₦airaland Forum

Children nowadays don't even know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following 40 reasons:

1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten.
3. Crying without being beaten.
4. Standing while the elders are seated.
5. Sitting while the elders are standing.
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder.
8. Not replying back to an elder.
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished.
11. Not greeting visitors.
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset.
16. Eating at the neighbour's home.
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly.
22. Eating too quickly.
23. Eating too much.
24. Not finishing your food.
25. Scraping your plate
26. Eating and talking
27. Talking and chewing
28. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up.
29. Looking at the visitors while they are eating.
30. Stumbling and falling when walking.
31. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball.
32. When an elder is talking to you and you blink your eye.
33. When an elder is talking to you and you stared without blinking.
34. When you look at an elder with a corner eye.
When an elder points at you.
35. When your mates were playing Street football and you joined them to play.
36. When your mates were playing and you were not playing with them.
37. When you don't wash your dish
38. When you don't wash your dish properly
39. When you break your dish
40. When you bite your nails.

Some of these reasons for beating a child may seem farfetched to children now, but they sure did give us some solid values, Some not effective but we learnt to be better parents now. �

Did he really say this?

The look on that man's face says it all. Nobody today we don dey whine and grind...

Was their no skirts then?

Birdyclear:
Anybody that still supports Buhari and this administration is evil, and bomb will kill them all while fulani herdsmen will slutter their families untimely... Amen. And any buhari supporter that wants to quote will go blind immediately. Amen

I just quoted and I'm not blind. Phoolish Eediotic P(he)g.

freeze001:
Wike should not comment on APC meters in that state please. It doesn't concern him abi he wants to teach them how to be stabilised enough to constitute a threat to him?

Person wey dey madt. You dey mind am.

Wike has suddenly become very relevant in Nigeria politics after riding on Mama Peace back. He does knows how to play his games well. Let's see how things plays out in 2019.

How's that Wike's problem? He should be happy APC is having problems nah.

Johnnyessence:
na only dancing you dey talk always, Abeg people are not carried away with your propaganda OK. ojuwatila ooo. oshiomole too dey dance heavily ooo. even Tinubu dey dance to Kwam 1 songs. at least you are making distinguished senator Ademola Adeleke to be more accepted widely all over the world.

Just dancing? What do you say about his WAEC results? Only a shameless man will display such results for the world to see.

proudevil:
PDP just destroyed this man career , only loser associate with PDP.

rHe destroyed himself by moving to PDP. Be like his sense has been re formatted.

So Ribadu still dey this we country. We'd soon know of his deal with baba soonest.

From all indications, PDP is out of the race in Osun. It's between Omisore, Akingbade and Oyetola. Adeleke even with Davido as running mate wouldn't smell 2nd.

Johnnyessence:
Infact in his hometown in iragbiji, it will be shown red card to him and his party. in osun central senatorial district, Pdp all the way. people don wise ooooooooooo. if you are not from osun state, you will not understand what I'm talking about. even alot of Apc supporters in osun state will votes for pdp governorship candidate. let me come and be going.

PDP for where? No wonder the dancing senator refused to show up for the debate. You really think Osun peeps will allow a F9 parrallel Governor abi.. The D day is here already so let's keep our fingers crossed.

Racoon:
The disastrous outgoing Gov.Aregbesola gov.in Osun should really jolt the average citizen of the state to the reality that the APC is not and should never be a political option again.To be forwarned is to forearmed.

Have you been to Osun state recently? If yes, then this is coming from your hatred for APC.

My girlfriend celebrated her birthday and I asked her what does she want.
She replied she wants something that will last the whole of 2018.
So I bought her 2018 calendar.
I'm calling her and she is not picking my calls...

I don't know why?....
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BigbamoAYO:
Ambode will surely win for second,the worse is that he will Decamp to PDP

He will only win if he remains in APC. He knows this , the reason he's doing everything to ensure Tinubu and the party leaders are placated.

Flyingngel:
Ambode need to restrategize.

By doing what please? He will only be allowed to come back if he decides to be a puppet. He should just bow out on a high once without compromising. Leadership isn't by force after all.

Sai Baba till 2023
Ambode till 2023.

E be like Ambode has "jetaned" (done eating ). I come dey pity am. Why nah?

Tinubu alone nah APC leaders...Jagaban of the whole world says I don't care..

My girlfriend celebrated her birthday and I asked her what does she want.
She replied she wants something that will last the whole of 2018.
So I bought her 2018 calendar.
I'm calling her and she is not picking my calls...

I don't know why?....
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. Good morning Nairalanders.

Senator Gemade trying to set a new record of winning different Senatorial seat under different parties. Let's support this nomad to ensure he breaks into Guinness book of Records.

Nightmareo07:
Musa is not better Dan nsofor and obasi

far better sef and has even achieved more.

Boy dropped girl at home. He put his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans towards her, and says,
BOY : Can I kiss you?
GIRL. : Not now. I'm at home.
BOY. : Pleeeeeease!
GIRL. : NO!
BOY. : You were too sweet in bed today.
GIRL. : Wooow! You too, full of energy. I couldn't believe we did it four times.
BOY. : Let me kiss you goodnight.
GIRL. : Someone may be watching. They still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 minutes, then the girl's brother comes to the gate and says,
"Dad says whether you kiss him or not is your decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button. Everyone in the house is listening to your conversation, and you are disturbing the prayer session."

Fela Anikulapo Lives on!!!

Spiff is the real deal!!!

Please your humble opinions are needed here.

A guy who just got married two weeks ago is seeking for a divorce as a result of the wife's rude behaviour to his mother at the reception hall.
What transpired was that on the wedding day, when the wedding was almost ending, a couple from the mother in-laws' side came from a far distance to grace the occasion. They came in when everything tangible to offer them has finished. A portion of food the bride left for her parents was the only good delicacy left. The mother in-law went to the daughter in-law and whispered to her to allow her collect small portion to serve those couple owing to the fact they came from a far distance to attend the wedding and it will be quiet unfair to let them go without offering food, but the lady refused bluntly that the food is for her parents. After series of pleading from the mother in-law with no positive response, the mother in-law took a plate collected food from there to serve the guest. The daughter in-law took the food from her and poured it back to the cooler. Out of annoyance, the mother in-law slapped her and she slapped her back without hesitation.

The people around the scene told the husband immediately what happened. The man decided not to create a scene at the reception hall. Two days after he applied for a divorce. The case is on-going now. Despite the plea from his mother to forget and forgive the wife after all it was her the lady offended yet he refused.

Did the man act right?
If you are the man, what will be your action?
If you're the lady, was your action towards the mother in-law justified?

So, ladies and gentlemen what is your take on this?

NB: True life story, no fiction.
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Wetin him dey wait for nah...Expose him if you fit.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius .

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius .

PassingShot:
Dumbness is all over the place all in the name of politics.

When the president withheld his assent, cogent reasons were given - the amendment contradicts some other section of the bill and he asked the NASS to correct the affected sections to be in line with the proposed amendment.

PMB has proved to be more intelligent, smarter and better informed than the whole NASS and his critics put together.

abeg tell them. Its on NL I see hatred fueling dumbness. A lot are just blind to the obvious just cos they hate certain politicians. SMH.