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Culture / Re: "Abobaku" Of Ife Kingdom Is Currently On The Run #lol by ymomoh: 12:32pm On Aug 12, 2015
YOU ARE A FAACKING EDIOT..YOU ARE LUCKY YOU ARE NOT PHYSICALLY CLOSE TO ME..YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED THE BEATING OF YOUR LIFE...IGNORAMUS!!!!!
brooklyn49:
It is on record that late Dr. Abubakar Olusola Sarki
investigated the mysterious disappearance of US
$2.8 Billion from the NNPC account in Midlands
Bank in the United Kingdom, during Buhari’s
stewardship in 1976. It was discovered that the
money was traced to General Mohammadu
Buhari's foreign bank account. Then Nigeria
Broadcasting Corporation news caster, Miss Dora
Ifudu, reported the interview where the disclosure
was made. As a result she was dismissed from her
job. She took Nigeria Broadcasting Corporation to
court, won her case and was exonerated and
reinstated. US$2.8 stolen in 1976 will amount to
how much today? Much more than the total sums
bandied around against Jonathan's
administration.
Politics / Re: Photo: Throwback Photo Of Buhari As Governor In 1975, So Handsome by ymomoh: 11:39am On Aug 12, 2015
YOUR STUPIDITY IS GOD GIVEN..HIS WILL MUST BE DONE..
zendy:
The man owes everything he is in life to being a highly successful coup plotter. Except the last presidential elections, Buhari has never achieved anything on merit. Here, he is rewarded as Governor after helping Murtala Mohammed overthrow Gowon. If Buhari had never joined the Army where he could perpetrate his "coup plotting" skills, he probably would have just another Fulani cattle rearer we see on the expressway. Military adventure into politics has thrown up people who have no business being in Governance.
Politics / Re: The Truth About FFK: Yemisi Wada’s Camp Rips Femi Olu-Kayode Apart - TheElitesng by ymomoh: 11:17am On Aug 12, 2015
WILL YOU SWERVE OUT OF THE INTERNET NOW!!!!Femi deserves this..he will do the same without being the least provoked..Take time O!!!
ibedun:
Whoever wrote this is not much better than the subject of this very bitter and vile write up. Even if all the allegations against FFK were true, the vileness of the author casts much doubt over the content of the "article". I feel sorry for the author and I completely detest the author for everything said to or about Precious.

Precious, I don't know you but I apologise on behalf of the author who is clearly in a tragic mental state.

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Politics / Re: Lalong Gives Ex-Governor Jang Two Weeks To Return “Stolen Money” by ymomoh: 10:57am On Aug 12, 2015
SHUT YOUR FAACKING GUTTER!!!!Is it not money that will be used for the work you want them to do,that they are trying to collectEWU!!!!
danpaul1:
APC political office holders (pmb, govs) have all abandoned governance which they were voted for in pursuit of so called "stolen money". I'd rather tag it witch-hunting!

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Politics / Re: Corruption Probe: Peace Committee Shocked In Meeting With President Buhari by ymomoh: 10:51am On Aug 12, 2015
keep taliking UNDILUTED TRASH!!!!!
hinwazaka:
This is a huge setback for the ACN members of the Pro-PMB army. Let's look at the facts.
* The APC were refused assistance by the Democrat Executive US government who have started cutting their losses
* The APC government were refused military assistance in terms of trade in arms and ammunition due to the terms of the Leahy act
* The Republican controlled house committee on oversight and reform two weeks later paid the president a visit and promised a look into reviewing the leahy act in relation to Nigeria
* A day after that Mr Ibe was made the GMD of NNPC
* A week later, rumors of a meeting between the president and his predecessor was reported
* Soyinka has started singing a different tune of the President's culpability in the supposed corruption scandals
* The media has been awashed with a unscheduled meeting between the President and Gen Obasanjo
* OBJ has started looking desperate in his frantic recent moves
* The fuel crisis has started to
abate
This rundown of events point towards a sort of compromise being forced down the President's throat. It's apparent that PMB has lost his major foreign supporters and so is looking for new alliances. If the reports of overtures being made are true, then the biggest losers in this new deal will be
* Tinubu
* Oyinlola
* Fashola
* Akande
* OBJ
* ACN faction, members, supporters and home region
* And eventually PMB
Politics / Re: Jonathan Already Ordered All MDAs To Operate Single TSA in January by ymomoh: 12:21pm On Aug 10, 2015
Rubbish Talk...
SenseiX:
Pres Jonathan had already ordered all MDAS to close down all accounts and make all transactions with the Single TSA with the Federal govt far back in January so I don't get what's the big deal about it. Buhari probably got it from GEJ'S Handover notes.
The decision of GEJ then was well reported in the news then, it even made Nairaland's front page. Here's a punch report on it from January

The Federal Government on Tuesday directed all its Ministries, Departments and Agencies to close their revenue accounts with Deposit Money Banks latest by February 28.

The government gave the directive while unveiling an electronic revenue collection platform aimed at checking theft, diversion of collected revenue and all sorts of corrupt practices associated with revenue collection.

The balances in the revenue accounts, it said, should be transferred to the Consolidated Revenue Fund of the Federal Government.

It warned that any MDA that failed to comply with the directive by the end of February would be appropriately sanctioned.

The Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr. Jonah Otunla, disclosed these in Abuja at a workshop to sensitise the MDAs to the commencement of the electronic revenue collection project.

The implementation of the project, he stated, began on January 1 this year and that it was meant to enthrone a new regime of centralised, transparent and accountable internally generated revenue management system.

The House of Representatives had in an investigative report on unremitted revenue last year said that 60 revenue generating agencies of the Federal Government failed to remit over N9.4tn to the coffers of the government between 2009 and 2012.

The Chairman, House Committee on Finance, Abulmumin Jibrin, had said of the N3.06tn the agencies generated in 2009, only N46.8bn, or 1.53 per cent was remitted to the government.

In 2010, the sum of N3.07tn was generated, but N54.1bn or 1.76 per cent was remitted; and in 2011, the generated figure stood at N3.17tn, out of which only N73.8bn or 2.33 per cent was remitted.

Otunla said going forward, the new platform would improve the availability of funds for financing of developmental projects and budgets as well as plugging loopholes in government revenue collection and management.

He said the commencement of the e-collection platform was a product of series of treasury reforms that began in 2012 and aimed at ensuring transparency and accountability in the management of the nation’s resources.

The reforms, he stated, led to the introduction of the Government Integrated Financial Management Information System and the Treasury Single Account.

Otunla said, “We have rolled out the GIFMIS and TSA implementation. At inception, a total of 93 agencies were enrolled and as of today, we have about 551, which is about three quarter of the total budget of the federation.

“We have yet to realise the full potential of the reforms. Some big budget MDAs to wit the National Assembly, National Judicial Council, the armed forces and some other autonomous agencies have been reluctant to be brought into the GIFMIS and TSA process.

“The implication of this is that substantial cash resources of the government are still lying idle at a time when our cash flow is facing a lot of challenges. In the face of the cash flow problem, we need to be more creative. We can enhance the performance of the budget by either improving revenue or reducing costs.”

The accountant-general added, “Our efforts this morning on the e-collection of revenue is a revenue enhancing programme by freeing more funds for budget performance. We are perfecting a system of collection. We are not perfecting a system depriving the commercial banks of income.

“So, we just want to make revenue collection a little more efficient; but in the process, it might influence the inflow to the commercial banks and that’s why the Central Bank of Nigeria is playing a pivotal role.”

Shedding more light on the new revenue collection platform, the Director, Funds, Office of the Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr. Mohammed Dikwa, said, henceforth, government revenues would now be paid into the CRF/TSA at the central bank through any branch of the DMBs.

He said, “A treasury circular on e-collection will be issued next week. With the coming of e- collection, MDAs can no longer maintain revenue bank accounts with commercial banks. You are, therefore, advised to transfer any outstanding balance in your RBA to the CRF and immediately commence the processes of closing them.

“The MDAs are given up to February 28, 2015 to close the RBAs. Appropriate sanctions shall be applied against any MDA that fails to comply.”

To ensure the successful implementation of the project, Dikwa explained that a multi-stakeholder committee comprising the OAGF, CBN and representatives of all the commercial banks was set up to agree on the implementation plans and timelines.
http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/close-revenue-accounts-with-banks-fg-orders-mdas/
Here is the Nairaland front page thread on it back in January
https://www.nairaland.com/2082943/close-revenue-accounts-banks-fg


So Buhari only just re-issued an order already issued by GEJ

Cc lalasticlala
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Thanks
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Politics / Re: Abacha, Maryam Abacha, Al-mustapha And Buhari In 1995 by ymomoh: 6:33pm On Jul 12, 2015
etiosa79:
God punish allah
May Allah have mercy on you and your unborn generation. Ameen
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