₦airaland Forum

afoltundeseun:
lol. You say wetin.

Moi moi wey enter pap nor dey come out again o.

Bet 9ja get plans for that 5k. Them. Wan use am pay staff salary

Dottore:
Who is the presidency?

lilfreezy:
If I catch my friend on top my wife, i will not kee masef, I will just grab popcorn and Fanta then get a plastic chair to enjoy the mojo and ofcos a coboko which will only be used if they stop phuking, after dem don finish both of them will leave my house .

Mcowubaba:
Which particular African Country are you talking about.
You can't look at it Wholistically.

Relocating to Gabon, is not the same thing with relocating to Algeria.
Different Environment, weather, Religion, laws and policies etc

But one sure thing is that Nigeria is amongst the worst African countries to live in, at least in terms of Electricity/Power Supply.
Some things that happen regularly in Nigeria is not obtainable anywhere in Africa or the world


Things like SARS shooting innocent civilians regularly

Nigerian Army molesting a Bloody Civilian

Things like having a President like Buhari

Things like dragging the express roads with the Cows of Fulani Herdsmen

Things like Boko Haram

Things like having a large number of sycophants who can't think for themselves, always fighting tribal wars and defending the Political class, that don't care about them.

Only an illiterate will say Nigeria is the Gaint of Africa, or say things like "let's make Nigeria great again"
As if it was great before .
We only have a large crazy population of sycophants

If you wan relocate, go to Kenya, Rwanda, Mauritius, Cape Verde, Seychelles, or Algeria/Tunisia /Morocco if you're a Muslim and you're good in Arabic.

Don't go to Sudan, South Africa, Zimbabwe

And wherever you plan to relocate to, please enter the Country LEGALLY, and get your PAPERS legally. To avoid chronic Hypertension
Don't go through smuggling, or using a Tourist/Visit Visa then skipping the provisions and rules of your Visa.
If caught, Na T B Joshua go help you when dem deport you come back

Disclaimer: This views are my personal Opinion, informed based on the knowledge and information available to me, it may not be 100% accurate.
Don't quote to insult, ignore if offended

Ayblaize:
.....i Don upload am for my whatsapp status and whatsapp groups...This will make my day

psucc:
Let me settle this case: if nnpc owes capital oil N13b while capital oil stole he goods worth N11b, then let nnpc pay up the remaining balance and stop using the overused and abused DSS and EFCC to settle a matter she is guilty. Court arise, this is my judgement.

Jeffboi:
Lokz. 500k I will connect you to the agent. Your visa, work, will be ready in 4months



I can show you photo copy of my visa,

whitebeard:
lol..i remember..and I can't believe that actually brought me to the limelight..

Hotdice1:
I was there live, it was a memorable day. Once again happy married life bro

whitebeard:
really nigga

Foxyn:
your bro would've impregnated this girl before marrying her to be sure of having children

this one way the girl fine like this.. hmmm

wish them happy marital union

harffie:
Lol...that Yoruba actor, whose pix you did attach to your quote is very crazy..I like him ehn...
He's always saying nonsense in movies

ZombieTAMER:
Lol

ZombieTAMER:
Is that how u used to do

ZombieTAMER:
They died in vain The country ain't worth it mehn
Where is Buhari sef? Have anyone seen him lately?

ahonye15:
As the Lord wish!!!

Agimor:
Did they stole from you...

Smellymouth:
Mine .....

MhizTenderly:
Is he still paying her 300k every month?