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PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Yahman1(m): 9:18am On Jun 05, 2020
Preshieben:
A puppy isn't so cute like a kitten undecided
Well, cuteness is in the eyes of the beholder, good u a Cat fan, some girls don't even like any, can I slid into ur DM? angry
PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Yahman1(m): 5:01pm On Jun 04, 2020
Preshieben:
they disgust me undecided
They are cute creatures, u should get a puppy first
PetsRe: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Yahman1(m): 11:28am On Jun 04, 2020
Preshieben:
What the hell is this?? undecided undecided
What does it look like, not a Fan of Dogs?
PropertiesRe: Lagos Receives 1,000 Land Grabbing Petitions In One Year by Yahman1(m): 5:36am On Jun 04, 2020
E be like all these people above me been do Night vigil, wetin Dem been preach? angry
Christianity EtcRe: We Have Been Lied To The Earth Is Flat And Not A Globe by Yahman1(m): 1:07pm On Jun 03, 2020
budaatum:
I am trying really really hard to be offended at you laughing with me. grin

How dare you insult this very serious buda?! angry
I can't believe this thread is still on, EMILO deserves an award as the most dumb Homo sapien ever
Christianity EtcRe: We Have Been Lied To The Earth Is Flat And Not A Globe by Yahman1(m): 12:57pm On Jun 03, 2020
budaatum:
Have you read this thread at all? Does it sound like a thread of "loves their physics", to you?

Physics is science. And science is the use of the senses. And this is a thread of assertions. And assertions just require the use of the mouth. So stop talking sense and get with the program!

The space program is a hoax! Everyone knows it's cooked up in a studio and broadcast to fool you and swindle billions! And the US National Inventors Hall of Fame is as fake too! Full of white people with their lies! And all those round things they claim are in space are just painted balls in a studio space!

The earth is indeed flat. And if you walk to its edge you will certainly fall off and never be able to return to tell us what you've seen, hence the ignorance of most in thinking its a globe! And if you want "facts", see:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MkYdtU61Y

I, buda, asserted! With "facts"!
Buda, u are a very Funny personality cheesy
PhonesRe: My Experience Using Infinix/Tecno/Itel So Far by Yahman1(m): 12:53pm On Jun 03, 2020
Lol, these Naomi marketers are now in frustrating phase, Tecno giving them sleepless nights tongue
PoliticsRe: FIRS Stops Scores Recruited By Fowler From Resuming by Yahman1(m): 7:38am On Jun 03, 2020
ProfDview1:
Attention pls

I We need a lady (she must be a nairalander)

She must be rich, plus her parents comfortable

Average (height, boobs and ass)

She must be ready to spend on me

Fair or chocolate

She must trust me

Educated or self employed with hand work

Christian

Between 20 - 23

A Nigeria

She must think of a good future not make up

She must be able to reason well not like a fish

She must be good in conversation.

The most important one
She must be a godly virgin (pls note, godly virgin not just any virgin).
Thank.. Pls quote me if u av any
Make it 2, Plus Me angry
EducationRe: Aerial View Of Lagos State University (LASU) by Yahman1(m): 8:34pm On Jun 01, 2020
Please when will Government complete that Senate Building ni? Shey na when This Earth end angry
TravelRe: 27km Blue Line project Ready For Passengers In 2022— Lagos Govt by Yahman1(m): 10:11am On May 29, 2020
Lisaint:
Agbara-Badagry to border was supposed to be 10 lanes + rail

But now what we have on agbara to Badagry road now is police acting like Thrift collectors

Collecting money from motorist
And the road was also reduced from
10 lanes to 6lanes

The contractor handling that project is just working like snail
Since none of the government agencies is there for monitoring

Trust me

The only time those polithiefians consider those in that Badagry corridor to be Lagosians is when they need their votes
Dat project might likely take 15 more years to complete, Naija matter just weak person
RomanceRe: Ethiopian Men From Bodi Tribe Shares Unclad Photos As They Show Off Their Fatnes by Yahman1(m): 8:59pm On May 28, 2020
This thread go attract lots of female comments tongue
EducationRe: Why 2go Messenger Died by Yahman1(m): 8:38pm On May 28, 2020
Efisko1:
ifod ke adiohhhh

Ata ibag
Nko afo ke mpep ifod tongue
EducationRe: Why 2go Messenger Died by Yahman1(m): 6:46pm On May 28, 2020
Ekemeze:
grin well, you have proven my point already. thank u ebot unam
Afia ufiop inua mfed mfo do tongue
EducationRe: Why 2go Messenger Died by Yahman1(m): 4:24pm On May 28, 2020
Ekemeze:
Its really disheartening. I visited his blog too. And i agree with u, its nice.

If the guy starts yahoo yahoo now and he is arrested, there will also be the first to condemn him. Nigerians are just stupid
U must be the stupidest of all Nigerians angry
HealthRe: Arat Hosseini, Iranian Boy With Six-Pack Now Has 4 Million IG Followers (Photos) by Yahman1(m): 2:15pm On May 28, 2020
light099:
[s]


He obviously has the panache of Ronaldo but I do wish he plays great football like Messi.
Ronaldo with the lively confidence, Magic Messi with the Soccer DNA.

We need more kids who play like or more than Messi, that is when a new GOAT is about to be born.
But if upcoming kids play like Ronaldo, the GOAT title is better kept until someone worthy to take it touches the pitch.
Messi has set the standard, it takes equal or greater than ( ≥ ) to merit the title.
I wish a day comes when someone better than Messi would hit the pitch, things should get better not worse.[/s]
Rubbish Comparison
RomanceRe: Are Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by Yahman1(m): 2:09pm On May 24, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Majiruty if Ghanaians are short have you seen Wode Maya? Akufo Addo and many more even the Ghanaian team was one of the shortest during the 2014 worldcup Nigeria had one of the tallest teams whereas Ghana was on the other end jostling for top 5 shortest teams
Lol, that Ghanaian Mgbeke gonna commit suicide on seeing this cheesy
RomanceRe: Are Ghanaians This Endowed Or They Augment It Artificially? by Yahman1(m): 2:04pm On May 24, 2020
Noisyrians:
Bull crap! Foolish talk. You call this a nigerian forum? and yet spend half of your miserable time here talking nonsense about about Ghana and Ghanaians? When they talk, you say this is a nigerian forum. You must be very stvpid indeed to think that you can talk about people and not get a response from those attacked.

Your country is in recession and poverty levels are increasing. Instead of thinking about how to make your sick country better, you are here typing nonsense! Receive sense, mudder fugger cool
Who the F.uck is this Mgbeke feeling funky angry angry angry
U better crawl back to whatever hole u came out from, Bonboclat
PoliticsRe: 5 Things That IPOB Should Know About Rivers State by Yahman1(m): 1:48pm On May 10, 2020
Must ibos always try to Force other southern minority tribes as theirs, shows how they intend to run their Biafra when Actualized
CrimeRe: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Yahman1(m): 8:55am On Apr 27, 2020
iamadonis2:
If I give you my opinion over an act I've witnessed more than five times, take it and run along. You don't have to quote me for an angry retort.
I hate seeing people display their stupidity on the internet, one should never wash his dirty linen of stupidity on a public forum, I'll leave u to your opinion, shows alot about your IQ
CrimeRe: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Yahman1(m): 8:32am On Apr 27, 2020
iamadonis2:
This is not because of the lockdown. Men from Akwa Ibom have an annoying reputation of sleeping with their daughters.

I have personally had an experience with an Anang man who almost killed my Brother for wooing his daughter. We thought it was the normal fatherly protection until a big fight ensued on morning and the girl screamed his bad acts for the entire street to hear.

She was 22 at the time, ran away from home, and father left the rest of the family - a wife and two sons.
You don't fuc.king know everything, u ain't omnipotent, stop painting all the men in the State black base on this cos I also know an Igbo man who was caught in the act in my hood, I can also conclude that all men from his State are pedophiles
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by Yahman1(m): 9:13am On Apr 26, 2020
Wise guy, he knows the FG won't grant his permission, he will say it's because he wasn't granted permission that's why he didn't heal covid-19 patients
RomanceRe: Should I Go Into Modelling (photos Attached) by Yahman1(m): 11:44pm On Apr 09, 2020
Preshieben:
this is quite discouraging
As discouraging as it may seem it's nothing but the blunt truth. Use iwód mfó etieti, btw whr in Aks do u base?
RomanceRe: Should I Go Into Modelling (photos Attached) by Yahman1(m): 7:22pm On Apr 09, 2020
Uyai mma

Your mom knows what is best for you, there are a thousand plus career u can choose from.

Modelling in this Generation has been bastardized. You will be seen as a sex object by the male folks because that is what a large percentage of them has been turned to
PhonesRe: Smartphone Brand Breaks Guinness World Record by Yahman1(m): 8:10am On Apr 09, 2020

Lol,


Naomi fans will soon full this thread crying cheesy cheesy cheesy


Tecno always giving them headache

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by Yahman1(m): 5:11pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
shut up brainless pig. I'm Mr know all but you'r mr know nothing. Before I got into this argument I'd already tried all forms of weed intake and then I researched and got into this conclusion of how each form of intake works. Go school you no gree Now you are Dumbo grin
Only a brainless person engages in arguments with insults, take your � pig attitude out of my mentions
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by Yahman1(m): 4:54pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
you're very stupid boy and you're proving that with each quote cheesy
the article you screenshotted didn't mention if it was cooked or raw but if you use your brain (which I doubt you even have) you'd have deduced that the article was talking about heated edibles since edible means something eatable and when weed is heated with food it's edible.. eating raw weed ain't half as edible . But we are talking about eating raw weed and I said smoking or eating edible gets higher than eating raw weed brainless Mr boy
Trying to sound like "Mr know All" why don't you carry out an experiment yourself, and who told you raw weed is not edible? In your stupid mind you are a professor of weed abi

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by Yahman1(m): 4:16pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
gosh! You get sense so? shocked You said ingesting raw gets higher than smoking and the screenshot I showed you proved otherwise. Go school you no gree.
Wen I see a senseless person I know, now u my friend is extremely Senseless

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by Yahman1(m): 3:55pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
don't be an ignorant mofo
U are the ignorant one, the screenshot does say that weed can get u high wen consumed raw, so wat are u arguing again
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Smokes A Lot, Should I Drop Him? by Yahman1(m): 3:43pm On Apr 07, 2020
Semperty:
oga chewing raw weed without heat cannot get you high stop talking trash. For you to even say this thing means you no know wetin be weed.
Weed wen ingested gets u higher than wen smoked, stop saying what you don't know

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