menix:
My ukpaka

"UKPAKA" KWA?? LMAOO

Baroba:
This is modbro app boss not dstv, the app just happened to have some of the content you will find in a dstv package..

pls shey d stuff de zap data?
No vex cz i neva used it b4, pls give me a lil insight

Shes soo thick.
FTC tho

Bleep your friend.
Hes a dullard

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I know?

I neva tasted this food for life b4z but it sure would be delicious.
As for the baes beefing his girlfriend food,, na bad belle go kill una.

Tbh 2days

I folow bavk asap
@itxtrinity

@itxtrInity.
I followback asap

Bt ur mumcy de vex o.. Y she cm call u guys ANIMAL?? LOL.
Anyways lock door next time.

Darlingting:
i am writing this with heavy heart,broken heart,lonely mind and tears in my eyes.. its been 2weeks now and i hardly sleep nor eat. sleep is far away from me,my heart is heavy.i feel like committing suicide but again God wont be happy with me..just a period of two weeks im like a starved human being that havnt seen food for two years now..

This is my story,please i need the best advice i can get..
i met this girl in my final year and she was in 300l then,i asked her out and as time goes on we started dating, we have dated for two years now and the relationship has been like an average kind of relationship.. we have our good and bad times.. sometimes we fight,other time we settle.. before i started dating this girl who is in her mid 20s.. 24 to be precise.. before i started dating her, i carried out so many findings about her,stalked and monitor her to be sure she aint a cheat and without her knowing..she was really decent.. i find it hard to trust any lady but wit her i strted having second thoughts that all ladies aint same as people do say.. i find every way to make dis girl happy,even when i dont have enough i do stll support her.. i loved her to the extent that if 1000 naira is my last card i can give her 500 to keep up pending on when i get buzzes up.. all my friends knew her back in skul, i was kind of popular in school.. so through mr she was even known that they have to make make her MISS MASSCOMMUNICATION. in her department.. because i was an SUG official then.. so many people respected her cos of me,even guys that wanted to ask her out,saw her with me they back off.. she got respect even from lecturers and all..

After school things was moving cool.. i was settling her little bill to the extent i could afford.. she was loyal and caring also.. even her mum knows me..in the company im currently working.im working in the I.T department making some small cash waiting for when i will get a better job.just last five months the company needed some part time workers in the company for the post of assistant supervisor in the warehouse.. i decided to connect her.. she got the job which she meant to resumes by 8am and closes 3pm sometimes 2pm.. its like a shifting job..some days off some days on..

we dont work on the same site, her place of work is a different building..miles away from mine so we hardly sees eachother except when shes on break she come check on me or when im free i do go some times but she does most of the visiting.. i do call her if shes free so i can come meet her.
last 2weeks,i didnt hear from her for about 3 days and her pings aint delivering,so i decided to go visit her at the site.. only for me to discover she isnt around..i tried calling her the number wasnt reachable.i left.. on tuesday around 6pm we were asked to report our activites to the head of operation at the site,i went their,walked passed her table.thinking she has left work to school.. on my way back from were i went to drop my reports i saw someone dat looks like her walks into the Directors office.. my mind skipped a bit..i wasnt sure,i was curious so i chilled a little while.. and waited for the person to walk pass again.. after 5mins nobody passed.. this was around 6 geeting to 7pm.. i moved closer to the office, behold i heard her voice..i wasnt stll sure yet.. i had to move to look tru the door.. see my girl on my directors laps.. i was crazy.. i moved out..came back just to be sure behold she was d one.. i waited outside for her.. after like 40-50mins i saw her coming out form the site.. i hid myself and she and my director went into d car and drove off.. im weak and dead... my head rose high,.. dont kniw wat to do.. pls advice me.. im ill at the moment..infact i have switched my phone off and barred her line since then.. im still thinking on what to do..she has made and attempt to visit me in my office but i told the secretary to tell her anytime she comes that im not around.


NOTE : Im not posting this here to get pitied or get sorry from anyone,but i want everyone out their especially guys to know what they are going into before they venture into any of that shiit called "RELATIONSHIP" .
Dear guys please becareful,these girls are all same.. they pretend to good today,once they see the one that can offer more than you can do..you become an option to them..

Atleast you can now see all those hoes aint loyal.. Na chop and clean mouth.
And b4 i 4get, no amount pf tears should make you go back to her o,, if you love your life.

mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.
David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front, while reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady became to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen. Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you

AM STILL SINGLE BIKO.. AM EVEN SCARED TO APPROACH ANY GURL.

stephenduru:
Nollywood booty actress Didi Ekanem was surprised by her sisters with a booty birthday cake on her birthday.See photo of the cake and other photos from her birthday celebration above.

Source:  http://trezzy2..com/2015/09/photos-from-nollywood-booty-actress.html

Any ashewo now be nollywood actress..
Issorait.

kstadaura:
Agr...!, i know some guys here will say i have a dirty mind but am going to say it anyway,its what i feel and if you also feel it join the discussion.

pls ladies if your something drop, when bending down to pick it, dont just bend down directly like a guy, cos if you do that it shows the entire shape of your bum and it makes me remember one of those styles called (doggy). go down with style instead,do as if you were going to sit down and pick your thing so that you wont distract attention.

Secondly, its those ladies that sweep th floor or do some kind of work that require them to bend down, some of them are not even wearing bra,thats how you will see their thing bouncing up and down,back and forth, pls if you must do the work try and do it gently and wear bra so that it wont shake much.

Very lame

chocolateme:
Dear, modify your "which" in reference to your friend.
Where is the snake photo? Let it better be as big as you wrote it.

All these baby snakes are on loose cannon, killed everywhere and everyday. What happened to "children listen to your parents and stay in one place" but adventures no go gree them.

. What you call a baby snake?? An adder?? My dear if ypu no knos dz snake ask of it.

Godhand1:
Hello nairaland. i met a girl 4years and we started dating and seeing each other and it happen she became pregnant but as a responsible dude i think i was i told her to do whatever she like with it that i shall answer yes to any response she has to it. to cut it all short she told me she was going to have the baby and i answered Yes. after she gave birth to a girl few months later i see some behavior of her cheating but i never cut her red handed i stood focus but she keeps up with the art and i become so bother n thinking is this the woman im going to spend the rest of my life with, i try not to put that in mind i take it off at times. she was using a blackberry phone around this time and we were living together as a couple evendo yet we are not married, the first scene she traveled home to spend time with her mom and my daughter which i love so much, so i decided to visit her there and see her well being but when i got there she was at the next neighbours compound, she was called and came at me we sat together and a message came in from a guy though i didnt take it to heart at that point it was a normal thing for guy to woo your lady but i did complain and was really mad at her but she beg me and i listened, but i started having doubts about her. so i called on a friend of her started talking to the friend until she was loose and started telling me who she was dating...A Member of her church.....OMG i called on her and say to her why is she doing it but the friend told me they both went there together just once and they only went to greet the guy and they came back. Oh friends of the same feathers. i never said anything but she started begging me again, i answered but she lost my trust she never knew. so i came back home and they also came back...so it was another morning my kid was about to start going to school so i call on her to go to the school of her choice and feed me back with the processing it would take, she went but before i was less busy so i decided to start rearranging the house unfortunately i found a phone hidden in my daughter wardrobe, she came in and i asked her who own this phone she said it was a neighbour living at the front of our house. i waited the so called person is back and ask her but she said Yes but i already knew it was for her because i have tried to access the phone my self and found out that last year ilaye she text a guy to come and meet her at my own father's house OMG she started begging and telling me she only meet the guy but they were only a friend and nothing more, as a fool i accepted but i never trusted her. three days later a woman at that so called neighbors house called me back to told me that she always come to their house and make phone call to guy that there is another phone hidden at there house. i surprise again and call her friend there, with command i told her. GO AND BRING THE PHONE THAT MY WIFE KEEPS WITH YOU NOW I DNT WANT TO HERE WHICH PHONE she went in and bring the phone to my surprise again it was the phone i gave to her mom but i think she was the one that kept it and using it. She started begging and her mom was begging me as well so i accepted. so i now started watching her so much now, i got her facebook password and change it, then i met someone on facebook who she dated 7months after she gave birth i was omg i showed her she tried to denied it but the guy was just typing like someone who won a lottery...how it happened between them...she could not denied again but she went out to call the guy the next morning i dont know what they might have say to each other, for this i try to send her away but her mom, pleaded her brother alot that i accepted being a simple someone but i always make a statement to her that being a fool wont make me a fool for life. We cont. our life together i have being watching her since and i hear story like this one say he is dating me and i want to meet him at home but he was not there so i met my friend there and ask her where is he but he was not around, stories like he was just my friend and calling me to greet me, i nudge my head and say alright But honestly i Love so much i got no reason. few months back, she said she wants to start going to church so i told her no problem but after a month of going to church she said they had a night vigil but i thought it to be true because it was a new month and i think it always happen that way so she went and she told me it was for three night so she went with a small girl age of 12years she knows in the street. They went to the night vigil and i never questioned her but after the first week she came to me again and say there is another night vigil this week i was like wtf, So i sent her on an errand and i immediately went for the small girl that goes with her. So i talk to her girl and promise her that i wont fight with her that unless she tells me the truth about the whole stuff. they the went to the night vigil but on the 2nd night the branch at a guys house but later went to the vigil i was very angry and she came in then i started asking her and she was saying different thing but i told her to move out of my house around 11pm in the night then she started packing i was like whoa it seems she already have somewhere and someone to go to. She wants to start move out and i told her to hold on to morning that if she should leave now people would see me as a bad person. but she insisted she was leaving. The First night i called her mom and she talk to her mom before leaving....So the next morning her mom and brother came and i told them to hold onto my daughter for the time being i get my self around but i never said anything to my mom, 2 day 3 rd i told my mom and she started shouting and calling everyone to talk to me that i must find her i would never leave her like that i dont know why mom insisted so i did as she said i went to her church and told them the whole story about the guy sh met in church unlucky they found out who the guy was and called in and i told him everything also she went directly to one of her friends house and brought her i saw her and called her mom with her brother and i called my mom also and they saw her they started begging for her, i was like wtf. someone went for almost 4days and was at a friend's house, how was she surviving but everything was said and i accepted but now she is not with me, she is with her mom in her own town and i have been thinking on what to do about this, honestly i lover her but i dont think it can work out between us but also my mom and her parent will beg me with anything they could. right now and they keep using my daughter to beg me, i think im losing out please advice me on what to do. I want to come out of this. PLEASE ADVICE ME

"MAGA" Even if she pass hiv to you, and she begg you you will accept too.
Issorait

Godhand1:
Hello nairaland. i met a girl 4years and we started dating and seeing each other and it happen she became pregnant but as a responsible dude i think i was i told her to do whatever she like with it that i shall answer yes to any response she has to it. to cut it all short she told me she was going to have the baby and i answered Yes. after she gave birth to a girl few months later i see some behavior of her cheating but i never cut her red handed i stood focus but she keeps up with the art and i become so bother n thinking is this the woman im going to spend the rest of my life with, i try not to put that in mind i take it off at times. she was using a blackberry phone around this time and we were living together as a couple evendo yet we are not married, the first scene she traveled home to spend time with her mom and my daughter which i love so much, so i decided to visit her there and see her well being but when i got there she was at the next neighbours compound, she was called and came at me we sat together and a message came in from a guy though i didnt take it to heart at that point it was a normal thing for guy to woo your lady but i did complain and was really mad at her but she beg me and i listened, but i started having doubts about her. so i called on a friend of her started talking to the friend until she was loose and started telling me who she was dating...A Member of her church.....OMG i called on her and say to her why is she doing it but the friend told me they both went there together just once and they only went to greet the guy and they came back. Oh friends of the same feathers. i never said anything but she started begging me again, i answered but she lost my trust she never knew. so i came back home and they also came back...so it was another morning my kid was about to start going to school so i call on her to go to the school of her choice and feed me back with the processing it would take, she went but before i was less busy so i decided to start rearranging the house unfortunately i found a phone hidden in my daughter wardrobe, she came in and i asked her who own this phone she said it was a neighbour living at the front of our house. i waited the so called person is back and ask her but she said Yes but i already knew it was for her because i have tried to access the phone my self and found out that last year ilaye she text a guy to come and meet her at my own father's house OMG she started begging and telling me she only meet the guy but they were only a friend and nothing more, as a fool i accepted but i never trusted her. three days later a woman at that so called neighbors house called me back to told me that she always come to their house and make phone call to guy that there is another phone hidden at there house. i surprise again and call her friend there, with command i told her. GO AND BRING THE PHONE THAT MY WIFE KEEPS WITH YOU NOW I DNT WANT TO HERE WHICH PHONE she went in and bring the phone to my surprise again it was the phone i gave to her mom but i think she was the one that kept it and using it. She started begging and her mom was begging me as well so i accepted. so i now started watching her so much now, i got her facebook password and change it, then i met someone on facebook who she dated 7months after she gave birth i was omg i showed her she tried to denied it but the guy was just typing like someone who won a lottery...how it happened between them...she could not denied again but she went out to call the guy the next morning i dont know what they might have say to each other, for this i try to send her away but her mom, pleaded her brother alot that i accepted being a simple someone but i always make a statement to her that being a fool wont make me a fool for life. We cont. our life together i have being watching her since and i hear story like this one say he is dating me and i want to meet him at home but he was not there so i met my friend there and ask her where is he but he was not around, stories like he was just my friend and calling me to greet me, i nudge my head and say alright But honestly i Love so much i got no reason. few months back, she said she wants to start going to church so i told her no problem but after a month of going to church she said they had a night vigil but i thought it to be true because it was a new month and i think it always happen that way so she went and she told me it was for three night so she went with a small girl age of 12years she knows in the street. They went to the night vigil and i never questioned her but after the first week she came to me again and say there is another night vigil this week i was like wtf, So i sent her on an errand and i immediately went for the small girl that goes with her. So i talk to her girl and promise her that i wont fight with her that unless she tells me the truth about the whole stuff. they the went to the night vigil but on the 2nd night the branch at a guys house but later went to the vigil i was very angry and she came in then i started asking her and she was saying different thing but i told her to move out of my house around 11pm in the night then she started packing i was like whoa it seems she already have somewhere and someone to go to. She wants to start move out and i told her to hold on to morning that if she should leave now people would see me as a bad person. but she insisted she was leaving. The First night i called her mom and she talk to her mom before leaving....So the next morning her mom and brother came and i told them to hold onto my daughter for the time being i get my self around but i never said anything to my mom, 2 day 3 rd i told my mom and she started shouting and calling everyone to talk to me that i must find her i would never leave her like that i dont know why mom insisted so i did as she said i went to her church and told them the whole story about the guy sh met in church unlucky they found out who the guy was and called in and i told him everything also she went directly to one of her friends house and brought her i saw her and called her mom with her brother and i called my mom also and they saw her they started begging for her, i was like wtf. someone went for almost 4days and was at a friend's house, how was she surviving but everything was said and i accepted but now she is not with me, she is with her mom in her own town and i have been thinking on what to do about this, honestly i lover her but i dont think it can work out between us but also my mom and her parent will beg me with anything they could. right now and they keep using my daughter to beg me, i think im losing out please advice me on what to do. I want to come out of this. PLEASE ADVICE ME

"MAGA" Even if she pass hiv to you, and she begg you you will accept too.
Issoraot

arnold123:
I love her but I am running out of patience, I try to talk to her but she don't hear and I feel like kicking her ass what do I do guys? She is very villageous and embarrass my life in public all my friends think she is an imbecyl and I think I should dump her just like the way I picked her up, but she has a nice character and good manners but she is tooo schewpid

Dump her nah and date your friends or polished city gals with bad character.
Don't you know guys in that situation blushup gals like her?
STEWPID PHAROUH.

Godswillnwaoma:
thank you my dear. but people think i,m weak and not strong at heart because i,m too generous and nice to people around me.

That's y I said "pay no attention to the talks of ignorant peepz. Stay strong and focused. God bless.

Godswillnwaoma:
not at all. but i do wonder why i was too good to people even wen most of them pay me back with evil but it cant stop me from being good to prople.

Bro forget what people pay you back with.
My mum is like that. Too generous even de period we were soo poor, she gives tnx to people like he is richer dn dem. But it has a reward from God alone. Today we r living a dream life.
So keep doing good, don't let any friend confuse you on that. The reward is from God not human.
As for your gf and your best friend, SMH. You need to be careful with both of em.
De gal is sufering from insecurity and your friend? He has a mouth ache.