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dmcdad: Haba! We know of course

:-)....your head dey dere

Tell una pastor.....

Nastydroid: i go give am £50,000, e go even put am for frontpage

lol....smart...even fot £1000 ..im go put am dere

None of the above......teach him how to cook.

abeg...how much dem dey sell Samsung charger for Onitsha?....

abeg...how much dem dwy sell Samsung charger for Onitsha?....

if u ask me..na who i go ask

Chioma..u don hear am nah...oya kum here

Dannylux: please, we don't need yours
Thanks

wicked.




@Op ..y not....But if you do am Sexkillz go ban u sha.......

Hoshea: look at you

look at me?


what is dat supposed to mean kwanu? don't i talk like a billionaire? a nice guy? huh?

CastingCrowns: meaning?

it's a song..if you watch all this classic movies...it plays where you make selextions..it means;


Always increasing
Or decreasing
The detestable life
Now difficult
And then easy
In this hour
Without delay
Take the pulse of my heart.





Anyway via the Topic; well what do you expect,girls aint exacyly honest when it comes to being a virgin.

what i don't get is why Nairaland don't put up questions or robot detectors...

Semper crescis
Aut decrescis
Vita detestabilis
Nunc obdurat
Et tunc curat
Hac in hora
Sine mora
Corde pulsum tangite.

Bro you need to go jerk off......there are bad girls n do are bad boys....you make it sound like it's a one way thing....though there are more faithful boys than girls

abeeeegii.....so you don't want dem to be generous...hw do you want yahooboiz to survive?

what a joke!

.....all this stories sef...dis one long.....

soon you will fall in love with being banned.


...but it's no big deal sha....if Ogugua Reciprocates.

Nice guy...just like me..although am richer and nicer....incase yu dunno who i am....i introduced him to the music world.

2nd hand abi new ones?

Op call dis number for total deliverance.. 08087976475.....you really need it.

Love ke?...not only is dat shit disrespectful,it is funny and stup!d....you are dating an !diot who is still in love with his Ex....but if you really love him and wanna stay...just punish him dis way; wen he is asleep just defecate on his head and tell him that you are sorry too...#pukes

Miner13: I av received signal abt her much intimacy wit dis guy b4 wic she claim is her sec skul mate bt 2 sustained d relatnship i put d msg on def ear. Nw dis
wen i honoured d cal of her mother few mins ago.
She said her daughter has b behavin strange 4 somdays nw. Bt she did nt tel her mum wat d reason ws.
Her mum said, she ws able 2 find out 4rm her frnd.. Dat dere is misunderstandin btw us.
Wel
i said no misunderstandin dat her daughter shud tel her d truth of wat is wrong wit her
hope am nt wrong wit dis

i retract my other comment! Signal huh? lol.......mehn...abeegiiiii......you are still asking about tears sef....mtscheww

hammedkola: ...and why 'll a guy wanna do this?...

oh you no know say Sean Combs twerked on stage.......

i reserve my comment.

tell her to just steal her papa signed bank cheque..thats all.....

Henry praise: Naija gurls are too weak/ clueless to giv special surprises to guys.

Invite him ova for a surprise 3some wit dat ur hot friend dat he has bin admiring secretly.
Or u simply get him a wrist watch wit a name (not aboki wrist watch o)

lol

A soap,bucket of water and a quality time alone.





@Op....well,that's not being greedy is it? lol....but to be serious,let her just buy me all the hollywood movies out there...it will make my day.

NL sef.....when you post a topic,they first observe you...check your profile....but OP...if you find solace in porn,why are you complaining? i'm not gonna judge you....all i'm goin to say is...you need to start searching,you were just looking before..now you need to start searching.

pimp213: I will tell you why men lie and spend to get ladies, they do it so they don't end up like me, lonely!! I am 25 with no girlfriend, what is the right quality??, I am not handicap, I am not crippled. All the girls I have asked out claim I have all the so called "right qualities" but they still can't date me, they won't date me, why?? They say I'm sweet, thoughtful, caring.. But they won't date me!, why? I am not poor!, so why won't they date me, they like me so much they call me just to ask how my day was, just friends, that's all they can be to me. You know why? Coz I don't lie, I refuse to lie, that's my mistake, being honest is my big mistake. So u see why guys lie n spend to get girls? So they don't end up like me, a lonely 25yr old with no girlfriend.

*crying*...am sorry bro,but to some you don't need to lie...

if i see a gal spitting anyhow....i say to my friends; guys,now,There is a pregnant gal.



yeah...it's really funny...

The funny thing about Nairaland is that someone will ask for advice,but instead of heeding to the wise ones,will act like Rehoboam.....

@Op...your girlfriend of 5years introduced you as her Ex-mate and people are saying she just wanted to be funny,and you believe that?
the fact that you came here to seek for advice shows it wasn't funny!...look bro,5years int 5months.....you love her,and tgrough that five years,she has never given you any reason to doubt her faithfulness,Obviously.


Here is what you will do....forgive her on one condition;Tell her to re-introduce you to thid guy again and see how it goes...it might sound kinda childish,but i know you will be very curious to know who dis guys is to her....


i leave the rest to you.