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RomanceRe: Show Me A Beautiful Woman by yankite(m): 8:10am On Feb 03, 2011
Show me a beautifull woman,and i will prove to you that her beauty doesn't extend to her nyansh hole grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Signs That A Girl Detests A Boy by yankite(m): 7:58am On Feb 03, 2011
it all varies on the girl's level of maturity,she probably get extra friendly with you if she doesn't see
you as a potential suitor,and if you misread that friendship,thinking she likes you for a relationship
she would easily remind you that you guys are just good friends,but if she likes you,with hopes of
making you her man,then it could be different signs you would be getting,like the "come get me game"
were she would be so friendly to you but at the same time she cuts it very short.my advice to you is
reciprocate any signal you get with same level of effort at which it was received then stand back and
watch.
Music/RadioRe: Styl Plus Must Have Been *jazzed* With Juju! by yankite(m): 5:54pm On Jan 31, 2011
i think the most important point to be addressed here is an artist level of creativity
and ability to blend with the trend.it matters less what location you do your music
from,if you can create a topic or tune infused into your music,to captivate the
attention and love of your listeners.as far as syl-plus is concerned in this topic
i don't see them as creative enough to stand the increasing competition of the
industry right now,this is 2011 and you can be giving people the same olufunmi
style and expect dem to pay any attention to you,when there are a lot of mad
artiste around this days,for example 2 baba didn't stick to the same old african
queen style,neither did psqaure stick to the same old bizzy body style,all of them
got more aggressive with each sucessfull hit album they made to keep their position.
my 2kobo advise for styl plus will be for them to pump up their volume a lil more
strategize ur talents,look at the trends,blend with them,and stay forever like culture.
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 7:39am On Dec 27, 2010
Hey people, sorry about this but too much profanity is beginning to go on here and I have called on the moderator to come and close this thread which was intended for just fun and plain chat up but is being turned into a garbage bin of profanity. Thanks for coming by here to contribute, Merry Xmas to you and yours!


@ms poster,i guess that would be the right remedy,as you can see how all this baby boiyz
got empty egos that they wanna front over here,it never seize to amaze me that while some are
educated,they ar still like illetrates,and we might think is boils down to exposure,but being exposed
don't change a thign about the level of some peoples ignorance,hence we left with nothing but the
option of playing the last card,which will be to bind them up,duct tape their mouths,and throw them
off the Brooklyn bridge cheesy cheesy cheesy

ABEG WITH A %100 OF MY SUPPORT CLOSE UP THE GOTDAMM THREAD angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 3:21am On Dec 27, 2010
@MRSEVE it seems you take delight in replying comments from azzholes
who everythign that comes out their azz is retrogressing,well u probably
have enough energy to throw around,but why don't you just save that
energy and use it while whining and grinding on the "KONDO" or what
do you think cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Disvirgined Her But Now I Am Tired Of Her by yankite(m): 4:18am On Dec 26, 2010
Shwng its efficiency to puncture schevchenko Scrotum


dude you bad o,una no even pitty this na only virgin hin lolox na
and una wan take hin scrotum in revenge,ha people mean o grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 3:12am On Dec 26, 2010
@yankite,
i no go blame u, nairaland has made everybody equal, so u can have d gut to spit anything


Guy am if no be nairaland na wetin you go do about am
na my opinion about you be dat and NOTHIN WEY U GO DO ABT AM
or na who da FURK DO U THINK DIS HIS,o boy hold ur side o
i don't talk too much. angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 9:54pm On Dec 25, 2010
You right I am a sick naughty woman. Sick of DUMB ARSE FOCKERS like you who can't see that I WAS ON YOUR SIDE you twisted womanliness!


@mseve,abeg free that lil baby boy,its obvious his content is so empty
i think your response is worth more than that lil kid or hw many time
you wan state to person that "YOU ON OUR SIDE" so its obvious that
this dude is really dumb,and i bet you he not full blooded NIGERIAN
probably crooss breed "chiwawa mixed with bulldog,so what do u
expect grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 5:19am On Dec 25, 2010
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The kondo gon be waiting because I don't answer no one even my husband.

@mseve don't tell me the KONDO is already intimidating you,i thaught you
were all out in ur war gear,but now u ar finally learning to show some respect
to the almight "KONDO" tongue tongue kiss
TAKE ONE LAST BOW TO THE "KONDO" AS IT STEPS BACK IN HIS RIGHTFULL
PLACE TONIGHT "YOUR NYANSH" grin grin grin grin goodnite my inlaw.
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 5:00am On Dec 25, 2010
You write GREAT FICTIONS! Keep it up! I do not need to affirm over and over that I am a STRONG BLACK WOMAN born and raised. The kondo can't handle the woman of my caliber for THE LIKES of the coward have to resort to bombs and missiles. Such punks.


look at this woman,the KONDO wouldn't handle you,but would infact bend your
handles and turn it into NIGERIAN SMOKED DRY "CRAYFISH"(American
version of shrimp,but smoked and dried) so that you will naturally assume
the position that the almighty sacred KONDO loves best,you already know grin grin grin
so bring it on the KONDO is waiting.
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 4:28am On Dec 25, 2010
You doing too much bruh. I don't know about the daddies part and Naija in the building part either. However, I thought it was funny that you assumed the KONDO puts me to sleep. Hence the half smile. You wish you can override this mouth and you Nigerian men can't handle a chick like me. We are your worse nightmare. Remember that.

@mseve,we actually love women like you,that talks alot
and affirm the over and over that they are "STRONG BLACK
WOMEN" loves talking back to their men to prove points
that would be quickly disstorted when the wrath of the
the almighty sacred "KONDO" is unleashed,and you feel
it BLOWING UP IN UR NYANSH,feel the heat burning you
straight up YOUR NYANSH,feel the determination of the
KONDO explode up your NYASH,and hence the question
is asked again WHO IS THE DADDY? but the intensity of
the KONDO IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO RESPOND,so u
manage to respond with the last bit of energy you got
before you start to snor,IT IS THIS "NIGERIAN' BAGA
TORMENTING ME STRAIGHT UP MY NYANSH grin grin grin grin grin grin kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 3:05am On Dec 25, 2010
@ eve I had to laugh on this one. It was cutely funny. You put a half smile on my face

You have no choice my dear,dat is the "NIGERIAN" coming out my nyansh
overriding ur running mouth,cracking u up,and still attesting to the fact
we are still your "DADDIES" everybody standup its "NAIJA" in the building. tongue tongue tongue tongue wink kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 1:41am On Dec 25, 2010
What is a kondo?  Do you even know?    What is snoar?  

DEFINATION FOR OUR AKATA MRS NAIJA BRIDE

1. A "kondo" is that long thin dat u love taking a sit on
   and perhaps allowing it access from the back door
   which when over dosed on could have a knock out
   effect e.g(snoring and speaking in incomprehencible tounges)

2. snoring (sorry for the typo error initially) is one of the most
   common side effects of "KONDO" that was well served.

3. And ofcourse the only men on planet earth that has the extraordinary ability so serve the kondo
   either hot or cold,according to the guiness books of "KONDO" serving records is no other than
   "NIGERIAN MEN" which explains why you are stuck with one presently or should i actually say
    spell bound by the superior "KONDO" of the one and only extraordinary men on the face of the
    planet.

    CLEAR ENOUGH RIGHT? so just sit tight and keep whining on the kondo while it last grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin tongue tongue kiss kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 11:11am On Dec 24, 2010
Confirmed. Mr. Bigg's said BREAK OVER and clean up on table 5


NA WHICH KIN Mr Bigg's u dey talk? cuz we get am plenty for lag
and na fast food dem been dey sell grin grin kiss
talk all u want,it doesn't change the fact that you are still gettin
a whooping up ur yansh grin grin grin grin and YOU definately know its
ONLY A NIGERIAN KONDO DAT MAKES YOU START TO SNOAR AFTERWARDS grin grin grin grin tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Non-nigerian Women Go Gaga Over Nigerian Men? by yankite(m): 5:27am On Dec 24, 2010
@MSEVE NA WETIN DEY DO YOU,WEY U DEY OPPOSE UR HUSBAND COUNTRY MAN LIKE DAT
ON TOP EVERTHIGN NA WE STILL MARRY YOU PUT FOR HOUSE,COOPERATE JOB OR NOT WE
GET AM FOR GRAMMAR SKILLS BUT MAKE I NO WRITE GRAMMAR WEY YOU GO GATH OPEN
DICTONARY B4 U COMPREHEND,COOL DOWN OOO OR MAYBE UR HUSBAND TRAVEL WEY HIN
DON TEY WEY DEM NACK YOU LAST,COME DEY CARRY YA MOUTH DRIVE ROUGH FOR HERE cheesy wink tongue kiss

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