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Nice..
Started my programming journey,August,it’s been easy-going so far but the only issues I’m having at the moment is loops..I guess with time,I’ll master!

Na plumbing job u wan take buy Benz? Go learn photography,then videography..Thank me later!

I love nature❤️ All these private beaches for Lagos no too Dey loud,e just fine and Dey costly .No beach sweet pass Elegushi beach for Lagos..The fun is Endless especially on Fridays.. LAGOS TOO SWEET!!!

Omo..Religion of piss

Icumsa45:
Did he defer his class to participate in the show?

We were on the pandemic break at that time!

Hyerin:
Lmao. Eric in the mud

Na my guy una Dey insult like this

Tranquility2345:
Woman no dey that department? Which kain bone to bone course be this?

We get but few!

taretoofine:
Congratulations to him

He was almost saga during his time at bbn just a less vocal

Eviction night caught up with him sharp sharp

abi

tesseract:
Eric my guy... Baba wan finish all the munchit for the house. Congratulations

lol..Lalasticlala

Eric Oshokhai,one of the former housemates of the popular reality show ,Big Brother 9ja just signed out from the University of Lagos.. Eric Akigbe, popularly known and regarded as Eric, is a Nigerian bodybuilder and fitness coach. Eric is known for his participation in the 5th season of the Big Brother Naija reality show, tagged Big Brother Naija Lockdown… He finished from the Department of Geography and planning..

SpatialKing:
Most corrupt and notorious university

notorious,how?

My dad sold this for 250k,no cap!

Naijanascam:
Simply answer her.....I want everything in you


Fucking ayaya hope i answered well

lol

Doja2000:
What do u guys want apart from sex??
Mtchewww........!!

Sometimes it’s more than sex

Rip

Charmingrascal:
Tell her what you want.
Is it love or you just want to f*ck.

If you lie to her after she has clearly asked you to make you intentions known then whatever you see after that you should be ready to bear the consequences.

I know it's sex you want so tell her the truth.

I love girls who ask that question

But sometimes if you want to get something from a girl,you have to disguise abi?

fati2001:
you only want sex from her.

Chai..

Guys,I just met a girl and she asked ‘What do you want from me” How do I reply abeg

Omo

rex444:
Shit does happen sometimes

wow

Doja2000:
Op,you are a simp.
But sha,na your first time. U go soon take redpill after she completely dump your shy ass.

Thought it should be the guy doing the dumping..Tge matter shock me

Gadafii:
Op, you should be wearing a hat around with "simp" embroidery


Kaaai, some men shaa,tueh

Girl wey u don already Bleep, when give you Toto Bleep, na him u dey loose guard for, one thing wey I know be says, smokers no dey loose guard like this, if not u for don find Canadian loud take clear your kokonut head, make u no dey reason anyhow girl.

You think all these guys she will keep u waiting for, na just hi, hello, have you eaten ur favorite food today Dem dey do her, those ones dey give her better quickie,in sharp corners, but u ordered Uber and even carry her go apartment, once she don Bleep u, she realise say u are no match for those other guys shey Bleep for inside worosiworo

She don reason say u are waste of time and pussy juice, make she continue to dey collect her quickie, as matter be so, she go turn u to mugu, you go come be simp mugu

Watch how she's about to start by first getting angry with you for no reason, while you will be doing ur possible best to please her, including buying more shawarma and other things .

Omo women cruise mad gaan, I thank God for weed and that I mastered the art of understanding, that girls no dey like good, shy boys, never ever, they like them rugged on edges, someone to tickle their fantasies
I have one mamacita like this when dey quarrel me say I never get time to Bleep her since last weekend, girl wey men with cars dey find up and down, some dey entice her with gifts and money, while me na just my loud and my dicc I get, nothing else, tho right from time she don tell me say make we just 'dey dey'., Nothing serious based in my manner of approach and lamba, . but I dey almost rip her into two when I catch her, which unsurprisingly is what most girls want, a guy that can make dem feel like a bad biccch..naso girls be no think am

So OP, either you continue to simp or emancipate your self, by forgetting about that girl and act like you never met her, he go hard you, but shey go dey wonder why have you changed, and na she go find you come, if she no find you come, no reason am, plenty fish dey water and that unilag na big lagoon, all manners of fish dey there


No reason say girl too fine, they all mostly have fish brains, sorry to say??

Sometimes is not all about fine but her personality but they girl fine die sha

Modified****

Abeg make you free this mumu OP, I just read thru the comments and this boy is still making excuse for girl wey no even save his number, make him simp peacefully, he go dey alright soon[/quote]Understood

rex444:
Hahahahaha if dem never use your head, how U go take learn ....most redpillers were once simps

Funny enough,I’m not new when it comes to girls issues but e be like say I need that red pill

Jeon:
Hello

boss

iamtardey:
Yeye yeye

omo

https://www.nairaland.com/6667331/did-she-dump-me-simp
Mine;You guys can judge if I’m a simp or not

iamtardey:
Now you're sounding more stupid

how do I get her back

iamtardey:
You guys never dated nah... Get over it... One Bleep and you're already in love dhoor.

Im actually not in love with the nak..I’m in love with the girl

Opak001:
Sex is a expression of your ability.
If you don't have physical power have for za oga room.
From everything you said,she lack a good sex life but have guyz around are but are no capable to satisfy her sexual need,which you just fall in the same category now.
You will need extra power to get her,that's if she will.
Peace!!!

But she is so young..Can we say,she has tried many guys?

Guys,help a confused guy here! It was last month,June when I wanted to chill in the Lagoon front(it’s a popular place in Unilag) in School…I went alone and surprisingly,I saw three of my male friends sitting there;They were like,Some girls Dey there wey wan snap pic..”I use a good Iphone tho’ …They told me some girls came to meet them earlier that they need a good photographer to take them because they were three and they want the three of them in one pic,so someone have to take..When I got there,my friends pushed me…I am a kind of shy guy and I refused but I later summoned courage to meet the girls ! I took them successfully and one of them was like ‘You’ll send it through WhatsApp..That was how she typed her number on my phone!!
The next day,she asked for her pic..And I told her to wait for me to edit them..She was like ‘awwwn! So,I eventually edited it and sent it to her..So,the next I asked if we could meet,outside her hostel..She agreed,I got Shawarma for her and this was how it all started..I didn’t saw much during our five hours together outside in the night cause,I’m a shy guy…During our meeting,she even met two guys;I wait for more than one hour for her to see a guy,then I followed her to see another guy that night..She was like’They are just my friends’ That same night,I asked her if she was single;She said,YES AND SHE IS HAPPY!She asked me the same Question..
When I was escorting her to her hostel,she told me •Thanks for checking up on me• And she held my hand till her hostel gate..So,,I insisted that she should hug me and she did..
The same night,I couldn’t stop thinking about her;She’s young beautiful and black OMG!!! I called her on Video call and I told her I admired her hug and it made me stand..She was like ‘Does my body move so easily?! I said..No but she made me move..That was when I asked her about her sex life and when she was defiled..She told me everything!! Then she was like’Though ,we just met,Can we? She actually asked if we could have sex..This wasn’t up to four days that we met..I said yes tho!
After that day,we met frequently and we were always outside cuddling till around 11:30pm amd we weren’t dating…We started kissing and she’ll tell me that I’m too romantic..Then I told her if she could come to my friend’s apartment outside school on a Sunday;She agreed! It was on a Friday,when we met again and I reminded her about our sex meeting..She was like,she doesn’t want to have sex again(She was like,if we have sex,the way she sees me will be different)…Then I agreed not to have sex with her.I just said,we should just meet for chilling (I use scope sha)…
It was on a Sunday after church when I called her outside from hostel,it was raining heavily so I had to order Uber..My friend left the apartment for me..I asked her if she wanted to take anything,she refused,she was looking angry seff,so I tried to cuddle with her and within seconds,she pulled it off for me and she asked if I had condom ..I was fully prepared lol..We had sex sha,it was painful because I forgot one condom in my hostel and it was too dark to buy another condom;She even begged me to continue without condom but I refused.
But my main issues is,after that day,my love for her increased and I can’t go any day without thinking about her but she doesn’t even give me face again..Sometimes when we mange to see,another guy will call her and she’ll keep me waiting..
I use to form hard guy but,how’s this different?? Did she dump me Or am I stupid??