Bookmarked. . .

@Googles . . . Its Mobinga

@Missy B . . . I didn't know you got in you. .

honeric01:

hehehehehe @ sagamite, i said it, i knew you keep tab of thread hence the sagamite, population statement,  , you wanted to get my posts from that thread hence the need to always keep tab of the thread title so that you can always use it later just like you are doing now.

My Gawd!!!

This is why I use those words on people. I am very objective.

This fails all from (1) to (6) bar point (2). 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-569143.128.html#msg7366800

I can picture Sagamite smiling with every reply LOL.

This is EPIC. I thought I was NL's war monger!  

I am not EVEN close to the top 5!

@Honerico1, I checked out the link Sagamite put up of your old beefs.
It is now that I see why you were annoyed with my "defending him"
but you have to admit it is entertaining to read his posts/replies.  

Sagamite:

I am telling you I know the guy.

I know the way he reasons.

I know the way he argues.

I know the way he gets agitated and starts making moronic points when he becomes desperate and thinks he is making sense.

I know his intellect is not at a level to even be debating with me when I am speaking on the phone about genetics to an expert Oxford professor and simultaneously playing table tennis with a Chinese champion.
Honestly, I am trying to be nice. I just want to enjoy the thread.

Please who else hates me?  . . . . . . Carry on.

You are officially CRAZY !!!  

hannie:

You are officially CRAZY !!!  

I am Sagamite aka "Mo ni issues" 

MzDarkSkin:

I can picture Sagamite smiling with every reply LOL.

This is EPIC. I thought I was NL's war monger!  

I am not EVEN close to the top 5!

@Honerico1, I checked out the link Sagamite put up of your old beefs.
It is now that I see why you were annoyed with my "defending him"
but you have to admit it is entertaining to read his posts/replies.  

When he gets agitated and desperate, he throws one moronic conjecture to back another moronic conjecture like he is doing now.

I highlighted it here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-507378.320.html#msg6715706

That is Honeric01 for you. I KNOW HIM!

And "NO", he does not ignore me. Even on this thread, when I ignored him, he was constantly making snide comments that were clearly directed at me to gain my attention. He should change the title of the thread to people he wants to VENT against to get their attention for the HURT caused.

Lol@thread.

Lol@OP

Lol@replies.

Mobinga:

@Missy B . . .  I didn't know you got in you. . 

Mo[b]bingooooooooooooooooooo[/b]
Don't mind Omo-to-dolt. He just wouldn't profess his love for me.

Where is that dunce called sagamite? Unlike you, Sinistyle is a very busy person. . .
Do you think you used the word 'foods' correctly or do you think it fits in perfectly in that context? dumb arsehole, you dont know shiox
you're not even half as smart I was when I was in high school

sinistyle:

Where is that dunce called sagamite? Unlike you, Sinistyle is a very busy person. . .
Do you think you used the word 'foods' correctly or do you think it fits in perfectly in that context? dumb arsehole, you dont know shiox
you're not even half as smart I was when I was in high school

You are reetarded!!! Run, fooool!

So it is now context you claim? It is me you want to moronically switch an argument on? I thought you claimed:

sinistyle:

What is foods? Are you too dumb to know that food is an uncountable noun and as a result can't be pluralized?

Mooooron!!! I am more intelligent, by a factor of 50, than all the teachers and professors you have ever had in your poor education.

What happened to the punctuations tutorial I just gave you? You forgot to use it again, cretin?

Mobinga:


@Googles . . . Its Mobinga

Mobingay

Sagamite:

You are reetarded!!! Run, fooool!

So it is now context you claim? I thought you claimed:

Mooooron!!!

What happened to the punctuations tutorials I just gave you? You forgot to use it again, cretin?

just like you forgot to include '[ ]' when quoting and editing Honeric01's post. Which school deemed it fit to churn out your type as a graduate?
If making inferences from statements weren't such a challenge to you, you would understand that I meant 'food' as used by you cannot be pluralized.
Let me catch you claiming intelligent again. . . you go hia ween

sinistyle:

just like you forgot to include '[ ]' when quoting and editing Honeric01's post. Which school deemed it fit to churn out your type as a graduate?
If making inferences from statements weren't such a challenge to you, you would understand that I meant 'food' as used by you cannot be pluralized.
Let me catch you claiming intelligent again. . . you go hia ween

You are reeetarded!!!

Can food not be pluralized? I thought you said it was an uncountable noun, reeetard? Cretin, who are you switching arguments on?

What context? That I said "some foods need to be transported"? Does that not imply variety?

Mooron, you want to correct other people's English when you can't speak it. Your intellect is below my feet!

When I tell mooorons like you that there will be only ONE ENDING when you engage me intellectually, you will think I am boasting.

Abeg lets continue with the thread. Who else hates me and the way I call people moooron etc?  

[Starts to sing this track out of tune, loudly and with a strong Yoruba Ijesha accent]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo

I belee I can tosh di skas!

U no well!

Hapi xmas!

Odunnu:

U no well!

Voices in NL been telling me to come to church
Saying the Lord is the only way for me to stop the hurt
Dreaming of deliverance by paying my tithe at 10%
When waking up to life sometimes just seems the same
And all I ever wanted is for them to be better men
And I try to keep it real with NLers now
For me to save the world, I don't understand
How did I have the intellect of a billion men?

(And now you hear my teachings to help people's reasonin')
Oh I can't believe my ears
And what everybody's sayin'
And boy I'll tell you folks don't know the half
I would give it all up
Just when they develop a brain

(With them)
How I used to teach them everyday
(With them)
And how I used to go give facts and figures on Sunday
(With them)
Instead of them all throwing them stones at me
They should be appreciating me

I wish that they could get to my level now (ooh-ha)
I wish that I could teach them to be me (oooh-ha)
I wish that I could talk to them (mmh)
Raise their brains somehow (still I knoooow)
And I know they're they are daft (so sooo daft)
Even though I can't see their face (oooh-ha)
I know they're hating hard on me (mmh)
Saying everything's too brash
And if I make it out this thug life
I'll whack them again someday
I wish, I wish, I wish
I wish, I wish, I wish



Adapted (last verse)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA2AaYTRT80&feature=related

Merry Xmas, sweetie!

@Phate, me too. Mine (popcorn) has extra butter!  nothing better than front row seats!

Sagamite said:

I belee I can tosh di skas!

LMAO!

Sagamite:

Abeg lets continue with the thread. Who else hates me and the way I call people moooron etc?  

[Starts to sing this track out of tune, loudly and with a strong Yoruba Ijesha accent]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FdJrrAWSo

I belee I can tosh di skas!

I do. It's not nice and defeats your genuine arguments.

^^^ Thanks, bruv. By the way, you have my wife on your profile.

Men, I can't wait for Mad Men's next season.

More people please.

LMAO.
Honestly,the speed and ease at with Sagamite goes abt with the "M0r0n" word is . . . .dat word go soon finish for dictionary,Preserve some for the future generation,biko.

^^^ The repetition, frequency and gaddamn blatant defiance in substituting it is very intentional.

It is suppose to make it more biting. When they criticise the characteristic above, I intentionally use it again in full to irritate their daft arse.

It is a special signature move tagging as well.  My Aidokyen! Shoruukyen! Sonic Boom! 

I have issues. 

Sagamite:

^^^ Thanks, bruv. By the way, you have my wife on your profile.

Men, I can't wait for Mad Men's next season.

More people please.

Yeah she is cool.

Sagamite:

^^^ The repetition, frequency and gaddamn blatant defiance in substituting it is very intentional.

It is suppose to make it more biting. When they criticise the characteristic above, I intentionally use it again in full to irritate their daft arse.

I have issues. 

Thats where you are wrong. You have to do these things tactically,let the supposed m0rons deduce for themselves.

I can bet one of my balls you dont have a gf. If you do, she would hate your guts with passion. I can imagine you telling her every moment 'you are retarded',you are mor0n etc. And when you keep boasting about your intelligence like you do here, it's a big turn off.

To every other posters hating on one another, please just give it a rest. How can you hate someone you probably will never meet?

If you don't like a poster, no big deal just ignore their posts.

. . .and the energy u burn while posting all these epistles you write,seriously I feel for you attimes and wonder why you must even prove a point. Egbon mii,ejor try soft pedal abeg.

denzel2009:

Yeah she is cool.

Thats where you are wrong. You have to do these things tactically,let the supposed m0rons deduce for themselves.

I can bet one of my balls you dont have a gf. If you do, she would hate your guts with passion. I can imagine you telling her every moment 'you are not-so-smart',you are mor0n etc. And when you keep boasting about your intelligence like you do here, it's a big turn off.

To every other posters hating on one another, please just give it a rest. How can you hate someone you probably will never meet?

If you don't like a poster, no big deal just ignore their posts.

You must be having a laugh!  

You think how I am on NL is how I am in real life?  

Sagamite is an alter ego, mate.

There are NLers that know me in real life and they will tell you I am extremely amiable and convivial. I mean extremely. The person everyone gets along with, a comedian and everyone has respect for. The only similarities with the Sagamite you know is the obvious intellect.

I don't even debate in real life (ask the people that came for the BBQ when they are debating whether I joined in) because I will not waste my time with people that will interrupt and will not listen. I am HARDLY EVER serious in real life conversations. I am just jovial. I can crack a woman up with jokes and talking sweet rubbish.

On NL, I have enough time to gather my thoughts, challenge it by verifying facts, gather my backing facts and figures, configure and structure my arguments UNINTERRUPTED and then lay it down as beautifully as looking at Kim Kardashian na_ked! That is why I like NL so much, first place I can do such.

Don't get it twisted, mate. Why will I want to call my girlfriend names. I don't even call male friends that, and I know several of them on NL.

Thank God, you think it is a turn off. Phew! I would not want you thinking otherwise.   On the contrary I have been told some females on NL say it is a turn on because they find it comedic and they know it is not an empty boast. And the ones it irritates? Well . . . . . . 

How many women do you know that hate Ali or Mourinho?  

One thing I would hate, is to not have character or to be an Obama that will be a certain way to be liked. I like to be coldly and objectively truthful. It gives me a high.

Odunnu:

. . .and the energy u burn while posting all these epistles you write,seriously I feel for you attimes and wonder why you must even prove a point. Egbon mii,ejor try soft pedal abeg.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I don't take drugs, I don't womanise, Kai Odunnu, you want take my only vice away?

ewwww I didnt mean turn off to me.

To intelligent people,it's[i] business as usual[/i],some of them don't even know it. If you have to keep ramming it into people's throats every now and then,it becomes disturbing.

Anyway, enjoy your Mourinho moments on NL.  

denzel2009:

ewwww I didnt mean turn off to me.

To intelligent people,it's[i] business as usual[/i],some of them don't even know it. If you have to keep ramming it into people's throats every now and then,it becomes disturbing.

Anyway, enjoy your Mourinho moments on NL.  

I don't ram it into people's throats for affirmation, I ram it as an irritation.

I just want to piss them off as much as their utter stewpidity pisses me off everyday. Purely to annoy them, and it is more annoying when they fail in proving they are not and they are not mentally equipped to challenge my own intellect.

I don't need anyone on NL's affirmation about my intellect. Nigga, I am super confident to the point of conceit!

I am a news buff and I see how the arrogant and defiant moorons destroy our society, so I have morbid hate for moorons!

These are the moorons I was reading about yesterday and got my BP up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12030051

Because of losing a football match?

I repeat, I HATE MOOORONS WITH A PASSION!

Back on track.

Anyone else hates me? [Batters beautiful eye lashes]

This is a chance for all haters to vent . . . . . and their complaints be ignored or ridiculed. 

Sagamite:

I don't ram it into people's through for affirmation, I ram it as an irritation.

I just want to piss them off as much as their utter stewpidity pisses me off everyday. Purely to annoy them, and it is more annoying when they fail in proving they are not and they cannot not challenge my intellect.

I don't need anyone on NL's affirmation about my intellect. Nigga, I am super confident to the point of conceit!

I am a news buff and I see how the arrogant and defiant moorons destroy our society, so I have morbid hate for moorons!

These are the moorons I was reading about yesterday and got my BP up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12030051

Because of losing a football match?

I repeat, I HATE MOOORONS WITH A PASSION!

I know what you are talking about. Don't you think the world would be so boring if we don't have m0rons?

Let your guard down a bit, impart knowledge. Dont start debates with "you are a retaaaard".

Show people your honed skills and knowledge, empathise with m0rons for it might not necessarily be their fault.

Be approachable and make people feel good, Embrace their m0ronic views and move on.  Your ability to rise above some situation speaks volume about your intelligence.

Prepare your mind for what every supposed m0rons are going to write and use your ignore buttons if you p1ssed off.

Abeg let me stop preaching!

I 'll have to blame honeric for opening this reeeeetarrded and m0ronic thread to incite hatred. Honeric, If I thump you ehn.

passing

oh lawd this is funny

why are you all hating on my SAGAMITE?

anyway i did find Mr cork annoying at first but of lately reading is funny senseless post makes me laff alot