Haba Joe Max, abi na for inside 1942 Daily Times newspaper you scan all this bend-bend picture wey you come post here ?

As I begin dey look ya historical photo very well, e come be like say I see my great-great grandfather for background inside that picture, for where the man stand with other villagers to dey look American Wonder Moto.

BB King, make you play ya guitar small for us o.

Anyway, as you don talk am say na Jihad helicopter we dey look so, wey e be say na Almighty Allah go use him power carry am fly, then true-true the thing nogo need any engine to fly for up and begin dey fire rocket and missile to finish all we Keferi people as we we go dey run gbudu-gbudu for ground like for where grasscutter see hunter for inside garri farm.

E be like say fake Aba-made Seun come dey now, together with the real original Seun wey be our Oga Pata-pata for Nairaland.

Seun001, as e be say you be fake Seun, me I nogo commot my cap to answer ya Big Grammar Lawyer question say whether Bill Gates suppose to leak all him bank secret to Nigeria immigration cunny people before den go gree am come visit Nigeria.

And the only answer be say NO SIR, Bill Gates no suppose to answer a such kind mumu question about him bank balance before he go fit come visit Nigeria.  The heavy-heavy money when the man don spend for Nigeria to helep poor people when dem own gofment don forget, na HIM be the whole visa when the man need- chikena.

If you still dey there dey ask whether  Bill Gates get money or he no get, make you first go ask fish whether he sabi swim, or make you go check whether dog get 4 leg, or whether na from up rain been dey fall.

I see that photo for Punch paper, so make una no decieve yaself, that helicopter na only body when panel-beater take heavy iron make am.  Den don paint am yellow like Catapila, and like Catapila this them local helicopter nogo fly lai-lai so far engine no dey inside am at all, and the body heavy like Catapila.

Na the kind fake helicopter wey nogo fit fly at all you dey see so o, like as the type wey dem dey build for where dem dey make film, na him this man come go build for panel beater workshop, and den begin dey halla say he don build Space Shuttle.

Anyway, monkey no fine but him mama love am.

Oga Denex, make I tell you say na ALL gofment get power to admit VIP people WITHOUT any delay for immigration matter, so far the person when dey visit done invest heavy money for the country wey he want enter, take am do betta for poor people there.

Do you know say during the time when MKO Abiola dey alive, any time when the man land for New York, na SPECIAL EXPRESS AIRPORT VIP ENTRANCE when no get comma, na him them go say make the man pass go outside to enter him limosine, and na him personal assistant go carry MKO passport give US immigration to stamp quick-quick and salute MKO say "Welcome Sir".

If America fit treat MKO with a such kind special respect because of the small cash donation when he dey dash them for black education in Atlanta , then wettin dey cause all this bad-belle against Bill Gates for Nigeria here ? Who go fit talk say he no know say Bill Gates done do many-many good thing when pass MKO record more than thousand times over ? That is why I go shout and repeat am again say any country when don enjoy the man money suppose to respect am and welcome am like for where foreign president don land for airport.

Man pass man, and Bill Gates don pass ordinary person wey immigration go dey delay am for airport over ordinary paper matter.

dudu-bobo:

yanga,

Na money them dey take grant visa? I know sabi say them write am say if you get money, we go give you visa to Nigeria.
abeg make you enlighten me small

Sank you, Dudu, na good question you ask so, and e show say ya brain dey work like wrist watch.

You see, the reason why I dey talk say Bill Gates no suppose to fill any yeye immigration form, come dey expose him bank information, be say THE WHOLE WORLD know already say the man get money surplus yakataaa to visit any country when he like, so if den dey ask other people wey den no know before to supply them bank account number, them no suppose ask that kind stupid mumu question from the man when get money boku pass for this world.

And the reason why Bill Gates no suppose to even need visa to visit Nigeria be say the man don take him money do wettin so many gofment sef no fit do at all. He dey take him money to fund research how we pikin nogo dey die for malaria again, dey take that money to fund health clinic and school for Africa women wey dem own gofment don forget them, dey take that money supply free computer to many Africa school so that we pikin go open eye learn how to use that computer machine to do better thing for this life.

You see, Dudu, my brother, this man Bill Gates been dey perform miracle without yanga and noise, and for my own mind that one don qualify am as HONORARY NIGERIA and AFRICA CITIZEN wey we suppose welcome with open arms, drum and dance any time when the man decide say he get small chance to come take eye see some of the country where he dey do all this wonderful good deed wey our pikin dem pikin sef nogo forget forever anever.

Mr. Socks if you no hear my broken, call ya gardener or maiguard to esprain am for you.   Na the language when I hear well-well, na him I dey use, because I no sabi blow grammar as I no go unifasty.

Monkey no fine but him mama love am.

All these people when just siddon here dey repeat like parrot say Bill Gates no fill him visa form correct, so them no suppose let am enter Nigeria, all of una be comedian when just like to make person laugh by force with ya beer-parlor grammar when no get head.

Wettin dey for the visa form when una dey talk say Bill gates no write answer put ?   I sure say e nogo pass say the man no gree give Nigeria 419 wayo wuru-wuru mago-mago teef immigration big-belle officers all him account number and cash balance so that den go come go siddon for computer begin try to dey write letter to him bank to teef him money.

Na only proper village idiot when just escape come from where den tight am for bush go fit expect say the man when get money pass for the whole world, Bill Gates, go fit gree at all to come begin dey supply all him bank secret to all those hungry long-neck wettin-I-go-chop teef people when dey for Nigeria Immigration office, dey find who dem go suck him blood as den no gree face the work when gofment give them and mind den own business.

Dem suppose to SACK any bonga-head Nigeria Immigration officer when fit mistake stand up come begin dey blow lie say he no know how as Bill Gates get money reach, and how as Bill Gates dey take millions opun millions of that money come to Africa to find way as them go  try save people when malaria dey kill every day, dey take him money dey educate women when Africa man no gree educate, dey take that him money dey build hospital and school all over the world.

Bill Gates na VIP Honorable Guest wey no suppose to fill ANY yeye 419 Immigration form before dem go allow am to come take eye see how as Nigeria people dey spend all the millions of dollars when the man dey donate to save people life for Africa.   Dem suppose welcome somebody like Mr. Gates for airport with correct Africa drum music and young girls when go dance with naked breast to show am how as we love all the GOOD when this man dey do for we country.   Instead of that na so-so bad-belle dey rule.   I pity una.

All of una when still dey shout about that wayo form when Bill Gates no gree fill, I suggest say make una take that form, roll am like siga and smoke am so that una head go begin dey correct small sotay una go gree say Bill Gates no be money-miss-road mumu as una think.

Nobody fit count the number of Nigerian people when army robber dey kill EVERY DAY for Nigeria, whether na for inside den house or for main road.

Nobody go fit know how many Nigerian people enter bus for Lagos and then come see say na kidnapper when go take den head do juju na den get the bus, wey e be say all the people when den capture so go dissappear forever.

Nobody fit sabi how many people Nigeria police don kill for road checking EVERY DAY because den no gree pay bribe to pass, and come take head collect hot bullet.

With all this one when dey happen for Nigeria, some people go still come dey jump up dey halla any time when somebody run mad go shoot another person for America, dey take that one-day news make federal case say na America dey dangerous pass Nigeria.

Na Nigeria get danger pass o, country people, and who no know make e dey pray say make he no take eye see wettin I dey talk. 

Nigeria get danger pass America well well, but if una like to dey dream say na America rough pass because of the few case when una dey hear, no problem, or as hausa man go talk am no " no froblem"

Hmm True Talk, na true talk you talk true-true. Some Musilimu dey expect 7 virgins, some dey expect 70 virgins, and others dey expect 700 virgins as reward for any Musulumi when fit go find Keferi to kill for nothing, BUT wettin all of them believe be say them go fork tire for heaven once wey them don commit that murder finish.

Make I explain am for you easy way.  You see, CRAZE and MADNESS dey different-different and set-by-set, when e be say some type of craze go catch only one man and cause am to commot all him cloth and stop to dey barber him head so that all him biya-biya go come boku like wild animal, and den some special craze come dey wey fit catch many-many people at once when e be say all of them just bust out from Mosque, come begin go dey find Keferi to butcher because of how them Afa for Mosque don promise them say pata-pata at least them go chook onyanya tire for heaven once them don commit that murder finish, because of all the so-so fresh toto them go meet over-guage for ground inside heaven.

See how as these grammar people dey shout say UK no gree give visa to Al Fayed like say na true talk them dey talk.

No be for London inside UK Al Fayed dey live ?   So wettin fit concern am for visa paper, so far say the man get freedom to enter him private jet and travel go come from that London any time when he like ?

Make una dey check ya story say na true before you begin dey nak am here o, country people, because e wan be like say una dey think say na so-so villager dey here dey read ya big-big lie. Make I take my whistle blow am say fa-fa-fa-foul for this una lie-lie !

Monkey no fine, but him mama love am

EagleU, na true talk you talk so. Look this man when teef 35 million pounds from state treasury, come go hide am for London bank, take the remainder buy house up and down for Britain.

Instead make him country people suspect am say na for where one man go fit see that kind heavy money if no be say he teef am for treasury, na rejoice dem dey rejoice when news reach them say the man don bribe one Lagos court to write magistrate order say make London police no go sieze that stolen money and property for UK.

All these mumu people when dey dance dey praise the man when loot all their gofment treasury finish, if dem fit manage see person when teef ordinary 5 naira fish for market, dem go line up to beat am to death and burn him dead body with moto tire, say na teef wey God don catch am.

All this matter prove say Nigeria people really love BIG teef when dey chop the whole of gofment treasury, but them HATE small teef when hungry force am to carry 5 naira fish.

As them don catch this bastard popotamus yansh woman say na Ogbologbo thief, them suppose to carry am throway for prison 1-2, now-now, and them suppose to put am for general cell for where so-so army robber and rapist dey plenty well-well, so that them go fit give am proper welcome wey e be say them go beat am to death and bury am for inside prison yard, or cut the woman meat pieces take am do suya.

If na true talk say this thief-woman dey for that position because Obasanjo dey Bleep am, that one show say Obasanjo self fit Bleep dead-body when don dey draw like okra, because person when get taste for woman nogo fit touch this kind UGLY ELEPHANT-YANSH POPOTAMUS WOMAN when no even fit speak common primary 2 English upon the "Speaker" title them give am , wey him face dey ugly reach to make man pikin fear like bad deam, wey all him body swell up like dead-body when spend a month dey rotten for inside river. 

If them no gree send am go jail, make them carry am go Lagos hand over for area boys and tell them say na this kind pen-robber na him no let them see work and chop-money.  Them nogo waste time to tear the popotamus yansh woman pieces and throway wettin remain for inside gutter.

Na shame dey catch the person when dey halla say all this picture of 419 people say na fake photo.

Na trick dem trick dem to pose for all those REAL picture, and na the people when dey work for 419eater.com dey trick dem.

The people when take those photo don first send 419 email PLENTY all over the world, dey promise imaginary millions of dollars to any idiot when go first send awoof cash to them by Western Union.

Na from there the 419eater people go come reply them say, OK, if una want make I send you money as e be say na mumu you call me, make YOU first pose for picture when you go carry signboard for hand wey dey abuse yaself, and put fresh fish for inside ya mouth.

Not knowing say the oyibo when dey promise to pay money for that photo NOGO pay KOBO lai-lai, the Nigerian 419 idiot go begin dey dream of how dem go spend the awoof dollar when dem don promise to send from oyibo land.

Once that GREEDINESS don scatter the 419 wayo people mind, dem go pose for ANY kind of picture when the oyibo go order them to pose, no matter how stupid, because already Nigerian 419 people don believe say all oyibo for this world na money-miss-road mumu when go fit like foolish picture as e be say all of them dey craze before.

Once the 419 letter writer don get reply say money go soon come, the kind of picture when them nogo gree pose and take no dey at all. If na to open yansh or toto or blokos, them go open am for picture. If na to carry signboard when everybody go dey laugh am, dem go carry am take picture. I sure say if somebody order 419 letter writer to take picture where he dey kill him own mama and den roast an chop, them go kill them mama, roast am and take picture for where them dey chop them mama true-true.

Country people, GREEDINESS get power pass drink, smoke and cocaine, to make person do something when even craze man go fear to do. If you no believe say na so, look how all the people for those picture dey frown them face SERIOUS like say that picture when them take na job application requrement.

If you wan laugh tire make you visit 419eater.com and look inside them "Trophy Room" there.

Na so-so India people dem put for British Embassy for Nigeria, and NOBODY for this world dey PREJUDICE, POMPOUS, CUNNING and CORRUPT like India people.  Go see how as dem dey discriminate against dem own people for India, dem overpopulated, dirty country.

Caste System when dey operate for India mean say dem dey categorise them own people according to how dark or light dem skin dey.  Dark India people no get ANY right for dem own country, and na only dirty work like street sweeper or dead body cremator dem dey let dark-skin India people do, and lai-lai dem nogo allow dark skin India person go mistake marry light skin India person.

If you see how India people take hate DEM OWN country people when take style black small, den you nogo  surprise how as India people come take hate real black Africa man like say na bad snake dem take eye see.  


Wettin me I know be say the person when from London come go decide say na ONLY India people dem go send to work for inside British Embassy for Nigeria, that person really HATE Nigeria no be small thing, and I pray say make slow sickness kill that person with him bad belle, together with the mad dog when born am. Amen.

Na so-so India people dem put for British Embassy for Nigeria, and NOBODY for this world dey PREJUDICE, POMPOUS, CUNNING and CORRUPT like India people. Go see how as dem dey discriminate against dem own people for India, dem overpopulated, dirty country.

Caste System when dey operate for India mean say dem dey categorise them own people according to how dark or light dem skin dey. Dark India people no get ANY right for dem own country, and na only dirty work like street sweeper or dead body cremator dem dey let dark-skin India people do, and lai-lai dem nogo allow dark skin India person go mistake marry light skin India person.

If you see how India people take hate DEM OWN country people when take style black small, den you nogo surprise how as India people come take hate real black Africa man like say na bad snake dem take eye see.


Wettin me I know be say the person when from London come go decide say na ONLY India people dem go send to work for inside British Embassy for Nigeria, that person really HATE Nigeria no be small thing, and I pray say make slow sickness kill that person with him bad belle, together with the mad dog when born am. Amen.

Haba e be like say you like that grammar no be small thing o, Babylove. If no be so you nogo quote the same writing 3 times for inside the same post. Abi the man owe you money ?

Open gutter like this picture dey for all of Nigeria town. So una dey talk say to mention am say na true, say that one na insult to Nigeria ?

I beg o, Oga Bigi Belle, na YOU when you dey try to deny say a such kind gutter dey throughout Nigeria, na YOU dey insult Nigeria because you been dey happy as all Nigeria gutter dey so dirty, and dey open where person when no look ground fit mistake fall inside and broke leg or even broke head and die self.

Nigeria gutter system NA BIG BIG BIG SHAME, when the whole world dey witness and laugh. All these politician when dey take una money build mansion for dem ashawo girlfriend, dem dey travel go oversea, and dem know say underground gutter system when get concrete cover dey for this world, but instead to build am for Nigeria, dem go chop all the money, clean mouth, and begin dey halla say make nobody insult dem country.

Na god go solder dem yash, together with all dem supporter wey dey shout say make nobody point to any bad thing for dem country.

Late Funso Williams dey answer from him grave say " Had I known I for no go give that 5-naira ashawo belle, and this bastard when dey bear my name for no get chance to use him position as governor to dey pass jungle law against Lagos women "

Na so we see am o, Xcris. Some people never die yet but Sharia don already put dem for inside hell when no get comma.

Why you dey ask wettin cause when man dey fork man for Hausa land ?  

Or you no dey hear say for Sharia part of Nigeria them dey arrest and jail any man when mistake go talk to woman for outside, so far that woman no be him wife.

Or you no hear say for Sharia part of Nigeria, them get SEPARATE bus to carry woman, and SEPARATE bus to carry man, so that man and woman nogo siddon for inside the same moto, so that the man them prick nogo even fit smell toto for far place.

Or you no hear say all woman for Sharia zone of Nigeria must to wear masquerade cloth when go cover all them body from head to toes, wey e be say person when look am go think say na evil spirit dey go so.

I just dey pity any man when dey for Northern Nigeria and think say him go fit sample some different-different  toto  before him pick one to marry, as boys dey do for all other part of Nigeria when Sharia Bin Laden law no dey.  Man pikin when try that system for Sharia state go meet himself for inside jail quick-quick, after them don flog am blanla finish.

As them hate to see woman for Republic of Sharialand, and as them no dey gree make man and woman meet at all, na him dey force all those Hausa boys when never marry to kuku begin dey take them prick dey find shit for inside another man yansh.   And o, the part when dey make person laugh for this matter be say Sharia no dey ban that man to man shit collection system, but them dey ban normal man to woman enjoyment when e be say na the kind enjoyment when born all of us enter for this life, both man and woman.

I pity any man when dey for suffer-head under Sharia system, country people, because untill such man manage escape go live for Christian area, woman go dey hungry am sotay he go nearly run mad, but if he mistake go meet any girl to jist small, NA JAIL.   Chei !   Na which kind God be this when go dey allow a such madness to continue "in the name of God" ?

Any time when you see say woman dey abuse one particular man and them no gree leave am alone, na him be say DEM LIKE AM, and them dey take style dey force conversation with am.

Na you I dey salute so  o, Amusule, because how as all this woman them dey halla your name every minute, I go talk true say me I dey jealous you no be small.   I sure say if you give them ya phone number, you go come see how as them dey phone you every day to find way come dey follow you take picture for London for inside ya office.   

Amusule na beg I dey beg o.  When you don select the one when you like out of all those woman when no gree stop to dey call ya name, make you allow me to see one wey go let me too testify say my own eye don see wonder when mouth no fit talk am.

Proliferating rumours that Ayatollah Fahola is a regular customer in Amsterdam's red light district have yet to be confirmed, but if they are true then perhaps Fashola's "morality crusade" in Lagos is nothing but an attempt by a sex-obsessed overgrown boy to remove all reminders of his European holiday pastime from the streets of Lagos.