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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi ‘isolates’ Himself From Teammates After Barca Defeat by Yancy(m): 12:33pm On Aug 15, 2020
You guys taunting LM10 should take a chill pill abeg. He just had a bad day at the office. Y'all think its easy to carry an entire team on your shoulders. Not even CR7 can do it all. Watched the highlights & it was obvious that to kill barca, you just have to take out LM10. Guy did all he could but if your team mates do not complement your efforts then sorry. Bayern also did not come to Portugal to play. Y'all be expecting LM10 to defend, handle the midfield & strke altogether. Should he comman kill himself? Replace LM10 with CR7 in the barca squad, they'd still get the asses kicked if not worse. Drops mic..

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Business / Re: Fire Guts CBN Office In Jos by Yancy(m): 9:53pm On Apr 21, 2020
Shuoo. Is this Spacebook?
Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by Yancy(m): 7:37pm On Apr 13, 2020
Covid 19 World cup
FGN 1 : Masses 0








Hunger looming sad sad sad
Politics / Re: SERAP Asks Lawan, Gbaja To Give ₦37 Billion NASS Renovation Fund To States by Yancy(m): 9:45am On Apr 12, 2020
Spending so much to renovate where they dine & organize their looting activities while they can't even budget quarter that amount to renovate a single hospital. This country is a joke abeg. I am just tired of this country biko

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Health / Re: Tunde Salako: Doctors Should Examine Patients Before Suggesting COVID-19 Tests by Yancy(m): 6:51am On Apr 06, 2020
Mr. Prof according to NMA, this country has about 75000 registered doctors with a large percentage being underpaid & without adequate PPEs. Now these doctors are prone to high risk of exposure. I don't need to say much but since the govt has refused to release intervention funds for the lockdown order, then please run the bloody test since its not your money. Besides on foreign adverts, its advised to call your doctor to explain your symptoms & not coming to the hospital directly. So Sir, before you post next time use your tongue to count your teeth. Nuf said...

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria May Not Need Many Ventilators For Patients – Minister by Yancy(m): 4:56pm On Mar 31, 2020
Somebody wants to give excuses for not spending the donations to improve our healthcare system. Oga please let them buy them ventilators. Even after Covid-19 is gone we will still need them to save lives. Before the outbreak, the entire country had less than 500. Its not bad if we have over 5000. Even the countries he was referring to had way over that number before initiating a mass production. It won't still be a waste afterwards.......

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: Rita Daniels Cries, Sings To God To Put An End To COVID-19 by Yancy(m): 10:21pm On Mar 30, 2020
Una sef. Sometimes people just need to cry out their pains, anxiety & hurt. Y'all think some folks are happy until you open them up & you will exclaim 'Jisos!!!'. They just need a shoulder or someone to cry to & one who would just tell them 'Don't worry, everything will be alright'. This time of tribulation is for the dogged. Some can't believe the lives they once knew is turned into a freaking horror movie. So from me to her 'Cry it out if it will make you feel good'.

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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Decongesting Traffic Jam Along Enugu/Abakaliki Boundary (Photos) by Yancy(m): 9:15pm On Mar 30, 2020
Oga please decongest our healthcare system. You were not elected to be a traffic warden undecided
Politics / Re: Soyinka Reacts To COVID-19 Lockdown: 'We Are Not In War Emergency' by Yancy(m): 9:12pm On Mar 30, 2020
I may not be half the genius he is but like someone said today, the virus knows no law nor system nor logic nor colour. If we have one single shot at taking this virus down then we should. When the fate of humanity lies on a thread then someone is talking about the law. Is the worth the lives of 8 billion people on the planet?
Politics / Re: Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa: Buhari Lacks Power To Restrict Movement In Lagos, Abuja by Yancy(m): 6:16am On Mar 30, 2020
It really saddens me that people that don't support this curfew are still downplaying the effect of this pandemic. The US & Italy who did are paying the ultimate price now. You follow CNN, then you know what am talking about. I am not a Buhari supporter but in this situation i am fully behind him.

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Politics / Re: Criticize President Buhari: Don't Insult Him by Yancy(m): 7:51am On Mar 28, 2020
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Politics / Re: Obiano, Obaseki, El-Rufai At NEC Meeting - Caption Pictures by Yancy(m): 8:40pm On Mar 20, 2020
Rufi: My gees. If you see the levo wey da babe carry come club yesterday night ehh. Oh bobs nah so her package stand so
Obas: Shuoo bros udonminit
Obi: ehuw!!

Rufi: Even the size of the backi sef nah die
Obas: (In his inner-mind) This my bros dey chop life shaa
Obi: (In his inner-mind) All this short pipo self....

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Buhari Not Alive To His Responsibilities - Afenifere by Yancy(m): 7:32am On Mar 19, 2020
Pictures first or I don't believe

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Buhari Not Alive To His Responsibilities - Afenifere by Yancy(m): 7:06am On Mar 19, 2020
Please someone should go show him pictures fess. Or maybe because no cow has been infected. Or better still President Abba Kyari is still uploading the manuscript to his brain. Moronic government angry angry

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Politics / Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by Yancy(m): 6:07pm On Mar 18, 2020
Thought it was APC crisis & Oshiomhole's matter that was more important to address. Shut the freaking border since, they were forming deaf. Now it has happened & its now time for fire brigade approach as usual. They thought the pandemic is mere child's play. Now reality has finally set in. Funny enough, the man from Daura will still come to embarrass us by telling us that he wasn't aware. Oh Lord, who did we offend?

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Politics / Re: Caption This Picture Of Buhari And Obaseki by Yancy(m): 7:46pm On Mar 16, 2020
Bubu: Guy you bad oh. See as you tidy Osho matter. I know say you bad da year buh i nor know say you don reach dis level oh. Shuoo bad guy

Obas: Shuoo epa. Nah small eye you dey use look me before. Osho na omomo for my side before naa. E nor geh levo. Epa abeg leave matter for Mattias eeh....

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Health / Re: Colombian Mum Of 2 Dies After Having Fat Removal Surgery To Surprise Husband by Yancy(m): 7:09pm On Mar 07, 2020
After reading the story behind the post, i was expecting to see an obese woman but i am just disappointed to see someone who just wasted her life for nothing. After removing the fat ( which I can't see) from all the mentioned areas, what will be remaining. The life of women self. Hope her family can find comfort

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Crime / Re: 47-Year-Old Defiles 15-Year-Old Girl, Arrested. Says "She Aroused Me" by Yancy(m): 3:40pm On Mar 07, 2020
Nigerians sha. The man didn't do right but am sure if it were Uncle Ned & his daughter's age mate now, you pipo will not bash and gnash like this cos man's rich. SMH

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Religion / Re: Owl Found In A Church In Ahoada, Rivers State by Yancy(m): 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2020
Owls have suffered in this country. Poor Owl be thinking 'wetin i do una now? Bats are also nocturnal flying creatures but never blamed for witchcraft. I guess their only crime is wanting to hang out in human settlements at a wrong time of the day

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Phones / Re: Oppo’s New Reno Ace Phone Can Be Fully Charged In 30 Minutes (Photos) by Yancy(m): 10:50am On Oct 13, 2019
dotedote:


Samsung is from where please ?

Korea oga
Phones / Re: Oppo’s New Reno Ace Phone Can Be Fully Charged In 30 Minutes (Photos) by Yancy(m): 7:13am On Oct 13, 2019
Hmmm. From 170k above. Almost the price of Samsung galaxy S10. Chinko sef don dey cost ohhh

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Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye And Wife, Gloria Celebrate 31st Wedding Anniversary by Yancy(m): 8:13pm On Oct 10, 2019
And one girl was mis-yearning yesterday that guys with 50k salary should not think about marriage. This life self. A lady can marry a rich man today and next 5 years does not have shiishii
Family / Re: 12 Ways A Nigerian Mother Reacts When You Are Not Ready For Marriage by Yancy(m): 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2019
Angelfrost:


You could easily have said "thank you", and moved on... Fewer words. Must everything turn to quarrel??!... Haba!!!

You minding him? That is why he can rant nonsense about his own mother.

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Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Nigeria Friendly: Neymar, Coutinho Lead Brazil Squad, Vinicius Out by Yancy(m): 10:42pm On Sep 22, 2019
Omo shey Brazil wan play world cup final nii. Shuoo...
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Angry At Mohamed Salah In Touchline Bust-up (Photos) by Yancy(m): 8:41am On Sep 01, 2019
Klopp be like 'Ogbeni wa'nbi, kilo shele? Fara bale jo... grin

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Phones / Re: Have Android Updates Become Useless? by Yancy(m): 6:12am On Aug 26, 2019
Ennyhorlar:
True!

I used over 1.4gb to update my phone last week and I was expect some new features after the update.

Walahi.. nothing changed! The only thing that changed was my DATA balance.

I've another update hanging already and olorun mo wipe mi o update any shii
As in eh. When this happened to me, after staying awake to use night data, i was just flipping through the phone looking like someone that had been scammed. undecided
Business / Re: Working In Mortuary Same Experience With Working As Banker – Female Mortician by Yancy(m): 10:51am On Aug 13, 2019
Lovelyn451:
Jesus.. have u work there before?
If you ever have the opportunity to enter there, your orientation on life will change. At least i can testify to the mid three statements even those in sitting position. Don't know about the discussion part.

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Business / Re: Working In Mortuary Same Experience With Working As Banker – Female Mortician by Yancy(m): 10:41am On Aug 13, 2019
The very first and last time i went into a morgue, the distance from where my loved one was placed to the entrance felt like the longest i ever walked in my life as short as it was realistically. Life is indeed a gift.
But those attendants dey try sha. Spoke with thier head there on how he copes and he said he had been in the job since his secondary school days so didn't mean anything to him.
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Shares Photo Of Shiloh, His Son With Nicola Siyo by Yancy(m): 10:15am On Aug 13, 2019
Fertlizer

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Crime / Re: Masquerade Flogged By A Soldier Cries by Yancy(m): 2:09pm On Aug 12, 2019
cool
I didn't know masquerades could talk. Apparently this one got his voice back.

The way God will disgrace them village people.

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Phones / Re: Full Features Of Harmony OS, As Huawei Unveils The OS For All Devices (Photos) by Yancy(m): 8:50am On Aug 11, 2019
Let's wait and see but i feel there's going to be a real competition. Forget that its a Chinese made product but these guys have been really top notch in terms of hardware so expect the unexpected from them in the software area. Besides google has shutdown many of its rival softwares e.g hangouts, google+ etc meaning even their Android can also be rivalled. Huawei could still have underground connections with silicon valley. The coming months is sure to be interesting in the software market.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 9th August 2019 by Yancy(m): 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2019
mperornero:
imagine scoring 4goals first half, them con tie their leg for second half. you guys were lucky to win the champions league last season.

Mechionu diaa!!! Come and collect it now

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