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RomanceRe: Why Are Black American Ladies Viewed As Animals? by yetmao: 3:52pm On May 17, 2021
TaminaliaCatapa:
Because y’all are very lazy, entitled motherfokas with no culture whatsoever. You’re also very loud, rude and with no sense of reasoning.

I pity Africans who settle down with these breeds of loud and extremely rude humans.

If any of my brothers brings any of y’all home, I’ll beat the shit out of him first, then disown him.


I currently have a friend who got married to one. This mumu friend is from Zimbabwe. This guy works 2 jobs to keep body, soul and family together.

The family of which my guy wasn’t prepared for but this akata girl already realized my guy na mugu. As she throw puna give my guy, my guy fill PUna up without rubber. Next thing she choke my guy with pregnancy, packed in my guy’s room herself.

Back to present, akata girl sits at home all day and night to watch zee world. If anything beaks and she can’t watch the zee world, she will complain to we the committee of friends that my Zimbabwean nigha is not treating her well; something as little as dead remote batteries.

She doesn’t wanna work, she claims managers are rude, but who makes up the bulk of the managers? Ur fellow akata pple na. She waits for my friend to buy paynt pata, toothpaste, batteries, water etc....

And guess what, she’s the most territorial, jealous biatch I’ve ever laid my eyes on. She wants no girl to speak with her man. She saved her own number on my guy’s phone as “My lovely wife” with many love emojis...


I’ll never marry akata even if they point gun to my head. I’ll rather marry a 60year old Nigerian evening newspaper than marry those rude, LAZY and entitled biatches
All ladies are the same. You just described the attitude of most Nigerian girls
SportsMcgregor Became Highest Paid Athlete In The World Over Messi, Ronaldo. by yetmao(op): 5:54am On May 14, 2021
Former two-division UFC champion, Conor McGregor, has been named the highest paid athlete in the world by Forbes placing him above soccer stars Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. This is the first time McGregor has topped the list.

McGregor, who fought only once during the period Forbes is calculating earnings is said to have made $180 million over a 12 month period, $22 in the Octagon and $158 of endorsements and other earnings. A big bulk of his calculated earnings comes from the sale of his whisky, Proper No. Twelve, to Proximo Spirits for $150 million.

McGregor is only the third athlete (Roger Federer and Tiger Woods are the other two) to make more than $70 million outside of the physical sport they play.

Here's a rundown of the top 10 athletes and their calculated earnings.

Conor McGregor – MMA- $180 million
Lionel Messi – socccer – $130 million
Cristiano Ronaldo – socccer – $120 million
Dak Prescott – NFL – $107.5 million
LeBron James – NBA – $96.5 million
Neymar – socccer – $95 million
Roger Federer – tennis – $90 million
Lewis Hamilton – Formula 1 – $82 million
Tom Brady – NFL – $76 million
Kevin Durant – NBA – $75 million

CelebritiesRe: Fela Misses Out On 2021 Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Induction by yetmao: 4:33pm On May 12, 2021
He tried but against Tina Turner, he doesn't have a chance
CareerRe: Help Me Define My Career Path by yetmao: 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2021
Continue with university education
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got An Invite From AXA Mansard Insurance by yetmao: 12:33pm On Apr 23, 2021
LadySarah:
this mindset should change.Nothing wrong with marketing if thats what his job role is.

Mtn,banks,noodles,automobiles,pepsi all market their products yet ppl are happy to be employed there
You just mentioned companies that are marketable, insurance as an idea is not marketable in Nigeria. The idea of insurance against death, accident, fire etc is not our portion in Naija
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got An Invite From AXA Mansard Insurance by yetmao: 9:03pm On Apr 22, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
Perfect place to work
Congratulations
You no go tell am the truth
SportsRe: Juventus, AC Milan Issue Statements On The European Super League Project by yetmao: 7:59pm On Apr 21, 2021
Vlyrics:
For me, these clubs meant well. Look at EPL top six, Totheham, Arsenal and maybe Liverpool or Chelsea will not be in Champions league next season, do you know how much that will cost them? Arsenal Fans are complaining that they don't buy players but do you know that Arsenal borrowed 120m. pounds just to pay salaries? Where will they get the money to buy quality players? whereas to a them like Leicester, being in Champions league is a dream, no plans to keep coming. If Chelsea don't make Champions league every season, they make losses. Barca is in massive debt just to keep Messi and the likes. These guys deserves more money and protection from UEFA. You can't expect club owners to be using personal wealth to fund clubs, that is not viable economically. Football is not a charity organization.
MUST THEY PAY BIG SALARIES TO PLAYERS.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Empower Amputee Single Parent, Relocates Her To Temporary Shelter by yetmao: 8:31pm On Apr 13, 2021
GOOD but where can I stream champion league
RomanceRe: Stressed Ugandan Groom Absconds From His Wedding To Rest At Friends Place (Photo by yetmao: 7:37pm On Apr 13, 2021
I remember my wedding day. The rain that day no be small. From 9am to 2pm, I no even stress myself, I removed my clothes and slept for the whole period.
Technology MarketRe: by yetmao: 3:26pm On Apr 13, 2021
AdeOri99:
Check jiji, most price of the battery is 5k, which you can price to 4500
Send me link na. Let me the check the 5k battery. Seems you're still 2019
Technology MarketRe: by yetmao: 10:51am On Apr 11, 2021
30k, las las. Toshiba no too get parts, if screen break or keyboard no work, just forget the laptop. It may be by luck if you will get the placement battery sef.

Bring am come Lagos
PropertiesRe: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by yetmao: 2:11pm On Mar 29, 2021
RealGboy:
Who's still following.. 10 like on this . and I'll post the remaining .. I need to know people are still interested.. sorry for the wait tho
You kept people waiting for so long that majority loose interest

But you will be amazed that people are still Refreshing the thread to see the conclusion
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please How Can I Get My TIN Number by yetmao: 12:46pm On Mar 27, 2021
Its on your CAC certificate. Check down side. Very tiny
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 57 Yahoo Boys In Ogun, Recovers Two Pump Action Rifles (Photos) by yetmao: 3:36pm On Mar 12, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss

But wait a minute
What are they doing with pump action
you suppose know na, are they not ya niggars
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Alleges Murder Of Fulani Leader, Wakili by yetmao: 1:30pm On Mar 07, 2021
if it is true, then this is good news
CrimeRe: Benue Places N5m Bounty On Killers Of Terkula Suswam, Bans Toyota Corolla by yetmao: 9:48pm On Mar 04, 2021
Where is picture for dusk yansh
FoodRe: Man Bakes Crocodile Cake (Photos) by yetmao: 5:21pm On Feb 25, 2021
Not by might but only by the spirit
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Shows Off Her Valentine's Gifts Worth Millions Of Naira by yetmao: 11:06am On Feb 15, 2021
revvitandrenon:
We do all kinds of printing and branding ranging from:
1. Business cards
2. Letterhead
3. Envelope
4. Flyers
5. Brochures
6. Restaurant menu
7. Calendars
8. Notebook
9. Wedding cards
10. Label stickers
11. Mug printing
12. Flag printing
13. Balloon printing
14. Plastic cards
15. CD Direct print
16. Industrial safety stickers
17. T-shirts
18. Packaging boxes
19. GI boxes
20. Name badges
21. Pen printing
22. USB printing
23. Stickers printing
24. Promotion items
25. Shopping bags
26. Customized key chain
27. Plastic printing
28. Tissues printing
29. Rollup
30. Banners
31. Flex signs
32. Acrylic signs
33. Umbrella
34. Embroidery
35. Customized uniforms
36. Screen printing
37. Laser engraving services
38. Digital and sticker cutting
39. Vehicle branding
40. Display stands
41. Bag printing
42. Wristband printing
And many more...
Jacky
CrimeRe: Family Forgives Woman Who Poured Hot Water On Her Sleeping Niece, Sparks Outrage by yetmao: 11:33am On Feb 01, 2021
i forgive her also but she should pay for her crime
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife And Daughter In Anambra (Photos) by yetmao: 3:28pm On Jan 27, 2021
Chii59:
So you think that miserable looking man can afford a DNA test, right?
Not everything be money, when your daughter resemble your landlord, you don't need DNA test.
SportsRe: FIFA Clears Eight Players For Super Eagles by yetmao: 2:55pm On Jan 27, 2021
When are they going to clear Dele Alli
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife And Daughter In Anambra (Photos) by yetmao: 2:51pm On Jan 27, 2021
DNA thing
EducationRe: Don Davis: Court Grants Bail To Deeper Life High School Principal, 6 Others by yetmao: 6:31am On Jan 21, 2021
nonoski:
U went to boarding school from nursery to secondary?
Bros which kin lie be this...
no need to argue with you, babies are enrolled in boarding school.

i still remember i m older than most kids around that time.
EducationRe: Deeper Life School: Court Directs Don Davis' Mum To Stop Social Media Comments by yetmao: 5:42pm On Jan 20, 2021
in real life the woman must be a talkative
TV/MoviesRe: The Village Headmaster Returns After 33 Years As NTA Releases Trailer (Video) by yetmao: 7:20am On Jan 13, 2021
Welcome to 2021, Village Headmaster.

I would have preferred the original theme song
EducationRe: Don Davis: Court Grants Bail To Deeper Life High School Principal, 6 Others by yetmao: 2:02pm On Jan 08, 2021
nonoski:
U went to boarding school from nursery to secondary?
Bros which kin lie be this...
.
You will be shock, then i was not even the youngest. parents came with babies.

Just thank God for your life, shits happens everyday
EducationRe: Don Davis: Court Grants Bail To Deeper Life High School Principal, 6 Others by yetmao: 10:34am On Jan 08, 2021
Neddstark:
I went to a boarding school too. Nothing wrong in sending your child to board. Just make sure the child is strong-willed and has enough sex-education before sending them there. Many unrepentant homosexuals were bred from boarding school. You are right, this case is overheated because it's in a social media and it is against a church. Many Nigerians see successful churches as the source of their problems.
Not all children are strong willed and can digest sex education at early age. in my case, i joined boarding school at 5 year, practically grew up like a motherless child. it killed my emotion. make i no talk much.
EducationRe: Don Davis: Court Grants Bail To Deeper Life High School Principal, 6 Others by yetmao: 9:55am On Jan 08, 2021
I feel the case is extremely overheated. Maybe because a church was involved.

Am talking as an ex-boarding student from nursery to secondary. this case is small compared to what's going on in boarding schools. That place is a juvenile prison. I meant all boarding schools, kings college, queens college, unity school, remand homes, gss schools.

My only advice is that if you can avoid it, dont send your child to a boarding school.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Avoid Doing These 6 Things As A Man If You Want To Live Long And Remain Fertile by yetmao: 7:22pm On Jan 05, 2021
Jh0wsef:
Una dey talk investing investing. where dem dey invest small money wey person dey see? I know how I lost funds from investment last year. From FORSAGE to MILLION MONEY to EFX INVESTMENT. Oboy e no easy
forex is also gambling bros
RomanceRe: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by yetmao:
fake story. DNA results dont come next day in Nigeria.

what labs do is to DHL the specimen abroad and receive the results by email.

Give and take 4-5 days on express service.
Science/TechnologyRe: Black Mamba: The Deadliest Snake In The World - Facts And Pictures by yetmao: 5:23pm On Jan 02, 2021
Jblessing:
What is the difference btw being deadly ,poisonous and deadly
Kindly tell me bro
Mosquito is the deadliest animal but not poisonous because it kills people the most, but most people survive it bite.

Being the most poisonous snake means you can hardly survive the bite if not treated within as little as 30sec.

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