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tosin we want peace but it seems that skingo abi na wetin him call himself no like peace.

ha ha h ah ah ah ah haaaaaaaa no be small thing na true say him dey do like mesoro goat

KHANYE UR D MAN, I THINK YOU SHOULD BE VOTED FOR AS SOMEONE WHO BRINGS CURRENT NEWS ON ENTERTAINMENT-MUSIC.

@TOSINADEDA DO SOMETHING ABT THAT.

@tosinadeda SKINGO NA MY PERSON BUT HE DEY Bleep UP, SHE YOU BE OBGA BOY TOO?


KHANYE MAKE YOU JUST CHILL COS THAT SKINGO GUY DEY FOOL AROUND, MAYBE HIM NO SABI MUSIC. SO JUST SHILé

AFRICAN AMERICAN COMING SOON, SOLDIER!!!!

My guy thank u ooo jare

@skingo Go find somewhere sit down, who you know for ogba, Se o mo Skoin, abi skopion, abi ilekun, abi doggy, Tie sofun mi tani omo?


I dey stay Modupe i bi Modupe boi to the core, she na omo jesu? tell me now? No go find somewhere sit down.



AND TO ALL OF UNA WEY DEY BEAF SAUCE KID Bleep YA'ALL.

hey! thx jo khanye i wld chat with ya when i get online

YES NA SO E SUPPOSE BE.

Well Bleep ya if u say sauce is whack, The best for ya is to go nak head

Which part of Ogba u dey stay cos i fit pursue u commot for Ogba Lol Me i be confirm Ogba boy to Oke-ira

Na u sabi.

So teee u no sabi spell 'rubbish', because of your bad belle

R KELLY********** slow wind (YoungBeatz Reggaeton RMX)-dj

Hmm hmm stay now

i beg shout

Its impotant u laugh, If u dnt want to then

make una read laff and drop ur comments

Tell more ppl abt this so that they can laugh, Check ma other poste too

Hey! hope i made you smile or

Drama Ft Terry G********* Give me one more chance

1] Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.


2] A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this,  'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


3] Mommie, Mommie, did you know that nurses can come apart, ?"
"Well, no. What makes you say that, ?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse, !"


4] Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom , '

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'


5] A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his privates. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady , ' He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself !'

6] I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !


7] Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

1] Naughty boy draws a penis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes:
"REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!!



2]A man says to his wife 'Tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.' His wife replies 'You've got a bigger cock than your brother , ' which means she done Bleep the brother before



3}Men is at the airport.
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn ´ t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast! :-))


4] Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

i talk say y una no go nominate me??

rick ross**** hustling everyday

thank you ooo jare.

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