₦airaland Forum

sarrki:
When Baba said he almost ran away on seeing the decadence left by the PDP. Many think Baba was exaggerating. Buhari doesn't say what is not true in the name of exaggeration....He actually wanted to run away.

Soonest Recovery, Your Excellency.

A young man like me with conscience would have long gone. PMB is really trying to salvage the situation knowing that's the least he could do for Nigeria before his demise. I pray he recovers fast cos we really need him. I'm just glad VP Osibanjo is also stepping up.
Get well soon Mr President. #GodblessNigeria.

KINGwax007:
man-boy.

There is a saying in Yoruba,

E no good make people dey look u dey cry for u, and u dey look urself dey laff...

Ko dara kan mo WO e lawo sunkun,ki Iwo ma WO ara re lawo rerin

That youth exuberance is still disturbing him. Make showoff no go kill am sha.

So Nigeria football is made in China now abi. Nigerians and lobe for money sha. I don't blame them anyways. All the best.

jesus500:
Goodluck to him, meanwhile how is mikel obi doing currently in his new club?

He has lost eight straight games in his new club.

Wake up tout!!! When I told you Amala isn't hood for you,you reneged. See now,it's causing you a nightmare.

I'm yet to receive my share nah

I need a whistle ,please!!!

Nothing we no go hear for this life. Eye contact lasan faaa. End time is hear.PREPARE!!!

The best thing that can happen to him is for him to just die in power. I can almost bet that has always been his wish.

Irrespective of what people say,President Mugabe remains a patriotic citizen of Zimbabwe.

EternalTruths:
Are you not among the illiterates who keep kicking against Biafra when you know that Biafra independence can help you get a Nigeria filled with perfect people.

You don show with your refined comments as always. Your trademark is fully noted. Cheers.

Man died and went to hell, there he finds that there are different hells for each country, he decides to go round and choose the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German Hell and ask, “what do they do here” He is told ” first they put you in an Electric Chair for an Hour, then lay you on a Bed of Nails for another Hour, then the German Devil comes in and Whip…s you for the rest of the day.
The Man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks out the USA,UK, RUSSIAN Hells as well as many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German Hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian Hell and finds that there is a Long Queue of people waiting to get in… Amazed, he ask, “what do they do here ?” He is told “First they put you in an Electric Chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour then Nigerian Devil comes in and Whips you for the Rest of the Day.” But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in ?” ask the man… A concern fellow calls him aside and said, “Because there is never any STABLE ELECTRICITY so the Electric Chair doesn’t work. The nails were paid for but were never SUPPLIED by the Contractor, so the Bed is Comfortable to sleep on… And the Nigerian Devil used to be a CIVIL SERVANT, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and leave for Personal Business !!! ………….IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN…….Naija una carry ur wayo reach hell. LWKMD

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes, hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing,
they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some
aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their
hairstyles.The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute.
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do
for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute,"
and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned
and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put
the fire out,and now they are trying to install air conditioning!
They even bribed my guys!!"

See wetin Igbos don cause Naija.

PDP is very dead.How did they get here?

Imagine Fayose as President and Wike as Vice...

With the squabble in PDP now,it'll be senseless of any serving senators and Governors to still remain. It's better for them to just come together to form a new party to make opposition a little strong rather than defecting to where they feel safe and the common man keep suffering.

PDP=People Deceiving People.

Make up meeting I suppose Can these people just come together for the sake of Nigeria? I guess not for they're a bunch of selfish and power drunk individuals. Anyways.

When has "I've not met" and "I don't know" becme the same sentence? You can't fool us no more. You don Bleep up big time and you've paid for it by being evicted.

A Lieutenant kidnapped?Who am I then? That's saying nobody is above kidnap. May we not fall into their hands by God's grace.

Always rag to riches stories..... ok

See his head .Mumu prophet seeking attention. Go kill am nah.

Get well soon Mr President. Take your timebto be fully fit. As they say,it's when you're alive you can think of ruling . #IstandwithBuhari

Master of politics indeed. Let's see where he ends in 2019.

Where's his stepmother now? She should be 6-feet under the ground .Wicked Woman.

OP! OP!! OP!!! How many times did I call you?

How is that your business? Busybody

Just eat the humble pie my dear. All the best.

Police and their lukeworm attitudes sha. I just hope innocents won't suffer for this once the pressure gets to them.

vanbonattel:
I will only pray that he realise how old and ineffective he is and do the right thing by resigning so that the country can move forward.

Resign? You know that won't happen. I know he wouldn't want to come back in 2019 just cos it's obvious age is telling on him. I expect him to endorse somebody who could carry on with his anti corruption crusade though. Let's just pray he's able to bring us out of recession before this year runs out and at least fulfil 50% of his election promises.