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PoliticsWhy Are Igbos Trying So Hard To Claim Delta Igbos are igbos? by Ymodulus(op):
Some months ago i wrote an article on why the Deltans are not igbos and should be left out of the Biafram struggle.

Today while watching a Nigerian Movie title " The Meeting Silverbird Cinema "

I watched this, and I noticed the igbo lady trying so hard to make sure that Rita Dominic a Delta woman accept that she is Igbo and not Delta.

Why are igbos this forceful. Deltans say leave them alone and you are still trying to force yourselves.

PoliticsRe: Unpatriotic Nature Of Nairaland So Called Opposition Crew by Ymodulus: 9:32pm On Sep 14, 2015
GenbIoodykiller:
am Sorry bro

but you're annoying sometimes
You welcome. Bro. Yeah I know I can be a jerk sometimes.

Will control that.
PoliticsRe: Unpatriotic Nature Of Nairaland So Called Opposition Crew by Ymodulus: 8:47pm On Sep 14, 2015
GenbIoodykiller:
na your Papa go die what am i even saying? your papa life is just as worthless as a pig

useless bastard from a leprosy infested tribe
bunch of gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping monkeies
Hahahaha. You are so funny. So very funny hahahaha.

Are you satisfied now?
PoliticsRe: Unpatriotic Nature Of Nairaland So Called Opposition Crew by Ymodulus: 8:41pm On Sep 14, 2015
IbnSultaan:
SICK FELLOW
IbnSultaan Dan Allah,

Manta dai shi. Wawa ne
PoliticsRe: Unpatriotic Nature Of Nairaland So Called Opposition Crew by Ymodulus: 7:52pm On Sep 14, 2015
GenbIoodykiller:
go and die with your credible opposition did you people give Gej that?

now we are paying you and your Hopless stinking president with his own coin you're looking for credible opposition.

go to hell mr Ymodulus

anything we display today we learnt it from apc.

gerrarahia (in Igbo si ebe a puo)
Sir,

Relax you are not the only PDP fan. Stop carrying this like pdp is all in the world. Relax before you get yourself killed.


Chill. You can insult me whatever you want but truth is truth.
BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus: 7:34pm On Sep 14, 2015
Youngzedd:
When I was reading this post I didn't check the username, until I get halfway, I said to myself, this must be Ymodulus, then I checked and He's the one.



Kudos brother.
grin cheesy
Thanks Brother.
PoliticsRe: Like Father Like Son: Budgetary Misappropriation During Jonathan's Administrati by Ymodulus(op): 7:32pm On Sep 14, 2015
golddealer:
Quote me anywhere, at the end of this administration, we wont have anything lesser cos they are neither saints
I bet you bro there will be a change

TonyeBarcanista:
Nothing can be as wicked as appropriating and expending N78million to upgrade a personal website.- APC Gov Fashola
What can be wicked as appropriating N1.8billion as monthly security vote (APC Gov Amaechi)
What is more disastrous than spending N50million on a bed (APC Gov Fayemi)
What is more evil than spending N1.5billion per km road (APC Govs Fashola, Fayemi, Aregbesola and Amaech)
Look at the security vote of Delta state former governor. Uduaghan.

Uduagghan appropriated (N24 billon Annually) in name of security vote. Imagine Delta of all states
www.saharareporters.com/2013/08/08/group-accuses-gov-uduaghan-using-phantom-companies-cronies-siphon-treasury

Akwa Ibom former Governor appropriated 21.7Billion.

Akwa Ibom is one of the most peaceful states as compared to River State.

We all know river state is a state marr with violence and crime and as such, that money might be reasonable. But what will you say about Delta and akwa ibom
BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus: 7:20pm On Sep 14, 2015
kolokolobi:
I'm in Abuja. I bought 4 pieces and I didn't do hire purchase. I get 56k every week on them and I'll have to confess I got a bunch of drivers with good heads. Only one of them tried to be funny but I put him in line soon enough and he knows I will not suffer fools. I spread them on different routes to minimize joint risks. Payday is Sunday and I'm wondering why I wake up on Sunday mornings feeling excited.
I plan to sell them all off by the time they are all one year old when I've recouped investment cost and about 15% to take care of inflation and cost of initial capital. The sale can be said to be my net profit for the deal. So far so good. Very good in fact.
Some drivers need to be taught lessons.

For me all my drivers, used their parents as shortee so I was lucky they always were in check and never misbehaved. Though once one was trying to play with me with lies about him been sick. His dad told me to not worry that he will pay and his dad made him pay.

I really don't like to appear nice to the and same time act nice.
BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus: 7:15pm On Sep 14, 2015
kolokolobi:
I'm in Abuja. I bought 4 pieces and I didn't do hire purchase. I get 56k every week on them and I'll have to confess I got a bunch of drivers with good heads. Only one of them tried to be funny but I put him in line soon enough and he knows I will not suffer fools. I spread them on different routes to minimize joint risks. Payday is Sunday and I'm wondering why I wake up on Sunday mornings feeling excited.
I plan to sell them all off by the time they are all one year old when I've recouped investment cost and about 15% to take care of inflation and cost of initial capital. The sale can be said to be my net profit for the deal. So far so good. Very good in fact.
Lol!!!!

Good.
I started with one the picture is uploaded above. Someone got to buy it from me the following week.
Same thing happened to first and second keke.

Later got two running at same. I get 35K weekly negotiated Mine on Hire Purchase, mine got completed I handed it over.

Recently I imported 19pcs of TVS at a very cheap price way cheaper and resold and clear off. Last 2-3weeks
PoliticsRe: Unpatriotic Nature Of Nairaland So Called Opposition Crew by Ymodulus: 4:45pm On Sep 14, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
@IbnSultan: First, it is nice to be here once again.

To the subject, you guys (pro-APC) are the most unpatriotic group in West Africa. I make bold to say that you are not only undemocratic, you guys are also a serious threat to democracy. You want to muscle opposition to have them join the ruling party in order to actualise a one party state, which is at the detriment of our democracy. You guys never supported the former administration in his anti-terrorism and corruption fight. You guys kicked when Nyako was impeached for corrupt practices. you guys cheered when fugitive Nyako fled the country. You guys CONDEMNED when GEJ declared State of Emergency against BH. You guys Condemned GEJ for proscribing Boko Haram as terrorist group. You guys should be grateful that we the patriotic "wailers" (like you tag us) are offering constructive and not destructive criticism. Buhari should be prepared to vacate Aso Rock in 2019.

As for joining mainstream...I will maintain mute...
No offence brother with my below reply.

Your above response I see as one made out of anger and is not constructive. Please chill before replying a post.

The poster made salient valid points and I expected a reasonable tackle. Truth be told 97% of APC haters are doing it because they have hatred for the northern tribe or person called Buhari. And they allow their emotions control their views.

We expect credible opposition not all what they currently doing.

Thanks
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by Ymodulus: 4:30pm On Sep 14, 2015
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BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus: 4:17pm On Sep 14, 2015
@ Henrick007

I will advice you that if you want to go into the keke Napep business please get second Hand Keke Napeps not New one. Believe me it's best to bug something new good. But getting a good second Hand Keke Napeps is around 110 - 140k and the person will pay you double.

In Lagos you can easily make your money in 2 months 1week ( exact time frame my friend used to get hers back ).

There are good keke Napeps second hands.

Once more go for good second hand and not new ones. Many may decieve you that new are best, yes they are good am not disputing this. But me and you need sharp good fast money then second hand is the way.

I started this business way back January last month I imported 19Keke Napeps TVS Portharcout Port. I know what I say when I say it. Second hand is good.

Below is second hand roughly 4months old. Bought at 120k as at when I got it then. It is no longer mine, gave it on hire purchase but I do chat with the driver as he gets me more drivers and we are friends.

Your first is always your best

BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus:
My answers are based on the premise that you want to use the Golf 3 for inter state transport ( I.e within Lagos alone ).
Henrick007:
which of the two is better for transport business in lagos, pls i need your advice on this topic. Thnks
The Keke Napep is Better.

I don't leave in Lagos, but with my experience if I hate anything about the city is the fact that cars are stucked during go slows. I recalled my last visit I had to board a keke around MaryLand in the Morning. It was better and fast. Some People might argue that the Keke can't go far places like from Ikeja to CMS, Obalende , island etc. Well truth is this does not matter as long as you are getting someone to drive the car for you. As this will not increase the daily returns by the driver in any way.

One Joy in business and life is to always see the "QUICK RESULT" of your effort or hardwork, for this alone is a morale booster to do more.

The keke Is a resounding Yes.


bastien:
I think keke, in three to six month u will have times 3 of your capital, u can buy another keke.

But why not buy Suzuki 7seater box, mostly use in satellite town n festac town
Sir you are partially right. But not totally.

The period of complete returns on a keke depends on two things

1. the status of the Keke at time of purchase ( I.e New or second hand )
2. Does your driver work on Saturdays and Sundays ? ( Some people set any return from those days mostly Sunday as maintenance money. Some don't )
3. Agreed fee of return by driver.


There are generally two ways of paying a keke Driver.
1. Hire purchase
2. Daily Balance

I believe the two need no explanation just little extra tips.
I will never advice you to give your keke napep based on returns of Daily Balance. It's a No no. So help you whatever you believe in.

In transportation business drivers can be A pain in the house, don't even trust your brother and Lagos for that reason my brother you have to be wary.
Hire purchase is the best. In the North , Higher Purchase is what is mostly done and in the South East mostly daily Balance.


Daily return vary according to
1. Your state or Location
2. Status of Keke Napepe ( new or old )

In Niger , Katsina for example daily returns are N2000 and N3000 respectively for a new keke napep. And for second hand it is based on negotiation. But in Niger it is roughly N1500-1700/1800.

Note all the price can be subject to negotiation. However am giving you standard normal price.

In Lagos it is N4000 - N4500 ( for those plying Computer Village route ).
Note don't let anyone decieve you for the poster know what he his saying.

Now on the amount to return. There are two ways of paying back Hire Purchase.

1. Negotiated ( you and driver agrees that you bought keke marwa for say N400 and he will pay N700 )
2. Standard ( pay x2 the price. Takes place mostly in North and for second hand marwa ).


Henrick007:
d guy dat wnt to drive d marwa said dey wil be paying 15k weekly into my acct, nd am even considering hw d marwa wil look after a year.
Well truth is if you are given him on hire purchase them you can accept this. All you will do is know that you divide the amount you bought the keke by the amount of daily return to get no of weeks he will pay back.

Mathematically.


( Amount keke was purchased / weekly return ) = No of weeks to pay Up

Everything is subject to negotiation but use the standards to determine your decision.
Henrick007:
dts anoda tyn dat am considering, so u think d golf d wil b ok?
No don't do the gold because of issues with car and drivers and believe me I don't know if its just me because I don't stay in Lagos. But how do you cope when drivers drive that way?

Drivers will kill your golf early and depreciate the value, except you want to go the drop way or get a good driver. Besides return will not encourage you. To do more.

bastien:
hmmm, keke doesn't last, it gonna look bad after some months
No it depends. On how your driver manages it. And carry's out maintenance.

Sir what if I tell you that this keke is 5Month Old? You will call me a liar right?

I bought this keke way back in January February when I started the keke biz. I bought it like this
BusinessRe: Keke Napep (marwa) Or Golf 3 by Ymodulus: 3:23pm On Sep 14, 2015
Typing..
PoliticsLike Father Like Son: Budgetary Misappropriation During Jonathan's Administrati by Ymodulus(op):
[size=18pt]Like Father Like Son: Budgetary Misappropriation During Jonathan's Administration[/size]


No other qoute but that of John Quincy Adams would best describe who a leader is. In his words he said and I quote " If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." While his qoute described a leader it failed to identify on which path of the divide such a leader belongs too (I.e either Good or Bad ).

While going through the past budgetary allocations in a bid to identify the budgetary allocation on security over the years, I couldn't help but deviate from the main aim of my search to notice some funny budgetary allocations made during the Jonathan's administration. Many misappropriation noticed but a few will be listed below as they make a complete mockery of we all as Nigerians.

Some funny budgetary allocations, note the list is limited but not exhaustive:

Federal Republic of Nigeria ( Good luck Jonathan )

1. 34.5 Million Naira was budgeted to Import 2 Wild Animals. Further going through the budget, 14.5Million was budgeted for feeding each of the two wild life animals to be imported. This goes to say mathematically 1.2million is budgeted per animal for feeding per month. Please can someone remind me on the Minimum Wage fee? I seem to have forgotten. Fellow Nigerians wouldn't you want to be an animal too in the Zoo?
2. 5.85 Million Budgeted for fueling the Generator of the Nigerian embassy in the United State. [ it will interest you to know that the country we talk of hardly have a power failure ].
3. N2.381million was budgeted as Ship Maintenance for the Nigerian Embassy in Mali. It will interest you to know that the said country ' Mali' is landlocked and as such there is no need for ships.
This begs the question does ship now move on land? Only Goodluck Jonathan can answer this.

4. N1.2 billion to be spent on food stuffs and kitchen items [ Fellow Nigerians what kind of foodstuff or kitchen item will gulp such amount for a year?].


Just like John Quincy said your actions will motivate you others to follow as a leader, it will interest you to note that some governors under Jonathan's administration also towed his part, below are few listed:


Plateau State ( Under Jonah Jang )

On the eve of 25th September 2014, With barely six months to the end of the Jonah Jang's Administration, the Plateau State Governor sent a supplementary budget of N23.4bn to the state House of Assembly for approval. While sending a supplementary budget is not against the Constitutional guidelines it will interest you too see some elemental breakdown of this bill.
1. Curtains and Cutleries @ N442, 289, 600.00.
2. 1pcs Toyota Land Cruiser @ N25, 625, 675. 68
3. 1pcs Toyota Corolla @ N7, 545, 398, 68
4. Office equipments / Stationeries at internal Revenue @ N13 Billion




Delta State (Under Uduaghan Emmanuel )

1. In 2011 Emmanuel Uduaghan the then Governor of delta state, Sent a supplementary bill asking the delta state House of assembly to approve the sum of N7.4 Billion to be spent on clearing sand, grasses and removal of slumps , heaps and hedge at the Asaba Airport.

Please where are the Cost Engineers? Quantity Surveyor and Construction financial experts to elaborate on how 7.4Billion naira can be used for such.




The unparalleled display , exhibition and exemplary tutology in act of concocting budgets during the Jonathan administration is another reason why we should be thankful for this wind of change that has embraced us all.

Even if the devil existed he would have joined us in jubilating that a change has come.


I am more than happy that a new captain is in town, patrol has changed gear and next year we look forward to a more decent, slim budget one free of scandals, lies and daylight robbery. One which we can look at and hit our chest boastfully to say we are Nigerians and we are proud to be called Nigerians and not one in which an Animal is more dignified to a beign.






By Ymodulus

Cc: ibnsultan , beremx , ahmed4002 , omenka , obiagelli ,
Reference: http://www.punchng.com/news/plateau-budgets-n442m-for-plates-spoons/
http://www.punchng.com/news/villa-zoo-jonathan-budgets-millions-of-naira-for-animals/
http://premiumtimesng.com/news/152073-authority-stealing-jonathan-budgets-millions-non-existing-aircraft-boats-foreign-embassies.html
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/top-stories/42639-jonathan-sambo-to-spend-n4bn-on-food-travels-in-2015?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5982780782

http://stephendieseruvwe.com/2012/06/11/asaba-airport-let-the-truth-be-told-by-eddy-aghanenu/
PoliticsRe: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 1:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
WombRaiders:
Keep calm and plant cocoa grin
You do not cool a fiery hot coal by heaping more coal. " - Apostle Paul

"If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink. In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head" - Romans 12:20

Since your Christian religion is so saintful. Why don't you read the verse and apply it. Blood hypocrite
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Chief Spent Night In Former Boko Haram Enclave (PHOTOS) by Ymodulus: 1:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
mmsen:
He can't just go killing people because they want their own nation.

Unless they start killing innocent civilians there is no justification for anyone hunting down Biafra separatists.

Besides, if they are such a problem why not let them go?
If you are igbo then I give it to you. You are learned and think right. But have you take time to listen to the consolation home of the mentally derailed? I mean Radio Biafra? Have you seen the call of violence and insults been thrown by a supposed so call learned man?

What of the Massob Militants? The IPOB thugs?
PoliticsRe: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 1:03pm On Sep 13, 2015
WombRaiders:
Look at this Arab owned slave... Your useless nation is crumbling before your eyes and the only thing you can think of is my labeling (and rightly so) Saudi Arabia as shaytan kingdom.



Just pray that Buhari does not kick the bucket because this is when your final disgrace begins
My friend go and sit down. Because you can spew rubbish on the net in Nigeria and go Scot freee doesn't mean you exhibit your stupidity.

I am atheist and very irreligious. But I don't see that as a ground to insult other religion. If you want to attack the president Political achievement then do it on good grounds and don't come here to attack a religion to further aggravate the number of pages on your thread.

WailingWailer
PoliticsRe: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 1:00pm On Sep 13, 2015
mrjangaweed:
Thunder scatter your family there
Thunder strike your [b]harlot Hopless bastard mother [/b]to death Insha'Allah amin

i used to respect you but you have lost all and you're a disappointment to those that placed you high in this forum. believe me you're a son of a prostitute and a gworo seller from a leprosy infested tribe
useless Hopless vulture from an illiteracy infested tribe.

Thunder fire your mama and papa there
Ymodulus i repeat die by bomb Insha'Allah amin
Why are you so pained by the truth? Take a chill bro. You need ice water on your chest.
PoliticsRe: More Woes For Khalifar Buhari: Crude Expected To Crash To $20 by Ymodulus: 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2015
At times I look at the PDP supporters and I see nothing but Tribal eastern with hatred spilled over their face.
I mean very sentimental , tribalistic and religious Bigots.


I don't understand why you should label the Saudi Kingdom as a Shaitan Kingdom why?

I expected credible opposition, but all I see are angry bulls let loose.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Chief Spent Night In Former Boko Haram Enclave (PHOTOS) by Ymodulus: 12:43pm On Sep 13, 2015
omenka:
The guy gives BH members a long lasting haaaard-on. cheesy

God Bless him indeed. smiley
You speak Hausa? Lol. Though there why l was ommision of I at the end of his name.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Chief Spent Night In Former Boko Haram Enclave (PHOTOS) by Ymodulus: 12:37pm On Sep 13, 2015
DarkFive:
Nice start with a terrible finish!! No wonder there are no likes.....try thinking next time u want want type..#signout
Actually there are now over 38likes and counting.

Next time get some sense.
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Chief Spent Night In Former Boko Haram Enclave (PHOTOS) by Ymodulus: 11:42am On Sep 13, 2015
Am so touched.

They were all chanting and shouting " Sai Buhari, Said Baba "

All hail President Buhari, All Hail Baba.


Good news. When He is done in the north. The east will be next he will go fish out Some tug miscreants who scream Biafra. Mentally deranged idiots.


Sai Buhari!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Ymodulus: 4:24pm On Sep 12, 2015
Goahead:
How is the quality of your movies compared to this?

Modification

Whoop! Just visited the site and curiously clicked on "Fast and furious 7", I was dumb founded to see 4.7GBundecided
please which movie is this?
Link where I can get it?
PoliticsRe: Ibo Businessmen Are Relocating Home by Ymodulus: 8:58am On Sep 12, 2015
azimibraun:
I know at the right time we'll meaning Igbos will step in and renegades like Nnamdi Kanu will be relegated to the background. Opportunistic spur of the moment. Somebody ask Nnamdi Kanu and his goons if they have bothered to do a study on Nationalism at all; where in the study of Nationalism in either Political science or Sociology can you find a quest like that of Biafra calling for violence? The Igbos according to the Books and reality should pursue " Gentail Nationalism" If in 1960 Nigeria ddnt need a bullet to get independence from her colonial Masters the British, I wonder why Mr Kanu will be advocating for violence when it was clear Ojukwu failed using Violence. The igbos need Geniuses with Brains at this point in time and not Drunks with thugs and violent propaganda. It's a negotiation and consultation struggle and not violence. The igbos have the right to seek self determination but it should be handled by decent knowledgeable non violent professionals. Thugs got countries in the past but not in these days and age. The world has moved and the UN has provided for self determination. Igbos do the needful and explore the opportunity.
Too sad so many illiterates among the easterners who can't reason like analyst
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Bello Uncovers N70b Cash Withdrawals By Govt Officials by Ymodulus: 2:13pm On Sep 11, 2015
emmanuel596:
Let them keep running their mouths about Wat dey don't know...am presently working in Minna airport abu lolo is always around to to inspect and ensure the takeoffs of pilgrims he drives alone he no dey fear any idiots talba used our money to buy to bullet proof benz worth 80million naira each and 2 range rovers now his riding in the mid night in town with a black gwagon and plenty escorts I wonder y dey haven't withdrawn his security well we stoned him on handover dey and we won't stop till we stone him to jail
Are you sure he is still in town?

Cause his personal house is close by the laundry house I take my clothes too and I heard he left to Abuja with his family.

What of his younger brother ? Ciroma?
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Releases Funds For EFCC, ICPC To Try Ex-Governors by Ymodulus: 2:11pm On Sep 11, 2015
Rilwon:
That froggy-eyed ex-Gorvernor of Niger state must go to Jail.
You are so right.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Bello Uncovers N70b Cash Withdrawals By Govt Officials by Ymodulus: 2:04pm On Sep 11, 2015
emmanuel596:
Babangida aliyu was Brough to us by obj after d primary election tru rigging he won and facts still have it that he is from sokoto not Niger state....am from akwa ibom state I was only bore nd brought up in niger state nd I know d good works akpabio did there but I can keep quiet because by birth am a nigerlite
Stop explaining yourself to the guy. He sees nothing good in Niger. He wants to develop Bill Board all around like Babangida Aliyu
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Bello Uncovers N70b Cash Withdrawals By Govt Officials by Ymodulus: 2:03pm On Sep 11, 2015
mhbabanna:
That Govnor is no wretch. Richest Govnor in Nigeria. Sponsored all APC candidates in the state from his pocket during the last election. So my guy no go there
Thank you don't mind @ toyese01 who knows nothing about Niger state. toyese01 thinks the governor is after the money.

Governor is the richest Governor in Nigeria.

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