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awwwwwww!!!!!
thats lovely, i love it

when i saw the advert of the movie dirty secret unusual hornyness catch me
Mehnnnnnn i would say that babe went too far, for christ sake we are AFRICANS

i still can't believe that babe did that, see the reason why i hardly accept females
my goodness why couldnt she just wait? i regret that day my niceness took total control of me and asked her to come with me
DAMN!!!!!!!!!

IFELEKE:
Poster,
Yes you are the man of the house but caution must be saught in taking/enforcing some decisions.Choose one of your wife's happy moods to discuss the issue with her,let her know that your cousin's stay with you is beyond dispute,try and listen to her arguments(genuine or fake)assure her that you will talk sense into your cousin(you can even fake some genuine concern).
Try this and see what happens afterwards.

mi Amor why has thou forsaken me?
how u dey?

@post
that woman got issues, how could people be this troublesome
stand your ground as the man of the house and let her know if this attitude of her's continue's she would be the one packing
gosh i just don't understand some wome

imagine she saying to her dad, you haven't seen your daughter for 2days and all you could say is where have you been madam
and i was like WTF, how could you just leave the house like that and damning everyone? she has gat no single respect
la madre que le pario
i really got cracked up when she said DAD DID YOU MISS ME miss fire, rubbish can you imagine
that girl gat lots of issues
what does she even mean by her dad not getting to know her when she doesn't want anyone to get close to her

thank you LORD for your mercy
baba GOD in heaven you are too much

@ Idowuogbo and denzel2009
what rough play are you too playing behind the scenes i dey suspect una two oh

i cant forget the bamboo sticks too

i remembered those days of i love you talk your own

kia kia=dry gin=hot

Mobinga:
You mean toothpick?

if you call that rod that hits the wall that could make me give everything in the world for just to make it mine and mine alone a toothpick then am so into it more and more

googles:
waaat ! e mail address for wetin?

home address jor. . .I'd like to address some pressing tissues issues

LMAO  
woman you are really tempting me ya know, dont let me turn into a fine sexy man or a lesbo all because of that sexy sweet you

@post
sweet babe

Sagamite:
[Exhaling with excitement at the thought]

How can you be questioning hating on Sagamite and then use Cork as example of someone that was hated but makes you laugh now?  

nah Manchester english abi nah Liverpool english you dey write for me so?

i had to get the fact that i didnt like NLER's hating on you so i had to get that off my head first, after that was done i fleed back to the topic which brought about Mr cork

meanwhile, you really need to slow down on ya insults, i swear the last time i read your reply to an NLer the curse make me catch unneccessary cold

i can't believe am even explaining myself just because i don't wanna let go of that KOBOKO OF yours

the politics section is filled with rookie posters that is the reason i always back off cause me nor like trouble

i pity you

@post
lovely angel

hmm yummy tummy

Sagamite:
YOU!

KOBOKO!

You are comparing me with Mr Cork? Anuofia.   

you know i love the way you use that KOBOKO on me

how i take compare you with Mr cork?

denzel2009:
That's what I'm talking about. He was so irritating when he was mr Anus, now he just provides comic relief.

A thread was even dedicated to him https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=567861.msg7340918#msg7340918

i remembered signing in on NL two days ago i couldn't post a thing all i did was read MR corks post and i couldnt stop laffing

^^LOL

my email abi my house own?

oh man i can never for get KARASHIKA KARISHIKA QUEEN OF DARKNESS

i can never forget the days of flogging in school because we did a different hair style

i cant forget the every sunday eating rice with fried plantain and chicken

i cant forget the days i go make up for inside house use am shakara for room then clean my lips when i dey come out because if my uncle see am nah slap

OH HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN JAGUAR? MY BELLY OH MY HEAD OH

the days where my grand dad makes water water thing then come call am tea and funny enough i enjoyed it

i cant forget the christmas period then when we all got new clothes then plan to visit houses on xmas day so we would be given money

i cant forget the days we all go and play balloon AKA BLOW BLOW and the worst part i go play play play so that i go win the biggest one not knowing the biggest balloon xcan never be won

i could go on and on , i miss those days but its all good tho

nice view

oh lawd this is funny

why are you all hating on my SAGAMITE?

anyway i did find Mr cork annoying at first but of lately reading is funny senseless post makes me laff alot

no i have not and i don't plan to either. aside it being too damn stressful it also signify lack of respect on the cheater's part

am i that tired

LORD i thank your for your goodness and i pray that your protection will forever be with us all

good luck on that dearie

come on you all saying the Man got served right, why didnt the father sew up the daughter's vagina?
was she(the girl) forced to it? as far as i am concerned the man had no right to take away another man's di>>ck just because he finds him inappropraite for his daughter
yeah i agree that the Man is too old for her but hey it was her choice and what she wants
there are so many young girls out there who loves older men and vice versa so no biggie on she dating an older man just that he happens to be too damn old but nah wetin she like
i get the anger of the dad but he went too far

nike4luv:
stop it dia!

dang snow mayne

i swear it is so damn annoying

the cold nah die

oh LORD have mercy such a little angel. . . .i dont even wanna imagine what the parents are going thru right now
i pray you find her soon

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
congratulations dear

^^nah so you take come

@post
OMG am so into you now than ever
wow i thot i lost you, so good to have you

Happy birthday dear
i wish you all the good things you wish yourself dear
along with God's blessing and protection
all the BEST dear

_{and sorry am late}