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*When she demands for things her father can't afford/acquire in a decade*

Wishing all AKOKITES a successful Second Semester Exams.
Come next year, me sef go they write my second semester exams for Unilag.
wud be preparing for sophomore.

emmke: the ronaldo fans are at it again.

How does ronaldo deserves the award? What yardstick are u using? In the la liga messi completely outshone him; he had more goals and assists than CR7. Iniesta certainly performed better than ronaldo in the euros and WC. This clearly means that which ever of these tournaments is used, ronaldo will always come second best.

Now using el classico performance to argue that ronaldo is the best is just plain dumb.

shuuuoo! Dem Play World Cup for 2011?

Trouble is when you wear a customized T Shirt that has "I LOVE BOKO HARAM" as its inscription come enter Army Barracks.

I Can't but doff my hat to lola.luv..........i haven't read this non-fiction piece in a while.
I Just cudn't stop reading..........abeg, more episodes pls.
U're just the best

Stesibelle17: o yeah. True talk ma brother. Hw u doin tho. Its bn a while

YAH! Miss Anna, been a yle......ow you doing. wud DM You soon.

To all Merit Candidates. "If u are there b4 us calm down...jezz dat God wants u to witness our arrival".

Trouble is when Seun Closes this thread

Terry19: Kan sum1 give me d namez of of d 2 neatest male hostel in unilag

Bros, no hostel is neat o, except PG Halls and MOREMI(female)
But i fink SODEINDE & KING JAJA Hostels are ok

Can't wait for registration...supp list on ma mind.

RAAAIIIIDDDD! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Dumbass go watch RAID Insecticide Advert.

Guess your fingers should be banned too for typing this trash.
SMH

Pls has any1 done his or her registeration 4 2012/2013 accademic session

Power House Chapel........The People of Praise
Mulero, Agege Lagos

I_am_Ife: Uhm....pls, my reg is 2mao, do i have to fill all three screening form and pls, do I have to go with money for anything?

.

Yes you have to.
Go wif #500 for hostel application.......*Success*

Dubemkelly: @Bankole u r a bad rep of yhu schl,so shocked u r studying law,I really wonder hw u cud win cases 4 yhu clients cos u can hardly write a simple correct English sentence wout unnecessary errors even tho,da lang aint ours buh we shd try 2 step up nd give it our best shots,da more u write,d more grammatical blunders u commit,sure u did English nd Lit-in-English in schl? Cos ur write ups r so disgusting nd unwarranted #SMH# I fink ur topic shd hv read 'Schls wiv unsteady academic calendar' not 'lazy' cos u hv no idea on da yardstick 2 ascribe laziness 2 an entity
,Ur p is unyielding 2 correctns n I implore u pick sum English txts yle u stl on break 2 knw da lang bera cos ur knowledge on dt leaves more 2 b desired...

Yeh! See Finishing
The poster must be regretting now

Wait o! which of the two did you first come across? A or B?
If it's A, then you shud definitely go for B because if you really loved A You wudn't have allowed B in. #GBAM

Mtcchew! JAMB Qwension, e no even get options sef.
Abeg i don pass Jamb level

skimarvel: Pls will d reference letter b typed or handwritten i nid an ansa ASAP pls

It must be typed and printed on a letter-headed paper. Stamped and signed.

OLORIBURUKU NI WON! This oyinbo people with racism sef

ebicon: how many of this schools have you attended?

Thank you, Good Qwension...........oya ansa!

flakkybee: Good morning, am so much surprised what happened to my phone over night because I didn't switch it off. Cosmic ray eventually visited me but it didn't come alone, it came with Murphy ray, lasun ray, Muka ray & mama ray. I think the rays came to hearth in search of Baba Ray. Lol
If you send false message to people because MTN is doing free sms promo, God is watching u.

Yes o! through a 500inch Plasma TV

crackhouse: simply say my phone broke instead of saying Android. Naija people sef

Abio! guess he wants to make a show of his phone..........must you announce to the world that you use an android phone?
Empty Vessels they say...............No hard Feelings o!

Cosmic Ray has turned my phone to Ipad2 o! I'm loving dis......which ray go come 2nite? I want my house to change to a castle. MUKA RAY i presume.

Cosmic Ray has turned my phone to Ipad2 o! I'm loving dis......which ray go come 2nite? I want my house to change to a castle. MUKA RAY i presume.

Cosmic ray nikan ko, na Lasun ray......imagine, all my friends have turned off their fones. Mttcheew. SMH!

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Youngzedd: Sincerely speaking I fall in love [/b]with my prefect while I was the Asst Academic Prefect of my school in SS 3 in the year 2010.
She was the prefect and I was the Assistant.
But I never wanted to disturb her and her studies, I never told her [b]although we seat together in the class but, it's too hard for me to say that, aaah too hard.

After our graduation, she travelled to Oweeri Imo state, I do call her and She also call me.

Just last month She came to visit her brother in Onitsha, She told me on phone that She is coming and I went to pick her up, when went to a cool place to drink and have fun, for almost a year we meet last.

During my secondary school days, my mind told me then She fill the same way I fill for her but She didn't mention, her behaviour towards me shows that.

But my greatest fear is that She may go for another man. After I have fall for her.

I tell you She is the best woman any man can ever have as a wife.

She took me as a brother then.

You know how things changes, She may leave me after She is through with her tertiary education, although both of us are about to enter this year, our results are okay.

I need your advise on how to tackle this issue on my mind that She may go for another man.

Bros, It's simple. Tackle your English before tackling her

Na wah o! Some get Head them no get Cap, Some get Shoe them no get Legs.
Imagine these admitted guys complaining of different issues.
Me wey all the requirements don over ready, Make list just come out make i go register sharply. No time
God will help us all.

buster: Someone just informed me dat d change of course form is out. I don't know hw true

Just called a friend in LAG to affirm that. wud keep you posted

OSHIOMOLE: @yemstok are u going to see MR rol*** u shud know who i mean if truly u are going to computer science

Who's that....really dnt knw any1 o!