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Travel › Re: Hail Storm In Abeokuta by yankite(m): 4:00am On May 06, 2012

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Celebrities › Re: Kelis Called ‘kunta Kinte,’ ‘disgusting Nigerian’ @ London Airport by yankite(m): 3:57pm On Sep 15, 2011

@Thiefofhearts,just wanted to give you some fact about Naija yansh kissing assumption of the white men

1 A naija man will only kiss ur behind when he knows he wants to get your money in return.

2 A naija man overseaes that has no papers is the only nigerian that will be so humble to take whatever insult from white men.

3 most naija people abroad doesn't have the intension to stay there forever,moreover no be my village abi no be to make money and go back home to venture in some lucrative stuff.

4 We don't have any history of racial inequality so it doesn't really cut across to a nigerian like dem other blacks who have strong history of racism,for a nigerian as long as hin no affect the money him go make.

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Music/Radio › Re: List Of Nigerian Radio Stations That Are Online (stream) by yankite(m): 11:47am On Aug 02, 2011

www.wazobiafm.com try dat and u are guaranteed to get hooked

Music/Radio › Re: Ibu Onye - Morachi - Is he Better Than D'banj?? by yankite(m): 3:29pm On Jun 28, 2011

rapjunkie:
i agree with you. . . . . but when Morachi first came out he modelled himself on d'banj. . . .

how could he modell on someone he came out b4 or have you forgotten when
morachi first came out with his animated video,years b4 tongolo came out.

Romance › Re: Love Portion Wahalah: Please Don't Try This At Home! by yankite(m): 2:05pm On Mar 06, 2011

henryobed1:
I never believed that love potions exits till I saw this.

Being in love is probably one of the nicest feelings. What makes it extra special is if the person you are in love with feels the same way towards you.

There are times when the person you are in love with does not reciprocate the feeling. If you really like the person, you may think of ways to get that person’s attention and make him/her fall in love with you. You may go out of your way to please that person by giving gifts and doing thoughtful things. These ideas may work but what if it doesn’t?

It is believed that in the era of witches and witchcraft, lovers were bewitched. The witches waved their wands and cast spells on their resistant lovers. These witches were known to have used love elixir. It is also called a love potion.

Love potions are sweet and intoxicating substances. It may give sensual and erotic feelings when drunk. Love potions are believed to have the power to make a person fall in love with whomever gave it to them. It needs to be drunk at the right time with the right chant to make the power work. Interesting, huh?

Here are the steps on how to make a love potion:

Brew the love potion at the right time. The right timing is important and crucial when making the love potion. Otherwise, its power may not work correctly. The perfect timing should be at the time when the moon is waxing, and this is between before midnight and early dawn.

Prepare the white candle. Your name should be carved together with the person’s name you wish to give the love potion to on a white pillar candle. Light the candle and place it on top of a table. After this, you need to light two votive candles and set both on either side of the white pillar candle.

Prepare the tea. You need the following ingredients for the tea: two fresh leaves of mint, two fresh leaves of lemon, two teaspoons of loose-leaf black tea, 1/8 teaspoon of nutmeg, thyme, rosemary and cinnamon, one teaspoon of sugar or honey, and two cups of plain water. Gather all ingredients and brew them in a teakettle. Before the tea boils, pour it in a mug. Let it cool.

Chant the magic words. While you are letting the tea cool down, chant these magic words: “By the light of this waxing moon, I create this tea to make (say the name of the person) fall in love with me.”

Contemplate on the person. Ponder on the person while you are letting the candles burn for a while.

Serve the love potion to the person. Give the brewed love potion to the person. Let him/her drink it.

We can do just about anything when we are in love. Making a love potion is just one of the crazy things we can do to make a person fall in love with us. There are lot of other things that we can try, and being in love makes it all worth our while.

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That ur love portion too get wahala ojare,habba see all the the ingredient wey person go use sef
come still dey wait for moon to wax,guys listen up una no need this kin portion a cheaper and straight foward
way na to find better red neck lizzard kill it but make sure the body is still intact,buy a ring that fits ur finger,open the lizzard
mouth put the ring for hin mouth for seven days,and on the seventh day remove the ring from the lizzards mouth,you can disinfect with any disinfectant product to ensure that ur finger don't get infected from the ring being in the lizzards decayed body,were the ring for hand and any woman wey u slap hin nyansh is game
a trail will convince you guys its call "oruka amun do"

Romance › Re: American Needs Help by yankite(m): 1:32pm On Mar 06, 2011

imari honey, hw ar you long time no solution,babe don't you think we should put ur deepest fears
out there,maybe there might be a reasonable solution from one the peeps up in here.Just suggesting
tho not trying to be a "kiss and tell dude" wink

Romance › Re: "why Is It That Almost Only Ugly Guys Approach Me?" by yankite(m): 7:32am On Feb 27, 2011

msnigeria:
A colleague of mine expressed her concern to me some days ago but I didn't know exactly how to respond or what the real truth is. I personally admit that she is a pretty girl; I would rate her beauty on the scale of 8/10. She is also a nice and down to earth person. She's concerned that, most times, only ugly guys approach her and wants to know why. She said a lot of people commend her beauty and is surprised cute guys (or at least average looking ones) don't approach her. So, what do you guys think? Why do ugly guys approach pretty girls (not to say they shouldn't pursue beautiful things too, but this is just based on someone's personal concern), let's leave out "looks don't matter" in this issue please. Thanks!!!

Well like the saying goes"one mans food is anothers poising"just becuz ur freind is beautifull doesn't necessarily
means that she would get Desmond elliot to come ask her out,i mean that if she is more beautifull than that picture in your profile tho,but no to deviate from the point she might be blessed and have that wifey looks to most of this so called
"ugly" guys and most of them might just see inscribe on her face and personality wifee material but i guess she would rather show a cute guy who wants another beeping mate,under the pretence of falling for her,and mind you nobody is
ugly,cuz there is always someone out there who will see them differently,and FYI U UR SELF PWEETY NO BE SMALL WITH

KILLER SMILE,I MIGHT JUST BE THE NEXT UGLY GUY COMING TO HOLLA AT U grin

Romance › Re: Tell Her What You Want From The Beginning by yankite(m): 7:11am On Feb 27, 2011

@ poster that ur theory will only work with girls that grew in this part of the world
any while be a no go zone for our naija ladies,and i believe you no why,but case
you don't know hw many naija chics you go tell say u just wan bleep am wey no
go first give u better slap,she go yarn u say make you go meet ya mama say na
ya mama be bleep and waka,what am trying to say is we naija's and african in
general never advance reach dat level wey you could just walk up to a chic and
yarn am frankly say wetin u want from am na just one night bleep or ongoinng
bleeping wey no go almost slap u for real,that will work for the kinda of people
with the status wey dat other poster mention(tuface,donjazzy)celebrities of big
boys in general,but when that king strategy go dey work well na when naija don
legalisze porn industry and people no send to the act porn movies wey everybody
go watch freely,but till then we can dream on for all i care.

Romance › Re: Can You Fall In Love Again With The Same Person? by yankite(m): 6:03am On Feb 27, 2011

@ at poster its a lil complicated,but i think the best thign to do in this kinda situation is
to listen to what the voice of ur spirit is telling you,talking from experience i will reconsider
a fresh start with my ex cause up till now i still haven't found a ride or die soldier girl that
i used to have in my ex then,a woman who believed in ur dreams,who let go her closest
friends as a price to pay for being with you,now despite the fact that we far apart i keep
praying to win her love back but am leaving thigns in the hands of fate to decide

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTILL YOU LOOSE IT

Bleeped all chics different color and race,but ain't no woman
sweeps me like my ex.

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 9:43am On Feb 24, 2011

Omolola1:
I would go with a drop dead gorgeous face, the body can improve with tym nd exercise

well said but i guess you will manage the body even if you have to lift up the 40 pounds
of fat on his belly too b4 you get access to the kondo abi,pendind the time the body changes with
exercise,and remember say i only you go dey do all dat work,when everybody wey give u kudos
for the fine face isn't watching grin

;Dbut all the same na ya choice be dat and i respect am, NEXT!!

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 9:13am On Feb 24, 2011

habba haha!!! see vernom,u be queen cobra,abi una no dey take jokes,na wa o
see kettle calling pot black,talking about growing up shocked

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 9:05am On Feb 24, 2011

and wait minute,are actually dreaming of looking like that photo wey u put 4 profile
wowow pikin dey form pweety oya clap 4 ya sef u try small grin

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 9:01am On Feb 24, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Abeg sef go sit down, u no even grow sef.[/color]

and what ar u still doing online or aren't you supposed to breastfeeding our pikin lazy woman tongue

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 7:40am On Feb 24, 2011

[quote author=yankite link=topic=608432.msg7790037#msg7790037 date=1298529469][/quote]to affirm that is it indeed you madam pweety society happening lady tongue

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 7:37am On Feb 24, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]^Sorri o wetin my id get to do with your scatter scatter stori?[/color]

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 6:19am On Feb 24, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]SO U R A YOUTH?NO WONDER u SPEAK WITH SUCH NAIVETY[/color]

Well you no say you na chairlady and you can say it loud that "we have been there done that"
stori stori madam pweeyty wan tell una stori IN THE YR 1960 WHEN NIGERIA BECAME INDEPENDENT
I WAS THAT PWEETY LADY CALL UPON TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM,WERE YOU KIDS CALL TRASFAGA
SQUARE TODAY AND THAT WAS HOW OBASANJO FELL IN LOVE WITH PWEETY DAMSEL THAT I WAS THEN
AND STARTED CHASING ME BUT I SPENT JUST ONE NIGHT WITH HIME AND DISCOVERED HE LACKED SKILLS
BLAH, BLAH,BLAH AND SO ON AND SO FOUGHT lol shocked

Romance › Re: American Needs Help by yankite(m): 9:28am On Feb 22, 2011

well glad i made sense to you if you wanna hear more reality abt the the situation hit me up
ibalofa9@yahoo.com its a lil complicated situation,and trust me babe i feel your pain,and if there
is one thign you can't take from an african american women, is will be the realness in their love,even
if the whole world see you as a scammer she still sees you as that man in the mirror. so girl you hv some
work to do and some sacrifices to take for this is you truely feel and believe in it,all the best.

Romance › Re: American Needs Help by yankite(m): 8:38am On Feb 22, 2011

@ms imari,just wanna add ma own 2 cents advise here.

First of all i think the best way to determine the whole truth is to travel to naija
4get abt what people say abt the image of the naija,come to think abt it if its that
bad the US embassy there would have closed down long ago,good thign you are
already connecting with some of the posters here,plan your trip with one of them
who could help as a tour guide/advisor stay in your hotel room,go out with only your
tour guide and you should be fine.

Forget abt trying to buy him a plane ticket,cuz the American Embassy wouldn't issue
him a visa to start with,those "white american embassy consular mofos" are so hostile
on young black africans,especially a Nigerian.Your best bet is coming down here establishing
a relationship take photographs with each other,and don't even make the mistake of marrying
him straight cuz when you get to the US embassy with him,you may get the shocker of your life
when one of them white mofos start to scrutinize you thinking you were probably paid to set up
the all thign ,just for being african american traveling down for the first time to nigeria and choosing
to marry a nigerian and actually taking him back with you to the states,which rarely happens this days.
But by going atleast once a yr for the next 2yrs you would find out for yourself alot and atlease know
what your own fate is,but like i stated earlier this is just my own 2 cents advise,all the best.

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 11:33pm On Feb 21, 2011

well if i am wayward,then i reflect the mind sets of majority of we youths out there. wink

to the person talking about personalty,i think all that comes to play latter on,the first
are usually those two features mentioned.

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 9:25am On Feb 20, 2011

@pweety i don't think it has anything to do with being wayward
i just think it as more to do with a womans pscycic with a man
behind close doors,i mean the hottness of a guys body then
would steam up the mood even more,cuz believe it or not
being behind close door with a man has a lot of lust involved
and vice versa.

@chima well dat ur opinion and i respect it,but do u think that
would turn you on on the long run abt this person or not?

@rukki i think u speak for the real women,and vice versa
i see some topic abt if u would date an ugly lady but i think
after all the beauty parades and props gotten from being
with mss cute face,the most important question is what does

she look like unclothed and does it impress me at all so i rather
settle for the drop dead body myself,cuz na wetin other people no
go see be dat and it will be me dealing with it.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can U Marry A Man That Is Shorter Than You? by yankite(m): 5:37am On Feb 20, 2011

"the choice is yours until you are 30"

grin

;Ddude that statement alone is worth a million buck men grin

dude u crack me up so bad grin

Romance › Re: Would You Date? by yankite(op): 5:21am On Feb 20, 2011

in my opinion,i think when push come to shove a hot masculine body overrides facial looks especially behind closed doors,i guess the cute face is really to earn some bragging rights amongnst aquintances.I might be right or wrong
a woman who dates a guy with a cute face and zero body has a higher tendency to cheat than the one who dates
a guy who's body is so hot that you always can't wait for the shirts off.

Romance › Would You Date? by yankite(op): 4:07am On Feb 20, 2011

this is question for the ladies,would u prefer a guy with a drop dead body and average face or drop dead face and average body? you would have to choose one and the reason for your choice.

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