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phreakabit:
I watch them on Youtube. You can use Youtube downloader to rip them off youtube though. I hope you dont intent on flooding Alaba ?

i'm hoping someone has already flooded Alaba. . .
its sooo much easier buying it from there. . .

thundersub (aye aye sir),
danger mouse
Voltron (activate inner locks, *something*firms connected, infra cell up, mega thrusters on, ) , OMG ***LARGE GOOSE PIMPLES***

Kids these day have no idea.

, BTW where can i get these classics to buy (i'll prefer them on dvd)

@ jp phil,
u mean AGO (not DPK) ,

how much does n900 go for?
i need one

oga minister . . . free me . . . na  NAIJA!
u don validate am finally. . .
all togeather . . . NAIJA!!!

shalom !?!?!

make una free madam joo. . .
she no fit impress una with her spoken english - gini mezia- she's first lady u cant even boo if she 'shoots' in ur presence that maks her a bigger person and with all ur english abilities where are u ?
why not concentrate on the tree stump in ur eye . . .

maw fuckers

ECC 9 : 11
awe inspiring, everytime

girls always complain about guys getting into their pants - for godsake whatz wrong wit getting into a girls pant ?
i am a gud guy and i love "pants" does that make me bad ?
abeg life goes on

ECC 9:11

Beautiful

-ding- !

sup. . . Tuesday !

@tex always look b4 u leap. . . menik DID indicate the MODEL!. So dont be daft.
@menik -shey next week ba! I no go like hear any crash, pirate or customs stories .
No forget the ps3.
***oogles at the calendar and drools***

Has any1 bought anything from this guy?. . . The 46" tv online goes for btw $759 ~ $850 so how him wan do him own?
Menik prove your claims - i am in enugu with a total of 105,000 naira for a ps3(120gb) and the 46 incher-u have my no. Call me.
People i'll keep u posted

, the chick when i go marry no go wash my cloth, She dey menta ?
Small time she go say she no go give my pikin "baby food" , If i hear !

Whatever

I got what i wanted
-thankz ppl

Come to think of it - i've never toasted any girl - we just end up . . . My first. . . is however happily married

Vanweed talk to ya pikin

the GSE thing is simply - not right.
it's grossly unfair to ask job seekers to pay for recruitment test
. . . its "saddning" !

ok pple ill try to hold ur hand as best as i can here .
below is a sample of ur mail . . . right ?
i've inserted comments
hope it helps
. . .the best.

(i believe it will be similar 2 standard chatered bank's online test i.e methodologically ohoo not questions . . . hum)


Dear Bleep Bleep



Congratulations!



You have been shortlisted to participate in the Guinness Nigeria PLC. online recruitment test.



The online-test will consists of 30 questions, which must be answered in the given time frame of 60 mins.

A count down timer, located within the page, will let you know how much time you still have left.



You have been selected to take your test in Batch xyz on the 765th of August 2038 between 98PM and 99PM.





We recommend to use the following browsers Internet Explorer and Safari.

*** my assumption here is that u go find urself a suitable connected PC e.g a cyber cafe, ur uncle's office e.t.c***

Step-wise guide to online-test:


[b]STEP 1: *** step 1 ohoo ! ***[/b]


In order to make sure your test-login works properly, please click on the link below:



http://guinness.e-testing-hub.com/gptest/ . . . bla bla bla


This link will serve as your unique login for the test. Should you at any time be asked to submit a token, please use the following token: Bleep



STEP 2: *** step 2 ohoo ! ***


a) [b]If this works, please proceed by clicking here and answering a few test questions. THIS IS JUST A TEST AND NOT THE REAL EXAM. It will enable you to familiarize yourself with the environment and make sure that your internet connection is stable enough to take part in this online test.[/b]

*** av done that about 6 questions (crazily randomised - i was asked something about the cartoon - finding nemo)***


b) If this does not work and you encounter an error messages during your test login, please click on refresh, try to use a different browser and make sure that your internet connection is stable. If problems persist, please email us onsupport@guinness.e-testing-hub.com. Make sure that the email includes the test batch id, firstname, lastname and the token. We will resolve the problem and contact you as soon as possible.



STEP 3: *** step 2 ohoo ! ***



On the day of your test (at the specified time), please click on this link http://guinness.e-testing-hub.com/gptest/index.php?lang=en&sid=26342&token=zky4gquczrnmbyu. Should you not be able to click on “Next”, please refresh your browser.



Please note that we will not be offering any re-takes.



Only shortlisted applicants will be contacted!



We wish you the best of luck!



Guinness Nigeria PLC




ahh next ill use a drawing and autocad to explain

if na me i go tell am say i like u pass my mama. . . girls LOVE that line -
tell her with a stright face

all em shawties in da house wagwan. . . can i get the digits . . . or better still - lets get a room . . . i like it from. . .

Guy them no call u . . . so ?

Watch ur comment !

watin dey do all of una sef . . . if u like rock music - then u like rock ; and if u dont - well i guess u dont

stop trying to justify or defend ur taste(or lack of it !) with angels and demons. . .

***hisses loudly***

hey george . . . be strong !

. . . read that 6 times. . . and i still dont get it!
is it me or it

hey ppl the thread expects u to say why u drink water not talk OP, aaah

***hisses loudly***


I drink water cos i like the taste, U?

mmn. . . noted
thanks

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