1] Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.


2] A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this,  'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.

The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"


3] Mommie, Mommie, did you know that nurses can come apart, ?"
"Well, no. What makes you say that, ?"
"Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the ass off of a nurse, !"


4] Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.

Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and sayes 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom , '

'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'


5] A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his privates. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady , ' He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself !'

6] I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say 'you'll be next !' They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !


7] Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

make una read laff and drop ur comments

hehehe. . ^{i can't shout}

i beg shout

nubbish

hoooooooohaaaaaaa
bros u too much abeg

So teee u no sabi spell 'rubbish', because of your bad belle

Y-HU§TL£R:

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@ poster

i think that is what you want!

YES NA SO E SUPPOSE BE.

o boy, u try ooooo

My guy thank u ooo jare

funny.

Thx jare

Thx shaz

must u thank everybody that makes comment

THIS GUY SELF WHICH ONE BE YOUR OWN NOW, WHY U DEY TRY BEAF ME, DON'T YOU LIKE PEACE OR IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IN THANKING SOMEONE

Uhmm! Na wa o!!! You try no be small!
Let's have some more, plssssssssss

wubbish

Who be this one? Where have you been? Lomade?

@Hustler
who dey beef u
i just dey ask question na
i no dey beef anybody i just dey talk my own

i don drop by tire i no fit laugh agian every now and then drop by and laugh. na watin sef

i tire o

A pastor once had this conversation with a member known not to come to church regularly
PASTOR: Bro, u havent been in church for days now
MEMBER: I have been regular in church
PASTOR: But u attend church only on Dec 25th, i think is high time you joined the lord's army
MEMBER: Pastor i work in the secret service of the lord,\
PASTOR:

nice one

2 nice one

3 nice one

one nice

yea babe

yea babe, that sound suspicious, watin ona two dey do?

why dont u go and join SSS
everything look suspicious

Guy, correct