Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,200 members, 7,835,980 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 06:36 PM

Yokka's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Yokka's Profile / Yokka's Posts

(1) (of 1 pages)

Romance / She Wants Me To Beat Her by yokka(m): 5:00am On Jul 17, 2015
I am currently dating a gorgeous 27 year old banker and things have been going great for about two months now until I started noticing some things that are getting me worried. It started about a week ago when she stopped taking my calls at the first ring, I would call for three or four times before she takes it and even then she wouldn't apologise. If I asked her why she didn't pick she would say she did it on purpose so that I would get angry that since we started dating that she has not seen me angry. I asked her why she would want to see me angry and she said that if I don't get angry or shout at her it means that I don't love her. I was like whaaaat.??
One day she didn't take my call all day and she didn't call back. I was distressed, I thought maybe something had happened to her and even called her colleague to know if she was Okay the colleague said she was fine but when I asked her to give her the phone she told me she said she didn't want to talk to me. I kept calling and later at Night she took my call and out of anger I shouted on her and asked her why she did that (I was really angry and even wanted to end the relationship instantly) she laughed hard and said YES that it is now that she knows that I am serious and started apologising still laughing under her breath. I cut the call out of anger and instantly she called back and we talked for 11mins all the while she was apologising. Later that night she sent me a goodnight text something she had not done in ages and even sent me a Whatsapp text around 1am that she couldn't sleep because she was thinking about me, I was sleepy so I replied “go to bed it's 1am, log off immediately” she replied “yes sir” and asked if I would seize her phone if she refused to go off and I wrote yes. Instantly she begged me not to seize her phone, first thing in the morning she called me and still apologised for waking me up.
Now fast forward to last tuesday she said she will come over for the weekend and told me that she wants me to beat her very well when she comes so that she will know that I am a real man and I really love her. I told her that I have no reason to beat her and she said she will give me a reason and she hasn't taken my call since then and has even sent me one nonsense text just to spite me and make me beat her when she comes. Anytime I shout on her or threaten to slap her she will laugh silently, the other day in the car she tried to mock-slap me so that I would get angry and slap her back. I am a Beta male (as against the Alpha male) and I know better than to hit a woman. she just enjoys it when I rough handle her which I don't enjoy since its painful.
What do I do people, I am soo confused.

1 Like

Family / Re: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by yokka(m): 4:39pm On Jul 10, 2015
caesaraba:


Haba! Be putting the 's' na! Eh! That thing dy pain eye abeg. Haba!!!!!!!

Hahahahahah, bros no vex abeg na typo.
Family / Re: Photos: The Girl Who Got Married To A Portrait Finally Replied Linda Ikeji by yokka(m): 2:36pm On Jul 10, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Why the Hate Talk?? Linda Did nothing wrong except Informing us.

Make She Pack abeg...Getting married to a Portrait is Absurd.

You just said my mind, Getting married to an enlarged picture and thinking it Love. mtcheew.
Investment / Re: Lekki Land Promo.....awoof! by yokka(m): 2:30pm On Jul 10, 2015
TUBLEZ:
dey their dey hate u think everyone is a scammer like u..instead of u to do research on d genuity






Hahahahahhahahaha,
Genuity ko, generation ni.
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows Your Girlfriend Won't Marry You by yokka(m): 1:01pm On Jul 10, 2015
lyntiffany:
you've just said it all but will blame the guys also cos they tend to lick the àss of girls that are flashy but numbskull upstairs leaving the smart, humble and the intelligent ones that comes their way. Sometimes I wonder what could be the reason ?
I just gave the key to the world, anybody that still goes for the beautiful dumbass does that at his own detriment.

1 Like

Investment / Re: Lekki Land Promo.....awoof! by yokka(m): 4:38am On Jul 10, 2015
Hahahhahahaha,
No go find work, dey there dey find who you go scam.
Romance / Re: Ten Commandments On How To Love A Woman(by Some Woman Wrapper On FB) by yokka(m): 4:31am On Jul 10, 2015
And what do I get in return

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Race To Save Majek Fashek - Help Raise $20,000 For Drug Rehabillitation by yokka(m): 3:46am On Jul 10, 2015
In as much as I am human with emotions, I feel pity for Majek but with the economic situation in Nigeria and wonderful level of unemployment in the public sector, I do not subscribe to the idea of running a charity on a man that practically shot his riches up his arms. He was huge, he was rich but he wasted it living the COOL life. I think he should be left to wallow and serve as a direction to the new breed of celebrities.

Besides there are lots of people out there that need that money, people with life threatening conditions and not a man in perfect health that practically threw himself from grace into the painful claws of grass.
Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows Your Girlfriend Won't Marry You by yokka(m): 3:08am On Jul 10, 2015
Evathyst:
Dude! Don't waste your time the answers are right in front of you.


Just pray to be rich, or at least be comfortable and there wouldn't be any problem btw u two. But that illusion u'r having of meeting a perfect lady na film-trick o.

Noo, I disagree with you right there. The worst kind of dark side like you rightly called it is materialism. You know why.?? because it grows. it's insatiable.
Lemme paint you a picture. You earn a million she makes her hair in the hundreds of thousands, you earn a billion, she graduates to making her hair in the millions. Now she wants a pent-house apartment. Now she wants a Veyron. It just keeps growing.
And ooo yes, there are nice girls out there. Very very nice girls. Near flawless. We just have to open our eyes and see past the face and booty and look for real substance.

7 Likes 2 Shares

Romance / Re: 10 Signs That Shows Your Girlfriend Won't Marry You by yokka(m): 2:58am On Jul 10, 2015
benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

Dude, throw her farther than the seven seas (metaphorically). She isn't right for you. just dump her materialistic ass. O God this is the worst of it.

1 Like

Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by yokka(m): 8:10pm On Jun 23, 2015
Denmark vs Serbia. Half time X.
Politics / Re: Dokubo Asari: FG Must Pay Ex Militants by yokka(m): 10:55am On Jun 21, 2015
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha, Oga Dokubo how market.
Na beg you dey beg.?? thought you used to threaten fire and brimstone. Now na Rule of Law you dey seek.?? Heiyaaaaaa. Sorry oooo
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Threatens Fg And Buhari by yokka(m): 10:50am On Jun 21, 2015
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha, Oga Dokubo how market.
Na beg you dey beg.?? thought you used to threaten fire and brimstone. Now na Rule of Law you dey seek.?? Heiyaaaaaa. Sorry oooo

2 Likes

Politics / Re: May God Punish Jonathan, All His Supporters And Other Nigerian Thieves. by yokka(m): 10:25am On Jun 21, 2015
chosen04:
....Enugu and Calabar does not have refinery so STOP fooling yourself

If you do have a brain to comprehend written English, You would see where I wrote the words “am not sure about Calabar and Enugu”.

Fix your defunct life. We are not intellectual equals.
Politics / Re: May God Punish Jonathan, All His Supporters And Other Nigerian Thieves. by yokka(m): 5:45am On Jun 21, 2015
Bifwoli:
A refinery is a COMPLEX with pipes,chemical reactions ,separators , cooling chambers plus environmental regulations to meet ..and they cost billions.Even the USA hasn't built a new refinery in the last 30yrs due complex issues.

Now this ignorant Buhari dullard and his simplistic semi literate followers wanna make us believe they can bring refineries online on short notice?

Hahahaha,even the illiterate Brazilian forest tribes are laughing at y'all.

Cow relax, we already have these refineries in place. I am sure of one in Kaduna, One in Port Harcourt, I am not too sure of Calabar but then one in Enugu. Fixing it or making it operational has been the problem. NOW CHANGE HAS COME.

3 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Mr-Ibu (john Okafor) Mother's Burial Live Report - Pictures by yokka(m): 11:22am On Jun 05, 2015
Atikubi:
R.I.P. But Ibu doesn't seem to be in mourning mood

The woman lived up to 90 years. Why on earth would you expect him to mourn.??

14 Likes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Aston Villa: FA Cup (4 - 0) On 30th May 2015 by yokka(m): 6:15pm On May 30, 2015
COYG
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 12:43pm On Apr 14, 2015
free games for today,

Avia Sc vs Operario MT [1 + Halftime/Fulltime]

Vitoria BA vs Anapolina GO [1 + Halftime/Fulltime]


Enjoy.


For more picks hit me on Whatsapp 08034184194.
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 7:37am On Apr 14, 2015
Good Morning, my wonderful friends. Today is another wonderful day and hopefully the greens will come in huge chunks.

I will drop free two odds here for today around 12 or 1.

Join my whatsapp group for more picks. 08034184194.
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 9:13pm On Apr 13, 2015
Moscow was a very big clog in our wheel of success. I hope they get relegated. BASTARDS.


We pray for a better tomorrow. GoodNight.
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2015
gxxxxx:
@yokka can u plz send tommorows game for m to play plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hit me on Whatsapp, 08034184194.
Crime / Re: Fake Certificates. by yokka(m): 3:46pm On Apr 13, 2015
Mod Pls push to frontage, I would want more thoughts on this pls
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 3:43pm On Apr 13, 2015
hit me on Whatsapp, for tomorrow games.
Sports / Re: Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 12:50pm On Apr 13, 2015
Free odds for today.

Liverpool vs Newcastle. [ 1 win halftime/full-time]

Valencia vs Levante. [ 1 win & under 4.5]

FC Rostov vs Spartak Moscow. [ 2 win halftime/full-time]


ENJOY.
Sports / Sure Odds To Win BIG by yokka(m): 12:45pm On Apr 13, 2015
Having lost a lot of money to odds from Ibecima, Ddonchester, Buchukwu and a host of them, I decided to hibernate and learn how to forecast on my own. I tried it for three months and grew gradually. Now I am happy to announce that I have become a very good forecaster and I have won numerous times. I want you to join me on this quest to reclaim our money from bookies.

For more picks, contact me on Whatsapp 08034184194
Crime / Fake Certificates. by yokka(m): 12:22pm On Apr 13, 2015
I have been wondering out of curiosity, how do employees detect fake certificates.? Is there any form of routine check they follow to know if a certificate is original or not. A friend of mine who dropped out in our third year due to cult related matters and refused to tell his parents. but now he told me in confidence that he created an oluwale [fake] certificate and has been handing out C.V`s. His elder sister that works with SSS took one of them and submitted in their office pending their next recruitment exercise. He is afraid he might be found out and came asking if their is a procedure that will expose his fake certificate.?? I couldn't give him a straight answer because of the Nigerian factor ie corruption but I thought hard about it and decided to ask, How do they detect fake certificates.??


N.B, I am a graduate that ventured into animal farming and I am doing great by myself.

(1) (of 1 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 52
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.