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Sybellah: Eh this is sad, i knew Torres will cost him is job ,
Oh well good luck RDM

point of correction miss "I knew torres would cost him his job"

CHELSEA:the only club dat changes managers like pampers....wen one is messed,d mother replaces it.

bridgebaby: Fell in love with this lovely virgin. in the heat of emotional 'evry evry', she begged me to enter her and disv..... her, but i hesitated, claiming that i love her too much to do it to her then that i will wait till when we are married. 6 months along the line we broke up. a month after we broke up, her new boyfriend had already started chopping seriously. To think i will learn from that, i didnt. i met this pretty ebony again who wasnt a virgin though, but she was tough to catch, claiming that she knew that i just wanted to chop her and run. well, i finally caught her and in the heat of another romantic "evry evry", she was already at the 'breaking point climax', when she asked me if i was enjoying it and i said i wasnt, cos i wanted her to be the one to enjoy as i was using my fingers instead of my JT. i claimed that i love her enough not to enter her until our wedding and i wanted to prove that i wasnt just there to 'chop and run'. she enjoyed every moment of that experience that day, while i just sat there looking foolishly in love. i never had the opportunity like that again with her and right now, she is married to some other guy with a baby! cant be foolish like that no more. Any babe that crosses my path now should BEWARE. I AM A WOUNDED SNAKE!!!!

O BOY! YOU FOOLISH GAN O!
Once Bitten twice shy they said but you proved the archaic idiom wrong

dabrake: That was in my 100L. She told me she needed N15k for her upkeep and that I should give her. Had no money then(home and abroad). Lied to my mum that I needed cash to sort some courses. Got N15k from my mum, spent N100 'cos I was hungry. She still para for over 2hrs sey I comot N100 use chop.

This is the best so far
*can't stop laughing*
*still laughing*

WOW! Miss Keri in Nigeria *luv dis damsel die* Pray she enjoys her stay and more of jollof rice. No Boys Allowed

So he's an applied mathematician? Abajo! He's soo good @ solving riddles and the likes. Good for him.....he deserved the victory

Yeah! Supported her too but the truth is, Onyinye's intelligence can't compare to Pascal's. ‎​Good for her anyways cos she has just set a new record in the reality show. No
woman has ever made it to the finals.

After weeks in the jungle, PASCAL ERONMOSE claims the ultimate prize. He beats Onyinye (the last woman standing) at the finals.

Gerascophobia
Zeusophobia

OBIANUJU---DUNCAN MIGHTY
I LOVE THIS SONG LIKE CRAZZZZYYYY

EYE
Very important to human race.
Stays the same when you re-spell from behind

Oya! wey the rest?

YEEEEESSSSSSSS! 10 Mins 2go

lecturerdabo: OFTEN DONE BY GUYS SUFFERING INFERIORITY COMPLEX WITH THE HOPE OF BOOSTING THEIR RELEVANCE

Well Said bro!

lafakale: Remember George Owen's Animal Farm? Two legs bag, three legs worst! that Keke Limo is the mathematics

Lol! it's George Orwell bro

sylve11: But why insult him? . .


@ op, that's none of ma business.

I don't know o! he probably cud be a beneficiary of Obama's Victory.
Using Panadol over America's headache

Watchu expect. "Fellow Illuminatian"

If USA was Nigeria, today's headlines would read:

· Don't celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine)
[b]
· Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper)

· 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)

· Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguard newspaper)

· Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper)

· No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)

· The Church declares elections free and fair (News Line)

· There will be violence if we lose; Romney declares (LTV 8 news)

· Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)

· Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)

· Romney is an opportunist - Go back to your farm (AIT news)

· I will not accept results, Romney tells Obama (STV news)

· McCain heads to Election Petition Tribunal (MITV)

· White Majority rejects results (PM News)

· Kenyan Big Boy Senator Obama Throws Lavish Party to celebrate Election Victory (City People)

· Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant Park (Channels TV)

· Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan rejects results (ThisDay)

· Republicans and Democrats supporters clash in Ketu and Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney threatens more heads will roll

· The people behind Obama's victory: True story uncovered... Newswatch[/b]

Bad Invention......there shud be 2 tyres more @ the centre.

Cutex01: Do you allow your girlfriend or any female friend that is not a blood relation of yours pass the night in your house?
Personally i dont allow it, reason been that; anything bad could happen before day break, no one knows when death would come calling. God forbid bad thing if such should happen the rhythm no go sweet at all. So as a matter of principle i d0nt allow a girlfriend or a female acquintance pass the night in my house.
Guys what's your take 0n this? Also fee free to share any personal experience.

Your post is kinda confusing.....so if na Guy pass the night for you house and God forbid "dies" the rhythm go sweet abi?

Me:Praise the lord!
Response:Lola is Back!!! Oya.....kwantinue, i don dey forget small small

Na wah o! 16 views not even a single comment.
Lazy Nairalanders

I lived with the memory of that night throughout my university days. Nightmares… Recalling the way I was dragged with my hair, and stripped me of my innocence. His drunken voice, telling me to be quiet. His big hands, handling my breasts wickedly, forcing my legs apart. He tore my thigh deeply with his knife as he was trying to rip off my jeans. I remember it all…

Its been six years since then. With the help of God and my family, I gradually got over the incident. I’ve dated a number of guys, and I showed them ‘hell’ ! I vowed never to let any man touch me, never to get married…. Till I met Tade.

We worked in the same department at a bank here in Abuja. I initially tried all I could to avoid him, because I noticed I always had tingles in my belly anytime our eyes locked. He would smile and I’d blush. Very odd feeling. I knew I was falling in love. *sigh* I convinced myself that it was going to pass… But it didn’t, so I let all my fears fly away.

Tade was everything a lady could ever wish for. Handsome, wonderful sense of humour… I had never felt so loved in my entire life. He was very reserved, always respecting my views and choices. He never asked me for sex, never even made an attempt to. I loved this man fiercely! I wanted to have his children, I loved him too much…

But there was something about Tade I couldn’t quite place a finger on. I knew something was wrong but I didn’t know what it was.

Sometimes, I’d catch him staring at me with a confused look. I thought it was just the normal “pre-wedding fever” as we were getting married soon.

I was wrong…

Our wedding was glamorous. It worked out as planned, was even better. The joy in my heart when he said “I DO” was inexplicable! The remaining parts of wedding were just blurs to me, all I was thinking about was our wedding night. I still had not had sex, I was nervous.

Yes, after all the partying, we went to our new home. We were quite tired, sure. But as expected, your wedding night shouldn’t be a night to sleep. Our’s was very eventful.

He carried me to our room. My heart was pounding. I remember him looking me in the eyes, telling me he loved me. He was undressing me, nobody spoke. For the first time in my life I saw a naked man. I was quite alarmed by the size of his manhood. OMG!!

He laid me on the bed, kissing me. Flashes of that night flooded back. I had to tell him, I just had to. I was about to speak when he suddenly froze.

“What’s wrong?” No reply. His eyes widened as he touched the scars on my right thigh. “Tade?” All he said was, “Where did you get those scars? How? When?” I started stammering, “I… I’ve always wanted to tell you, but I didn’t know how. I was raped a long time ago. Tade? Please….” I told him everything.

Tade was crying. I felt stupid. I started begging him, I wanted to touch him, but he was moving away. And alas, he said these words that I’d never forget, “I’m sorry Gbemi. I’m so sorry, why did it have to be you? Karma has cut me deeply. Why did it have to be you?” I didn’t understand what he meant. “Shhh! What are you saying?” He knelt on the floor, amidst tears, he said, “It was me, it was meee! I was a drunkard and a rapist. It was me. You were the only one I cut with that knife. I remember clearly, I’m not …..”

I didn’t hear the rest. My world came crashing down before my very eyes. I passed out on that spot.


MY QUESTION GOES THUS: IF YOU WERE IN HER SHOES WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

I remember very clearly that day that ruined my life, the day I’d for ever curse. The 26th of July, 2008.

I was having my 2nd semester exams. There was this ‘cramming rush’. LOL. Read as hard as you can and forget every single thing once you dro
p your pen. I decided to study in the school library, my room mates weren’t even catching the exam fever. The three of them were busy talking about the party they were going for that night and all the other dirty details. Such raw, un-tamed girls!

“Amy, Titi, Grace, I’m going to read. I’d see you guys in the evening.” Amy and Titi nodded.

Grace, with her ibo – filled accent, shouted, “So ya not going for the pool party ehn? You’re so uptight! Na you kill Jesus? Abi wetin?” I played the ‘deaf and dumb’ role at that moment and left the room. Lord have mercy!

The library was a 20 minutes walk from my hostel so I didn’t bother taking a bike. I got there at exactly 5pm. Goodness me! I had loads of books to read! I remember flipping some pages before dozing off….

I raised my head, still dizzy. Everywhere was pitch-black! I shouted, “Hello!” and all I heard was the echo of my own voice. It was then it dawned on me, I was the only one left in the library. Damn, it was 11:30pm!

I packed my books hurriedly and raced out of the library. My heart was in my mouth. The thought of being outside at that ungodly hour, in a place that was known for crime and the sorts, sent shivers down my spine. My heart was dancing in my chest. I ran as fast as I could!

I was passing a bush path, just a stone throw from my hostel when I felt two big, rough hands on my shoulders. Before I could even think of screaming, he covered my mouth and slapped me senseless. I was dragged into the bush, almost lifeless, gagged and blindfolded.

I never saw his face, but I do remember him taking away my virginity, forcing himself into me with all the brutality you can ever think of.

My name is Gbemi and I was raped at 18.

Exactly! Banky W came to limelight wif Rihanna's Umbrella. He's now a very successful artist loved by many.

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olu4life: Now thats what we are saying,bros u get Aluu kinda thought,so wicked and heartless. So u expect everyone to bone the issue ehn?! Let me first ask,if it was ur brother they killed,what will u be presently doing? Going back to office and forget the whole issue?! Smh

No mind am jare, can't you see he's also an Aluucifarian?

Congrats guys......xoxo happy for you.
When you resume pls dnt forget your primary aim o. dnt be carried away by UNILAG's Swagg o.
see you all @ the top.

You guys shud check again. supplementary list has been uploaded

kingzlee: now how abt the pple dat r sayin they saw their name frm jamb website,are they direct entry students tooo

Dem don keep shut......Ignorance nor go kill dem