) On 4th April 2024 by yachal: 11:04pm On Apr 04
I'd like to see more creativity in the midfield.
So i will go for Endo, Macca and TAA

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Sports / Re: Jake Paul To Fight Mike Tyson On July 20, 2024 by yachal: 12:22pm On Mar 23
Jake Paul is either going to lose an ear or die and still lose an ear
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive In Lagos!!! by yachal: 5:03pm On Mar 15
blazepascal:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool: Carabao Cup Final (0 - 1) On 25th February 2024 by yachal: 7:08pm On Feb 25
1billion pounds FC lost to kindergarten virgin boiz that wud probably be going to school 'morrow morning!
Li'pool till heaven falls!

YNWA

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