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Politics / Re: Why Must Rufai Oseni Always Argue With Every Guest On Arise TV? by Yerimzo(m): 5:28pm On Oct 20, 2023
Jallotti:
So he should keee kwayet and swallow every bull that is churned out?

Without Rufai, no one watches Arise TV.
Is it that life-time award turncoat ati roasted burnt charcoal Agbado called “Abati”?

Or that extremely irritating, slimy, snake-tongued, pretentious, morally-bankrupt, BBC-TVC-Agbado Ayo?
Rufai Oseni any day!

Ojineka tries to be neutral at least.❤️
Haba guy, wetin Ayo do you? Ayo that is always on the side of Rufai. How u take dey watch the morning Show sef?
Politics / Re: If Obi Had Won Nigeria Muslims May Faced What Gaza Is Currently Facing - Omokri by Yerimzo(m): 10:42am On Oct 12, 2023
This Man Reno is a DEMON. A Useless ass-licking nincompoop. His day of reckoning in a bit.
Politics / Re: Islam Endangered If Taraba, Nasarawa Fall To Non-Muslim Governors – Sheik Sokoto by Yerimzo(m): 9:27pm On Oct 07, 2023
Why do this idiots have to make everything about religion? Who religion help?
Politics / Re: Naira Withdrawal Limit: APC Government's Scamming Nigerians – Kachikwu by Yerimzo(m): 5:39pm On Dec 08, 2022
FOOTSOLDIER1:
1. If you are a lady seeing this; please note, "am is not the same thing as I'm"

2. "Am" reduces your value irrespective of who you are, when you keep writing "am this, am that instead of "I'm this, I'm that"

3. "Am" is not a short form of I'm!.

3. I'm is the correct word to use, stop writing .

grin grin grin I feel ur pain bruv.

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Crime / Re: Missing Person. Picture. by Yerimzo(m): 12:11pm On Mar 02, 2022
Kestolove:
How this kind big person with this huge breast nd fat yansh go lost!!!.. If she fvck finish she go come back
Seriously
Crime / Re: Missing Person. Picture. by Yerimzo(m): 12:11pm On Mar 02, 2022
NaijaGoBetter20:
God Almighty will be with her where ever she might be and I pray she returns hale and healthy by the grace of God.

Amen
Crime / Missing Person. Picture. by Yerimzo(m): 11:54am On Mar 02, 2022
Hello guys, this is Amaka Paul Winner, a graduate of Bingham university, Abuja- Keffi Road, Karu LGA. She went to the said School on 28th Feb, 2022, to sort out some NYSC posting issues. On her way back to the Lokogoma area where she resides, contact was last made with her around the Nyanya axis where she informed of the hold up she was stuck in. That was the last time anyone heard from her. Later that day, her phone popped up around the New Karu area, and not a thing ever since.

Kindly help reach out to the attached numbers with any useful information. Stay blessed, stay safe.�
08033034864
08035968959
Mod, kindly move this to front page please.


UDATE:
Thank Good God, Amaka just called. She was abducted in Karu (28/02/2022) and dropped off today (02/03/2022) at Bwari.
We appreciate your prayers and well wishes. And to those who felt the need to run their mouths without considering the plight of this poor girl, still, our prayer for you is that you, or your loved ones never find yourselves in this kind of situation.

Also, with all my plea this never made front page Sha, MODs should always make issues like this top priority pls, no one knows where help can come from. In all, thank you all.
Health / Re: I Don't Last Long In Bed, What Can I Do? by Yerimzo(m): 5:20pm On Oct 12, 2021
Ebi2233:


Sex is not a sin when it's adults that discuss it, and it's mutually agreed by two adults, before it is carried out.
It's not a sin.

Which brand of weed is dis guy smoking �?
Celebrities / Re: DJ Muse Brutalized By Police For Not Having Hangout App On His Phone (Photos) by Yerimzo(m): 7:03pm On Aug 26, 2019
Starboytwo:
Heres my hangout story

I was jejely going to buy pepper when 3 police man disappeared inside my front, Gbam... They asked for my ID,

Me- but oga na pepper I come buy na, my house nor far, I say make boys do concoction this morning

Oga- you are a cultist

Me- hmmm, oga, woh du you mean?

Oga- oh you are asking me, ask me well well... He grabbed me by my waist and escorted me into thier danfo.... Off we went...

Me- but oga, I no understand where you dey carry me go ooo, I no Sabi all this place now, whixh Kain wahalah be dis, make person no fit buy pepper for person country again...

Oga- unlock this your phone, "extending it to me" (after initially seizing it)

Me- after initially doing small " oga na my personal property blah blah".... Me unlocks phone and he immediately starts rummaging through everything... WhatsApp, pictures, Instagram, account balance, everything...

Oga-- "visibly angry" you don hide am abi? You think say you get sense? He found my Gmail and asked why I got 4 Gmail, unless I'm into fraud... Then he smiled, he looked up at me with that " God don catch you look... He found my Google Hangout, clicked on it and it was slow coming up, he got angry again, while I tried to help him, next thing "gbam on my cheek"...

Me- Han han, oga wetin I do na, there's no crime in having a Google Hangout na blah blah....

Few minutes later they went out, came back after like two hours with fresh set of boys

Oga- Han han, una still dey here, 'slaps one guy standing anyhow by the door"... Una never reason una self...

Later I dialogue with the woman police sitting with us and gave her 2k, base on say I no do anything, I don waste time and chop one slap... She promise to talk to them...

Woman- oga, this one bring "February"

Oga- you no even get level, as you tall reach you nor get money... Na una go dey get 3 girlfriends, and una no geh shi shi...

Me- oga me I be virgin

Oga- oya come dey go, anytime you nor carry your id card again, na cell you go sleep... He gave me directions, we talk normal normal and I left....

That's how we roll like that... They are actually your friend after you give them some money....
grin grin grin ....ordinary pepper fa
Health / Re: JOHESU Suspends 43-day Strike, Orders Workers To Resume Work On Friday - Punch by Yerimzo(m): 7:56am On Jun 01, 2018
danilmo:


u and this ur stale line of correcting doctor,

I hope this is not coming over ur head that u know drug than doctor as regards patient management.

shine with drug production in emzor biko..

don't comma carry one doctor mistake and start giving urself hope.. grin ..
no reason am. pharm is a noble profession but u guys decided to ridicule it by trying to rub shoulder with doctors..
no wonder u guys are always shown where u belong( dispense my drug and be fine bro cheesy )

lazy Nigerian youth
go back to work tomorrow or ure sacked off bro

'One Dr's Mistake' lol.... U and ur minister of Doctors shud Keep Enjoying d euphoria of ur temporal victory bro.What u don't knw is how this is a tactical retreat to allow for rule of law and ease d pains of patients. U guys won't knw what hit u soon. And FYI,FG job or not I'm covered, its just one of those side hustles 4me. Keep basking in ur ignorance,the shitty system encourages it. Peace!!
Health / Re: JOHESU Suspends 43-day Strike, Orders Workers To Resume Work On Friday - Punch by Yerimzo(m): 12:16am On Jun 01, 2018
Boss13:
Their demands are ridiculous. If you want to earn like doctors, go to medical school and be a doctor. In fact, their jobs may become non existence in the future. Their jobs can be conducted effectively by Robots/Artificial intelligence.

You can imagine a health worker who went to school to study pharmacy. Rather than look for industries to make drugs, he/she dispenses drugs in a hospital and now wants to earn like a doctor. Na wa oh. Robots can dispense drugs!

Truly some folks passed through sch without sch passing through em. No worries,by d time Pharmacists start publishing the blunders u guys write as prescriptions dts wen u Wud realise robots can't save the innocent lives most of y'all half baked Drs send to early graves. Mister if u've not travelled arnd at least Google is ur frnd, Pharmacists all over the world are no corner stones,there's no contest btw y'all and Pharmacists wen drugs are involved. Day in day out dis honorable men and women clean up ur mess without making a biggie out of it. Nigga just chill,time go tell.

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Celebrities / Re: Ebuka Reacts To Claims That Cee-c Is His Sister-in-law & Tobi His Brother by Yerimzo(m): 5:08pm On Feb 02, 2018
Mancity will definitely do back to back EPL with dis kinda form. No way such form dy on can be for just a season.Dayuuummmm!!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Releases List Of Shortlisted Candidates For 2017DSSC Aptitude Test by Yerimzo(m): 11:50pm On Nov 28, 2017
Sup guys, does any1 have an idea of the number dy finally pick 4rm each state at d end of screening? Don't wanna sound pessimistic bt wudnt wan2 go as far as Sokoto all d way 4rm Abj if I feel dias hardly a chance
Crime / Re: Graduate Posts Girl’s Nude Pictures Online, Teenager Alleges Rape (pictured) by Yerimzo(m): 12:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
grin
ControlX:
That guy needs to have his balls excised and hung on a ten foot pole at Oshodi.

Rapist are the worst form of living humans.

And no... Konji is not a bastard.

A man who cannot control his balls is a mad dog on rampage. He should be shot 10 bullets in his groin and left to die. angry



For ladies, help yourselves to avoid rape.

Why would you follow a full fledge young man with blood running in his balls to his house/lonely place??


Just tell me why?
SMH
grin
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Made Your 2015? by Yerimzo(m): 12:14pm On Dec 17, 2015
Katapolt - Reekado Banks
Wizkid - Ojuelegba
Phyno - Connect
Chris Brizzy - Zero
L K Kuddy ft Yung6- With you
Etc Etc
Politics / Re: Channels TV Terminates Pastor Bakare’s Broadcast Over Alleged Critical Comment by Yerimzo(m): 12:23am On Jan 05, 2015
Christianity 4life mehn! we say it as it is,criticise ours if need be,always standing 4d truth, no be like other religions wey go hail d devil himself as far as him associate wit 'em.

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Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Hottest: Yvonne Jegede, Yvonne Okoro or Yvonne Nelson? ( Photos ) by Yerimzo(m): 8:13pm On Sep 30, 2014
valicious1:
Dun know why I so dislike this ur username

Hahahahahah,haba bros,jst like dt?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 7:52am On Dec 18, 2013
BCraig:

You have no shame! You break a man's heart and you go on as if nothing happened.

In fact, I need a hug!

Hug me! embarassed

Faagg!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 10:21pm On Dec 17, 2013
BCraig:

The show is over for scipher. cry

Deciphered, severed, cut up and served.

Nahhh,u got it twisted bruv,hez got better finz to attend to,Jst as I do too.I kinda even regret time waisted on u Mofoz.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 10:15pm On Dec 17, 2013
sweetcheecks:

You are the ones brandishing insults all over and you want to say you have not taken it personal? Hopeless!

Trust me,hopeless is not knowing wen 2b grateful.Even God likes a grateful child,talk less of we mortalz......Ungrateful Elementz!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 9:52pm On Dec 17, 2013
sweetcheecks:

Believe what you want I do not give fvck. I am here to cure you of your delusions and thinking you can talk craappto boost your craappy ego's at other people's expense.

Pathetic, are people who attack a country that has lost their great icon and instead their pathetic leaders who are suppose to be diplomatic give stupid interviews becouse they want to feed their sickness of bragging about anything that they have not worked for, instead of doing right by their people and become their own countries icons.

Now, that is Pathetic!


weldone!Mr Jacob Zuma shud personally giv u a tap on d back 4going all naijophobic nd takin dis thread so personal.Ur fcuktard broda to @ Bcraig.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 9:22pm On Dec 17, 2013
sweetcheecks:

Another recitation, you all act like Zombies. No wonder!

As in ehn......Dis biaaaaatch must b really jobless,hav u bn dtched by a 9ja boi b4? wats wit all d hate ma'am?.......U so pathetic,I tell u.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 8:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
@Morpheus24,jst let dis hateful ingrates be as only time wud speak 4 all ma bro.As a matter of fact,wen u d best a pack of haterz wud always surround u.


No be dia fault self,na our stupwid Leaderz I blame.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 8:12pm On Dec 17, 2013
scipher: I guess that's why some are seeking recognition
.
U empty shell,aint those enough to atleast get a 'tnk u'?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Madiba's Burial: Isn't South Africa Most Ungrateful To Nigeria? by Yerimzo(m): 8:12pm On Dec 17, 2013
scipher: I guess that's why some are seeking recognition
.
U empty shell,aint those enough to aleast get a 'tnk u'?
Career / Re: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by Yerimzo(m): 9:13pm On Nov 14, 2013
Woh! Never knew we had Such a big family......Dis is Pharm. Abraham Yerima registerin.Currently running my internship @ Fed Med Centre Bida.....I must say d xperience is super superb. As men of honor...........
Health / Re: World Pharmacy Day: Simplifying Your Medicines Use, No Matter How Complex. by Yerimzo(m): 10:42pm On Sep 25, 2013
Honestly,it can b disheartenin how much most peepz in d society seem not to knw d worth of a pharm.Its takin 4ever to make a larger majority aware.Wud keep doin ma thing though.....As men of honor.......We join hands.

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Health / Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by Yerimzo(m): 9:24pm On Aug 28, 2013
Doctors are highly over rated in dis country wen its absolutely glaring dy cnt discharge d health care duties alone.If only peepz realise how much d pharmacists save lots of lives frm correctin over or under- dosed prescriptions.The role of Nurses nd med lab scientists too can not b over emphasised.Those house officerz na dem dy ghock pass sef....Make I hear word abeg.
Science/Technology / Re: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by Yerimzo(m): 11:01pm On Aug 25, 2013
He has since been overdue to become d VC bt trust ethnic and religious sentiments nw,dy didn't give him.I guess dt wudav prolly been a distraction 2him.Congratz sir,who says hardwork doesn't pay?.........and b4 I 4get.......PROUDLY ABUSITE!
Music/Radio / Re: PSquare Sign Cynthia Morgan To Their Label by Yerimzo(m): 9:58am On Aug 23, 2013
Dis Diva's punch lines so on point.......dt song wit Jhybo was ma ring tone for almost forever.
Celebrities / Re: EXPOSED! Rihanna Reveals That Cristiano Ronaldo Is Gay Man...see Evidence HERE! by Yerimzo(m): 9:33am On Aug 18, 2013
Utter nonsence,blackmail at its peak......If its really true she said dis, Rihanna don fall ma hand.Pesin wey don get pickin sef
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Back Tattoo by Yerimzo(m): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2013
Not a fan of tattoos,bt nyc pose.

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