₦airaland Forum

Why can`t you address a topic without quoting a bible? Based on your observation, which among poverty and wealth is likely to make one derail from the things of God? In my opinion it is poverty. Poor people are horrible to interact with, especially here in Nigeria.

huche:
Mathew 19:24

Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.

When a man is poor, especially when he has no hope or source of income. He tends to go closer to God.

But a rich man that has everything at his disposal, pleasure sets in.

My friend, from all indications you are a deluded Nigerian that is complacent with the status quo.Sharing the same ``geographical expression`` called Nigeria with you kinds is the driving factor that clings me to the biafran course .Your acclaimed support for biafra is shrouded with pretense, as indicative from your comments and body language. May I ask for the umpteen time: What right steps are you talking about? As someone earlier suggested, you should please stay clear from commenting on issues pertaining to the biafran course, and as well from my cyber space.

laudate:
I feel sorry for you. What Kanu is doing has not helped the cause of your people. And if you are a good student of international politics, you would realise that insulting other ethnic groups, conducting mass demonstrations and stay-at-home exercises, has never helped any group of people carve out a new nation from an existing one. Take the right steps and get your country fast! A lot of people like us, would be very happy for you to get your proposed republic.

Why are the full of smiles when a very serious issue such as national security is being discussed Or about to be discussed. What a country full of unserious leaders! Spits.

dumebiifeanyi:
Acting President Yemi Osinbajo, met with Nigeria's Defence Minister & Military service chiefs to review and strategize further on National Security issues at the State House in Abuja on Friday.

The meeting is coming after the recent spate of attacks by the deadly Boko Haram sect.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/07/28/national-security-osinbajo-meets-military-service-chiefphotos/

Which right steps are you talking about? When you opined pushing for a referendum through our law makers, I surmised that you are one of those folks that are far from the reality on ground in regards to Nigerian gross injustice and inequity. In which senate are they going to raise that issue? It will be a foolhardy step for one to raise such kind of issue in a senate that has been fundamentally skewed to support the northern course- the course of a primitive and stone age kind of creatures that has been the bane of Nigerian development. Why has no one mustered the courage to talk about the outright disappearance of our president when Nigeria, bedeviled by political, economic and social problems, needed an agile president that will set the ball rolling, commanding his foot soldier to get things done expediently ? In sane clime, that buhari dude would have been advised to resign or out-rightly impeached. My brother, Nigeria is a ruse and a legendarily failed entity that is not salvageable. The only feasible remedy-although as crude as it might be- is what Nnamdi Kalu is doing: Destabilizing what is left of the destabilized country and forthwith balk-anise the shit.

laudate pos t=58928064:
Nobody is holding them back from forming their own country. They should just follow the right steps & the proper political processes to do so, without any bloodshed. That is all we ask. No need for noise, abeg!

Several billions of taxpayers money will go down the drain in the name of changing uniforms, signposts etc. Just watch out!

useless country.

Why do you have to enlighten that idiota? You would have allow him to dwell in his ignorance.

guterMann:
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I don't know who you are nor what you have achieved to call other people miscreants,even if they're 'miscreants',is it not enough evidence for them to seek self determination?

On the issue of self determination no body speaks for another,that's why there's referendum,a person or group of people cannot claim to be speaking for others on their right to self determination.

My brother, I wonder what kind of primitive defense this man who calls himself a Governor of a primitive state is trying to put forward. This has further reinforced my belief that these folks are still living in the stone age.

Blue3k:
Ok seems like misquote of century if we're supposed to believe this.

Definition of a stadium:A place where people watch sports or other activities, usually a large enclosed flat area surrounded by tiers of seats for spectators. So don`t get yourself confused unnecessarily.

Oblitz:
is that a stadium?

Excuse accepted. Then let us wait and see what sanction will be given to the CSO in the coming days for not consulting the presidency in such sensitive issue.

I still wonder where and how Roch-ass earned those Bachelor of law and masters in law that he reeled off. Nigerian politicians and bought certificates is like bread and butter. Roch-ass is fake personified.

As the January 14 D-day for unfreezing of participants' accounts draws nearer, pyramid scheme MMM Nigeria has released new guidelines for its members in the New Year.

MMM says if these guidelines are not followed properly, there will be future disruptions in the service.
The rules will enabled a balanced "GH(Get Help) and PH(Provide Help)," the organization says,

Here are the guidelines (as posted on MMM website)
About the growth of bonuses

We have to see towards it… half of guiders’ supporters said it should keep growing. Guiders misbehaving will be dealt with. And the only way to get them is by getting evidence.
Unfreezing of Mavro will be probably January 14 or might be sooner.


About Proof Of Payment:

We will use a new strategy for fake proof of payments:
We will start checking orders when it turns yellow, that is…
Change of guiders button will be done this week or any time soon. Phone number verification would be implemented soon… via sms notification.
Guiders school: Soon we will start automized guiders school and make it well organised.


False News Around:

We should demonstrate to others that our community is working and not give heed or ear to what people say about the system… It solely depends on us the leaders.
We can also talk to people to PH and let them know that their mavro will keep growing.Recall that the Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), the Securities and Exchange Commission(SEC) and Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) had warned NIgerians against using the scheme.

http://www.somtoo.com/2017/01/mmm-nigeria-warns-users-to-do-this-to_5.html

Kudos for all your support to visa applicants.
Please kindly advice me on this matter. I am a co-founder/staff of a company ``A``, and I want to attend a career development workshop in the USA that is related to my role in this company A, but, the company A being in its rudimentary/growth stage, my income from it is limited to the small amount in the form of profit sharing from the little contracts we execute.
Again, there is another company ``B`` which I am the CEO/founder and which has good financial standing. (Also a company ``C ``whose factory is still under construction, which I happen to be a co-founder)

Now bearing in mind that this workshop is related to my role in company A and will be self-sponsored,my questions:

(1) Will it be proper for me to fill in my role in company A as my primary occupation and the name of company A as my primary employer in the form D160, while I tender company B account statement to affirm my ability to sponsor the trip?
(2).If the case in question ``1`` above is valid, how do I handle the monthly income part in the form D160?
(3). What documents need to accompany me to the interview?
(4) Should I go to the the interview with the CAC registration documents of the three companies (ie A, B, AND C)?


You response will be of immense value to me. Thanks and cheers.

And ``Sha``

Thepasserby:
Nigerian ladies are just too much and their creativity level is so good.
It is quite impossible to have a conversation with a Nigerian lady without hearing these words and phrases.

These words have ruined marriages, ended relationships and have even sent some to the hospital.

Here are 4 words Nigerian ladies are likely to use during a conversation.

1. Like seriously?
Why do they even ask this question and does it even have an answer? Well I guess maybe they use it as a warning sign or when they are interested in the conversation.

2. Whatever
When you hear this word, I will suggest you pocket the remaining words and end the conversation.
Whenever this word is uttered, trouble is not far away.

3. Really?
I can't even categorise this one. Perhaps you can help me out here.

4. Dorrh
No one knows the meaning of this word. I guess that's the power of Nigerian creativity.

Shout out to all the ladies in the house.

Culled from www.palmchatnow.com

When I read about this news, the book[i] In Gods Name[/i]-(An inquiry into the death of Pope John Paul I) comes to my mind. Imo state is gradually transforming into a mafia state.

Please Front Page please.

CSP John Ezeji, the Investigating Police Officer (IPO) who was handling the case of the missing Imo bail-out funds said to be in billions, is dead.
He is reported to have died mysteriously before the Christmas celebration, ahead of the next hearing date when he is expected to appear in court as witness.

He is said to have died under very unclear circumstances since he was not known to have suffered from any form of illness.

His last encounter was when he led a crack team of police intelligence officers to arrest the duty Police Officer, Mr. Gift Udenwoke from Ohaji/Egbema LGA who was detained in police custody for more than 21 days without trial on allegations that he aided and abetted the escape of Cook Henry.

All that the police hierarchy in Owerri stated as reason for the arrests and crack-down on all the staff of Government House and other personal aides who were deployed at the home of the Chief of Staff and son-in-law to the Governor of Imo State, Uche Nwosu, was that they carried out “mutiny” in their place of work.

At the time of going to press, the Imo State Police Command under the able leadership of Commissioner Taiwo Lakanu has not yet defined nor explained what they meant by the offence of “mutiny”.

Instead most of those who were or involved in the investigation of the alleged “bail-out fund scam” are said to have been posted out of the police command.

Besides CSP John Ezeji, whom our source said is from Anambra State one of the securities he arrested on his return from Adamawa State is also said to be missing.

The now deceased John Ezeji had led the operation that arrested constable Gift Udenwoke, Ibrahim Abubakar, the Civil Defence Officer on duty and one of the House boys to Uche Nwosu all of who were said to have volunteered information on how the eloping cook escaped from the mansion allegedly carrying baggages containing wraps of hard currency which were alleged to be stashed away in a vault.

As if that was not enough, Ezeji known for his crack sting operation, was also said to have invaded Port Harcourt city in Rivers State and successfully arrested the consultant who introduced the now missing cook and linked him to Uche Nwosu, as a reliable and trust worthy domestic staff.

According to our source, shortly after the case of the alleged missing bail-out fund billions of naira was brought to public domain, by the media and Human Rights lawyers to Gift Udenwoke, all the Police Officers who were serving with the crack team unit that conducted the investigations, were surprisingly posted outside the state.

They include the now late CSP John Ezeji who was redeployed to an undisclosed State in Norrthern part of Nigeria.

As a pointer to the authority to this sad news, the wife of John Ezeji was last week sighted at the Ikenegbu layout near MCC Road Owerri, residence of the husband when she came to evacuate her late husband’s personal belongings in a house said to be owned by an Mbaise born Domino Hotels MD.

When contacted on phone, the widow, apparently in tears, confirmed the death of her gallant spouse and disclosed that he will be buried on February 23, 2017.

So far, fear has gripped other Police Officers who were either involved in the operation or who are well informed of the details of the outcome of the operations leading to unravelling the secrets that led to the cook to allegedly fleeing Imo State with billions of hard currency suspected to be part of the bail-out funds released to Imo State for the payment of arrears of workers’ salaries and pensions.

The fear and anxiety that envelope and pervade the Imo State Police Command, particularly among those who are privy to the expositions on the reported “mutiny” that took place was further aggravated following revelations that the former security to Nwosu has also not been heard of with his phone number switched off.

Both Ibrahim Abubakar and John Ezeji were scheduled to appear in court as witnesses to the case of “defamation of character” instituted against Community Watchdog Newspapers, where they were expected to testify on the veracity or otherwise, of their volunteered information and written reports respectively.

With their sudden death, the case may suffer some temporary setbacks on both sides of the claimants and respondents.

When contacted to confirm the information about the mysterious death of John Ezeji, the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Andrew Enwerem while responding to our reporter said that he is not aware that any of such police officer is dead, let alone knowing if he was the police officer drafted to investigate the case of “missing bail-out fund”.

https://thenigerian.ng/ipo-missing-imo-bail-fund-dies-mysteriously-ahead-hearing/

Please ignore that slowpoke who wants to seek attention, and who cannot comprehend a simple subject matter.

maasoap:
I've done my best to enlighten you on the subject matter, no more response.

I registered for a USA diversity visa lottery about 6 years ago, but, was not selected. In my registration form there was an error in the year of birth. Now I want to travel to USA with my passport carrying my real year of birth, different from the one I used in registering for the lottery. My question is: Can the trace this error back to my lottery application? Moderators please move to FP.

Are you sure you are with your senses? Can you just take a while to read what you posted again. When has supermarkets become the only place where goods are sold?

Orikinla:
Ignoramus, where will products from factories be sold if not at the supermarkets and other markets.
Don't you know what a supermarket is?

He did not murder Kudirat Abiola, but he received orders from a superior officer (Abacha) to murder her and as the military is concerned he ought to obey they last order. Quite painful as it might be, this is a basic fact that you need to come to terms with as it relates to Mustapha`s case. Shallom.

amzee:
In a sane country this man should have been dead or still in prison for the murder of Kudirat Abiola and all the other atrocities commited during Maj. Gen. Sani Abacha military regime.

-By this time next year, I hope to be alive together with beloved ones.
-My hobby will give birth to our twins.
-Move into my new building.
- Enrol for my PhD

@jerrymania,
I got your point. Remember we paid for the halls, fuelling of the generator, hiring of projector, seminar materials, light refreshment and moreover, we paid to acquire the knowledge we want to impart on you.Also remember that we are not the government, we are entrepreneurs and business men and thus we cannot operate at a loss. Shalom

NOTIFICATION OF YOUTH ENTERPRISE WITH INNOVATION IN NIGERIA (YOUWIN 3) BUSINESS PLAN SEMINAR.

We wish to notify you that there will be a YouWIN business plan seminar organized by the Youth Enterprise with Innovation in Nigeria (YouWIN )Imo State Chapter and it is scheduled to hold as follows:

Date:30th of November, 2013.
Venue: Villa Maria Hall, Number 160 Wetheral Road, beside St. Molumba Catholic Church, Owerri, Imo State.
Time: 10am

This notification serves as an invitation to you to attend this seminar.


YouWiN! is an innovative business plan competition aimed at job creation by encouraging and supporting aspiring entrepreneurial youth in Nigeria between the age of 18-45 to develop and execute business ideas. It is a Federal government of Nigeria initiative in partnership with the World Bank, Department For International Development (DFID), and several other enterprises and financial institutions in Nigeria. Winners will be given a non-refundable grant of as much as #10,000,000. (Ten million naira) to execute their business idea. We must add that this program is very real and it is the most transparent program of the federal government of Nigeria in recent times as we are living testimonies and past beneficiaries of the program.

As past beneficiaries of this program, in this seminar, we will reveal to you secrets on how to access this #10,000,000 (Ten Million naira) grant by teaching you, among other things, how to prepare a good business plan which is one of the prerequisite for accessing this grant.

You cannot afford to miss out on this seminar as this might be the break-through you have been waiting for.

Seminar fee is just #3000 payable at the venue of the seminar.

Accept our warmest regards.

Please I don't mean to sound nasty here. Just figure this out. The aboki man or mallam as they are usually called, after peeing or poopooing will wash his thing with his bear hand and thereafter goes to dish out the suya to the next lucky customer. Heck. Anyway, It might be those particles of things from his thing,which he uses to garnish the suya, that makes the suya delicious as some of you in this forum testified. :

This is why we need state policing in this country. I commend the brave youths.

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

If you've slept with over 8 guys , you have absolutely no right to call your reproductive organ "A PRIVATE PART"! It now belongs to the GOVERNMENT, under the Ministry of Tourism, Department of Explicit Entertainment and Pleasure. And if it happens to be more than 10 guys, It now belongs to the UNITED NATIONS Humanitarian Council under Donor Aid. And if it's more than 15, it should be prosecuted at ICC for crimes Against Distortion of Private Parts :-))

Headworld. i dey hail ooh.

I have came across a lot of dudes who are into Light Business Marker Marketing and i want to know how authentic this business is?

Is the trouser you are wearing men's trouser?If No, then their is absolutely nothing wrong with it because that trouser is strictly made for women, and even as a man you may not be comfortable by wearing it.

Only in Nigeria will you see a thief being celebrated as a hero.

The fact that I am the determinant of my own success inspires me to stay focused.