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Good morning Mama
I dey sell the undersigned images
Hand sanitizer N500
Nose mask N200

I has decided NOT to join others in *EXPLOITING* our fellow #Nigerians and at this time that nose mask & hand sanitizer are in high demand as a result of #coronavirus outbreak hence, the reason we are crashing our prices
N500 for the hand sanitizer
N200 nose mask
Send me a mail Ruth.yazga@gmail.com

johnmartus:
You will definitely get the attention you are craving for don't worry.

Oga do you want to buy I can do free delivery for you

has decided NOT to join others in *EXPLOITING* our fellow #Nigerians and at this time that nose mask & hand sanitizer are in high demand as a result of #coronavirus outbreak hence, the reason we are crashing our prices

70mg 4900 for 12pcs
110mg 7400 for 12pcs
130mg 10,000 for 24pcs
500mg 15,000 for 12pcs

If you interested send me a Ruth.yazga@gmail.com

The godfater

Pators dey Bleep up. members dey Bleep up. Nigerian men & women deserve each other wholeheartedly.

I was in a queue at this ATM gallery to withdraw money, then this top military guy with escorts just walked pass the queue, went straight to the only ATM dispensing cash to withdraw. I told him sir, you can't jump the queue, join the queue and wait for your turn or I will drag you on social media.

His boys wanted to come intimidate me with their guns and big chest, I screamed at the top of my voice, if you dare use that ATM without joining the queue, I will drag you on Twitter.

Then I told the bank security guys there that I will also report them to their bank for allowing this level of corruption in the bank and make sure they lose their jobs. They begged me that I should allow the military guy withdraw, that it won't take much time so he'll go.

I said, no! no!! no!!! While I was resisting, everyone on the queue started murmuring in support of my strong resistance to the disrespectful top military guy.

Then the chief security officer came and told the top military guy to follow him so they'll allow him use the ATM meant for staff only. I told the CSO that this top military guy is going no where until everyone who came to withdraw money from this ATM have withdrawn their money. The top military guy gave me this stern look and asked me: "do you know who I am?"

I said: "Die it, with all due respect, who goes you? Then the Chief security officer of the bank told the military man to please join the queue, that there is nothing they can do for him now. Then the top military man sluggishly joined the queue, by this time, the queue is now 5 times longer than it was when he came. I said I I'm not going to leave here until everyone on the queue before him make use of the ATM.

The queue is moving now and I can't type fast any longer because I'm being shaked and congratulated by everyone on this ATM gallery for standing firm for everyone's right
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I has decided NOT to join others in *EXPLOITING* our fellow #Nigerians and at this time that nose mask & hand sanitizer are in high demand as a result of #coronavirus outbreak hence, the reason we are crashing our prices
N500 for the hand sanitizer
N200 nose mask
We are selling the image below at the normal price send me a mail Ruth.yazga@gmail.com

Jokerman:
I taught 5 during NYSC and my pay was 5k.
The school fees was 5k for SSS and 3K for JSS

Some schools dont want to pay less but factor in a lot of things... Just have a business abd understand. I used to complain a lot too until started my own business.....

I am sorry I cant spit it out here, you shall find out soon enough

Jeweltz:
Why

ruffkenny:
She said I looked like a play boy

Your moniker say it all

Lamanii22:
You're so on point... I like your sense of reasoning... They are just deceiving themselves with redpill and shii....

Lol

Cityqueengirl:
Are these things like someone using another person's destiny real?

Yes

Jeweltz:
I'm surprised you don't know about the big four

PWC, KPMG, DELLOITE, EY

KPMG is where you learn not where you have a career

Tobi Olaniyi, [
So funny!

A man married his heartthrob. After almost 10 years in the marriage the wife became an Oil tycoon. She runs a thriving business that takes her to almost every part of the world. The husband, still scraping by.
The woman loved her hubby. He drives her everywhere and she seeks out his opinion on almost all matters. Jolly fellows. The husband has 5 out of the 9 cars on the fleet. With the least being a 2012 Prado jeep. Big boy. His wife takes care of him.

Okay, the meat of the story!! The man was with his friends at a regular hangout and the conversation that ensued is both hilarious and a huge lesson:

Friend: "You! I am sorry for you. Your wife has used your destiny. She's so rich whilst you're merely scraping by. Doing fake big boy. We all know your wife is the source of all your bigboyism. You better think twice. Snatch your destiny away from her before she will finish you !

Husband: "Thanks for the advice. You see, let me tell you something you don't know o. I am 45 years old now and my marriage is just 10years old and for 35 years as a bachelor, I didn't know how to use my destiny. I was suffering, no clothes, no car, couldn't afford a good accommodation. Even to eat na wahala! Now I got married 10 years ago to my wife and she knows how to use my destiny. Now I drive the latest cars and travel with her to any part of the world that even you my friends whose destinies are not been used haven't been to before.

If her usage of my destiny has given me joy, rest/ peace of mind and great comfort like this, then I am going home right now to inform my wife to continue using my destiny o. Infact! She must make sure she finish the destiny. It must not remain o....

Morals:
Never allow friends break your home

STOP DATING MENTALLY BROKE GIRLS
I mean:

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves

2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her.

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.

4. Someone who thinks relationship is an occupation where she is supposed to be paid and taken care of

5. Someone who's only contribution to the relationship is sex (which is enjoyed by both parties.) She can't add value to ur life emotionally, financially, spiritually. No matter how beautiful a lady is,never settle for less, some ladies have money& bliv it's a guy's duty to spend

I know some ladies will frown at this but i am not saying this because i have heaven n earth, no. Little things like this count in a relationship. No man can forget a lady who does this no matter how things ended between them.if u read to this point,

Why not explain in details to him, some y'all Nles are just too ignorant or lack knowledge

donbachi:
no worry na...go and borrow.

YOUR SISTER withhold information from you, and it won’t equate to LYING. I think we often overestimate our capability to LOGICALLY handle information. Timing is important. Give your SISTER AND HER HUBBY the benefit of the doubt, WHEN & HOW best to tell it.

Secrets have a way of building up into complexities and backfiring in the end. But PRIVACY and TRUST on the hand are two necessary ingredients to making marriages last.

If your boss's husband keeps making passes at you in the office, would you report him to his wife (that's your boss)?

Lagos Muslim International School is recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Teacher

Location: Lagos

Job Description
We are in need of Teachers to teach the following subjects below:

Economics
Islamic Studies
Technical Drawing
Chemistry
Requirements

Candidates should possess Degrees in Education and 5 years experience as Teachers in the relevant subjects.
Application Closing Date
25th February, 2020.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications to: jamiutijani2015@gmail.com using the Job Title as the subject of the email.

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DAVE5:
Pure wickedness I tell you


Okada don scratch me better scratch like twice, but I would not have thought banning okada would be a solution to the scratch, rather sensitizing the riders on how to protect their lives and their passengers while driving

abi?

People are fucking walking!!!! Bus fares are hiked. Cabs cost over twice the former price. There is still major traffic. People are not safe. People are losing even more sleep. Not like you fucking care. It’s just a little discomfort to you.
As long as your cars are not scratched, you don’t care