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To me this is senseless.

[quote author=Garri the 1st]Typical Emotional Rant devoid of even an atom or rationality, logic or common sense...

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IS OKOROACHA NORMAL?

FOR ME , ITS BOKO HARAM. THEY ARE THE WORST ANIMAL ABI INSECT THAT I LOATHE.

wjxavier: Open Letter to Pastor Biodun. #CozaNigeria.

Whew, Pastor! The flak that I have taken in your defence!!! *kicks away tear gas canister*. Its a Jungle out there.

First things first, this is a classic example of what we call a Bleep up. Yea, you did....big time!

You failed at least 100,000 people who love and respect you. You failed Pst modele, you failed your tiny tots... ugh!

Let's assume that you settled that account with God long time ago, but we humans are a cannibalistic lot, so like em I'm gonna ask you "What the hell were you thinking?"

All the devil needed do to get you was shovel loads of grimey guilt on what's her name now, Easey?


I'm not suggesting you choose more "mature" girls next time, nope! *waves index finger"


Let's cut to the chase, boss.


The real reason I defended you like the fcukin Alamo mehn, was that I know how those thoughts evolve in the mind.

I can imagine u flouted many red lights in your minds autobahn.

As in, Damn it mehn, those traffic light rules are so easy to break, afterall no body is watching but you -and God.

I also know that losing the congregation can be nothing like losing God's presence.

I know how you might have broken down in tears of penance after the tryst.

I know how it took God to get you to preach as your usual self after the event -afterall we are actually all accountable to him alone. #audienceofONE

I know how the devil sticks you up with a 9mm guilt gun everytime you stand to preach in church, or try to correct an erring congregant.

I know also how God's infra red guilt-seeking Bazooka scope burns your skull as
He says "Preach! Or I'll blow both you and the devil to hell."

The world will never understand that.

They will never grasp that you are just as human as they, and that if that there's a difference, it is called GRACE.

They keep seeing you almost like you don't fart.

And that is the reason some of them....will miss salvation.

Pastor, I know that a christian rarely "plans" to sin. How to escape your own conscience takes quite some spirit (Henny and Coke) Selah

Pastor, I know you don't look forward to ever knowing another Ese, but wtf if it happens again?

The faith I learned does not teach me to fear the future.

Most folks miss their redemption because they fear they might fail again.

Damn! I'm preaching at myself.

You serve an audience of one.

Guess what? If I were you, I'd show up in church tomorrow and say.

"Hey Church! I hereby confirm everything (well almost, thankfully) that's been making the rounds.

Yes, I did have an affair with Easey.

I am accountable first to God and we have settled that.

Now if any of you feels like they can't stand to watch me preach again, please leave quietly. I quite understand.

However, I must assure you that while I regret my actions, I do not owe anybody any apology.

If I had my way, I would never hold another mic to preach again as long as I live, but that decision is no longer up to me.

The day I signed up this commission, I signed never to look back -no matter what.

In God's kingdom, there is no legal framework or policy on regret -either for me as pastor, or Ese as church member.

The only secret is to get up and move on.

If Christ expects me to forgive my brother 490 times in a day, then I'm sure he expects me to be nicer to myself.

So, again, I say this clearly, authoritatively, and unequivocally:

If you feel for ANY REASON AT ALL, that I am undeserving of your spiritual leadership, please move on and find some place else to worship and to grow.

Your spiritual welfare remains my priority and as such, I understand that if your heart if offended here, you will never gain anything from my ministry.

We will always welcome you if you choose to visit us again.

For the rest of us that believe in the God of all grace, let us stand to worship him.

Choir...."

OH I LOVE THIS WRITE UP. SO PERFECT AND STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. A LITTLE SCOLDING BUT WITH LOVE AND ENCOURAGMENT. PLS MAY I KNOW YOU? SOUNDS LIKE A LOVING FATHER TO AN ERRING SON. GOD BLESS YOU SIR /MA.

AS A CHILD I HATED GREEN VEGETABLES WITH A PASSION. BUT NOW I LOVE IT SO MUCH. INFACT EDIKANIKONG IS MY FAVOURITE SOUP.

WAJE IS BAJE

HER TEETH IS LIKE THAT OF THE CROCODILE SHE IS CUDDLING.

TOO WILD OGE

how big is the baby's face that the mum stabbed 90 times. the mum must be a very cruel woman> may God punish her permanently. But i dont believe the stabbing. maybe 10 times not 90.

Fazhy: Hmmmm.

father or mother of sluts. it takes a slut to know another slut. foolish being.

suxes2005: I was at the german embassy on Tuesday to pick up a client's visa. I was No 55 and within d period I was there, more than 45 pple got dia visa.
Only 2 were not given. 1 was asked 2 provide additional docu while d oda was refused.
If u realy need to go schengen, try german visa. Dia requirements are online. Submit d ryt docu and xpect ur visa.
Need more info PLz ASK Here. Dnt call me nor text.

THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION. YOUR NUMBER IS NOT HERE YET YOU SAID DONT CALL OR SMS> YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE CALL YOU TILL YOUR BATTERY RUNS DOWN.

HOW ABOUT?
FORWARD TO THE FRONT
REVERSE GO BACK
GIVE ME MY SHORT NICKER
BRING MY LONG TROUSER

THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE. LOL

Ikengawo: https://naijaura.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/D-BANJ-AND-DON-JAZZY.jpeg


After the split, the two took two very distinct career moves. Dbanj choosing to focus on internationalizing his band and name by breaking into the US and UK markets through Kayne West and the success of Oliver Twist, and Don Jazzy choosing to rebrand him self and his company into Mavin Records and promote former Mo Hits stars now that Dbanj wasn't there to take top priority such as D'Prince and Wande Coal as well as the new addition, Tiwa Savage.

Question is, who has found more success in their independent endeavors?

ME OFCOURSE.

is he not human? what is wrong with buying bolle? do you want him to come beg you for 1?

WHY WILL I PRETEND? FOR HOW LONG WILL I PRETEND? WHAT IF WE GET MARRIED, HOW DO I COPE? I DO IT WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE. MY GUY LOVES IT. HE DOES IT TOO AND WE LAUGH ABOUT IT TOGETHER. SOMETIMES I RELEASE IT AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOMB COURTESY OF PEAK MILK. GOD GAVE IT TO US FREE AND FREELY WE MUST RELEASE IT BUT NOT IN PUBLIC.

Mr Lee: I do it 1st thing every morni in front of my gf loud n clear n vice visa which makes us feel confortable in our relationship

GOD BLESS YOU. THAT IS WHAT I CALLED TRUE FRIENDS. COMPATIBILITY AND FUN. I DO IT WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE. AFTERALL NO ONE CAN CHEAT NATURE. GOD GAVE IT TO US FREE AND FREELY WE MUST RELEASE IT THOUGH NOT IN PUBLIC.

Lagusta: Any biach that tries that bull$h¡t with me will get a one-way ticket out of my life.......

who you be? come and i go do am for your mouth afterall there will be no difference btw the odour and that of your mouth. hahahahaah

RUBBISH

stan 241: the problem in this forum is that almost 90% of u do not even read the article before jumping into the comments section....for clarity purposes pls people go back and re-read the contents of the topic before coming here comment......thanks

WETIN BE THIS? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US HERE? ABEG MAKE YOU WRITE YOURSELF OFF. READ OR NO READ THE JUDGEMENT IS TOO BAD. ABI R U ONE OF THEM?

THIS JUDGEMENT IS NOT FAIR AT ALL!!! HOW MANY YEARS WILL THE GOVERNOR GET FOR ALL THAT HE HAS STOLEN SINCE RESUMING OFFICE? HOW MANY YEARS WILL THE JUDGE GET FOR THIS MALICIOUS JUDGEMENT? GOD ALONE WILL JUDGE THEM BOTH. COMMON PHONE THAT WAS BOUGHT FROM STOLEN FUNDS, NA HIM PERSON PIKIN GO SPEND 10YRS BEHIND BAR. GOD DEY.

Akshow: Oh my God! Them for leave okoro make e teach that silly notice me keke ogungbe sense.

YES OH I AGREE WITH YOU. THAT MAN KENNY NA CONFIRM CHEAT. SEE HIM UGLY HEAD.

Hezron Lorraine: first I'd like you to note dt am gay,I mean an alpha gay.stop spitting on ds thread on what u don't know.gay people have a strong emotional base which is due to the hate around,it makes gay people retract into a nature that reflects subtleness.douchebag,if gay people don't. Have feelings,dn y do they have relationships,wanna get married,start a kife for the future together.ur twarted f -ucked up brain thinks all gays are some sort of lustful animals who no nothing than to screw around with guys.this is personal.u dumbags no nothing about our nature.lemme cite u something about me,I've known about my sexuality since 8,I only just accepted after coming to grips with 3 years ago.I'm close to d gay community around me,but I've never fancied dating someone for sex,or getting into a short run relationship.I've never been in any relationship,sexual or not with anyone.I believe the right time and right person is always there.someone to make being in a samesex relationship pleasurable I'm every aspecs of life.please quiet ur hate and shut the trash and stop saying what u don't know.I know many of u bigots and haters here feel vexed now.ur p.I believe as a homosexual,I am a million ways better than many other peole who hate on gays cause u probably have undesirable lifestyles.I don't get y the guy murdere his partner who was about getting into a union he resents.family pressures.last tn I'll do is get married to someone I'll feign love to and won't commit myself wholeheartedly to.instead of living in that misery.I'll rather be single.your trash got ds personal and left me irated.u homophobes can't u just sit and watch and not blb rubbish.eew.am pissed at all d trash I read,see,hear.

YOU ARE O FOOL FOR THIS FOOLISH WRITE UP. I HEVE KNOW MY SEXUALITY SINCE 8. ANOTHER FOOLISH TALK. SHAME ON YOU. TUFIA. WORTHLESS BEING. AM SURE YOUR PARENT MUST HAVE DISOWN YOU.

Rick9: [size=21pt] See why Relationship with the same sex is bad, even if u try to break out ya partner will never allow you, esp when you want to get married,
people should be careful the way they live thier lives,
oh cos D things you do always come boomerang back to you.
(Law of Karma) [/size]

ENGLISH IN TROUBLE!!! OLO OYINGBO. WHICH ONE IS COME BOOMERANG BACK TO YOU? THIS IS THE WORST ENGLISH I HAVE COME ACROSS IN NAIRALAND. COMEBACK IS THE SAME THING AS BOOMERANG. PLS NEXT TIME CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY AND BE SURE. YOU MADE A GOOD POINT ABOUT SAME SEX RELATIONSHIP. CHEERS MR BOOMERANG.

EVIL BEGET EVIL DEATH. ITS A PITY. I WONDER WHERE HE IS GOING TO/ HEAVEN OR HELL?

I AM 100% SURE THE MAN WAS SUFFERING FROM TOOTH DECAY.

BEAUTIFUL GAL

WHAT A PHRASE? ELDERLY RASCALITY!!!I LOVE ADAMS. A MAN OF HIS WORDS, AN ACTION MAN. A NO NONSENSE MAN FULL WITH WISDOM AND POWER. MAY YOU LIVE LONG. I WISH YOU WERE MY GOVERNOR.

vanitty: Nice post and fast forward few years later, some silly wife will want it to be "just me and my husband no relative allowed in this house bla bla bla, my husband should love me more than his mother as if na competition.

When I say iya dada ni iya mi. Oro mi ye mi.
God will bless all mothers. It is their time to enjoy and they will enjoy well well. 120 years like their Father Abraham they will be and they will still be strong and agile Amin

guess your wife is silly. sorry

splashbaby: No wonder oooo GEJ went there the other day sitting all day hoping to at least get a chieftancy title to no avail...

rubbish! what title? a bloody title.