₦airaland Forum

iHart:
The barrister just focused on the lady's mouth, seems the woman run mouth too much!!!

But why will someone beat his wife this bad? I can't try it. The best I will do is to leave the house for the moment

What if you wanted we to leave and your wife lock the door and hold key?

He refused to join Illuminati. That's why

Wujio:
Na wetin be that Nigerian guy for Europe wey dey play for snow. Wa da da, wa da da, you sing for everyone. Your vanishing, your evertything for everyone. I say wa da, wa da, sing for everyione

That is Inferno-- Wishes for all

Dr Alban - Hallelujah Day
Inferno - Wishes for All
Onyeka Onwenu - Iyogogo
Majek Fashek - In a New York
Sunny Okosun - African Soldiers

Good times

Lonestar124:
I'm not claiming to know all, even my wife or girlfriend, brother and sister, I can't leave my drink for them...I take it along with me..

Call it anything, I don't care....

Lol... You refused to leave your drink with your wife, then went home to eat her cooked food. 😁😁😁

successmatters:
It won't change anything, a man who lived in Chicago for over 40 years returned and became hardened criminal, looter, crime godfather, drug baron and common tout who stole his way to a presidential election mandate and has been using our money to settle his fellow criminals.

It won't work.

It will take a long time but you will heal eventually

HeartlessMan:
Test it on Aso Rock sir.

Let's wait till Peter Obi recover his stolen manhood

DataDoc:
Okay.

I didn't get any email even though nairalandbis notifying you sent a mail

Please let me join you my bro

How do I contact you?

drlaykay:
I bought a tablet with an attachable keyboard from a guy in computer village in 2015, for 60k London used. It was the best price as I went round the market.

I went back in about 2 weeks to sell back because I felt no serious need for it. It was just always in my wardrobe. No faults, no scratches. After examining the system, the same guy offered me 20k. I felt like beating him.

He said he was offering me the best no one would. I left angrily, took it to different stores and the rest of them said 15k. Like they knew I was coming and had a meeting prior to my arrival.

Lol.
This happens a lot with abokis buying iron condemn. The first aboki usually make the best offer. Others will go lower.

Two humans died but this idiot choose to report it as 2 APC members died.

Demolakay:
D group of death! Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan, Victoria Plzen. Oga ooo!!

Barca nd Bayern going through surely.

I won't say surely though. Inter Milan is not beans

obembet:
Dear Elders brothers and sisters in nairaland, please what is the name of this thing and what's the work?

Please where did you get it?

Darkseidxx:
Johnny Sins

You are a psycho true true

emmanuelchux:
Wonderment shall never end in this world

I don't even see this man like someone dying soon because those that really want to die, death have a way of eluding them. I wish him longer life.

I would have love to make this a quote and put on my WhatsApp status as thus:

"For those that really want to die, death has a away of eluding them"

But people will start to think something else. I will get like 100calls in 1 hour

Jangbajantis:
He's never a top player. He plays for Olympiacos and has barely scored. Everton once bought him but never used him in a single match.

Why did he dye his hair?

So, someone needs to be a star before he can dye hair?

WibusJaga:


Still a big puzzle to me why a man will choose a fellow man as marriage partner or a woman choosing a fellow woman.
Never seen a cock trying to mate a cock. Same with every other animal in the animal kingdom.
Totally against the law of nature.

They actually exist in animal kingdoms too but I suspect their DNA must have been tampered with.

It's not celestial this time around. Otherwise we won't here word here today from other Christian churches

Enoch3721:
pls wat is d meaning of KTBFFH

Keep The Blue Flag Flying High

Blackfire:
Yoruba photographer

It must have been an Igbo party.

We all know food is always surplus at Yoruba party na.

Let me buy one for my mum and post it too

I'm coming

Mercy Eke will go to church on Sunday and everyone will take pictures with her.

She might even get a standing ovation.

xynerise:
It is bro. Spurs are shooting blankly. No direction at goal

I agree now...lol

xynerise:
Spurs is finished

3 defeats in 3 games

It's too early to decide it's a loss for spurs

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Glycolite:
Fixed!

Lol

hopexter:
Cos na you buy bleaching cream for am abi

Are you bleaching? Talk true

A lady bleaching is disgusting

A man bleaching should be stoned to death

complexBoss12:
You wouldn't want to be Messi's agent today, calls will kill your battery.

But with the pattern Messi and Barca has gone in years, I will not be surprised to hear a reversal in the decision to part ways.

And I heard Arsenal agents were Chased out, while one got slapped when they came to sign Messi with £1.3m a year offer, is it true??

nuf said, why didn't you mention Chelsea in the clubs with deep pockets that can sigh Messi, Abi you're in Ibrahimovic's pocket??



Let me educate you, Mr Landlord. The idea that Chelsea doesn't have a stadium doesn't mean he can't afford one. So let me ask you, before I tell you, who Owns the Chelsea stadium?? I am guessing you don't know, you simply chose to say what others say.

Chelsea Stadium is owned by Chelsea fan Club. Due to financial issues in the 70s, they took ownership and maintenance of the stadium. When Ibrahimovic bought the club, He wanted to buy the stadium from them, but they resisted the idea, because they wanted to continue to own and maintain it as their contribution to the club. Ibrahimovic can't buy the stadium from them because it's thousands of Fans, so you can't get around them. He also attamted to build entirely a new stadium elsewhere, they also protested.

Clubs like Real Madrid and Barcelona are owned by Fan Clubs, thats thousands of Fans who own the club and come together year to year to decide on key issues.

you're welcome!

Mehn! See schooling...

Where is my jotter let me take down notes

18 billion will be used to feed children in Kano

OGUN ONI Gateway Industrial & Petro-Gas Institute, Oni, Ogun Waterside LGA, Ogun State

Please who knows how to get to this location form Oshodi. My brother is to take his exam here on Ssaturday.

Anybody please

This guy is hydra-headed.