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For those who haven't see a smart genius before..

Got home after work and I heard this boys grandma calling him to come and eat, after giving him the food to eat, of a sudden the boy just asked the grandma "Grandma, who was the first person to die on earth?" The grandma asked him why he wants to know, the boy said she should just answer. When the boy sees that d grandma is not interested in his question He now said "I want to be the last person to die in this earth". I quickly stopped what I was doing on hearing this. But the grandma didn't see anything strange with what the boy said she just told him to keep quiet and finish his food on time.
I had to imagine that even if this boy had heard this from a movie, being 5 yrs old, he might not understand. My conclusion was that something is actually wrong somewhere.

This write up was born-out of the advert that I heard last night of one Herbal powder...

1. All-round-working (Gbogbo nise) - It is this same Herbal Medicine that will work for headache, stomach ache, fever, menstrual pain, low sperm count, typhoid etc.. I wonder how they are doing this chemistry

2. Hilarious names: You will be surprised when you hear some of the names of this Herbal mixture. Funny names like Oroki Bambam, Kijeti (No failure), Otawaiwai,... I don't want to add names like Doro webo and the rest

3. No Nafdac No: Most of this product are been sold on the road with no Nafdac No which means they are just test running it. But during their advert, you will be hearing words like, "It has been used in Osogbo and 1000 people testified to its work" "Alhaji Y. M. Ajigbotoluwa who made it is a man of God" "

You can add yours...

Hope he won't slapt the FIFA president soon. Congrats

If u are doing contribution with this, at least u go build house in the next 10years, get a car in 15years

Saw this trend last night, woke up this morning again to see that it is still trending and being referred to as the biggest information leak in history.

Please, can someone explain this, who are those involve, what was there offence ?

Its confusing to hear names like Saraki, President of Iceland, Lionel Messi, India Shore Authority. Like what's the relationship ?

All I know is that Tax evation is most talked about. Is that what it is all about ?

This a misery though...
Which one do u prefer ?

Checking my facebook this Morning to see a guy sending thanks for accepting my friend request to a lady, I couldn't believe this dumb act still exist.

So I was wondering whether its a means of starting a conversation with the lady (which most ladies don't even reply) or it shows that the guy appreciate the lady (nice guy) or na inferiority complex.

What's your view on this ? And please, if you have ever done this before, Why ?

You all think He is high on weed ? I can tell u he is doing some kind of research in there.. Wait and see

dominique:
Nice one but now credible are their certificates? I don't mind adding adding one or two extra qualification to my resume, can you recommend any?

go to www.alison.com for free online course and their certificates are credible

baebae:
Mr business
I love people who have realistic dreams and do something to achieve it

realistic ? u? i can see money on ur face

halfricanadian:
4
If 4 starts mishehaving i will go for 1

its very obvious that u're double dating and its in ur gene

Fellow Nairalanders,

Kindly help me out with this challenge.

I misplaced the temporary voters card that i got during in 2011 and i was also not opportune to collect the PVC last year due to work.
And at the same time, i don't have a national ID. Now i need to open a new bank account, and either of this is requested.

Please who knows what i can do as i can't easily get the National ID. or if there is any bank who still opens account with business ID.


Please don't insult me ooo..

If u marry this type of lady, all u need to do is sleep at home while she does the earning.

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When your adversary decided to consult you.. Lol

okosodo:
I also got it. But if they deduct from my account, i will not recharge for at least 6 years

MTN no go feel am at all

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And their responses below though..
Firstly MTN said I'm nt a subscriber, later they said they have stopped it. Waayo people

Before MTN will now deduct N50 from my balance for a service I didn't subscribe for. Na only MTN dey charge u for a service u neva subscribe for. Thief people

The message was sent to me twice so I also replied thrice..

Note: If MTN gives u callertunez wey dey groove ur callers, no think say MTN like u o, u'll surely pay for it unexpectedly

This Morning I woke up to see that all the wells in my area has dried up due to excessive vigil fetching. Also, #50 transport fare has jacked up to #100.

So now I'm thinking.. Which can be survived. Fuel scarcity or water scarcity ?

I'm sure this guy can even brush his teeth with petrol. Wetin Naija people no fit do.. Lol

This people should stop donating Naira, na dollar make sense now

dazzlingd:
helicopter that is this heavy will never fly










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people bashing me for this comment, it's typical of our black fellows, always too emotional about things and things attached to the black race.
people should come out of this stone age and see what is happening in the world....young bloods with great innovations in the world of science and technologies, programmers, application and software developers..


pathetic to see our people bring out drums to dance to the tunes of mediocrity....

why not weld ur ass together and make it fly ?

I'm sure seun personaly moved this to FP

The kind of dog u will need will depend on what u want to secure

Today in History:

On 17/2/1972 VW Beetle became the world best-selling car, overtaking Model T

I tell U, nothing last forever

Actually, SMILE network is only available in the urban areas of Ibadan, which still makes the coverage limited.


Anyway, I'm still waiting for the day that internet will be very cheap or free in Nigeria.

Morning Nairalanders

Woke up this morning to go and fetch some waters, I met this old man and as courtesy demands, I greeted him; E karo Sir, to my surprise He said "S'aji" (Did we wake up). I just couldn't hold it, if I'm not awake, how will be greeting you ?

This is just Yoruba for u oo

Most of my Muslim friends are putting shunning Valentine's Day through there status and Display Picture.
Can someone please help provide a reason to this ?

Does it means are against the celebration of Love, or its Valentine that they have issue with or His religion ?

Yes, its Val again.. Love in there air. But before u get too much excited about it, let me remind you this;

1. If He/She tells you that "I love U" or buy u gift once in a year, u're probably dating Santa Clause impersonate. 'Cos its only Santa that shows you love once in a year

2. True love is never once in a year
3. Don't spend all your savings to satisfy 1 person that you are not even sure has a future with you

4. If she demanded for more than you can afford, you probably on contract dating
5. If he deserves your back on bed 'cos its Val and u are not sure whether u deserve to see His parent, that means u lost a final match

Happy Val Nairalanders!!

"The story of Valentine's Day begins in the third century with an oppressive Roman emperor and a humble Christian Martyr. The emperor was Claudius II. The Christian was Valentinus.
Claudius had ordered all Romans to worship twelve gods, and had made it a crime punishable by death to associate with Christians. But Valentinus was dedicated to the ideals of Christ; not even the threat of death could keep him from practicing his beliefs. He was arrested and imprisoned.
During the last weeks of Valentinus's life a remarkable thing happened. Seeing that he was a man of learning, the jailer asked whether his daughter, Julia, might be brought to Valentinus for lessons. She had been blind since birth. Julia was a pretty young girl with a quick mind. Valentinus read stories of Rome's history to her. He described the world of nature to her. He taught her arithmetic and told her about God. She saw the world through his eyes, trusted his wisdom, and found comfort in his quiet strength.
"Valentinus, does God really hear our prayers?" Julia asked one day.
"Yes, my child, He hears each one."
"Do you know what I pray for every morning and every night? I pray that I might see. I want so much to see everything you've told me about!"
"God does what is best for us if we will only believe in Him," Valentinus said.
"Oh, Valentinus, I do believe! I do!" She knelt and grasped his hand.
They sat quietly together, each praying. Suddenly there was a brilliant light in the prison cell. Radiant, Julia screamed, "Valentinus, I can see! I can see!"
"Praise be to God!" Valentinus exclaimed, and he knelt in prayer.
On the eve of his death Valentinus wrote a last note to Julia, urging her to stay close to God. He signed it, "From your Valentine." His sentence was carried out the next day, February 14, 270 A.D., near a gate that was later named Porta Valentini in his memory. He was buried at what is now the Church of Praxedes in Rome. It is said that Julia planted a pink-blossomed almond tree near his grave. Today, the almond tree remains a symbol of abiding love and friendship. On each February 14, Saint Valentine's Day, messages of affection, love, and devotion are exchanged around the world."