Nairalanders in their real elements.

Witches and Wizards, it never fails

, When you are with her try to ask her what her face looks like when she's being PUNKED

@poster: if u dont know what to talk about then u need a few years to mature
u think ur supposed to write a script b4 toasting a girl huh
go and ask jim iyke for topics
but wateva u do, never brag to a girl

@poster
ask her what interests her and talk about it e.g if it is books, go ahead and talk to her about it.
if you dont read books as much, u myt ask her to tell you abt a book that fascinates her, in the long run, you will see that you dont need any guides to a conversation because the conversation will just pick itself up from there.

wat an easy question,

tell her about the nollywood movie u saw on TV the previous night, narrate both the part one and part 2, then ask her if she wants more, u can go on and on and on, dont even allow her say a word, be the only person talking, that will work

hey rokiatu, beeing uirself does nt give u wat to say to a lady it only makes u real

The topic would mostly depend on what kind of girl you're dating.
If she is a "true Born-again Christian, talk about good stuffs like "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
If she is just a Christian, talk about how many times she had missed going to church for whatever reasons.
If she is the president's daughter, talk about how you gonna be the one hired to help her Dad steal some money to the US.
If she is an AJEBOTA girl, talk about how both of you would succeed together.
If she is an AJEPAKI girl, talk about how she will start selling fish at Oshodi bus stop.
If she is from Ghana, talk about how you gonna help her get a Nigerian green card.
If she is just a fucking buddy, talk about how many times you guys gonna get together per week to do a show.
If she is a retard, talk about how she is gonna be coming to your house to clean up the place every evening.
If she is a rich woman, talk about how you are going to help her diversify her portfolios, and how much you love her before you met her.
If she is a poor girl, talk about how she is going to get out of welfare.
If she has kids for different men before you met her, talk about how she is going to STOP MAKING babies by different men because she is NOT going to get your DNA samples.
If she is a Lesbian, talk about how you would love to have one of her girlfriends join in a monajatua.
lastly,
it all depends on who she presents herself to be. But whoever she is, MAKE SURE YOU ANALYSE YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCES, AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU WOULD LIKE HER TO SERVE YOU AS A GIRLFRIEND

why dont u find out wht she likes?

that would give u an idea of wht to discuss abt.

good luck bros

oboyrazy:

hey rokiatu, beeing uirself does nt give u what to say to a lady it only makes u real

if you are ur
self u can talk about what
interest u. y would u want people
to tell u what
to talk about? the people are not always going to be with u
so it better to keep it real.

You can discuss anything but don't be too LOGICAL

So Bab Egun what do you know about mathmatics
I am in the year of Understanding Understanding

My ex and i used to talk about mathmatics and so many other subjects along those lines.

@Poster

Start by asking her mother's maiden name.
Or u culd ask her to tell u what she thinks about the latest trend in Nigeria kidnapping/Ransom
Lastly, ask her to tell u about yourself

Bluetooth:

@Poster

Start by asking her mother's maiden name.
Or u culd ask her to tell u what she thinks about the latest trend in Nigeria kidnapping/Ransom
Lastly, ask her to tell u about yourself

will try that one on Saturday.

@ post
Marriage!        Some girls like to hear just that.

@ Lakanye
Why would you do this to yourself? (your pix) It's disgusting      No wonder all the girls on nairaland want to finish you with mouth. You're too old for that now, bro.

@Sister-Woman
You keep rambling "my ex, my ex, my ex" in all your posts. Are you some Jennifer Lopez or some Elizabeth Taylor?

Guy its not that difficult. U can start with rocket science then move to arithmetic, philosophy, psychology if u notice she's getting boared change to african crisis u can start 4rm niger-delta then to bakassi, zimbabwe's politics would be a nice one. Not to forget sudan. If u are really not making sense go 4 the killer the middle east. Talk abt nukes long range ballistic missiles advancement in biological warfare the 3rd world war then finally u can ask what she thinks will happen if america attacks iran. Ha what wonderful topics

@ Lakanye
Why would you do this to yourself? (your pix) It's disgusting No wonder all the girls on nairaland want to finish you with mouth. You're too old for that now, bro.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

Wokeyim:


@Sister-Woman
You keep rambling "my ex, my ex, my ex" in all your posts. Are you some Jennifer Lopez or some Elizabeth Taylor?

Cuz i thought yall were getting tired of hearing about my husband.

talk about cookies

LAKANYE~:

YOU MEAN "YOUR EX-HUSBAND"?

no my current husband. i never talk about my ex-husband unless it is about how small his dick is or what a total ass he is.

if na me i go tell am say i like u pass my mama. . . girls LOVE that line -
tell her with a stright face

yek:

if na me i go tell am say i like u pass my mama. . . girls LOVE that line -
tell her with a stright face

HEY YEK.
SHE GO CALL YOU SAY YOU DEY LIE, BECAUSE THIS NA YOUR FIRST DATE WITH HER, AND YOU STILL DEY FILL OUT APPLICATIONS FOR ADMISSIONS INTO HER KINGDOM.

well this kind of issue is interesting cos some ladies are decent that guys dont need to ask for sex but if the time comes that is necessary for sex she will definitely surrender for the guy.
while most ladies now look forward for sex, that any guy been is boy friend or fancy if so called did not show sign of interest in sex she within 2weeks, she will go for some one else,so that why most guys and me qiucly do that before she act funny.
for me have met several ladies and have sex with them that same day, while most of my ladies, first or second time we met we must surely go for kissing.

just talk sweet non-sence boy

is dis topic a follow up to the PICK UP LINE thread

cos i knw say all d girls 4 dat thread go say

Talk about politics, the last book you read, a movie you watched, what you do for a living, what she does for a living, life, weather, climite control, the ice bergs melting is a dumb pickup line

u say d guy shld b himself, if him talk to una now, na una go stil talk say him no sabi say him pick up line na nonsense


WORLD PEOPLE!!!!

times hav changed, most gals now, u dont need to say anything, just make sure ur pocket is fat and ready

[/quote]Seduce my mind, you can have my body,
Find my soul and I'm yours forever[quote]

, just like the write up

After I don see ridiculous posts,somebody wey expose him burnt guguru yansh, and those wey want you to ask the girl wen she shagg last, and to discuss spirits and witches wetin i wan talk again.

just act normal

topics will come out from "hi, how's the day going?"

act decent and nice - - - Thanks for seeing me, "hope am not eating too deep into your time"


quite simple!