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Crime › Re: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by yankeypha: 3:51pm On Dec 10, 2016

That boy may be a wizard, he may change to rat or fly and hide there, I guest is God that hold him not to turn to rat he was stranded.

Business › Re: MMM Participants In Fear As Ultimate Cycler Crashes by yankeypha: 7:42pm On Dec 06, 2016

izzou:
You make no sense

No offense intended

you can't understood me till you received my format, you will fall like maga way pay me money last week.

Business › Re: MMM Participants In Fear As Ultimate Cycler Crashes by yankeypha: 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2016

izzou:
By the way, am not an mmm participant.

And why cry more than the bereaved? If they decide to waste it on a scam, is it your headache?

Give me your email address make I trow Next of kin format to you, kind of you must fall, and you must not involve 3rd party, some guymen know where am heading to.

Business › Re: MMM Participants In Fear As Ultimate Cycler Crashes by yankeypha: 7:26pm On Dec 06, 2016

izzou:
Una don start again

Is it your money?
Is it your crashing?
Is it your heartbreak?

I smell Fp anyway

because you inverted only 12.500k

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Christianity Etc › Re: MMM Is Demonic Says Apostle Suleiman, Participants React by yankeypha: 10:52am On Dec 06, 2016

Since 5 days now, the one they call ultimate has not been available, they said they have network problem, now I use it to teach my sister that is mad about mmm, and I thank God her eyes has open, since that five days now what of does that invest 2 million k, what situation they are going right now? Even people that put 12.500k are crying now,

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Is All About Money And Fast Foods.. Pls Advise by yankeypha: 6:29am On Dec 05, 2016

gedtalks:
My people pleaseeee I need sincere advise here. Your advise will definitely guide me on the next step to take.

There is a beautiful girl I've been considering getting married to, but the way she requests money and fast food is making her look very ... lol.. "hungry" and opportunistic to me. The values she sees in a man seem to me like its basically what he will BUY for her. I confess that I made matters worse initially by "fast fooding" each time we meet... Now I think she sees me like a free lunch at crunchies. If I call her in the afternoon, she says I'm hungry.. its so irritating now.. in fact I lost a lot of regards for her..but she doesn't know yet.

Recently she asked me for some money and I refused very politely..she said she was "disappointed".

I wonder if she even loves any other thing about me asides the MONEY I WILL GIVE HER. she pays ABSOLUTELY NO attention the things I want her to see in me...like level of maturity, my leadership skills, I taught she was just being childish, but lately I discovered its just her nature. her ideology about a guy is WHAT WILL I GET FROM HIM.. I might dump her .. i wont even talk to her about it. please advise me

Don't dump her, She is better than does girl that use to pretend there own attitude, what of if she is your star wife? If you marry that Girl you will never lack food in your house, just talk to her she will understand that you are talking about marriage not friendship, Some Girls when you meet them at first time they will eat small food, but once you finish marrying her, she will eat 2 plate of food.

Events › Re: 20-Year-Old Man Marries 40-Year-Old Woman (Photos) by yankeypha: 6:02am On Dec 05, 2016

For my own understanding, that boy is representing his elder bros that leaves abroad, or his elder brother died and he is the next person to remarry her. Igbos do respect culture.

Crime › Re: Eiye & Viking Cultists Clash In AuchiPoly, Five Feared Dead by yankeypha: 7:44pm On Nov 28, 2016

I dey carry the bag dey waker, but I thank God I have throw the bag into the sea, leaving a normal life, I thank God for saving my life in school then.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Lists Reasons Why Igbo Men Are The Best Husbands/boyfriends by yankeypha: 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2016

UmuEri:
Same here. Send me pm plssss

wow you can send me your Facebook name let me add you,

Christianity Etc › Re: God Says We Should Not Kill, But How Will A Professional Soldier Cope In War? by yankeypha: 2:47pm On Nov 27, 2016

GossipHeart:

Who is that your imaginary God ??

When did he tell you that ??

Who wrote that Bible you've been reading ?? God ?? I guess he wrote the Bible and gave it to the mailman to go give it to the world ??

The same God that killed everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah ??

The same God that killed every first born in Egypt, innocent kids that did nothing to him ( Exodus 12:29)

The same God that killed 500,000 innocent Israelites (2 chronicle 13:15-18)

The same God that killed 14,000 people for complaining that he keeps killing them (Numbers 16:41-49)

The same God that had 42 children mauled by bears (2 Kings 2:23-24)

The same God that slaughtered a whole Tribe and their virgins for not showing up at a role call (Judges 21:1-23)

The same God that helped Samson kill innocent 40 men just because Samson lost his bet (Judges 14:11-19)

The same God that killed a man for not having sex with his brother's wife (Genesis 38:9-10)

This is the reason i will continue to love and respect white people, look at what only one white guy did to the whole world, they got the whole world thinking and believing that there is someone called God and Jesus

Heaven is a scam

Hell is a scam

Jesus is a scam

God is a scam
WHO gave you life? Who created you? Muslim, Christians, even Mami water recognise God, but you open your rubbish
mount and insulting God, the mighty in battle, everlasting God, May God visit you.
Religion is a scam

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Lists Reasons Why Igbo Men Are The Best Husbands/boyfriends by yankeypha: 4:16pm On Nov 26, 2016

UmuEri:
your mention brought me here. Are you from Umueri?

yes , am from umueri oke ebo

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Lists Reasons Why Igbo Men Are The Best Husbands/boyfriends by yankeypha: 12:23pm On Nov 26, 2016

realBliss:
abu m nwa afor Igbo....

reporting from IMO state. ...

otuocha, guess you know where I am from

be specific, your home town can never be otucoha, ether you from my town umueri or aguleri, anyway we are the best.

Celebrities › Re: Arike Gold: "I Hate Poverty, My Husband Will Kneel And Also Cook For Me" by yankeypha: 7:47pm On Nov 24, 2016

I knew one lady far back, when ever a man came to marry her, she and her mom will be laughing the Guy at there back of there house, her mon use to tell her that she will marry a rich, tall man, that time she was very young and beautiful, but now she is 45years, she is always quelling with her mon that she is the one that course her not to marry.

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by yankeypha: 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2016

Noblesoul123:
WORDS ON MARBLE - The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to #MMM.The world of Monkeys!

Nice idioms

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shot Dead In The US by yankeypha: 6:35pm On Nov 22, 2016

Some of Drivers in abroad do sell drug, they use it to pass market, that's why is good to marry early, I thank God I have 2 beautiful kids.

Celebrities › Re: Why Is Peter Okoye Sitting Like A Woman In This Photo With Dangote? by yankeypha: 6:24pm On Nov 22, 2016

Peter is too close to him, is not good atll, look as he do his hand like sexy lady, No No no is not matured picture, is irritating me, big boy do sit comfortable.

Family › Re: This Guy Celebrates His Mum Who Sold Food By The Roadside For 30 Years by yankeypha: 10:32am On Nov 22, 2016

I remember when I will be sick in the midnight mum will wake up, rub me all the medication she knew just to save my life, and she will not sleep till day brake, I love you mum, I am thinking what type of best cloth I will buy for you this xmass when I am coming down east, I appreciate you mum.

Christianity Etc › Re: "Witches & Wizards In Nigeria, Leave Me Alone": Lady Living In USA Publicly Begs by yankeypha: 1:51am On Nov 22, 2016

Your problem is from marine kingdom, you are holding there property
Try and return it and be free, may be in days back you think you are well delivered before, but you are still holding there woven, you can deliver your self by doing better 3 days dry fasting with sam 35, you will see different when you finish it.

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Crime › Re: Ghanaian Woman Sets Nigerian Husband, In-law Ablaze (pics) by yankeypha: 1:36am On Nov 22, 2016

Many Nigerian Big boys has die Because of Ghana woman, if they want take your property, they will grand bottle use it to cook food for their Nigerian man, ghana woman hate nigerian with passion they will pretend they love you, there women love forking every man they see, some nigeria that is in prison is because of woman matter, I thank
God that I am now enjoying in my country.

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Politics › Re: Buhari To Travel To Equatorial Guinea For Africa-arab Summit by yankeypha: 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2016

There is nothing good coming out from arab, only bombing, and killing innocent people, God of Israel will expose them, there mission will fail.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Jailed In The UK After Lady Tapes Him Sexually Assaulting Her by yankeypha: 11:12am On Nov 18, 2016

I do remember vividly, my father always telling me, my son if you want to leave longer in life and achieve a better goal,I should stay away From women and drink, and I did it, and benefit much. Thanks dad

Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode: ''I Met With Nnamdi Kanu, Made Friends With Boko Haram Prisoners'' by yankeypha: 9:35pm On Nov 16, 2016

Fani my man, I like everything about him, no weapon forming about you shall ever prosper,

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Crime › Re: 'One Nigeria Is A Lie'- Husband Of Igbo Trader Killed In Kano Over Blasphemy by yankeypha: 10:05pm On Nov 14, 2016

The most painful part of it is that, after killing innocent people they will be proudly saying that there religion is a peaceful religion, I remember when I was very small, I went for holidays in sokoto, kebi, we went to church with my cousin, almagiri boys will come to our face, draw Jesus at cross and use long nail and be nailing him, if we try shout with them they will bring knife to kill us, now if we Christians draw there mohamed, just cartoon form, they will start killing us, wicked religion. God of Israel will be fighting for us.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Christ Is The Saviour Of The World by yankeypha: 7:19am On Nov 07, 2016

Your are now insulting Jesus Christ because you are a muslim. If I draw only your Mohammad cartoon right now and insult him, you people will start killing innocent Christians, wicked and heartless religion.

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