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Emad! pls o. i promise to comply with ur orders! .Hope u're cool.cheers

I wonder oo

Emad, maybe u need to talk to the moderator about pple that post almost the same topic so u wont be reading similar things on diff threads.
Dont av anything against them but contributed to the threads based on what I know and heard on TV. Wetin concern agbero wit overload.If i remember any other "celeb" that fall into the category of fake Ajebo while contributing, I'll name him/her so no hard feelings.

Why are u all complaining about pple that can speak good eng but trying to fake the Oyinbo man? What about those we no sabi speak pass brokin like P square we came dey try speak like them just arrive! No hard feelings anyways.

Emad, u know we are always together.lol

So when our dogs too die, we should post that! na wa o. Wetin concern us wit NURTW? The man's just like any other man in naija and far from been a celeb.

These films are quite old but I just saw them last yr and they are the bum

Larry Flint Vs. the people
Rainman
shawshank

Emad, how u dey? Am far from been perfect in my use of english but I dont try to be who/what am not! Am not 'beefing" them but I think it's wrong for they trying to talk like someone that's spent some yrs abroad. Lets be proud of our tongue/dialect. It's something I just needed a clarification on. I mean someone that cant speak gd english trying to speak "phonee"

Can someone pls tell me if P-square are bonafide graduates of the Uni they claim to av finished from cos their english is out of this world! .
The irony of it was them trying to speak "phonee" when they were interviewed at their car accident site. Maybe that's due to shock ! No hard feelings anyways.

Yemi Blaq featured in the soap-Domino.

they are both good but Styl plus av an edge over them cos they cut across more genres of music. (this is just my opinion)

let's pray that their union last. Am happy for them. heard they re blessed with a baby recently.

Thank God for digital camares.(They perform wonders). I believe that some celebs we see on Tv or magazines and we go whao are not "beautities to behold" in real life!Am sorry to say, Segun Obe really looks cool on Tv but I once saw his life performance, and I was not impressed. . But i still go for Eldee though av never seen his live.

Eldee the Champion

pls who saw the episode that General told the kids to learn countries any their capitals?
That episode should be repeated. Freda taught Emabong and Onos the wrong thing and Emabong with pride told General that the capital of Turkey was Kentucky!lol
Thumbs up for Bovi. Do u see the guy on Who wants to be a billionaire segment on Ay show? The guy funny pass most of the comedians we have in Naija today. He should try perorming at one of these comedy shows.

The black Senator in Manchurian candidate is a Nigerian. His name is Oba Babatunde.
In the Inside man, one of the bleack policemen is also a Naija, forgotten his name but ll check it likewise the Guy in Borne Identity.

Like the way the guy talks.
@Busygal, sure u meant Femi Branch. Yeah, he's really cool, wont mind to meet him.
@sophienwa, hope these pictures ll help.

Best- Basketmouth
Worst - still contemplating, am not sure if it is Gbenda Adeyinka or Teju baby face

@femib26, guess the server here does not want u to read from me. This is my 3rd time of tryin to post on this thread, hope it get posted this time.
I am the deputy Gov. of Ogun state, lol.
Have u heard of this site www.nigeriamovies.net? Check it and drop ur profile there for whatever it's worth.
As for Haruna, I got his no from a movie ge directed and called him for an info but the only help he cld render was to ask how we cld meet! Guess he wanted to be sure say I no wan scam him. I no blame the guy o.

Qoute from Trendy "it's the midnight crew
but they are not the eprfect people to compare sammie with
they are a group and he's a solo artiste
why not compare sammie with segun obe"

Trendy,why now!!!Segun don offend u b4? how can you compare him with Sammy! Fine, Sammy has more than enough enemies but that doesn't mean he does not know how to sing. Segun Obe is tacky and doesn't av a gd song to his credit (no bad blood oo) except for choruses that we've been singing b4 Segun started singing!
As for midnight crew, wonder who can be their match. They are toooooooo goooooooooddddddddd!I love that their Igwe track. I hum and sing it all the time.

It's so sad to hear of his demise. May his soul rest in peace. He was buried yesterday in Benue. I don't av any of his picture but if you can remember Tanko and Bilkis in the old NTA soap "Winds of destiny". He's Bilkis husband in it.

@iice, thanks for the info but I think we should give more kudos to a beautiful mind.You know Crowe's Gladiator is a remake/revamp of the old Gladiators but a beautiful mind is fresh. For me, I think I'll stick with a beautiful mind. Cheers.

This is not a thought but a statement of fact. Russell Crowe's best movie is a beautiful mind and it is a must watch for everyone. It is a true life story of prof Nash, a mathematician who suffered schrizophrenia, The movie got so many awards ( about 19) and Russell got 2 for the movie. Gladiators too is cool but it's just like comparing malaria with AIDS

@Ifeniyi22, thanks a bunch

Mr. Femi Bolorunde, can u pls mention the movies u've featured in so we can see u since u're not ready to share ur photographs. Do u knw any producer by the name Haruna Momoh?

@ Emad, how come u no miss me too.Na wa o. Thank God u're back. Promise to read ur new topic though not today and profer my own advise that is if u'll take it cos u didn't take mt advice on this particular thread.

@ Nana, That's the essence of the post. Wont hesitate to post new "jokes" about our Nollywood.Cheers

Have posted this before though not on this tipoc but I guess it is relevant here too.It's a mail I got from a friend.:

  Lessons from Nollywood (Nigerian Movies)

THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD .

1 . Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor ,  all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything,  such as:
*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu,
*Shigidi,
*Eran Iya Oshogbo ,
*Ta longbe mu.
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- 'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.
12. You are in love,  you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because,  people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford-a beautiful house, very good furniture, T.V., nice clothes, but you won't be able to send your kids to school.
23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.
24. the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!
25. At the end of a three hour movie you’ll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING…WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!
26. No matter the type of movie…TO GOD BE THE GLORY is always at the end!!!!!!!!!!!

@gforce,please find time to listen to Olu maintain's yahoozee.The song does not av anything in common with the internet fraud. Different meanings can be given to a word so is yahoozee.I put it to u that Edo state does not av a king. there are so many kings in Edo state. Maybe u need to make more enquiries about home.I can help u if u tell me ur mum's town and maybe maiden name

I don't think it's only the tittle that they av problems with. Pls read this mail, it actually finished the nollywood industry:

Lessons from Nollywood (Nigerian Movies)

THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD .

1 . Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor , all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything, such as:
*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu,
*Shigidi,
*Eran Iya Oshogbo ,
*Ta longbe mu.
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- 'shelled', twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.
12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!! (Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford-a beautiful house, very good furniture, T.V., nice clothes, but you won't be able to send your kids to school.
23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.
24. the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!
25. At the end of a three hour movie you’ll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING…WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!
26. No matter the type of movie…TO GOD BE THE GLORY is always at the end!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone seen the multilinks new advert;the wedding btw multilinks and foreign telecomms comany? Thumbs up for the advert.
I dont know if anyone's ever heard Dulux paint advert on Rhythms during their news hour in the morning, where some daughters tell their mum about guys, and they end the advert with "mum you're old skool"! What's that? listening to it sulks!

@lololo never said that but if you av an English name that no one seem to know the meaning,then it could be implied