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Phones / Re: NCC Grants Glo More Time To Settle With MTN, Suspends Partial Disconnection by yetmao: 10:00am On Jan 18
Rich men fight, that is how it's settled.
Politics / Re: Whose Responsibility Is It To Replace Broken-Down Electricity Transformers? by yetmao: 7:00am On Jan 16
Most desperate

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Politics / Re: #Nabeeha: What Will The Kidnappers Do With The N60m Ransom? by yetmao: 9:18am On Jan 15
The kidnappers are not that smart. In Nigeria they have spys and support from Police, Army and even State and Federal Govt.

If Nigeria police is allowed to work, give the kidnappers 7 days, they will be caught.

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Romance / Re: My Dad Took My Sister For Shopping And My Mom Was Jealous by yetmao: 5:39pm On Jan 14
Its nothing too serious just a normal joke between mother and daughter.

I have 2 boys and 1 girl (last born). The love and attention the girl gives me will make to just be giving her money every time. I stopped when every thank you must be accompanied with cash. Still that didn't stop her.

Her mother will always say she should not snatch my husband. Shows healthy family relationships.

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Romance / Re: Newly-wed Couple Spotted Eating At A Fast Food After Their Wedding (pics/video) by yetmao: 4:22pm On Jan 14
Tonididdyx:
Based on my experience
I think there was no reception.
They have prolly just returned from Court/registry

You are the only with experience. Others are just schoolkids or single.

It's a court wedding. Anyone with experience can relate. Especially at that Ikoyi registry after the stress, the next thing is to find a place to eat before trying to beat the traffic back.

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Religion / Re: Annual New Year Prophecies: A Man-made Tradition Or Inspired Of God? by yetmao: 9:53am On Jan 14
The prophesy come be say different Gods are talking. What Adeboye hears from God will come different from what Oyedepo heard.

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Travel / Re: Man Narrates His Sad Experience Applying For China Visa With Nigerian Passport by yetmao: 6:32pm On Jan 12
Everybody in Nigeria is a criminal. No saint
Career / Re: My Boss Uses Divide And Rule System: Should I Quit Or Ignore by yetmao: 4:34pm On Jan 12
It's call office politics. You have to play it or get played.

Life is battle, you get to fight and fight to win. Don't quit, it's the same at every workplace.

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Business / Re: Banks Alert Customers To EMTL, Commence Remittance January 31 by yetmao: 7:08am On Jan 11
Pickmycall:
Switch to opay

I m already on opay. It's not everybody you give opay account. After 3 transactions opay will charge. And if you are paying more than 50k opay will still charge.

Opay is not listed on USSD or most banks.
Career / Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by yetmao: 6:26am On Jan 11
LagBlogger:


I guess people with families saving on less than 400k a month are all thieves.

OP if you like belief this and don't work to reduce your spending, then let me see the magic that will improve your life. Shey you want to improve your situation, unless you earn more the other option is to spend less.

Advice him how he can spend less. The only companies that can pay such salary should located in Victoria Island or phase 1.

That's means he own a car. And his place of residence should be Island or somewhere close. And children school fee will be high and feeding will also be high.

He is only option is to collect staff loan and process his japa runs. Why do you think everyone is running away from Nigeria?

Nigeria is messed up, with 1m in your account, you are still a poor man

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Business / Re: Banks Alert Customers To EMTL, Commence Remittance January 31 by yetmao: 9:33pm On Jan 10
GTB, worse pass, every transaction, you receive or transfer dem go collect N50.

Still charge SMS charges join

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Career / Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by yetmao: 9:25pm On Jan 10
Don't know what to say honestly. The 400k money is not enough, If you re not stealing from the company.

Forget the advices of people saving and buying land from 60k and 30k salary. They are thieves, stealing from company. It's just practically impossible, with feeding, school fees, transport and extended family wahala.

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Religion / Re: Madam Saje: BBC Can’t Destroy TB Joshua’s Legacy With Dirty Lies by yetmao: 1:12pm On Jan 10
thesicilian:

Every smart person knows that eye witness account, though acceptable in court, is the weakest and most unreliable form of evidence, as it is highly amenable to bias, memory failure and suggestibility.
And the ideal thing the church can do to them is the same thing they have been doing all along: ignore them.
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Synagogue just lucky the church is not in UK, by now the would have been invaded by police.

Just like all "ME TOO" series, any rape allegation only required testimony from victims. No other evidence is required.

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Religion / Re: Madam Saje: BBC Can’t Destroy TB Joshua’s Legacy With Dirty Lies by yetmao: 10:07am On Jan 10
thesicilian:
I've watched the documentary to a reasonable extent, yet to finish it. But so far it's all accusations upon accusations. No real evidence anywhere. At least in this era of smart phones one would think there'll be countless pictures and videos to corroborate their stories.

Eye witness accounts is also an evidence. Forget grammar. Synagogue can sue BBC, in court evidence you are looking for go show.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Epstein Accuser Claims Paedophile Had Sex Tapes Of Trump, Clinton, Andrew And... by yetmao: 9:15pm On Jan 08
Nigeria is quiet with BBC exposé TB Joshua toda, I wonder why
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos Oriental Hotel, A Place Beyond Slavery by yetmao: 6:12pm On Jan 06
In 2023, anybody that accepts to work in Island for 18k deserve everything thrown at him. As in practically impossible to survive on that salary unless you are stealing or begging for tips

The GM does not hate black, he just hate Nigeria attitude towards work.
Family / Re: My Girl's Crazy Cravings by yetmao: 2:29pm On Jan 04
franchasofficia:
No mind them.


As if those girls that got impregnated by fvckboys who absconded on hearing she is pregnant didn't deliver their own babies.



These modern ladies are using these simple guys they married to catch cruise.


I am happily married to one of the prettiest, hottest and classiest ladies on earth, and we have two amazing kids that look like Angels and there was never a time my wifey demanded for anything extraordinary in the name of pregnancy cravings. Most of these modern ladies forming pregnancy cravings nonsense are just acting movies to satisfy their selfish plans.



It seems these modern ladies know the kind of guys they put up those stupid pregnancy craving acting for, nonsense angry



If she wants us to take her soap opra acting more serious, let her tell you she feel like fvcking your mechanic or mai guard undecided

You said what was in my mind.

During pregnancy my wife will be craving catfish pepper soup, when I no answer her, she go buy it herself, I still eat from it.

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Car Talk / Re: Ezekiel Izuogu Produced Nigeria's First Locally Made Car (photos) by yetmao: 5:07pm On Jan 03
He go shock that people behind his failure are his kinsmen

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Politics / Re: Without Coalition, Tinubu Will Spend Eight Years As President – Bwala by yetmao: 8:25am On Jan 03
But Atiku will still hijack the coalition. Conduct 20 elections, Atiku cannot defeat Tinubu. And the north will not rally Behind Obi. There is no political heavyweight presently apart from the two.

We are stuck with Jagaban. That's the problem.

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Career / Re: Should I Leave My Current Company by yetmao: 1:44pm On Jan 02
Close eye and go
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Keep My Job Or Travel To The UK by yetmao: 1:16pm On Jan 02
dhope:

But success is all about running after or pursuing money through lifetime? I am sorry to say ure in the category of young Nigerians that need proper orientation about life mission. Some of them are into yahoo yahoo here pursuing money without purpose while the few educated are pursuing japa without direction. Early raising of children (if ure not a papa) is worthwhile for those who understand the purpose of marriage. Although it is meaningless to those who believes they can just pick a white girl to impregnate in order to get a foreign citizenship. Before you tell me something about poverty, it only exist in your mind or imagination.

As in telling me that a civil servant collecting 200k as salary is not successful.

When person no struggle to see job, he will be thinking like life is easy.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Propose? by yetmao: 8:18pm On Dec 28, 2023
By giving her Belle.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United Sells 25% Ownership To Jim Ratcliffe by yetmao: 6:44am On Dec 25, 2023
Dem said this man throwaway money, one ManU fans come say na bad balle dey worry dem, as in wentin dem buy this Christmas that is more valuable.

One person said cracker biscuit.

ManU don suffer.

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Food / Re: Very Irritating Food Combos I Can Never Cook Or Accept From Any One by yetmao: 4:06pm On Dec 18, 2023
It's like correct hungry never jam u

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Health / Re: Fresh Coronavirus Outbreak Hit Benue, 25 Cases Reported by yetmao: 7:52am On Dec 13, 2023
Una don start again. Somebody is trying to cash out again. All COVID centers are deserted. I saw one in lekki last week, I just have to thank God. That place used to be like embassy.

COVID is malaria. Take Agbo or malaria tablet.

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Health / Re: Nurse Confesses To Changing DNA Results Of Kids, Tricks Man Into Divorcing His W by yetmao: 1:38pm On Nov 27, 2023
Only if the woman is not clean, she should have demanded for second opinion or even conducted the DNA on herself.

It's had to defend any woman, the DNA test came about because there is trust issue.
Politics / Re: Blending Petrol With Ethanol Will Save N49 – Marketers by yetmao: 12:08pm On Oct 21, 2023
Now that the petrol is is now 750, so minus 49 means we are still in deep shit.

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Music/Radio / Re: Ice Spice, Rema - Pretty Girl (Official Music Video) by yetmao: 9:16pm On Oct 14, 2023
People wey dey enjoy these type of song don't have taste.

One word - trash

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad: Dj Splash Mom Narrates How Her Son Got Mad While With Nairamarley -video by yetmao: 12:07pm On Sep 17, 2023
I believe all this hullabaloo is drug related. Including Mohbad death. Why anyone doesn't know the real cause of death.

The wife refused to disclose anything.

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