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CelebritiesRe: “You Bit The Finger That Fed You” - Comedian, MC Morris Calls Out Simi by yachal: 2:05pm On Sep 10, 2021
Betece:
This is a clear description of intensifying accolades meant for professionals, you cant bite the fingers that fed you and expect to amaze the world in a bilateral movement without a referendum showing you were part of this universe
Bros is everything alright?

CelebritiesRe: “Who Recorded The Audio And What Purpose Was It Recorded For?” Daddy Freeze Asks by yachal: 6:26pm On Sep 08, 2021
ekwuemendinso:
That kpokpo of a fellow is not a real man.... Simp to the highest order...


Am ashemed of him
I'm ashamed of ur english
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Tonto Dikeh After Cosmetic Surgery. She Looks Gorgeous by yachal: 3:05pm On Sep 08, 2021
FortifiedCity:
One surgery leads to another, and then she will finally look like a monster
Just like Micheal Jackson

Chai the devil is a bastard
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by yachal: 10:08pm On Sep 04, 2021
CharlyG1:
Please can you resend your last mail? I was reading it, got a bit distracted and when I came back to it I couldn't find it again.

Sorry. Please resend. Thank you.
Okay boss

Done
SportsRe: Ronaldo Breaks Ali Daei's Record For International Goals by yachal: 9:05pm On Sep 02, 2021
Kingcalls:
This man is ageless .... man utd buy better market ... some people will need very strong dosage of sleeping pills tonight

This guy was actually peps ticket to champions league glory with city

Who God has blessed...no man can curse
U will be shocktalized don't worry
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by yachal: 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
CharlyG1:
Hello Yachal,

Can you please send me a mail about the matter first, then we can proceed to WhatsApp if necessary?
I advise you remove your number in your quote because a person who's not one of us here can use it to their advantage. If you know what I mean.

God bless you.
Oh yes I get u. Removed

BTW does the NL e-mail work?
Anywayz I just sent one
RomanceRe: I Slept With A Married Man And Here Is What He Used My Period For by yachal: 12:22pm On Aug 29, 2021
Prokaryote:
You don't have any details about his location yet u open ur dirty clit to him even doing ur period in return for gift...auntee ur period is with the gods, go and enjoy ur menopause.
Wetin the gods wan use the period do bayii??
Nairaland GeneralRe: SH0CKING: See Photos Of Human Satan, Michel Praddo And Wife, Demon Woman by yachal: 3:45pm On Aug 27, 2021
Nonsense n Michel Praddo
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by yachal:
CharlyG1:
@Maestro.. Now I feel really sorry for you.

Your case is really strong.
I do not care about the many programs of your pastor. I believe in sound doctrine and not false doctrines.

When angels are sent to men they act on behalf of God, under His authority. In that way, man falls under that authority, even through that angel that God sends. Hence man cannot command angels nor does man have any authority over angels. I have told you to search for the places where angels exercised some authority over man. You still wouldn't listen.


Let me be the one to deliver you from your ignorance. After reading Hebrews 2, come back to Hebrews 1 and read from verse 4 downward.


Jesus Christ was made lower than the angels, because He had come as man.. who is lower than the angels, not only in mortality but also in power. You better read the whole of Psalms 8. (Man is a ruler being who has been given power and authority over the earth).

Angels are powerful beings and they rule over the forces of Satan. And serve God in His bidding in the heavens and on earth.


Jesus Christ became elevated through His death and resurrection and received a more excellent name THAN THE ANGELS.. Hebrews 1 vs 4... that at the mention of this name, every knee must bow to Him.

The Name of Jesus Christ is Power and Authority OVER ALL. It is the Name we now have that has elevated us through Christ to the right hand of God. And now we are seated and placed higher than the angels. That is why we have power over serpents, and scorpions and over all the forces of darkness.


This new found authority is because of what Christ has done.

If you still don't know the places in the Bible where angels made a man dumb, struck some sodomites with blindness and showed some authority over man, please take out time tonight and find those places before you go to bed.


I am not cut out for popularity. I only speak against lies and I do not follow any man like you do.
There are many many true prophets of God who remain unpopular. Elijah thought he was the only one left. Lol. I don't care about money, power or fame. I care only about Jesus and His Church.

Please read your Bible well before you type rubbish again. Goodnight
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by yachal: 3:14pm On Aug 27, 2021
sholay2011:
I wanted to keep quiet about the ongoing issue here but let me chip in my 2 cents.

I don't think anyone here said Apostle Suleman is a false prophet. And if they did, well, to each his own; God hasn't told me anything like that personally. Nonetheless, you don't have to be a false prophet for one of your teachings to be false. This is why every believer needs to be a Berean Christian and search the scriptures with the guidance of the Holy Spirit. You just don't swallow everything you are fed hook, line and seaweed because someone is anointed, even if they are followed with signs and wonders. The scriptures confirms our experiences, not vice versa.

With the recent explanations on what was meant by "Miracle Money", I don't know what to say. But know this, God will not just make naira notes appear in your pocket. These notes are numbered by the Central Bank of Nigeria. Our God is a Miracle Worker, not a Magician. And I watched the video online and carefully read comments of where people cited where Jesus asked Peter to go pick a coin from the mouth of a fish. The real question one should ask is why didn't Jesus ask Peter to just dip his hand in his pocket because a coin would appear? I can infer that Jesus knows everything and probably someone dropped a coin in that river, hence, in the mouth of the fish, hence again, Jesus asking Peter to go get that coin from the mouth of the fish. If your first instinct when an unknown person deposits a sum of money into your account is to call it "Miracle money" and spend it, instead of reporting to the bank or inquiring where it came from, you need to clearly check yourself because you are becoming a thief.

It is also not scripturally defensible to throw insults at those that question an anointed man of God. No one is God and we are all brothers and sisters in this body. Even Paul stood up to Peter when the latter was being hypocritical about the issue of gentiles. We do not sacrifice truth in the name of unity. Our God never does that. If you want to come to the man's defence, do it with words seasoned in love. Your words will determine your eligibility into heaven, not the anointed servant of God you're trying to defend as it were. Our loyalty should be to God and His word.

We should not be naïve.
Well said
PoliticsRe: NCC: We Don’t Have adequate Coverage For Electronic Transmission Of Results by yachal:
ZKOSOSO:
Trust Buhari people when it's time for political abracadabra

You think Buhari is foolish when he put only HausaFulani Muslim Northerners in all positions including UN deputy SG?
They are all political Fraudsters and Giant Parasites forever

We are in a long one.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Smashes Head On Slab As One Way Accident Kills Her In Delta (Graphic Pics) by yachal:
Cokahot:
In 2015 I fell off from a bike at medium speed,by a t junction. He was trying to avoid pot hole and lost control and gba m I fell,I landed with my samsung note 3 and teeth. My teeth pieces,my note 3 screen remained intact. I bruised my hand. Bike accident no be here o. Imagine police saw me in my state and told me sorry,and drove off. No one rescued me
Police matter tire everybody
CelebritiesRe: David Ajiboye Is Dead! Yinka Ayefele’s Fresh FM Manager Dies by yachal: 9:25am On Aug 09, 2021
[quote author= post=104589483]From all of us @[b][/b] : RIP Adeboye.
He was a Good man.
He lived a good life.

One day, we all gonna die![/quote]All of ushuh
Who is all of ushuh?
Ogbeni dey normal jhor
EducationRe: My Dawta by yachal: 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2021
I pray that the good Lord would generously give wisdom to ur daughter as promis'd by God. James 1:5

May she grow up to become a virtuous woman

And no matter how enticing the situation is, may she never lose focus.
Amen
TravelRe: What Is Like Studying In Sweden As An African. A Nairalander Adventure In Sweden by yachal: 11:28am On Jul 16, 2021
HBB1:
Their women are very beautiful!
Gbam!
100%
CelebritiesRe: Share Your Favourite Sound Sultan's Line⁣ by yachal:
saphiere:
Mine; "One day bush meat go catch the hunter".

Rest In Peace Sultan.
Mine was the 'kate' comedy he did at nite of a thousand laugh.
Lanre Fasasi you are the bestest!
RIP Legend

I see Kate infront of that gate. As I see Kate, you know as a bobo now, I say Kate, if we intimate we no go seperate.

You know as babes dey make guy wait, she come rotate, I come look am, she come give me date, say make I block am for their estate on the twenty-eight around eight. Omo straight, on the twenty-eight before eight, I don iron my gator straight, I go their estate.

As I reach the gate, na im the gateman say "Wait!". He say who I dey find? I say na Kate. He say I no know say Kate's Popsie na magistrate? He say if the guy come now im go begin dey legislate. I say na me you dey try intimidate? Wetin dey bring that kind leg?
you dey try interrogate. He say ok wait.

As I see the magistrate, I prostrate straight. He say who I dey find I say Kate. He say im no dey appreciate make guys dey block Kate after eight say e no dey appropriate. I come say "Uncle I beg try co-operate
Infact, I come lie say I relate to Bill Gates. Na im the guy just throwey the gate say "call Kate, call Kate". As I see Kate, my belle begin sweet again and I begin gyrate. I come carry am go Golden Gate.

This girl eat food reach like 5 plates, she drink minerals reach like 3 crates. No be say I dey exaggerate, I no fit estimate the rate. I come notice say her belle don dey elevate. She don even chop chocolate. I come look am I say Kate, this is time to deviate, this is not the end of the date. E get something else wey I go like to invigilate. Na im I carry Kate enter room, I lay am flat like slate.

But before we begin communicate, before I begin penetrate. I first investigate...
hmmm the thing wey I come see come begin dey make me frustrate. I say Kate! This thing don depreciate!

Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Lady's Shop Looted In South Africa During #ZumaUnrest by yachal: 6:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see South Africa breaking into two different countries. The white dominated section and the black dominated section, I see the black section killing each other before 2023, I see the survivors struggling to come to Nigeria for menial jobs, I see northern Nigeria accepting them after the collation of southern governors rejected them.

This I have seen.
Prophet of doom
HealthRe: This Lady Is Very Sick In Ghana, Her Family Should Come Fast To Take Her Home. by yachal: 4:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
Babylove44:
If you are as smart as you are trying to be, you will know that if her phone is available that her family would have been reached already and I will not come to NL to ask around. Try harder, next question?
Has any of her family showed up yet?
CelebritiesRe: Meet Wise Man Racine That Was Trained By T. B. Joshua Himself (video) by yachal: 6:45pm On Jun 28, 2021
[quote author=Zoharariel

If any one of you dare utter or write that rubbish that nobody should judge, Sango will slap that your useless mouth with 27megawatts of undiluted electricity.



FFK is a cocaine-snorting bastard who is still covertly undergoing treatment for his years of drug abuse.

This same bastard was in the habit of beating & sleeping with his Mother after snorting or injecting himself with an overdose of cocaine.

https://www.nairaland.com/2527691/how-femi-fani-kayode-slept-mother

Curse Hausa/Fulani in the name of the God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob today and then turn around to go beg for Chieftaincy Title in Zamfara tomorrow.

Write articles denigrating the Igbos today (The Bitter Truth About The Igbos), and then write another one praising them and their Biafra agitation tomorrow.

Curse Buhari today, and then sneak into Kogi State to lobby Yahaya Bello to help with him APC membership tomorrow.

Claim T. B Joshua was still alive one minute, claim he's dead the next minute - igbati ko ni farabale.

I can go on & on.

How a known bastard in Yorubaland became a Minister of Aviation in the land that has Kings & Chiefs is still a subject of debate till tomorrow.

FFK is the perfect definition of the euphemism "Anywhere Belle Face", so just like his father, (Remi Fani-Kayode), we do not take him seriously in Yorubaland.

That is why, as unstable as the wind, he has been so predictable, unreliable & double-minded in all he does.

Oloriburuku Omoale Jati-Jati ikeji Aja![/quote]Bros, you dey provoke o!
You 're saying the fact tho, share a drink with me to calm ur fiery nerves

CelebritiesRe: Meet Wise Man Racine That Was Trained By T. B. Joshua Himself (video) by yachal: 6:41pm On Jun 28, 2021
If any one of you dare utter or write that rubbish that nobody should judge, Sango will slap that your useless mouth with 27megawatts of undiluted electricity.


Oloriburuku Omoale Jati-Jati ikeji Aja![/quote]shocked
PhonesRe: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by yachal:
Our homescreen is plain

CelebritiesRe: Charles Okocha Surprises His Mum, Ngozi With Bundles Of Money On Her Birthday by yachal: 4:43pm On Jun 28, 2021
What's ragiddy rats?
And who's the dude that's alwayz doing back-up for him?
RomanceRe: She Told Her Best Friend She Wants To Cut Me Off. How Do I Handle This by yachal: 3:23pm On Jun 24, 2021
Styluss:
@milky1017
The moment your spouse stops sex… she's off to the streets! You should know better and stop being a simp, it's sucks!

Try and convince her to Bleep for the last time... Do that till u satisfied!, Reveal her game plans to her right there, COLLECT the collectables (valuables) leave others as collateral damages.

Most important point:
Pls AVOID friend zone. The daughter of Jezebel will try to return, she'll cry and manipulate you to her biddings. She will even claim to be a victim of your severe negligence.

That's our way and im giving u my 1 cent.
I'm liking ur way already. So undiluted n direct!
No time to edit wink
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by yachal: 7:01pm On Jun 17, 2021
DonroxyII:
Lol, You never can determine what works nor not works for you .... it is not your job to do but that of your man or sex mate .... if you are the one doing that then you have been the one having sex with yourself all along .... sorry ehn grin grin ... That's kinda boring and monotony ...

When you are just the one with your own clues .... how can new flex you have in you could ever be unleashed or zones you never know are erogenous be make obvious ....

Any man that understand female anatomy and distinct xtics of any female will find orgasm so easy to give girls ... quite easy .... It all starts from the conversation..... It all start from his personality and Character ....

Most girls are sapiosexual even the uneducated ones ....

If I can speak to your brain neurons then your orgasm is few seconds in my hands and that's all ... of course skills is needed but time !

It's like a switch ... on/off !!
Gbam!

Share a drink with me please cool

RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by yachal: 6:58pm On Jun 17, 2021
LadyRosa:
Finally them blow him brain last year...sad.
Chai that's a very Bahd newz. My condolences
Was he a cultist ni?
EducationRe: LAUTECH Female Nursing Student Knocked Down By A Driver In Lagos (photos) by yachal: 10:09pm On Jun 14, 2021
Maxwell08:
She's dead, she was my colleague.
Chai cry
My condolences..
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by yachal: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2021
VlamesIffect:
Damn, you selling milk shakes honey?...

That's a big Factory in front if you.... grin
Her milkshake brings dem boys to the yard..
Valuable property tho
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by yachal: 11:09am On Jun 09, 2021
LadyRosa:
Skinny guys are a turn off.
Why will I get turned on on a guy looking like a wall gecko?!?
Wall gecko kwa??
Babes you get Bahd mouth oo cheesy
I canor coman goan be laughing o
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by yachal: 11:06am On Jun 09, 2021
Pricelessruby:
I concord
You just dey 'concord' everything grin
It's all good tho
RomanceRe: Questions For The Ladies by yachal: 10:48am On Jun 09, 2021
AmazonTopaz:
I am not a conventional person and I don't know what they call green light or red light sign.

I am a very observant person so the guy must have been single to begin with before I have any intention or form of interest in a man.

When I like a guy I tell him straight on and I like honesty so you tell me if you feel the same way about me then we kick off if you don't feel the same way it was nice knowing you and we could remain friends.

I don't know how to let a guy know I like him if I like him I tell him straight on that I like him no time for pretence and no man I have ever approached has called me cheap because that is the fear some ladies have when it comes to approaching men.
let share a drink biko

Christianity EtcRe: 7 Nigerian Clerics Who Have Died Within 6 Months (Photos) by yachal: 1:10am On Jun 07, 2021
Confirmedzombie:
Pls add Pastor Stephen Akintola the fundering of Redemption Ministries.

He dies today June 6th
What kind of mumu english are you speaking na?

PropertiesRe: Duplex For Sale by yachal: 1:37pm On Jun 02, 2021
MrOON:
Looks like a GTBank branch grin grin grin
My exact thoughts
It's all good tho

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