₦airaland Forum

jerryunit48:
Don’t vote for Buhari again the suffering is just too much

Sai Buhari till 2023. May God spare our lives.

jerryunit48:
Don’t vote for Buhari again the suffering is just too much

Sai Baba till 2023. May God spare our lives.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius.

ceejayMAX:
just open e mouth dey talk anyhow

Person wey dey madt.

The only apology is for him to be sacked. He is definitely not fit for the job.

youngest85:
Apology not accepted

Gbam!!! Can never be accepted.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius..

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius.

Good morning Nairalanders.

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius

Good morning all

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius. GM Nairalanders.

Good morning all

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius

Good morning all

Its a great day

Today is the Start of the school session in many schools. Therefore it's time to pay fees, do business and improve lives.

Its also a time to pray. Please spare a prayer for our school system

1. Pray that our schools are protected. No breach this year
2. Pray that learning will be impactful and effective. That education achievement will be significant and obvious

3. Pray for all stakeholders... Teachers, headteachers, care givers, support staff, school owners. That they will be focussed

4. Pray for parents. For finances to pay fees. For wisdom to devote time to support their children's education

5. Pray for government. Particularly for all the government officials in education who don't seem to know what to do.

6. Pray for Leah Sharibu, the chibok girls. Let's pray that never again will such happen

7. Pray that we shall all be alive with our children to celebrate the end of this session in joy, health and bliss.

Its a season for your child to blossom in school. Fear not, your child is a genius

Oshidaguy:
Fayose is only trying to play a mind game, and it is bound to fail before arrival

Bound to fail or failed already. Person wey dey madt.

Cajal:
...saraki is going down
Good for the kwarans

Amen

Buterflyle0:
Saraki is being pummeled from all angles.

Even now his people are fearless with the way they dish out daily beatings and call him a thief to his face. Now its to his wife's face.

Saraki is a gonner

He knows this..

hucienda:
All because you want the ticket. Politicians.

100% sure he won't get it.

contigiency:
I didn't pick any point from all he said.

He's too confused to make any sense.

Kwankwaso don eff-up aswear

Proudly Nigerian...She's definitely a role model to be followed.

Naychuzzy:
I am sure as hell not among those 'youths' who asked you for anything.

Dino Melaye is a youth too nah.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
which youths


All Nigerian politicians are crooks.

Let's just say most. "ALL" is too harsh as I know one who is definitely not a crook.

Saraki can lie oooo.

Stories for the gods..

Imagine trying to arrest him for doing nothing. SMH

*Idi Amin* once wanted to change the name of *Uganda* to *Idi* because he thought he could do anything with Uganda.

Everybody was afraid to challenge that decision _except_ one man close to him. His name was Prince.

He said: your excellency sir, do you know *Cyprus*?

Idi Amin asked what has Cyprus got to do with my decision?

The man said the people of *Cyprus* are called *Cypriots*, so if you change *Uganda* to *Idi*, we will be called *Idiots*

He dropped the idea.

*Idi Amin* once wanted to change the name of *Uganda* to *Idi* because he thought he could do anything with Uganda.

Everybody was afraid to challenge that decision _except_ one man close to him. His name was Prince.

He said: your excellency sir, do you know *Cyprus*?

Idi Amin asked what has Cyprus got to do with my decision?

The man said the people of *Cyprus* are called *Cypriots*, so if you change *Uganda* to *Idi*, we will be called *Idiots*

He dropped the idea.

*Idi Amin* once wanted to change the name of *Uganda* to *Idi* because he thought he could do anything with Uganda.

Everybody was afraid to challenge that decision _except_ one man close to him. His name was Prince.

He said: your excellency sir, do you know *Cyprus*?

Idi Amin asked what has Cyprus got to do with my decision?

The man said the people of *Cyprus* are called *Cypriots*, so if you change *Uganda* to *Idi*, we will be called *Idiots*

He dropped the idea.

Sharpshooota:
APC is death in the better south

APC means death

ok gotten

bonnylight003:
Apc is death in better south...

dead*

Tamarapetty:
Row row row your boat, gently down the stream

Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, life is but a dream...Again

- How was your job interview yesterday?
- Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table.... He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside, then come back and try to sell him the laptop...he thought himself as actor Leonardo Di Caprio of "The Wolf of Wall Street" movie..
So I took the laptop and left.

- Left...!! Then what?
- Nothing! 30 minutes later he called me up, begging me to return his laptop to him 'cause all his work and important documents were in it. So I asked him: "Will you buy it??"