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nigerian police are a bunch of liars

I think the second stanza of the nigerian anthem is more applicable to the current state of affairs in nigeria
and should be adopted as the main one because the way things are going, we really need the GOD of Creation to attend to our case.


OH GOD OF CREATION DIRECT OUR NOBLE CAUSE

GUIDE OUR LEADERS RIGHT (they dont seem to know anything)

HELP OUR YOUTHS THE TRUTH TO KNOW (let them stop kidnapping,armed robbery,cultism and the like)

IN LOVE AND HONESTY TO GROW AND LIVING JUST AND TRUE (senators n other politicians u dey hear?)

GREAT LOFTY HEIGHTS ATTAINED

dear God plzzz help us
TO BUILD A NATION WHERE PEACE AND JUSTISCE SHALL REIGN (currently this is like a tall order)

Get married to a female soldier and be the one grumbling in your own house and u cant even grumble out aloud least madam hears you and gives the beating of your life? hun hun c'est ne pa possiblue

@ mrbrownjay
why cant u do without a woman its not as if they the air that we breath or are they?

maybe i shd include women in my research.
Godmother,what wud be ur reply if somebody prayed for u and said may men never interfere in ur affairs again

5 pearls of wisdom:

1.Money doesnt always bring happiness,but its more comfortable to cry in a rollsroyce than on an okada.

2.Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's face.

3.Help a man in trouble and he'll surely remember you when he is in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive today only becos its illegal to shoot them.

5.Finally,alcohol doesnt solve any problem,but hmm! does milk?

Simple question can u do without a woman out of your own freewill?

a woman sent her daughter to invite her doctor brother to dinner. The doctor wrote a reply in return but when the woman opened the letter,she could not read it try as she could she couldnt and she didnt know whether he was coming or not so she went and asked her husband for advice.After trying and failing to read the note himself,The husband said ''i have an idea,why dont you take it to the chemist,no matter how bad the doctor's handwriting may be the chemist is always able to read it'' so the woman thinking its a good idea went of to the chemist in her neighbourhood.
When she got there she just handed the letter to him and said ''this is from a doctor''
The chemist took a long look at the note,nodding his head intermitently and finally reached upon a shelf and brought down a big bottle of medicine and told the woman ''take one spoon 3 times daily''

igunu gun de olohun la mi lapa,efufulele de olohun la mi labe.
mo ni osi ro ra lami o, iyeru okin ma je ki abe o jina lapa mi o
emi ni omo abi isu jo ruko omo ijakadi oloro awon omo offa.

omo la re,omo bu ire ikan ogbodo ju ikan lo
eni ti o ba ni ohun ko ni je iyan anama(sweet potato),oluwa re o ni de offa ti wa ni

yee my head is swelling already

Drive like hell and you would soon get there,

speed on brother,hell aint even half full yet

when i die,i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather,not screaming like the rest of his passengers

i can go for zero to bitch in 2.5 sec

for old rickety cars-

"at least it runs" or

"dont laff at my car,ur daughter may be in here"

-I break for animals

-i break just for the hell of it"

-i swerve and hit people at random"

when we was in primary skool,i remeber a day after break period all the boys were looking really rough,in walks the teacher and says "everybody tuck in" and a girl packed up all her skirt and put it in her panties,men was it hillarious

Its not personal,its just business
-mario puzo's Godfather

''They said this war is a bad weather but it was they that made the rain,then they stand under it and say shit its raining!'' -from the movie cold mountain

My **** is going to make sure u boyz dont growup
f***k u and ur motherf***cking mamaz
we gonna kill all of u motherf***kers
-from 2pac hit dem up

a policewoman arrests a kid frm a rich home and the kid arrongantly asks:
''do you know who my father is?'' the policewoman replied and said ''sorry i cant help u with that,am afraid u'll have to ask ur mother''
-frm one of mr bean's movies cant remember the tittle now

As for me,nothing will ever make me pass up my manual gear i just love the co-ordination and the feel of the car responding to my touch. if you are a lover of the stick shift lets tell those automatic buffs what they are missing

hello lady,give me your number in jesus name!!!

A lady friend complained 2 me about an overly persistent quy who simply wont take no for an answer. she doesnt want to be too rude but she wants to get rid of the guy. So she wants to know what turns me off when it comes to women. Well i jokingly told her to blow her nose into her palm and wipe it on her blouse d next time d quy is around cos for me what turns me off most in a lady is poor hygein but i'd like to sample opinion frm u guys. What makes d difference btw one person and the other. I mean what makes you choose one lady over the other? And for ladies, what makes you choose one quy over the other?

Guy nothing do u jor.most of d problems we have socially dis days stem from people who are unable 2 make thier position clear. If dats d way u feel, Men, its ur money

Let me share one of my friend's own xperience. After d usual persuasion frm friends,he went and met d girl and was like "hello" d girl replied. "I want to talk" d girl said ok. "i want to tell u something" d girl said what is it? and my quy was like "DONT WORRY-I'LL TELL YOU TOMMORROW"

The first girl i ever toasted was rita and we were in j.s3. My friends had persuaded me dt d girl liked me so i agreed to toast her and off they went to call her 4 me. Men,my heart was beating like a sledge hammer and i was sweating badly like a thief caught in broad day light. When d girl finally came out,whatever was left of d things i had crammed flew away.well to cut a long story short d girl refused and i thanked her profusely for my main concern was 4 d ordeal to be over. Guys share ur own xperiences lets laff at our past foolishness

If she wore one on her way in and then left it in ur house;which one did she wear on her way out? Ko wo pata

Whilst we rejoice at d release of d veteran actor,lets not 4get d considerable amount he paid to secure his release. For every successful kidnapping,10 more hungary youths take to this dark and evil way. The govt shd pls do something about dis issue as its getting rather unsettling

A friend of mine asked me a funny question and it goes like dis:if u were travelling in bus and the driver is seized suddenly by epilepsy.his foot is jammed on the accelerator and he is jerking and foaming in the mouth what wud be ur immediate reaction?

I loving u, Ori mi o. Abeg open d window & let d atmosphere come inside

Enugu peeps,drop ur no. lets hook up here

Let d quy alone. Like none of us quys has ever thot a girl was just putting up a little show of shakara

A pretty lady in her birthday suit

come to the edge,we might fall.come to the edge,its too high.
come to the edge! they came,he pushed and they flew

no, i dont got no problem telling u my age.i am 20,next year i'll be 19