₦airaland Forum

Chei !   Water don pass garri for this discussion o.   Wettin me I know be say if I manage hear say my wife don begin dey sell she toto for million upon million of America dollar, the only question when I go ask am go be say :

[size=14pt]My darling, na wettin me ya husband go fit see chop inside this ya market when you dey sell so, as landlord concern ?[/size]

bodsibobo:
'O ma se o'! Haa, Iku naa l'o wa so eniyan nla di igi itayin bayi'!

Translation: "What a pity? It is death that has now turned a great man into a toothpick like this"

This same MKO, that fellow Nigerians are now rubbishing on this thread, is the same man that one of ANC major stalwarts, whom I happened to meet recently was speaking so highly of, and telling me many good things MKO did for the struggle in South Africa, and Africa (part of which helped them to get their freedom today) which even Nigerians are not aware of.

Anyway, didn't the Bible say something about a great person not being accepted in his own country?

Well, I never met MKO, I never worked in any of his companies and I never directly benefited from his wealth, but I can only describe him in one word;
to me he was 'PHENOMENAL'.

Bobo if to say you be woman I for dey hug you for this ya true word.

Na the time when Baba MKO come die, na him all these people come dey insult am, BUT all those THOUSANDS of poor student dem, from Africa to America, when don do better for life because of MKO sponsorship, dem nogo forget Baba, and na every day dem go dey pray make him soul rest in peace.

Wonderment.   So Mr. Poster believe say him go fit pick phone begin dey jist with Mike Adenuga like for where person dey phone him in-law for village ?

Even if them give you the man email or phone number, you think say na the man himself go answer such call or email ?

Mike Adenuga go get personal assistant full ground like soldier, and all those assistant them go get SEVERAL personal assistant EACH, and each of those junior assistant go also get him own personal assistant sotay na ordinary gardener or maiguard go dey answer ya phone call before them go come pass ya message through about 10 level of personal assistant, before them go come throway ya matter for round file ( dustbin )

Best of luck my brother.   Fowl go get teeth, and snake go wear trouser before you go hear Mike Adenuga voice for ya handset.        Mumu

Na jealousy dey worry dem, Gr8Pikin. Them no fit believe say any Nigeria person dey at all when fit get money how as MKO get am, wey e nogo be say na teef e teef am.

I sure say all these biggi grammar people when dey abuse Abiola, na the same people when for dey dance follow Abiola, dey take MKO name sing if to say the man still dey this life to dey serve dem money.

Monkey no fine, but him mama love am.

And for ya information, dem don designate this forum as NO slowpoke AREA, and na towing vehicle and area boys go deal with anybody when try to complain over this new law.

Seabiotics na only you and PHD holder for English literature go sabi the meaning of all this long story when you type so. Anyway, you sabi type plenty English, and plenty paper don cover with ya fine writing.

Thank you sir. Next !

SSK8BOARDG:
femi kuti has aid it all in " wonder" na pastor life dey better the people dey suffer,shey na this our sonsumer nation mentality we wan take to be greatest country in the world? where warehouses and factories are folding up and turning to churches. what index is adeboye going to use to measure our progress, or what school of economics is he from? maybe we can be the greatest if they use gross spiritual product. allu so called defenders of adeboye and his cohorts are just a bunch of gullible psychophants. RELIGION IS TRULY THE OPIUM OF THE POOR

Ha ha ha ha, yeee-paripa, Skateboard don kill me finish o.  Factory warehouse don turn to church throughout Nigeria, and na Gross Spiritual Product them dey manufacture there.  Ha ha ha yee,  all my belle dey pain me for this laugh o, abeg Skateboard make you pity me now.  Na that Gross Spiritual Product we go chop belle-full for Pastor Adeboye Nigeria, and na him we go dey export to Oyibo land together with we crook oil.

Anyway, make we await hot reply from all this Adeboye him disciples them, as e be say den still dey busy for where them dey shak correct bible OPIUM for inside them cattle shed beside Lagos Expressway, because I sure say when them finish that OPIUM smoke come begin dey wake up, them eye go red well-well, and them go come ready to reply all this heavy artillery when Skateboard been dey take scatter them this morning.

Battle don start o.  Everybody take cover.    Skateboard, make you ready for this OPIUM war wey you don start o, and remember say GOD ( Pastor Adeboye ) dey ready to join the battle and begin dey shout, dey sweat like mad person, dey see vision, see miracle, see signs and wonders, dey speak in TONGUES, dey quote bible upon bible sotay person wey no strong go fall down at once begin dey convulse for ground .   Ha ha ha ha I go look free show tire today o,  Praise the Lord.  Ha ha ha ha    Na today be today.

Miquest I forget to mention say na check I go take pay my money ( teeth) to Adeboye for Redeem Camp, but my bank manager done assure me say the check nogo bounce, so far I no withdraw another money for the account till Adeboye don go cash him own.

I sure say you go fit explain am for me how as my own gain go plenty reach for this deal, and whether dem fit call police if my payment check go mistake bounce after when I don carry that 1000% profit wey Adeboye promise me, come go hide for my village.

Wettin me I know be say any person when dey teef arm go one day face the long harm of the law, no matter how the person arm himself reach.

Every day for the arm robber, one day for the torso.

That picture wey den snap for under bridge come resemble the place wey dem just fight war finish, but no be war, na the real Nigeria life una dey see so, and some people go dey sleep under that bridge for on top all that pit when night come.

Nearly 2 thousand people don read this matter of Redeem Camp dem oga, whether na wayo-cunning man or na God personal assistant, and till now the argument never get head, so I just get only one question wey I go ask any Redeem Camp supporters when dey here to defend Pastor Adeboye.

The question wey I been want to ask be say if I give Pastor Adeboye ten thousand naira, na how much be the amount wey dem go write for the check when Adeboye go give me to go cash for heaven ?  

Another question be whether den go let me sell that Redeem Camp check to another person, come put small gain for pocket, if to say I never ready to go heaven yet, but I still get wettin I go fit take the money do.

Please o, make una helep me for this investment question when I get for this my ten thousand naira wey I want to go dash dem for Redeem Camp.

Una grammar don dey too much.

Na ordinary electric light when no dey for Nigeria, na him dey kill us, and na all those biggi-belle teef people when no gree make light no dey at all for Nigeria because of how den dey gain for this darkness, na them be the san-sand when dey we garri.

Yee-paripa, Oga Pain, all this ya mathematics don carry me fall down gbiri-gidi-gbo, like for where person drink Sapele wata belle full.

Hmmm, If those green man mistake go land for near where you dey, them fit carry you enter them round aeroplane come take scissors cut ya brain put for bottle to take am go for where them dey live for Mars, and from there come download all that mathematics to take teach them pikin.

Na the same work Babalawo Juju Man and Pastor Adegboye dey do.


And that work no pass say to take cunning way and sweet talk collect people money.


Anytime if una see where person dey shout say na him be god messenger, just take style grip ya wallet or purse well-well with power, because na for where you keep ya money, na there that "messenger" eye done dey take style face o, country people.

Hmmm Monkey dey work, baboon when wear pastor cloth dey chop.

PAPABOMBOY:
Mr Viperman,
how are you sir? How is madam, she let you sleep lastnite?
Pickin nko?

Ehem, my Oga, e get one other thing wey i wan yarn with you.
I no tell you say my pickin BomBoy don reach age to work and I wan send am to you to learn sell moto.
Nah very good pickin and all im teeth never fall.
So that one let me know say im no dey fight when i no dey house.
Oga I don tire
Area rough and the wey i dey look e be like say im go spend christmas for your place the wey you dey sell motor
Please, Bomboy nah professional vulcunizer, una fit need am
Abeg help

Papa Bomboy you never pay ya credit finish for all the palmie wey you and ya people come drink for my beer parlor last weekend, but I no vex as you never disappoint like this one before.

This ya pikin when you been want to send am go do voganaiza for Oga Viper workshop, I no think say den go take am because na rich man moto wey den tire no dey leak at all, na him Viper dey sell only o, and even if them tire mistake go bust, them no dey repair am with voganiaza at all because na change them go kuku change the whole moto, come go buy new moto for America to show we again say true-true, man pass man.

Instead of Voganaiza, na palm-wine tapper or maiguard be the work when you for send that ya pikin to go learn, after when he don finish him study for Unifasty, and he don come take that 20 thousand buy degree paper to decorate ya parlor for village.   If you decide say you go pay me for this my free advice, meet me for under Oshodi Bridge tomorow by 12 sharp, and make you no bring check-book beacuse na only cash I sabi.

Oga pain, make you do softly with all this ya grammar when no get head.

As I dey struggle to read the drunkard English when you scratch down like fowl wey dey search for corn, na so I come realise say either you self come from outer space, or you dey write something wey e be say only those green man from outer space go fit understand am.

Anyway, all well and good. Monkey no fine, but him mama love am.

Ha ha ha, so na so Muslim woman dey dress for swimming ? Oh God, my prick don wake up tear my trouser GBUWA, as I dey take eye look that Muslim woman wey dey baf, complete with black gloves wey nogo let us see ordinary the woman hand.

If na so Muslim dem hate to see woman body sotay them go force dem to wear masquerade cloth cover all body even for inside swimming pool, why dem no kukuma deport all those woman commot for dem country so that e go be say na only man pikin dem and camel go remain for dem useless country ?

At least once woman don finish for them country, na by force dem go begin dey fork those camel wey dem dey take do taxi there. The only problem when fit come happen after those Muslim man begin dey marry camel be say small time dem go come dey force the camel dem to wear masquerade as woman concern.

Ha ha ha. Oh this laugh too much o. Poster I thank you for this picture, but I still come dey wonder how dem woman dey dress when dem husmand wan chook dem. Maybe dem go cut small hole for inside that masquerade so that prick go dey take style enter without need to commot all that black tent when dem take cover the toto and yansh.

Deeman, make I explain one thing.  Once when somebody don enter ya house for night, time nogo dey for you to find out whether na gun them hold for hand or whether na cutlass or stick, because them self nogo tell you wettin dey them hand after when them don broke ya house door enter for where ya family dey sleep.

If you get gun for house and something sound gbosa for ya front door for night, or even for afternoon self, God nogo pity you at all if you just hold that ya gun siddon dey beg the people when don take by-force enter ya house to teef and kill as them like.

Person when get sense go do as this man do, and them gun go answer one-2 without delay.  Any person enter my own house go face hot bullet, as e be say I don trust God to separate sinner from saint once when all of them done reach heaven gate finish.

Totochopper, na the same work me and you dey do, and me I sabi to chop toto no be small thing. I no dey take that work play at all, but anyway na because of this ya car na him I write you, as fellow toto chopper concern.

I been want to know whether you go gree sell that Toyota yanga moto for me, make I come dey pay you ten Muritala per month for the next 60 years till I done pay am finish.

That moto go dey useful for me to dey take am patrol to dey find toto to chop up and down, and to take am go for my second working place for bush where I been dey tap palm wine and cook Sapele wata to sell.

Please reply me in time, as e be say dem done begin dey brush one area to dey park the moto near my hut for inside this bush, and I don promise all my wife dem say new oyibo moto done ready to land for we house. I trust say you nogo disappoint, and God go let you see plenty more toto wey you go dey chop till you belle-full. Amen.

Our Oga Suen don repeat am tire say make them PRIVATISE electrical power generation for Nigeria, and SACK, JAIL or EXECUTE all those biggi-belle thief when gofment put there to suffer Nigeria people with them dead and rotten company when no fit light ordinary candle , NEPA or PHCN.

Before the time when them privatise phone network for Nigeria, those bastard teef when dey work for NITEL them go just kak seat for them office dey teef any gofment money when touch them hand, and then come dey do yanga dey order and direct people to come line up for them dirty stinking office to use 1932 dead phone wey no dey kuku work at all. 

Now as e be say private phone company dey plenty for Nigeria, na HUNGRY dey kill all those ignorant monkey NITEL teef people now, as them nogo fit see customer for this life again, so far private phone dey easy as ABC to buy and use.   And na the same hungry go kill all those baboon when gather themself siddon for PHCN office to dey pretend say them get work when them dey do pass that everyday teef together with lie-lie idiot promise say light go reach Nigeria for the year 2099 after we all don die and bury since.   

If gofment announce tomorow say them need volunteer people when go help them take cutlass butcher PHCN workers and managers them, me I go rush go there with my sharp cutlass to join hand demonstrate my hatred and vex for those bastard them body, and take them blood baf.

All these big-belle pastor dem be teef, and na from poor people dem dey take wayo promise dey collect all dem chop-money salary put for pocket, come begin dey shout for church say na God dey use all that money when dem dey collect. Abi na naira dem dey spend for heaven ? Me I no even know say dem dey use money there at all self.

If na true talk say God dey, and say God get power and sense pass any man, na him be say God nogo need my money to take am perform any miracle, because him power suppose to pass wettin man pinkin money fit do. In the end na army robber go visit all this teef pastor for dem house, one by one, to send dem go meet dem God for heaven after when dem done sieze the money when dem hide for house.

Cunning man die. Cunny man bury am.

Look how madness dey affect person differrent-different. Instead make the woman go back to dem village for Congo to siddon for ground dey chop Congo-meat there and forget about how white man hate am, this MUMU IDIOT woman go take petrol baf and carry matches come take fire turn herself to roasted Congo-Meat when nobody go fit chop.

Maybe when the woman reach heaven, God go tell am whether white man don stop to dey hate black people for Belgium.