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This isn't living forever joh!.... So how will the robot konji free puna?

Indeed! The Western Nigerian Prophesy!

Wow! This is GREAT!

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is awesome! Articles like this should be at the front page everyday to structure the way we think..

Movies have changed this facts and people have been pushed away from the real thing.

We all want an easy ride to heaven but nobody is willing to tolerate hiccups.

Even in a relationship/courtship many will expect to be happy at all times and if there is any small misunderstanding, that ends the relationship!

Op, weldone!

Eyah..... See as the story is organised!

If it was in Nigeria...

You'll read something like this:

After the surfer died on his way to the hospital, the Nigerian police intervened and took the corpse for further investigations. It was later disclosed by the investigation unit that there was a weird fight the previous night between the deceased and his friends. The Police had gone to arrest the suspects and a case filed has been opened in ikordu high court. As one of our correspondent tried to send a call through to the inspector general of police, his number was unreachable. And the DPO said more investigation is on the process.

One love!

Jagaban Nation!

That's my ex lover though.... Serena!

Sai Baba
Sai Change.
Sai Abacha is a Saint
Sai $1=N233
Sai Scarcity of Fuel..
Sai .

Buhari is a Muslim.
Mulsims are Terrorists.
Therefore, Buhari is a Terrorist!

There is nothing the Plateau legislators will do to break his silence, as he's aware of the happenings in the state. Let the youths gather and kill just "one" fulani herdsman and buhari will raise his kwashiorkor neck and release a press over the happenings!

Crappy set of dunce!

Muslims..... SMH....

sameer1212:
He is being insensitive to come out public and made such a "Hateful" comment about some sect of people Mtchewww.

That insensitivity is real... Who cares?

I hate hausa/fulanis... And that's for real...

Hausa/fulanis are wicked and devilish.... If I have my way... I'll kill all of you! Mark my words!

sameer1212:
And Hausa/Fulani's will continue to be your masters Foool.

They will continue to be masters to cows and rams...

Hausa/Fulanis are terrorist... They're the destroyer of this great nation!

Hausa/Fulanis are f00ls.... They have all the money and yet they record high rate of illiterates....

Hausa/Fulanis are ritualists.... I just don't like them one bit.... Even when I was barbing my hair yesterday... One f00lish hausa guy came inside.... Had to tell the barber to excuse me... Couldn't stand the body odour I perceived.

I'll never forget them for killing a friend who went to study in JOS and during their war... My friend had one hausa fuani friend that leta became my friend via facebook... And we made good friends... But when the war started my friend ran to hide in his place but he sold him out and he was killed. So why should I ever take them serious? Till date... His FB account is deactivated..... God will punish him and his family! And even you!

Ofcoz, all the executives should resign as they don't have any idea of what they should do as the BOT of NANS...

Fighting over political events rather than fighting for Universities increment on "acceptance fees".

Crappy set of dunce!!!!

Crap!! Crap!!!! Crap!!!!!!

Nigerian girls DON'T have best friends... They only have the following:

(1)Gossip Partners.
(2)Fellow Competitor.
(3)Hand-Bags partners.
(4)Stylish Hair-making Friends.
(5)Etc.

And OP, your post isn't for Naija babes....

Eyah? Why nau

Buahahahahahahahahaha....
Little wonders these two tribes don't get along easily!
I don't like either of them.... But I hate the hausas/fulanis much more....

SOURCE

Broz..... That is Ebola Virus effect on Star beers!

THISsssssssss ISssssssssss AWESOME!

I posted a comment on the previous post that allegedly stated the EVD in calabar as being a LIE... I was at the UCTH and at the Medical center and nothing of such was claimed. What happened was that the doctors were in alert as to the patient in question. As it's case was an emergency and a serious one...

I rest my case! Honourable yanabasee!

JEGA01:
sharaap! Achieve what? Taking the lives of many in his desperate bid to become the governor? Any heartless man can achieve that!

Make thunder fire ur smelling body over their...
Do u have any proof to show the lives he took?

Wretched bastard....

now this makes the course sound mouth watering. But don't you think the prospect of one getting employed as a consultant in a technical firm is slim?

Not at all... All you need is additional qualification to boost ur B.ed up... Like having a diploma in safety programmes and so on... Goodluck!

VaginalRights:
I don't want to become a teacher. I'll decline the offer. Thanks

You also can become a consultant in a technical firms...

Lol.... Tot she was striving to be like nicki minaj... Why going on simple outfit? Was expecting some colourful hair braiding and spike-like dresses and fork-like hills and so on...

Well... This is a HIT... DJ let's get down with KATAPULT by REEKADU BANKS!

JEGA01:
I hate this man. See his big tummy

Until you achieve all what he has achieved then your hatred will never be taken serious! Get busy sha!

We know that saraki is corrupt and becoz he's an APC card carrier.... He's a saint... And his case with the CCB was suspended and abolished....

APC.... I can never take them serious...

How do you people get the right spellings of the grammars he speaks when interviewed?

Patrick's grammars can be very difficult to spell with his tonation and accents...

OP... I had this experiences when I was a teen...

Infact... When I was in my JSS3 class... I had befriended my Business study teacher.... But I never had sex with her.... Visited her once after prep classes and in her room.. She asked me to sit in her legs.... She carried me and I was very shy and at the same time I was trying to be a man and yet I was too small to understand...But... I nver smooch her...

My mother's friends will often call me their husband... Till date... But I don't late though things get me emotionally... Just stop visiting her and be man... Don't feel u cn have s3x with her coz u might live to regret why you tek that bold step!

Since it happened 1million years ago.... Then... It'll happen again... 1million years later... Apparently not this era...

Although I'm a scientist.... I'll admit that science has never been so accurate with it's calculations...

About the sun fighting to cool itself after hydrogen might have had contact with the sun... And the massive explosion from the sun's surface by emitting heat and causing a bluish colour which will take 14days to recover itself... This can never be accurate as it is conjecturably speculated... Mind you... Nobody has been to the sun to study the sun that much...

The frog iz scary though..... And what about the monkey that sneezes when it rains?

Funny creatures indeed!

Very soon... They'll discover invincible humans! my species though!