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Romance / Re: Please Advice. My Babe Got Arrested by ymstar(m): 9:14am On Sep 17, 2020
May God see her through
Education / Re: E-learning Note For JSS 1 - SS 3 For School Owners, Teachers And Students by ymstar(m): 12:08am On Sep 17, 2020
Noted
Education / Re: Technical Drawing Or Further Math Which Is Important For Computer Engineering ? by ymstar(m): 12:04am On Sep 17, 2020
TheCork:



I am a engineers.
Please can u quickly sent me yor naaaaked , at least 5 picture..I need to use it for my univercity final art project. wink
This man, u are back cheesy
Crime / Re: 24 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria by ymstar(m): 11:59pm On Sep 16, 2020
okerekingsley90:
This is actually the first time am commenting on nairaland. Wow such educative content. Thanks for this piece
Some threads are like that, they will just make u comment.

Thank you for commenting.

This is the beginning of many to come

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Crime / Re: 24 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria by ymstar(m): 11:49pm On Sep 16, 2020
Sonnobax15:
this guy, your only saving grace na be say nairaland na faceless forum...if not enn,the kind smack down wey EFCC for don give you for even shock devil self....
Leave am nah
Hushpuppi own go b child's play compared to his's
Crime / Re: 24 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria by ymstar(m): 11:42pm On Sep 16, 2020
Kay25:
The surest way to safety in this country is to be spiritual...out of that forget even as a gentle and easy going man you will sha one way land into trouble ni that's the make up of Nigeria.
Also a good idea

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Crime / Re: 24 Ways To Stay Out Of Trouble In Nigeria by ymstar(m): 11:40pm On Sep 16, 2020
Omihanifa:
Don't go to ashewo house angry
Please share your experience, e get reason why I dey ask
Crime / Re: More Trouble For Hushpuppi As New Evidence Was Submitted Against Him by ymstar(m): 11:00pm On Sep 16, 2020
iamyemiakins:
Hushpuppi don finally jam agbako
Nigbati ko mowon ara e
Ti o de tu nite lorun
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Urinates On Grammy, Declares 'Black Masters Matter' by ymstar(m): 10:48pm On Sep 16, 2020
Ok
Education / Re: Dear Marlians by ymstar(m): 10:15pm On Sep 16, 2020
dinana:
FOOD_FOR_THOUGHT

Dear Marlians,

Naira Marley was born in Agege, Lagos State but at the tender age of 11, he relocated to Peckham, South London, England.

Marlians read again! He relocated to Peckham, SOUTH LONDON ENGLAND at the age of 11.

Meanwhile you haven’t traveled out of your state all your life. Marlians!�

He studied at Porlock Hall before attending Walworth School, where he obtained his General Certificate of Secondary Education. All these happened while in London not Nigeria.

Naira Marley graduated with a distinction in business from Peckham Academy. He didn’t end it there,He also studied business law at Crossways College (now known as Christ the King Sixth Form College).

Marlians! Zero belt with thousand trousers geng hope you guys are reading.

Naira Marley is a dedicated Muslim! And partake in every Islamic studies and prayers. E shocked you abi? Issorite.��‍♂️

Marlians step forward, the rest…�
Did you know that Naira Marley is rated as one of the most educated Nigerian musicians and also among the richest?

Sadly, most of his fans focused/practices the radical lifestyles he wants them to see.
Of course, he earns a living through it and ain’t stopping soon.

No wonder he studied Business Law. Dude is smart! He knows what Nigerians like…and he dey give dem back to back. Marlians! Zero belt with thousand trousers.��

Now let me burst your bubble.
Do you also know that Naira Marley is married to two women and has four children! E shock u abi. Issorite �

E SHOCK YOU?�

E SHOCK ME TOO��

Now if you like, keep zuzuing upandan. Be shouting Marlins Don’t go to School o.........

marlians dont wear bra..............

marlians dont wear belt.............

marlians dont graduate..........

keep Smoking, womanizing, drinking and be causing nuisance everywhere in your neighborhood.

Your mentor is married with kids and worth million dollars in net worth.
I sign out here….

Abeg tell dem
Celebrities / Re: 18 Nollywood Celebrities That Have Died And Joined Their Ancestors by ymstar(m): 3:50pm On Sep 16, 2020
Investnow2017:

I sent something yesterday. Check
Please sir, help me edit where you quoted me with my account number. Please
Celebrities / Re: 18 Nollywood Celebrities That Have Died And Joined Their Ancestors by ymstar(m): 9:29am On Sep 16, 2020
Investnow2017:

Pls whatever you receive from me don't consider it too small oooo. It is tough for everyone if not directly, indirectly.
I confirmed it dis morning

Thank you Man Of God, I can't thank you enough, may Almighty God reward you abundantly and u will never come down in the Mighty Name Of God, Amen.
Sports / Re: Neymar 'faces Seven-game Ban' While Gonzalez Could Get 'ten-match Suspension by ymstar(m): 2:56pm On Sep 15, 2020
chris259:
This neymar self no dey calm down.. he own too much abeg, most unserious player i've ever seen . if neymar atleast had the calmness of messi and the determination and seriousness of CR7 he would have had atleast a balon'dor... such a waste of talent i must say.
Correct
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 12:36pm On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:

hmmm, looking forward to meeting you one day bro.
God will never let you down and d generality of ur house hold, AMEN
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 11:55am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Wait, I am now more curious than ever.

I hope it's not my former gf impersonating here, this is exactly how she do talk about me without mincing words.

I am now suspecting oo, well I will put up under watch for more findings and discoveriesgrin



And at the bolded, remember Yoruba says "Ole lo mo ese ole to lori apata" (meaning it's only a thief DAT can recognise the footprint of a fellow thief on a rock )

Soo am not expecting less from u bro.
Not your former gf o,
Remember I said in my post dat I don't pretend.

I'm Yemi by name, hence the moniker ymstar which depicts yemi star⭐
Nairaland / General / Re: Motorcyclist Returns Missing #700,000 To A Business Woman In Delta by ymstar(m): 11:30am On Sep 15, 2020
Ok
Nairaland / General / Re: Motorcyclist Returns Missing #700,000 To A Business Woman In Delta by ymstar(m): 11:26am On Sep 15, 2020
YoungLionken:
What a high level of integrity and self control. Considering the hardship in the country,an Oscar award is an understatement.

Never been impressed for a very long time.

Someone like him, deserve some fund raising,not the BBN guest.

Whoever has his connection, should please share...
True true

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Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 11:21am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Guy!! Small small oo, lol.

I don't know the wiseman ooooo.



This life eehn, e get how God take script am.

If u look deeply u Wil understand how I mean it.

DAT is why I don't take everything too serious again, cus later u Wil see someone who is more unserious than u making waves and u see a more serious and devoted man living like a nobody.

In this life, don't disturb ursef for anything cus all u re doing either u love it or not was not the choice u made, it's in accordance with the character God destined u to play in the script.

Just play Ur part in the script to complete Ur episode and let others play their own part on their own episode.
And u said u know no d wise man

D wise man has spoken and he is His Excellency Olawale Bammie

U said 'guy, small small o'
U think I get impressed easily? No oooo, I don't.

But if I see a talent I do recognize it, and I think u are one, and I'm not pushing u, because dat is not me as I don't pretend even in d presence of adversity.

And I think we share similar characteristics, I noticed u use to think deep, I do dat too

And I do carve out wisdom from those thoughts
And I also learn from other people mistake.

Further more, if something happens and I witnessed it, I can give you full detailed information about it. Without mixing things up.

because I have mental picture of things as dey happen, I don't 4get. And d same thing applies to Olawale, for u to still remember how maniche scored Netherland and how d whole game turned to war.

Then u are something (good)
And I respect dat, u know av met a lot of pple dat something happened in their presence yesterday and d following day, dey start to say rubbish and mixing things up due to forgetfulness.

Long story short, I'm not pushing u, I just recognize the good seed and talent that ELEDUMARE has imbibed and impacted in u
And I have to tell you that you are doing well.

Funniness u have it
Wisdom u possess it
Deep thinking, Na u b dat
Clear picture of things, in term of occurrence
Olawale has it

No nonsense guy, Na u b dat
Sha let me stop.

U know I studied u a little bit before I quoted u.

Sha become Governor of EKiti state for us make we come dey work under ur admin, at least d future is green.

Remain blessed Oga mi OLAWALE
Education / Re: ASUU Vs Fg: Education Isn't Cheap by ymstar(m): 10:51am On Sep 15, 2020
Wow
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 10:48am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Lol, a for try acting but the only problem be say a no get body grin

cheesy
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 10:42am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Whaoo I can remember bro, could u bliv [b]the guy is a pastor now [/b]or maybe evangelist or one of the prominent God's workers cus I use to see his post on Facebook and am always taken aback weneva I see him post stuff of Facebook, am always like.. God u re wonderful oo so u don finally change this clown to normal grin


Y not bro, anytym u re ready just Hala me.

But wait oo, a never marry oo and am not in ekiti, so who go come pound the yam??
Well, we b guys Na, patapata make we carry the pestle and mortar come outside the do D do by ourselvesgrin



Whaoooooww

Bro I feel honoured there is no elevation more than this. Being honoured by someone who hasn't seen u before.

Bro am honoured I swear.
See this Babaloke self, he can just transform anybody any time, what amazes me is that, some pple with potential whom u think that in d future dey will become dis and dat, before you know it, grrrrrrrrrh, won ti yor wale, they've slided and come down, and would now start wondering how?

And others that are underrated and underestimated, who had nothing to show about when we were young, before you know it, they've made it and living a better life.

Well I'm not surprised sha, one wise man has said it all, he said: "he thinks everything has been scripted.....and it's all about destiny"

Do u know dis Wiseman I'm talking about?
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 10:41am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
Whaoo I can remember bro, could u bliv [b]the guy is a pastor now [/b]or maybe evangelist or one of the prominent God's workers cus I use to see his post on Facebook and am always taken aback weneva I see him post stuff of Facebook, am always like.. God u re wonderful oo so u don finally change this clown to normal grin


Y not bro, anytym u re ready just Hala me.

But wait oo, a never marry oo and am not in ekiti, so who go come pound the yam??
Well, we b guys Na, patapata make we carry the pestle and mortar come outside the do D do by ourselvesgrin



Whaoooooww

Bro I feel honoured there is no elevation more than this. Being honoured by someone who hasn't seen u before.

Bro am honoured I swear.
See this Babaloke self, he can just transform anybody any time, what amazes me is that, some pple with potential whom u think that in d future dey will become dis and dat, before you know it, grrrrrrrrrh, won ti yor wale, they've slides and come down, and would now start wondering how?

And others that are underrated and underestimated, who had nothing to show about when we were young, before you know it, they've made it and living a better life.

Well I'm not surprised sha, one wise man has said it all, he said: "he thinks everything has been scripted.....and it's all about destiny"

Do u know dis Wiseman I'm talking about?
Agriculture / Re: Huge Crocodile Caught Alive Behind A Nairalander's Poultry Farm In Ogun State by ymstar(m): 10:18am On Sep 15, 2020
punisha:
If u found this behind your farm like u said this is a friendly reminder that u should not lose guard there... There should be about 3-6 more of the baby croc around and then the adults.

That little thing will take u down if u dare slip in front of it.
True
Agriculture / Re: Huge Crocodile Caught Alive Behind A Nairalander's Poultry Farm In Ogun State by ymstar(m): 10:15am On Sep 15, 2020
SuperMyke:
I have been a nairalander for years but this is my first post.
My name is Michael Ameh; a poultry farmer in Ado odo local government area of Ogun state.
Yesterday, a giant crocodile � was caught just behind the farm and I felt I should share it on the forum.
I’ll be grateful if this post makes front page
Make we sha know say u b fine guy sha

Oya, u are fine. Is that what you want to hear?
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 10:13am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Aahh otiyemi!! Otiyemi.

Gbogbo nkan too so patapata loyemi yekeyeke.

Oyemi, Oro e yemi.

Mabinu, motidake.

Okun awe, ogbafun o.
See what I'm talking about!
U are just one of something something guy dat Is not predictable, on sighting dis ur comment, I was just laughing.

U just leave am with his ideas in a very funny way.

U better go and start acting, I swear u go blow Dan odunlade

And u will also make a good actor
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 10:06am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


I appreciate this bro, respect!!!



But pls tell me how u take know me nagrin pls
As someone I enjoy reading his comments, I used to follow up ur posts, and u were talking about one stubborn guy like dat who was acting rudely to a school principal in Ekiti, of which d guy was affirming dat his mother was one of those pple who planted d mango bla bla.

It was from there that I know say Olawale oga mi is from Ekiti kete.

And I go still com chop my own poundo yam from your side, whether you invite me or not.

I just like d way u use to talk, d way u give it to ur haters red hot

And d way you crack jokes and also honour ur well wishers, since then I just become ur automatic fan
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 9:36am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


The guy surprised me jare.

Even a 7yr old child would not say there is not race.



Btw, how did u know am from Ekiti. Am curious.shocked
I no go tell you o
Oya change dat ur 'am' to d correct one before I change am for u o, because u are one of the pple I really respect on dis forum
Romance / Re: Humphreys Chipeta Dies During Beer Drinking Contest In Malawi by ymstar(m): 9:31am On Sep 15, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Something must kill a man
He died as a real niggarrr
Trying to become the most high

Now he is about to meet the most high
This is why i keep on reminding my niggarzz...we should all be careful the amount of weed and booze we take.....
Because no matter the amount we take we can never be the most high..... only JAh(God) is the most high
This Edo guy, slawormir oba
But d other time, u say make someone advise u to take ur weed and become d most high Na.

Today u are saying otherwise

Look Oba, u are as unpredictable as life
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 9:22am On Sep 15, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Who brainwashed this niggarrr?

How old are you??

See what u re saying ??

Nothing like race??

Do u have a dictionary ??

Did u go to school??

Can u recognize color??

Ur comment and reasoning irritate me man!!

Why are u like this Na!!

Have u even asked why u Wil never give birth to a child as white as Sherman and Donald trump Wil never give birth to a child as black as u.

Guy u surprised me oo, serious .

Am just dumbfounded by Ur comment.
Like there is no race?? Aahh.!!!


Who teach Ur Ur scientific or Ur empirical approach to things?
Ba mi olawale, e dakun
E ma binu, e kin binu bayi nah
smiley
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 9:19am On Sep 15, 2020
SabaliPatience:
omo we are all in the same side oh lol.
i watched that match, Henry headed in the winner from Zidane's freekick.
Boss be like you supoose don old oh
No o, just three one, but looks like a teenager
Being skinny is sometimes bad.
But I do fight for myself with matured behavior many times, it is from there dat pple understand that e b like say dis guy no b teenager o,

Na success I wan use fight my way now
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 11:39pm On Sep 14, 2020
OlawaleBammie:

Lol, same here bro, just the very first world cup I would pay attention to.
I watched Korea-Japan tru the president black and white TV soo I didn't pay much attention and besides, I didn't know what they were actually doing
All I saw was just some tiny images running around a particular rectangular place grin

ahh taah!!
I was still battling with my third term in SS1 grin


Lol, what a coincidence... Same here...like same age.grin

SabaliPatience:

Argentina's 6-0 drooping of Serbia and montenegro
Argentina's extra time goal against Mexico scored by Rodriguez
England's shocking penalty defeat to Portugal.
I really missed that year.
The 2006 world cup was memorable cos that was my first time of ardently following the world cup
Also same year I finished my high school, wrote my waec and also got admitted into the University.
2006 was dope cool
I'm 29 now embarassed embarassed

I watched the korean japan, and i followed it
The games I would never 4get are :
germany vs s. arabia, german beat them like small pikin
Nigeria vs Sweden, Henrik larsson broke my heart, and na we dey lead b4 o, Aghahowa header 4rm Yobo's assist
I was in Jss3 then
because of Naija match i no gree go school, obviously i had passion for all super eagles match then


2006 world cup
Another match i really loved was france vs brazil
the match was classic, it was in the night, dem send me message, i no gree go, i said i must watch d match
very pure classic match, zidane really boss d midfield
vieira, makelele, dem shield d defence well
makelele really dealt with da lima ronaldo
and igwe won d match 4 france from zidane's free kick, a lot and a lot and a lot
na zidane and trezeguet spoil d final
i hate seeing trezeguet taking p.k, he has badluck for pk
Sports / Re: Neymar Among Five Players Sent Off After Mass Brawl Following Psg's Defeat by ymstar(m): 2:39pm On Sep 14, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


No, the guy wasn't a teammate with Deco, I think van bronckhorst was. And bronckhorst was more of a left back/midfielder .
Mo shey mistake ni jare
Motigbagbe PE left back ni van b.

Olawale, o ma ti ni irun funfun ni beard o.
U don old o

Sha ba mi ki gbogbo ekiti
Forward ever backward never

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