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@MOYOLA,

THATS WAS GOOD, UNLIKE SOME PPL WHO HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND ALL THEY DO IS JUST SIT BACK AND BEEF OTHERS.

I DNT WANT TO CALL NAMES, JUST CHECK SEVERAL FEMALE POSTE AND YOU WOULD SEE THAT SOME MAKES NO SENSE NOT EVEN AT ALL. PLEASE TRY AND ADVICE THEM TO POSTE MORE REASONABLE THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THIS SECTION A GREAT 1

SELF CHILLIN.
TAKE CARE

@GABY,

WELL IF YOU SAY ITS NONSENSE FINE. SINCE WE HAVE BEEF ITS A NORMAL THING FOR EVERYTHING I DO TO BE NONSENSE. THATS THE FACT.

SO I ACCEPT THAT MY POSTE IS NONSENSE, BUT AT LEAST YOU SEE PPL WHO POSTED SHOWING THEIR APPRECIATION. IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD TRY AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER TO POSTE INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK THERE BEEFING ME. YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER THING DOING BABAY GIRL.

TAKE KIA.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN.

MEN FORGET THAT STUFF!!! I DNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG IN D REPITITION OF YES BO$$.

@KHANYE
WHATS UP MEN?

ALL OF UNA WEY BE BOYZ UST DEY USELESS HERE, TELL ME WHATS REALLY FUNNY ABOUT GABS POSTE.


"I LOVE IT" "I LOVE IT TOO"

WHAT ARE YOU GUYZ LOVING, IF NA ME WEY BE BOY POSTE THAT RUBBISH UNA GO LOVE AM??


MEN TAKE YOUR TIME OOOOO

WHAT GAB POSTED WAS RUBBISH AND MAKES NO SENSE. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY AT ALL.


THIS WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY!!!

y ben

1. The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder, “Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!”

2. A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying, the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died, and the manager said oh I’m sorry, the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello, omg! are you serious!, and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too!

1. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to Bleep!

2. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

3. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

4. ☻NIGHT PRAYER

5.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

6. ☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in

deebee collabo

@TOSIN

Y YOU GET BAD BELLE LIKE DIS. BO$$ IS JUST A SWAGA YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO NAETO C COS THATS THEIR TALK.


SO STOP ALL THE TALK.


@ KHANYE

NICE ONE

I thought that was for me,

Dnt know what you mean.


ABI YOU WEY BE WOMAN DONE GET BALLS

eh eh don't stop laughing

HEY! GUYS CHECK OUT ME JOKES, THEY ARE FRESH

1. A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?

2. Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.


3. Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say , Look, He's Moving!"

4. A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

5. Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife 'look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !' Wife replies 'yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse , '

na una sabi

@SHOLABANKE WHATS UP,


I HAVE BEEN AWAY, WHATS UP I AM GLAD UR NOT TRYING TO BEEF ME.

THIS GUY SELF WHICH ONE BE YOUR OWN NOW, WHY U DEY TRY BEAF ME, DON'T YOU LIKE PEACE OR IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG IN THANKING SOMEONE

Okay i understand you. So whts up with you.

Holla to you, i wld be Going to Lagos today do you have a phone? if yes then can i have it?

shank ****** Julie rocks tooo

him suppose

Thx shaz

Thx jare

Thats its men, he's going to give his fan all the swagas on stage soon.

African american coming soon soldier.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A PRODUCER HERE IN NIEGRIA OR CANADA?, IF ITS HERE IN NIGERIA THEN I GOT EDDY REMEDY, I ALSO GOT TERRY G, A BIG TIME PRODUCER NOW IN NIGERIA, DADDY FRESH, THEN THE LATE SAMMY NEEDLES CURRENT PRODUCER.

P SQUARE- NO ONE LIKE YOU
AJASA & 9ICE- LO LE FENU SO
NIGGA RAW- KO GBADUN
2 SHOTZ FT TIMAYA & TERRY G- IN CASE YOU NEVER KNOW
2 SHORTZ FT TERRY G- IF YOU DON'T MIND
2 SHORTZ- FAST MONEY
D'BANJ- MOGBONO FELI FELI
D'BANJ- IGWE
D'BANJ- FALL IN LOVE


AND SO MANY MORE

who teach or tell u say mode 9 na the best lyricist in naija?

jay z big pimpin

I bow ooo

u dey try my guy

Maybe he's trying to say ur not promoting peace wen u said "him just dey do like mesoro goat" But nothing do u na normall talk wey anybody fit just talk as joke.

omo ile wo lo jé? ni Eko?

i dnt think it matters when he joined. all we need is the good qualities he portrays

BY D WAY, WHAT ABT ME??