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Politics / Re: Lamido Teases Amaechi At Council Of State Meeting by yomanovic: 7:31pm On Feb 05, 2015
iiichidodo:
All i want for Valentine is GEJ in Aso rock till 2019.


Poor you! Make another wish!
Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked As The Most Corrupt State In Nigeria In 2014 by yomanovic: 10:16pm On Feb 04, 2015
sleekp1:
This is why Tinubu wants Ambode to continue ba?


Jimi Agbaje is coming to expose the Tinubu scam in Lagos.

I look at you I laugh. Tinubu put hin family for elective postions, yes. Patience don snatch presidency from Jonah. Now tell who is the ideal man! My ideal man na the man in control.
Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked As The Most Corrupt State In Nigeria In 2014 by yomanovic: 10:16pm On Feb 04, 2015
sleekp1:
This is why Tinubu wants Ambode to continue ba?


Jimi Agbaje is coming to expose the Tinubu scam in Lagos.

I look at you I laugh. Tinubu put hin family for elective postions, yes. Patience don snatch presidency from Jonah. Now tell who is the ideal man!

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Politics / Re: Lagos Ranked As The Most Corrupt State In Nigeria In 2014 by yomanovic: 10:13pm On Feb 04, 2015
BrosPeter:
We've been saying this for years, Fashola can't work as long as Tinubu is his Godfather

Another PDP. After Fashola has already worked for 8 years, you say he cannot work. Anyway, na pdp way be that since dem self no do gree do anything with dem 16 years at the federal level. Bunch of nanamus.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Have Not Had Sex For 8 Years Now' - Comedienne Mandy Says (pictured) by yomanovic: 9:26pm On Feb 03, 2015
axortedbabe:
Only 8yrs..
Wat of me wey d door neva open nko..

Keep it for hIM if its true. Ur beautiful!
Politics / Re: PDP Rice Warehouse In Ogun State (Photo) by yomanovic: 10:24pm On Feb 02, 2015
Vicotex:
had it been GEJ performance was poor in the agricultural section we wouldn't have had these bags of rice to share.

#Vote GEJ
#VOTE peace
#Vote development

Imported rice? Well, I understand pdp and their supporters are blind slowpoke. Election has come and its now they deem it fit to share rice and one idiot is just deficating here on nairaland with his fingers(mouth if he talk am).!

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Politics / A Prayer For Nigeria: Reject Or Say 'amen' by yomanovic: 10:19pm On Feb 02, 2015
May your life be run the same way Jonathan-led FG has governed Nigeria.

Hit 'like' to reject, share to say 'amen'.

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Politics / Re: Describe This Governor Amaechi's Photo In One Word by yomanovic: 11:37am On Jan 31, 2015
dgr8truth:
Broom mentality in action, in the voice of reno.

Those who have analogue brain find it difficult to compete with people who have digitalized brain.

Amechi, please better upgrade your brain and start looking for umbrella now because it will soon start to rain.

An umbrella already torn apart? Come off it man! I'll rather settle for the broom and sweep all the mess the umbrella couldn't prevent from happening.
Politics / Re: Kenyan Foreign Minister Mocks GEJ For Bringing 7 Jets to Kenya by yomanovic: 5:50am On Jan 31, 2015
Brightology2:
If Gej win dis election,dey will say it was ringed.bt if Gmb win,it is free n fair.i jst wounder wat will happen in dis country wen Gej wins d election.may God help us all.

Bro, with the AIT online incident, its clear that a free and fair election will send GEJ packing. The President himself and his various supporters have seen the handwriting on the wall and that's evident in the PDP's desperate plans to shift the election by 6 good months so that they can go back to the drawing board.

You have been preseident for 6 years and you are jittery over election. If I were to be GEJ, I would be considering 'resignation' at a time like this cos he's got about only 20 percent of Nigerians behind him. I guess the seat has never been this hot
Politics / Re: Kenyan Foreign Minister Mocks GEJ For Bringing 7 Jets to Kenya by yomanovic: 5:20am On Jan 31, 2015
jameseva:


no sir, we are not surprised. Just deeply sad that the 'dunce' is still at the helm of affairs of the country. Cant wait enough for 14th. God bless the General, God bless Nigeria.


I'm more surprised that some Nigerians come and still brag about him. No be Jona wey we know!
Politics / Re: Kenyan Foreign Minister Mocks GEJ For Bringing 7 Jets to Kenya by yomanovic: 4:33am On Jan 31, 2015
afolag:
private jet go soon turn okada.....una never see anything

Won pe yan lole, o ngbomo eran jo! They refer to him as a thief but sounds like music in his ears and therefore chooses to dance.

This only shows how wasteful our leaders are. They only enreach their pocket even in the face of continuously dwindling living standard of our people.
Politics / Re: Presidential Race Hits As GMB And GEJ Gets Betting Odds by yomanovic: 4:27am On Jan 31, 2015
Ok let's do this.

Your life shall be run in the same way GEJ-led FG has ran Nigeria.

Hit 'like' to 'reject' and hit 'share' for 'amen'.
Politics / Re: Presidential Race Hits As GMB And GEJ Gets Betting Odds by yomanovic: 4:20am On Jan 31, 2015
DevilishKiller:
Akin alabi is a bastard why not make it Gmb 2.0 and Gej 8.0 since they claim Buhari is more popular it would have been better because i fit stake 20k on it.

Wetin i go use 1.4 odds do?

what a very dumb post. GEJ is incubent now and there is every chance pdp use the armed force to intimate voters and opposition for their own favour, the way it has always been.
Politics / Re: Open Letter To President Jonathan By Army Officers by yomanovic: 4:13am On Jan 31, 2015
hyfr:
Because he doesn't have a relative there? Lmao this guy is a sure member of Boko haram, continue writing your love letter

If you had a relative among the fighing men or had a relative slain by boko haram, you won't talk like this. We make so many ignorant comments just because we are not directly concerned.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by yomanovic: 4:04am On Jan 31, 2015
rashygenius:

dr prickson...oga,4get..i will rada risk d "change" dan continue in dis doldrum 16years rule by Pdp..#no lite,food,portable water,shelter, employment...and u want me to continue.E sur,eti ya were

Lolss. I wish the lives of PDP supporters be run the same way PDP has been running Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Finally Admits Buhari Has No Certificate? by yomanovic: 4:02am On Jan 31, 2015
mtprofessor5:
D

Modified

So because he is a general he should rule Nigerians. Truly this man was high on something very high.

if you be confirmed general go to baga and fight bokoharam

All Tinubu tries to tell you is that GMB got to the highest rank in the army, a level that's not possible without proper education. He even went ahead and attended military colleges both in the US and in the UK which puts him at par with Professors(and not even GEJ's doctorate level).

Moreover, GEJ who has a doctorate degree has governed Nigeria for 6 good years already but lives of Nigerians is only getting worse because of his tolerance towards corruption. So why won't I give someone, who is known to be desciplined, a chance?
Politics / Re: Court Lifts Suspension On APC's Fund-Raising Platform by yomanovic: 5:20am On Jan 29, 2015
ichidodo:
We just wish the courts can use this alacrity to expedite action on buhari's perjury...

This is the more reasons PDP is losing it. You have all only concentrated on defaming Buhari and its very clear to see. Nigerians are no longer docile though. And we told you already that 'if Buhari presents NEPA bill as his certificate, we'll vote for him'.

Meanwhile, Canbridge that coordinated the said certificate examination has proved your insinuations wrong but you people won't campaign for yourselves but Buhari.

Na why Sambo go North go tell Hausas that thay should not vote for Buhari because his vp candidate is a Pastor and has over 5000 churches. Is that not an abysmal thinking? To be realistic, pdp cannot take Nigeria anywhere. They will only make Nigerians poorer.
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Bought Food For Everybody At A Buka by yomanovic: 7:32pm On Jan 26, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


keep quiet woman, what makes Ambode s

o special?

I know nothing bout Ambode but but its obvious Jimi Agbaje is FAKE!!! That was the same way he told Lagosians that he'll make land cheap if elected! I no worry though cos PDP generally have no idea.
Politics / Re: Gunmen Destroy APC Governorship Campaign Venue In Rivers State by yomanovic: 9:54pm On Jan 24, 2015
drberry:


Just like how jobless illiterates will just wake up and decide to be angry without provocation and attack a sitting president during his campaign. Anyway, their Presidential Candidate is also an illiterates who claims he's gone to school yet has no certificates to show for it, so I expect his followers to mimic him!

I don't know pdp's actual definition of candidate. Could you please help me out? By the way, 'an illiterate' is not a correct expression.
Politics / Re: 1985 Newspaper Story Created After Buhari Was Toppled by yomanovic: 8:33pm On Jan 23, 2015
baybeeboi:
Buhari,No wonder He has been failing and refailing the lections since 1999..
The evil he has done lives with Him and will live with Him forever.
Say no to VIOLENCE
say no to BIGOTRY
say no to FORGERY
say no to TERRORISM
say no to Buhari
.
say Yes to EDUCATION
say yes to GENDER EQUALITY
say yes to FREEDOM
VOTE GEJ 2015-2019

May your life be run in the same way pdp-led fg is running Nigeria. Say 'amen' or reject. Nothing else please?
Politics / Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Buhari, Says He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by yomanovic: 4:40am On Jan 23, 2015
[quote author=menabadoo post=30039892]Chai grin grin

This is what you get when you are a failure.[/quote

Compare the present administration with then that of Buhari and arrive at who the failure is. If gej is seen to be the success, then I pray your life is run the way gej is ruling Nigeria. Shikenah.
Politics / Re: Sammie Okposo Slams Buhari, Says He Should Be Flogged For Forgery by yomanovic: 4:37am On Jan 23, 2015
etimek:
MR SAMMY OKPOSO. I SUGGEST THATYOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH FILLED WITH TOBACCO STAINED TEETH.
YOU SMOKE GANJA. YOU DRINK KAI KAI.YOU ARE A HELPLESS WOMANISER. YET YOU SINGIN CHURCH. ANYWHERE YOU SHARE A LOT IN COMMON WITH JONATHAN

This picture share a semblance with baba suwe.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Buhari's Academic Records Released By Nigerian Army by yomanovic: 9:11pm On Jan 21, 2015
clevvermind:
smh. is this the certificate? buhari is really a semi illiterate.

Are you literate? What's your definition of 'literate'? Is your statement 'a semi illiterate' a correct expression? What exactly are your points self? Oh! You think the fact that you earn a Doctorate Degree in Zoology makes you literate?

I think its high time we made ourselves understand that literacy is no more the ability to read and write. Its a thing of the mind which must show in the way you think, talk and live.

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Politics / Re: Children Scramble In Gutters For Noodles,sweets Thrown By PDP In Lagos (photo) by yomanovic: 11:48pm On Jan 20, 2015
I read some comments of nairalanders supporting pdp on this thread about poverty in Lagos and I feel very ashame of my country Nigeria.

Because pdp wants vote, they have come, in their usual manners to throw money around. When they eventually get the vote, they vanish into thin air.

Well! The act says it all! Its election time, chop now and when elections are gone, go back to your hunger-stricken life.

But come to think of it, where were the givers of the free indomie two years ago while there was no election? If these very items are thrown at people in pdp governed states, won't people even respond more to it compared to Lagos?

I bet you, pdp has reduced this country of profound wealth to abject poverty. Its a shame and dirty slap on the face of this country Nigeria, that the ruling party reduced Nigerians to non-entity by throwing sweets into the gutter to pick. Its a big shame. It only explains the mode they have operated all the while and they'll continue to operate: stay up their and look down on Nigerians. Besides, Nigerians seem to the usually gullible people who suffer but yet smile.

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Family / Re: How Many Men Still Do This In Nigeria ? (pics) by yomanovic: 9:27pm On Jan 19, 2015
As the first child in the family and meanwhile, dad was not usually around during the week, I was always with my mum in the corridor kitchen. So as early as my primary school days, I could do both lafu(white coloured amala) and amala dudu(brown coloured amala). I can prepare most types of swallows the likes of pounded yam and fufu which we're not used to in the family.

As a bachelor, I cook even with my stressful job. And when eventually married even when wifey isn't heavy, I'll do it when the assistance is NECESSARY, not always.

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Religion / Re: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by yomanovic: 7:43am On Jan 18, 2015
tellwisdom:
Foolish boi...you don make money finish from the falsification, now you wan change am. I'm not buying this your crocodile tears, unless you submit the money to me, make i take drink beer this afternoon angry

Beer is all that matters? You this, I have tried my best in making you but to no avail. What else do I do to you now.
Religion / Re: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by yomanovic: 7:38am On Jan 18, 2015
clefstone:
Why do people falsify age in d first place. Meanwhile, u better come clean now but be sure to write a new wassce make the misfortune of failbuhari(certificatelessness) no befall u

The society conditions it. It was not like that in the 70s and 80s but these days, means of survival is very harsh which really makes us to tilt towards the demand the present day requires. Like am 28 and a job am applying requires the maximum age of 26. I have to tilt.

@op, I feel your pain and I also wish to do the same but I bet it may land you in trouble especially in foreign land. In my opinion, I think you should continue your life or better still, seek advice from a counsellor, a lawyer, just someone who is more enlightened. Most nairalanders will just make jest of u here.

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Politics / Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by yomanovic: 8:16pm On Jan 16, 2015
Eluwilussit:


Honestly, I feel your pains and losses. I truly understand your perspective. It is unfortunate that all of that happened and is still happening.

While it is not far from the truth that Jonathan's govt hasn't done much, is there not a reason for this? Would the North, Muslims and Christians alike, appreciate it if Jonathan does to the North what Obasanjo did to Odi and Zaki Biam?

Jonathan's hands are tied to an extent. It is a delicate situation. It has no simple solution. You blaming Jonathan altogether, is wrong. Sharia was introduced by Yerima and the North embraced it to spite Obasanjo. What did Obasanjo do? He smartly, even if it was wrong, avoided the trap by the core North to distract his govt. That's when we got it all wrong. Bad precedent.

Yar'Adua, was able to fight them decisively because he was a Muslim and a core Northerner. Nobody could accuse him of religious or tribal bias. You can't make that case for Jonathan. Can you?

I am not asking northern Christians to vote for Jonathan. Not at all. But not voting him and voting Buhari is like going to thank and live with a guy who just raped you because your husband who was held at gun or knife point, couldn't stop the rapist.

Now go ahead and vote for your choice. But be sincere about it. All I want is peace in the North and equality of every citizen. No tribalism or nepotism. Shouldn't we be tired as a country with all these deceivers? May God help you to heal and protect your people in the army. I also have a nephew and more than four of my cousins out there. Everyone of us is contributing in one way or the other.

God bless you. May your prayers be answered in this new year in jesus name. Amen.

God bless Nigeria.

I really commend your shitty comments. Jonathan's hands are tied! Sure! Because he is too corrupt and slow in decision making na! Abeg wetin dey tie hin hand if not corruption?
Politics / Re: APC Using Osinbajo To Mask Buhari's Religious Bias - RCCG Pastor by yomanovic: 8:12pm On Jan 16, 2015
Who cares? All that matters to me is that pdp has not bettered the lot of Nigerians. All the pdp does is just to tarnish gmb's image while the image of pdp is nothing to write home about. They'll say Nigeria economy is the largest in Africa but we all know that things are worse than it was in early 99 b4 they took over. The Naira keeps depreciating and yet some shit-asrse kpastow is here telling me rubbish.
Phones / Re: Glo Gives Out N35m Benz G-Wagon To Promo Winner (Photos) by yomanovic: 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2015
AutosBay:
Cool, but considering the monetary value of the vehicle, I hope he doesn't sell it.

Oh boy if he sell am, e nor pay am? If I sell the morro for like 25m, I go build a choice house o and even buy a ride of around 2m still get change to do business. E bad? But I don't think he'll be allowed to sell though.

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Culture / Re: The Yorubas.... Your 'arodan' Experience.... by yomanovic: 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2015
Beamborla:


Lol... this really made me miss my mum right now cos till now, she still still ask me to look for 'Abimo ma jeun'. Just that I know the meanig right from the onset so I always wait for her to relax a little and grab as much as I can and run away if possible.

Bimbo, you are beautiful.

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