₦airaland Forum

Autolord:
know everybody is upset about subsidy, but like a typical Nigerian, like to make jokes abt problem. Indulge me. This is my compilation; with some borrowed ones.
Dis is jonathan's way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife"
If He puts on AC 4 U in d Car,den He rily loves U
Dnt be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead, be wise
Enugu2Lagos by bus nw 17k. sme pple can't even come back 4rm village, L'obatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for.
next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the fueling station
BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found ,  fuel missing!!!=D >=)
No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging
Date your neighbour or die trekking
A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL My FUEL
: Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: I'll take fuel, .
Nig police st 2 increase bribe rates frm #50 to #141.
Abuja BigBoy spotted Oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend.
Island BF+Mainland GF=Long Distance Relationship
Hey lady,can I buy you fuel sometime ?
No baby. Your house is too far. think we have to break
U smiling?

LWKMD sha

Alba petrol station by army barracks Onitsha, 140 naira per litre. Unbelivable

Why wont i defend when attacked?

I'm speechless.

Happy New Year to you all.

mikeansy:
If this country is to move forward, a Muslim Hausa Fulani must not be elected President in the next 50years

We have Muslims in the South West who can be President or Christains in the North Central who can be voted.

Electing a Muslim Hausa Fulani will be a recipe to catalysis!

And of what use has christians from the SW(OBJ) and SS(GEJ) being to us christians and muslims alike? Let's stop being myopic and call a spade a spade.

Same old story. Hisses.
Next story abeg

Basics007:
If my memory serves me right. I remember that when Mariam Babangida (of blessed memory) launched the defunct Better Life For Rural Women she did a comprehensive launching to raise money for the program. Same thing for Maryam Abacha's pet project The Family Support Program. Even the dreaded Turai Yar'adua sourced(though it was subtle coercion) money for her cancer's whatever. So why should money be set aside for Patience own. These people are making a mockery of Nigerians daily. It's seriously getting abnormal now

This woman tire me no be small, only hope the story isn't true.

Talk is cheap and dem no dey buy am for market so he can go on and on blabbing when his house is on fire or maybe the Boko Haram guys plot a coup against before he shuts his trap. Yeye

I dont think it's right bringing in any ethnic colouration into this as other places had been thier target in the past; UN building, police stations, market places and the MFM church in Jos was also a target on that same day. Let's be more analytical with issues like this.
My heart goes to bereaved to be consoled and the souls of the dead victims RIP.

Dont know what to say.

Nonsense, what with the level of corruption in this country? It ought to be degraded and i think S&P is up to something here.

What does this mofo mean?

Wished GEJ was pushed out, he's doing nothing.

Her wedding did it, thanks to that.

Just monday?

How true is this anyway?

Abeg same old faces, we don tire sef. E be like say e no dey tire these Ghanaians

We all have in one way or another and nobody dey innocent abeg. I remember those 'microchip' days.

I dont believe this tales by moonlight story, does not add up but we really need to be vigilant as these guys are really crazy.

Monday, how i hate it till date.

It all depends on my mood to say which is

Uwazurike has the same passion as Great Ojukwu so i believe in him.

The State of Israel is highly needed right now, WTF.

lost hope

Just lost all hope in Nigeria, let's just go our seperate ways and hope for the best. These killings must stop.
Just as the federal government couldn't prevent the pogrom of '66 as it is today against the Boko Haram guys, why pretending we are one. I shedded tears as i heard the wails of the survivors of yesterday's mayham so what are we waiting for? F U C K this federation.

No need trading blames, let's all brace up for the worst next year. I have always advocated for one Nigeria but it seems we need to go our seperate ways and maybe in future, reconsider coming back together again. Just lost all hope in this experiment called Nigeria painful as it may be though after these recent bombings. We all have to stop living this lie and face the fact that NIGERIA cant be one. So sad but a bitter truth.

Ol'boy yeh!

Deja vu

Hmmmmmm

13volts:
it was not a blast but a gun shot from a mopol who was responding to a threat by some hundloms to snatch his rifle. the incident occurred near mountain of fire around British American junction. believe me am there right now.

I very much hope you are right on this.

Na wah o, these guys are not relenting o. Too bad